Clerks 2

[K]

Yes folks, get ready to FLOOD the servers on Monday, as Kevin has announced that the first, web-only Clerks 2 teaser trailer will indeed become avaiable via our websites EXCLUSIVELY sometime in that 24-hour period. The teasers cut for the fans are normally full of some great jokes, scenes, and hints that you won't find anywhere else, and most likely, NOT in the theatrical trailer. So, get ready, for in 2 days, you'll be watching the first live action footage from View Askew's 2006 release: Clerks 2. We'll of course have mirror copies all over the place, though we also expect some heavy traffic, so bear with us. Watch this space for your opportunity to see the Clerks 2 teaser, we'll have it as soon as it's available.

http://www.newsaskew.com/

And since I'm on the website...

Allow me to say, Fuck Kevin Smith

Mallrats X?

STOP REDOING SHIT

What an Arsehole. How much of my money does he want?

[apsham]

The re-release of Mallrats for it's 10th Anniversary was no different than anything else. As far as Clerks X goes, it's the same as any film that was only semi-popular in it's time and is a cult classic now. I can't wait for Clerks 2 personally.

[Ananas]

All the old suspects have come back, so I'm looking forward to it. I haven't seen the Mallrats X special features yet, but I know that the Clerks re-issue was fantastic. And if Kevin really wanted money, he would have done Clerks 2 for an R-rating, whereas he doesn't even plan to submit this one to the MPAA, who would likely give it an NC-17 rating.

[Guest muddatrucker27]

Yeah, I won't buy a film more than once, I couldn't give a shit about special features, I like paying £5 for the basic version.

Will this one be in black and white, I'm pretty sure I missed the reason why it was like that, theres something about black and white that just makes me wonder why its on DVD and not a shitty video tape.

[Ananas]

Yeah, I won't buy a film more than once, I couldn't give a shit about special features, I like paying £5 for the basic version.

Will this one be in black and white, I'm pretty sure I missed the reason why it was like that, theres something about black and white that just makes me wonder why its on DVD and not a shitty video tape.

[Guest muddatrucker27]

Would black and white actually save them any money at all? I could understand if this was made during the introduction of colour recording, but come on?

[K]

It saved money the first time. This time it's just stylistic.

[Ananas]

Would black and white actually save them any money at all? I could understand if this was made during the introduction of colour recording, but come on?

[K]

Holy shit, Mewes looks like a grown up.

[Ananas]

The trailer's decent. If nothing this movie will be a hell of a lot better than Jersey Girl.

[LL!]

Does Ben have a handlebar or full goatee? I can't tell.

[Carnage]

You know, they should have just left Clerks alone. I'm sure it'll be funny and everything but it doesn't have a Clerks feel to it at all. And did I see Wanda Sykes? Because I threw up a little in my mouth.