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Porno on the left on the PC, from dusk till dawn casually on the right.

There's me thinking it's some casual action movie with some titties for good measure, when all of a sudden there's fucking vampires and shit flying all over the place. Limbs being ripped off. There's some bitch with her stomach ripped open looking like a mouth with big ol droppy titty eyes.

Salma hayak whatever her name is stops being hot and has some big scaly head. Some other guy haas a metal penis shooting bullets.

Next thing I know there's a fucking blood tornado and the band is playing a dismembered torso, now there's some guy with no legs crawling his way towards the slutty wife from old school.

I swear I've never lost a boner so fast in my life.

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From now on, every movie, wether it's about vampires or not, needs to have a jackhammer with a stake in it.

Agreed. Oh, and if you like this film do yourself a favour and don't watch the sequel or the prequel. The only good thing about the sequel is that Robert Patrick is in it.

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Tom Savini in Dusk Till Dawn (Penis Gun Man) > *

Cheech as everybody else > Savini

COME ON IN PUSSY LOVERS! IF WE DON'T HAVE IT, YOU DON'T WANT IT!!!!

I couldn't believe what I was watching the first time I saw it.

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Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else... FUCK EEEEEEET!

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Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else... FUCK EEEEEEET!

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