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- Halfway through 2000, World Championship Wrestling had looked to be drawing it’s final breaths as a company, and the almighty alternative to Vince McMahon’s World Wrestling Federation. Not sense the mid-90’s had WCW shown much profit, or would be able to draw higher numbers in their ratings war against WWF. It was the Attitude era, with names such as Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, The Undertaker, Triple H, to name a few, that would help keep WWF on top, and WCW as nothing more then 2nd best for years to come. In an attempt to capture part of this sports entertainment craze that so many people had grown to love, many head-WWF creative writers had jumped ship to WCW. One of those names was Vince Russo, who wouldn’t help improve the WCW product, but help further deteriorate it.

As we saw the transition from 1999 to the new millennium, Eric Bischoff would be cast aside by Time Warner executives, while Vince Russo and his creative team would run rampant on World Championship Wrestling. With no one in charge to tell Russo what to do, bad creative choices were being made left and right. Soon American Online would merge with Time Warner, and major changes that would effect the very future of the company would be made…

Fast forward to WCW Bash At The Beach on Sunday, July 9th, 2000

WCW Bash at the Beach

July 9, 2000 from Daytona Beach, Florida

Hosted by Tony Schiavone, Scott Hudson, and Mark Madden

Cruiserweight Title Match

Lieutenant Loco vs. Juventud Guerrera

The MIA and the Filthy Animals came down to ringside and both left when the match started. Loco clotheslined Juvy out of the ring after two atomic drops. Juvy teased leaving while Loco was making fun of him. Juvy got back in the ring but Loco suplexed him back out to the floor. Loco off the ring apron with a splash on Juvy. Back in the ring Juvy tries to beg Loco off. Juvy with ten shots to the head on Loco in the corner. Loco comes back with two running clotheslines followed up by a tilt a whirl backbreaker for a two count. Head scissors takeover by Loco followed up by a powerslam for a two count. Loco walks into a back elbow. Both men clothesline each other at the same time and get up at the nine count. Loco goes up top and flies off out to the floor with a plancha on Juvy. Filthy Animals come back down to ringside in mock masks. A ref comes out and orders them to the back. Juvy hit a over the top guiloteen legdrop on Loco. Back in the ring Juvy stomps on Loco then powerslams him. Juvy hits a springboard plancha into the ring for a two count. Juvy back up top but Loco follows him up. Juvy picks him up for a powerbomb for a two count. Front face suplex by Juvy. Juvy does the people's elbow for a two count. MIA come out to ringside in mock masks. Major Gunns walks down the rampway stripping for Juvy. Loco dropkicks Juvy off the top. Loco hits a inverted powerbomb on Juvy for a two count. Juvy with the juvy driver but Loco got his foot on the ropes. Loco hit his tornado ddt off the second rope for the pin.

Winner: Lieutenant Loco

Backstage Jarrett was with one of his fat women asking The Cat where Hogan was.

Hardcore Title Match

Big Vito vs. Norman Smiley

Vito told the crowd that Funk and Johnny the Bull were injured so he issued an open challenge. Out came Norman Smiley with Ralphus. Match started out with Vito and Smiley up near the entranceway. The match went backstage with Smiley in control. Ralphus hit Vito in the head with a garbage can while Smiley held him. Smiley started doing the big wiggle over Vito. Ralphus started hitting Vito again with a trash can lid. Vito comes back and throws Smiley in some backstage equipment. Vito and Smiley start fighting in a elevator. Vito leaves Smiley in the elevator and it takes off. Vito walks back to the ring but so does Ralphus. Vito drags Ralphus in the ring and beats the hell out of him. Vito pulls out a table and puts it in the ring. Vito places Ralphus on the table and goes up top and splashes him through the table for the pin. Smiley finally makes it back to the ring but he is too late.

Winner: Big Vito

Wedding Gown Match

Ms. Hancock vs. Daffney

David, in a tuxedo, escorts Hancock to the ring. David takes off his jacket and lays it on the announce table along with his hair clippers. David goes into the ring and starts french kissing Hancock. Daffney comes out and hits David between the legs then starts her assault on Hancock. Hancock does a poor excuse for a springboard into a back elbow on Daffney. Daffney tries to put Hancock's face in the wedding cake but David pulls Daffney off. Hancock nails the ref and kicks him between the legs, and pulls his pants off. Daffney pulls David's pants off. David grabs Daffney while Hancock starts shaving her head. Crowbar comes to the rescue and suplexes David. Crowbar pulls his pants off then starts chopping David. Crowbar starts choking David with his pants. Hancock grabs the mic and says she knows what we want to see then takes her gown off. Daffney shoves some cake in Hancock's face. A cake fight breaks out between everyone and the match is over.

Winner: Daffney

Tag Team Title Match

Kronic vs. The Perfect Event

Match starts off with Adams and Palumbo. Adams throws Palumbo out. Adams grabs Stasiak and press slams him out of the ring on top of Palumbo. Perfect Event tease leaving the ring. Back in the ring Stasiak gets kicked down in the corner by Clark. Clark walks into a big foot. Clark comes back with a one handed chokeslam. Double forearm by Kronic on Stasiak. Stasiak walks into a big foot from Adams. Adams one handed chokeslams Palumbo for a two count. Palumbo lowered the ropes for Adams to fall out. Perfect Event double team Adams. Back in the ring Stasiak pounds on Adams. Palumbo puts Adams in a sleeper hold. Adams gets out of it but gets a knee to the gut by Palumbo. Stasiak tagged in. Nice back elbow by Stasiak on Adams for a two count. Stasiak put a sleeper hold on Adams. Adams powers his way out and both men collide in mid-air. Clark and Stasiak tagged in. Clark starts cleaning house. Adams clotheslines Stasiak over the top. Palumbo hits a ddt on Clark. Stasiak back in and dropkicks Kronic out of the ring. Stasiak comes off the ring apron with a flying forearm on Clark. Back in the ring Perfect Event double team Clark. Adams comes back in for the save. Adams throws Palumbo out. Adams hits a botched fireman's carry on Stasiak. Double boot to the face by Kronic. Kronic hits the high time on Stasiak. Palumbo makes the save. Kronic deliver a high time to Palumbo. Stasiak tried to come in with the flexer but it was knocked out of his hand. Adams puts Stasiak on his shoulders and Clark comes off the top with a clothesline for the pin.

Winners and new world tag teach champions: Kronic

Jarrett asks the Cat again where Hogan is. Jarrett threatens to start screwing with the Cat's show if he don't find him.

Jung Dragons take out the Cat in the back.

"Positively" Kanyon vs. Booker T

Loud chants of Booker T before the match started. Match starts off with Booker hitting a spin kick on Kanyon. Back elbow by Kanyon. Booker connects with a dropkick. Booker slaps Kanyon to the mat and rips his shirt off. Booker throws Kanyon over the ropes. Booker grabs Kanyon's book and a brick falls out. The ref tosses the brick away. Booker goes outside and slams Kanyon into the guard rail. Back in the ring Booker comes off the top with a forearm smash for a two count. Kanyon pulls Booker to the floor and sends him into the guard rail and ring steps. Kanyon places the ring steps on Booker's arm. Kanyon picks up a chair and comes off the ring apron smashing the chair into the stairs. Kanyon baseball slides Booker into the ring post. Kanyon suplexes Booker back in the ring for a two count. Kanyon brings a chair into the ring and wedges it into the corner. Booker fights back and powerslams Kanyon for a two count. Kanyon flapjacks Booker to the mat for a two count. Kanyon applies an inverted boston crab on Booker. Booker rolls out of the hold. Booker hits a forearm off the ropes. Booker whips Kanyon into the chair then hits him with a spinebuster. Kanyon got his foot on the ropes. Booker grabs the chair but the ref takes it away. Kanyon hits Booker with the book for a two count. Kanyon is shocked that the brick was not there. Booker hits a harlem sidekick followed up by an axe kick. Booker hits the bookend but Kanyon kicks out at two. Jarrett runs out and hits Booker in the head with the guitar. Kanyon places Booker on the top. Kanyon hits the kanyon cutter for the pin.

Winner: Kanyon

United States Championship Match

Scott Steiner with Midajah vs. "Career Killer" Mike Awesome

Match starts off with BPP attacking Awesome before he can get to the ring. Both men make their way in the crowd. Awesome bodyslams BPP on the floor. Back in the ring BPP clotheslines Awesome for a two count. BPP walks into a big foot. Awesome goes up top but BPP follows him up and hits a belly to belly for a two count. BPP delivers a backbreaker to Awesome. Awesome hangs BPP out to dry on the ropes. Awesome follows out and attacks with a chair. Awesome grabs the ring bell and hits BPP in the head with it. Awesome grabs a chair and pounds on BPP with it. Awesome sends BPP into the safety rail. Awesome shoots himself back into the ring on BPP for a two count. Awesome comes off the top with a flying forearm for a two count. The Cat comes down to ringside. BPP suplexes Awesome. Belly to belly by BPP. Just as BPP went for the steiner recliner Cat got on the mic. BPP knocked him off the ring apron. Awesome comes off the top and connects with a splash on BPP for a two count. Ref gets knocked down. Cat comes into the ring and kicks Awesome by accident. BPP with a belly to belly on Cat. BPP covers Awesome and gets a two count. Another belly to belly on Awesome. Cat tells BPP if he puts the steiner recliner on Awesome he will strip him of the belt. BPP does it anyways. The Cat walks off with the belt and BPP chases after him knocking him down. BPP goes back into the ring and hits a t-bone suplex on Awesome. End of match.

Winner: Mike Awesome. BPP is not the US Champ anymore. US belt is open now.

Graveyard Match

The Demon vs. Vampiro

Match starts off with Demon and Aysa looking for Vampiro in the graveyard. Vampiro jumps out of a tree and the match begins. Demon hits Vampiro across the back with a stick. Vampiro comes back with kicks and sends Demon to the ground. Aysa kicks Vampiro in the back. Demon puts Vampiro in the grave. Vampiro hits Demon with a shovel and pulls him in. Vampiro gets out of the grave and drags Aysa off. Demon pulls himself out of the grave. The ref tells Demon which way Vampiro went. Demon finds Aysa sitting in front of a pond. Vampiro comes out of the water and pulls Demon in. Vampiro grabs Aysa again and walks off. The ref pulls Demon out of the pond. Demon chases after Vampiro. Demon finds Aysa laying beside a coffin. Vampiro comes out of the coffin and spits blood in his face. Vampiro smashes a tombstone over Demon's head and stuffs him into the coffin. Vampiro rolls the coffin into a grave and spits on the grave. Vampiro heads to the arena. The camera cuts away to Okerlund interviewing Shane Douglas.

No winner is announced because no one has arrived back to the arena yet.

Buff Bagwell vs. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas

Bagwell gets a loud Franchise Sucks going before the match. Match starts off with right hands by Bagwell. Douglas rolls out and Buff follows. Buff sends Douglas into the safety rail. Douglas pulls back the floor mats. Buff counters a piledriver with a backdrop onto the concrete. Back in the ring Buff hits a swinging neckbreaker. Douglas rolls out of the ring again. Douglas pulls Buff out to the floor. Douglas crotches Buff on the ring post. Douglas grabs a chair but Buff takes it away. Douglas kicks the chair into Buff's face. Back in the ring Douglas snaps Buff over. Torrie Wilson comes down to ringside and gets up on the ring apron and slaps Douglas. Buff gets a two count out of it. Buff hits a cross body for a two count. Buff hits a second rope splash for a two count. Torrie gets into the ring and kisses Buff. Buff turns around and Torrie kicks him between the legs. Douglas hits the Pittsburgh plunge for a two count. Buff with a double underhook ddt for a two count. Buff goes up top and Torrie grabs his leg. Buff throws her off the ring apron. Douglas brabs Buff from the top and hits a jawbreaker for the pin. Torri and Douglas kiss after the match. Douglas and Torrie leave together.

Winner: Shane Douglas

World Heavyweight Championship

Hollywood Hogan vs. Jeff Jarrett

Michael Buffer is the ring announcer. Vince Russo is back as he comes out to ringside in JJ's corner. Hogan comes down and JJ heads back to the top of the ramp. Hogan gets on the mic and tells JJ to come back down. JJ gets in the ring and lies flat on his back for Hogan to pin. Russo throws the world belt to Hogan. Hogan has no idea what is going on. Hogan gets on the mic and tells Russo that this is the reason why the company is in as much bad shape as it is. Hogan puts his foot on JJ and the ref counted three.

Winner and new world champ: Hulk Hogan

Vampiro is shown walking back into the arena. Vampiro's entrance music hits and the arena fills with smoke. Vampiro comes down with a mic in his hand. Vampiro says the dark circle has been completed and the Demon is dead. Disciples in Sting masks come to the ring carrying a coffin. Someone in a Sting mask gets out of the coffin and points a bat at Vampiro. Sting's music fills the arena. The lights go out and come back on with Vampiro laying in the coffin with the disciples pointing bats at him. Vampiro is declared the winner of the graveyard match.

Vince Russo comes back down to the ring. Russo gets on the mic and we are lead to believe this is a shoot. Russo bows his head in shame. Russo says he didn't know if he was going to come back or not because ever since day one he has done nothing but deal with the bullshit politics behind the curtain. Russo says he don't need this shit. He says he came back because of all the guys who bust their ass week in and week out for WCW. Says he came back for Jarrett, Animals, MIA, Booker, etc. Russo says Hogan got his wish by beating Jarrett. Russo says from here on out the world belt don't mean shit. Russo says there will be a new WCW belt and as far as he is concerned it belongs to Jarrett. Russo puts over Booker T. Says the only reason he is in WCW is because of Booker T and Jarrett. Says that tonight's main event is a title match between Booker and Jarrett.

Tyler Riggs, our Nitro reporter, transcripted this Russo interview:

Russo: There's only one way for me to do this and that's for me to tel it like it is, three weeks ago, I left WCW...HUGE RUSSO SUCKS CHANT

Russo: (Serious sounding) Three weeks ago, I left WCW and quite frankly, I didn't know if I was going to come back. And the reason I didn't know if I was going to come back or not, is because from day one, that i've been in WCW, I've done nothing, nothing but deal with the bald shit of the politics behind that curtain. (Bullshit, not bald shit). The fact of the matter is I have a wife and three kids and I really don't need this shit. But let me tell you the reason why I did come back, I came back for everyone of those guys in their lockeroom who week in and week out, bust their ass for WCW, I CAME BACK, FOR THE BOOKER T'S, I CAME BACK FOR EVERY SINGLE GUY IN MIA, I CAME BACK FOR THE ANIMALS, JARRETT, THE GUYS BEHIND THAT CURTAIN, WHO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS COMPANY, AND LET ME TELL YOU WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS COMPANY, THAT GOD DAMMED POLITICIAN HULK HOGAN, WHAT HAPPENED OUT HERE TONIGHT, ALL DAY LONG, I"M PLAYING POLITICS WITH HULK HOGAN, BECAUSE HULK HOGAN TONIGHT WANTS TO PLAY HIS CREATIVE CONTROL CARD, AND TO HIM, THAT MEANT THAT TONIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RING, HE KNEW IT WAS BULLSHIT, HE'D BEAT JEFF JARRETT, well guess what, Hogan got his wish, and got his belt, and he went home, I promise everyone here on my god damn grave, you will never see that piece of shit again! I know you paid good money to come here tonight, and no one is going to be ripped off tonight. So Hulk Hogan now has the WCW belt..and Hulk, let's refer to that as the Hulk Hogan memorial belt, BECAUSE FROM HERE ON OUT, THAT BELT DON'T MEAN SHIT!!!! BECAUSE, THERE WILL BE A NEW WCW BELT, AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THAT BELT STILL BELONGS TO THE ONE GUY WHO BUSTED HIS ASS WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT IN THIS RING, AND YOU CAN LOVE HIM, OR HATE HIM, BUT HE DOESN"T SCREW ANYONE BACKSTAGE, AND THAT'S JEFF JARRETT...Jeff Jarrett is still the official WCW Champion, but he will defend that title, in this ring tonight, AND HE WILL DEFEND THAT TITLE, AGAINST A SON OF A BITCH BACK THERE WHO FOR 14 YEARS HAS BEEN BUSTING HIS ASS IN WCW AND CAN'T GET A GOD DAMN BREAK BECAUSE OF HULK HOGAN...AND I'M TALKING ABOUT BOOKER T!!!!!!!!!! BOOKER T AND JEFF JARRETT ARE THE TWO REASONS WHY I'M IN THIS GOD DAMN RING TO BEGIN WITH, SO TONIGHT, THOSE TWO GUYS WILL COMPETE FOR THE NEW WCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! AND HOGAN YOU BIG BALD SON OF A BITCH, KISS MY ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin Nash vs. Goldberg

** Scott Hall's contract is on the line **

As Nash walks to the ring he sees Big Poppa Pump and asks him to watch his back. Scott seems to be more concerned about his woman. Nash comes to the ring and looks at the contract. Match starts off with a lockup between both men. Nash backs Goldberg into the corner and delivers an elbow. Goldberg suplexes Nash for a two count. Goldberg sidekicks Nash to the mat. Nash with a chokeslam for a two count. BPP comes down to the ring. Goldberg kicks down Nash and applies a reverse chinlock. Goldberg kicks Nash in the corner. Goldberg walks into a big foot. Sidewalk slam by Bash for a two count. Goldberg misses the spear and hits the ring post. Nash goes to powerbomb Goldberg but BPP hits Nash. Goldberg hits Nash with the spear. Goldberg hits the jackhammer for the pin. After the match Goldberg rips up the contract while BPP puts Nash in the steiner recliner.

Winner: Bill Goldberg

World Title Match

Jeff Jarrett vs Booker T

Michael Buffer back out for the ring announce. Match starts off with a lockup between both men. Booker dropkicks JJ. JJ rolls out of the ring and back in. JJ backs Booker into the corner. Sidekick by Booker. Booker comes off the ring apron with an exe handle on JJ. The fight moves into the crowd. Booker whips JJ into a wall. Back to the ring JJ hits Booker with a chair. JJ slams Booker onto the announce table. JJ piledrives Booker on top of the announce table. Back in the ring Booker starts to fight back. JJ locks on a sleeper hold. Booker powers out of the sleeper but walks into a big foot from JJ. Booker puts a sleeper on JJ. JJ tried a figure four but Booker roled through and got a two count. JJ locks on the figure four. Booker reverses the figure four but JJ gets to the ropes and the hold is broke. JJ sits on Booker's leg across the ropes. Booker fights back and hits the axe kick on JJ. Spinebuster by Booker for a two count. Booker misses a sidekick and gets caught up in the ropes. JJ backs Booker in the corner for ten shots to the head. JJ whips Booker into the ref. Ref is out. Booker hits JJ with the belt but only gets a two count out of it. Low blow by JJ. JJ gets a chair and wedges it between the ropes. Booker slams JJ head first into the chair for a two count. JJ puts the stroke on the ref. JJ low blows Booker then gets his guitar. JJ goes up top and comes off but Booker catches him in the "Bookend" for the pin. Booker raises his hands in the air as tears fall from his face.

Winner and new WCW World Heavyweight Champion: Booker T

End of show.

I thought this was a very solid show from top to bottom. the only problem I had with it, is that I thought that Samoa Joe had come out a little weaker then I would have liked to have seen. I understand that you want to build Aries up as a credible champion, as well as him learning from his past mistakes. Keep up the good work Gabe, I'll continue to read.

I thought I heard somewhere that Cyclope won't be in X-Men 3, because he got a part in Superman Returns. I also thought I heard that there was a good chance that the Pheonix wouldn't return, because the actress that plays the part wanted to get a part in Superman as well. Then there is that little fact that Halle Barrey won't be playing Storm, and I think the actor that plays Iceman also got a part in Superman...

ROH World Title

Austin Aries defends Vs Samoa Joe

Best of Five Series

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Homicide (2) w/ Julius Smokes Vs Bryan Danielson (0)

Singles Match

James Gibson Vs Puma

Sliced Bread #2 Vs Contra Code

Spanky Vs Jimmy Jacobs

The Great Managerial Confrontation

Jim Cornette Vs Bobby Heenan

Singles Match

Jay Lethal Vs CM Punk

Tag Team Scramble

S & M Vs GenNext Vs Ring Crew Express

Tag Team Match

Alex Shelley and Delirious Vs Jimmy Rave and Nigel McGuinness w/ Prince Nana

keep up the great work Gabe, I can't wait for the show.

I had deleted my original band name Mystic, and em now going under the name 7percent.

I just joined up as Mystic

I think that Ron White is my favorite out of all of them....in the BCCT, I like Bill, he's also good...I enjoy his "here's your sign" jokes way better then you might be a redneck.

I'm sure that if you trained yourself for a long enough time to stay that still for long periods of time...I mean, there are people who can slow down their breathing, etc...I'm sure that's something that he did.

this film has this feeling it gives me when I watch it, it just makes me feel fuzzy, (not in a sexual way ) when I come to the end, and you finally find out who the killer is...I've never had that feeling before watching a movie, but you just don't expect it, it's just awesome, and I don't know really how they'd be able to come up with same feeling with Saw 2, when you already know who the killer is...but I hope that the director can pull it off

also, did anyone buy the movie at best buy, and get the bonus dvd with video clips from "High Tension" & "The Devil's Rejects"? could someone tell me if these are movies coming out, or already out, or what? I haven't been able to figure it out.

I liked it, i don't know what everyone's problem with the acting was, I thought the two guys did a very solid job.  However Danny Glover did over-act and that was kind of distracting but he wasn't a huge part until the end so it didn't hurt.

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I think Saw is one of the best low budget movies...right next to Napoleon Dynamite...I saw that they made this movie in 18 days, that's incredible. I was so shocked at the end of the movie. I can't wait for Saw 2. It'd be great to see it do just as good as the first, but with just about all sequals, you get crap. I also thought that the acting in this film was good...and people who say it's like Seven should be shot, in no way does this film even come close to being a rip-off of that film. And like The Grudge (which I thought turned out to be a pretty good movie), I'm loving these horror-type films that kinda rewind through shows, instead of going front to back...so you kinda have to sit through the movie, but everything isn't expected...I'm not really sure how to explain, but people who've seen The Grudge know what I'm talking about.

I also think that the director did a freakin' awesome job for this being his first film ever made.

20th Century Fox is strongly considering making another Predator movie to add to the franchise. The studio is considering casting John Cena in the film, more than likely for the lead role. He would most likely play the son of Dutch (Arnold Schwartzenegger) from the first Predator movie. They will probably wait to see how his first movie, "The Marine", with WWE Films turns out based on his actig ability and fan reaction.

To make this bit of news confusing, a Century Fox employee stated that the movie would not be a remake, nor a prequel, but a restart. So basically, it just takes off from the first Predator movie but before the second Predator movie (maybe). The movie could take place in current times if Dutch's son was supposed to be born after the movie took place, or it could take place sometime in the 90's if John Cena's character was already growing up during that time. More news is likely to come in after "The Marine" is released in theaters.

In related news, "Be Cool" starring The Rock is coming out soon. Triple H is lined up to play the lead role in the new Conan movie, ironicly playing Schwarzenegger's son as well. Triple H and The Rock are currently both up for the lead role in "Masters of the Universe". The Rock also has the film version of Spy Hunter coming up soon as well as many other projects.

Partial Source: LatinoReview.com

Did anyone happen to see this movie when it was out on the big screen? I remember when it came out, I thought it was just some strange ass show that I'd probably never see...but now that it's coming out on DVD, and seeing the previews it looks kinda good. To me, it seems like it's kinda like manhunt, where a killer puts several people in situations where they have to kill one another, or something of that nature...which I feel would be a pretty cool movie. Em I right by thinking this, or em I totally off by what the plot is?

I also forgot about Touching Evil which was on the USA Network...I thought that show was really good, and also was getting good ratings too...but for some strange reason, they decided to cancell it.

My top show that I've gotta name has to be Playmakers...there wasn't a bad show of that whole first season. ESPN had a great thing on their hands...but because the NFL didn't want all that true stuff they did on that show out...they gave it the axe...I really wish that ESPN would have gave it off to another network...or somethin'...

I've also got a huge list of shows that I wish weren't cancelled, Titus on FOX and Hidden Hills on NBC I thought were pretty great.

Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he's up in his mom's loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he'll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy. Celebrities are talking about him on MTV and girls are fighting over him on Jerry Springer. It's everything that he wanted...his plan worked. A week or so later the LAPD is tipped off about his whereabouts and they break down the door of the seedy motel room that he's hiding out in and throw him in LA County's celebrity wing.

Summary written by Ciaran O'Shea

no...not really, I'm talkin' about the movie. I saw a preview of this movie at the beginning of Dodgeball and I wasn't really sure what to expect. So what did I do, I picked this movie up real cheap, and it's a pretty decent film. I'm sure it could have been worse, and that it isn't the best. There are a lot of names in this movie. So, anyway...yeah, em I the only one who's seen it...I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who enjoyed it somewhat.

Now if they have been on the air for a couple of seasons it probably wouldn't surprise...it's fun to see celebraties fight for more money...when all of us norman people don't make half of what they do in a year. I've never watched this show, personally I think it sucks. I realy hope that they are only the flavor of the month.

I win, I win!

Tag Team Tournament Night One

Friday June 10

from the National Guard Armory

in Corona, California

Main Event

Singles Match

James Gibson Vs Samoa Joe

Six Man Tag Team Match

Tony Stradlin, Supa Badd and Zokre Vs The Human Tornado, Phoenix Star and Tommy Williams

Tournament Match

The X-Foundation Vs Generico & Steen

Tournament Match

The Ballard Brothers Vs Angel and Lil' Cholo

Tournament Match

Bomberry & King Vs Bosh & Malenko

Tournament Match

B-Boy & Evans Vs Austin Aries and x

Tournament Match

The Havana Pitbulls Vs Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli

Tournament Match

The Aerial Express Vs Youthanazia

Singles Match

Kaos Vs Vampiro

WCH Championship Match (v.3)

Frankie Kazarian defends Vs Tony Kozina

Voyager was my personal favorite, though I did enjoy Next Generation...I doubt that they'll go back to that. I think it is to early for Enterprise to have their own movie...we've already had cross-overs too, which Next Generation and the original series.

I saw this last night...and I thought it looks great. I knew that this movie would be good...anything with Julian McMahon in it is good. I can't wait for this movie to come out!

Tony Stradlin Vs The Human Tornado

Jack Evans Vs Homicide

The Ballard Brothers Vs The X-Foundation

The Aerial Express Vs Malenko & Bosh

Bryan Danielson Vs Frankie Kazarian

Samoa Joe Vs Colt Cabana Vs Adam Pearce

Top Gun Talwar, Charles Mercury, Eric Matlock and Tony Kozina Vs Hook Bomberry, Kenny King, Babbi Slymm and Tommy Williams

that was a great show Gabriel, keep up the good work. I can't wait for the next event. lets see you keep this diary goin'

I would be so freakin' pissed if they didn't decide to pick Nip/Tuck up for a third season...it'd be the dumbest thing they could ever do, with all the hype it was given...and it was pulling in what I believe is the best ratings that FX has ever gotten. The Shield I don't really care for, however I like the main character. Rescue Me I hope also returns, which was getting over in the ratings, not as well as Nip/Tuck, but still really good. I can't wait for this summer/fall for their returns.

"what kind of gun did you use?" "a freakin' 12 gage, GOSH!"

I thought the best line was "Napoleon, you know I'm training to become a cage fighter"...and I love Rex Kwon Do, I'd so pay $300 for that class. Also, I wish I had some sweet hook-ups like Pedro's cousins.