Surefire way to kill a boner.

[K]

Porno on the left on the PC, from dusk till dawn casually on the right.

There's me thinking it's some casual action movie with some titties for good measure, when all of a sudden there's fucking vampires and shit flying all over the place. Limbs being ripped off. There's some bitch with her stomach ripped open looking like a mouth with big ol droppy titty eyes.

Salma hayak whatever her name is stops being hot and has some big scaly head. Some other guy haas a metal penis shooting bullets.

Next thing I know there's a fucking blood tornado and the band is playing a dismembered torso, now there's some guy with no legs crawling his way towards the slutty wife from old school.

I swear I've never lost a boner so fast in my life.

[Liam]

Still...it's a good film!

[K]

Except from now on, everytime I get a boner I'm gonna see salma hayak with that massive head biting the shit out of quentin whatshisace.

[Pepsi]

That was the point.

[fineintent]

Except from now on, everytime I get a boner I'm gonna see salma hayak with that massive head biting the shit out of quentin whatshisace.

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[Liam]

Except from now on, everytime I get a boner I'm gonna see salma hayak with that massive head biting the shit out of quentin whatshisace.

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Ah, I get the point...

Scary thought....cut your wang off, then you will never have to worry.

[K]

Someone tell me what happened in the first twenty minutes. I was watching Passenger 57 or something.

[Liam]

All I remember is them robbing a petrol station/convenience store, and then kidnapping Harvey Keitel and his family. Dunno why though...

[Guest MystikalityIX]

The first twenty minutes is just porn, better then any porn you've ever seen before.

[K]

From now on, every movie, wether it's about vampires or not, needs to have a jackhammer with a stake in it.

[MDK]

From now on, every movie, wether it's about vampires or not, needs to have a jackhammer with a stake in it.

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Agreed. Oh, and if you like this film do yourself a favour and don't watch the sequel or the prequel. The only good thing about the sequel is that Robert Patrick is in it.

[K]

That shit was fucked up.

I neeeeed to get that on dvd.

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Tom Savini in Dusk Till Dawn (Penis Gun Man) > *

[fineintent]

Tom Savini in Dusk Till Dawn (Penis Gun Man) > *

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[Mick]

Tom Savini in Dusk Till Dawn (Penis Gun Man) > *

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Cheech as everybody else > Savini

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COME ON IN PUSSY LOVERS! IF WE DON'T HAVE IT, YOU DON'T WANT IT!!!!

I couldn't believe what I was watching the first time I saw it.

[The Hardcore Canuck]

If you think it was fucked up, watch it while your "screwed up". Craziest shit you'll ever see.

[MDK]

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else... FUCK EEEEEEET!

[Drezdon]

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else... FUCK EEEEEEET!

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