Big Brother 2006 (UK)

[Sir Alan LCSugar]

I hate the new one so much, she bores the hell out of me. Nikki can be goddamn annoying. I now want Glynn to win, he's awesome.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Thing is Susie (Suzie, Suzy Susy???) seems actually NICE and pleasant and just pleased to be there. It's the other girls bitching because they can't believe someone IS that nice and they're realising how unclassy and bitchy they are when placed alongside her.

Bwahahaa how old are Nikki and Grace anyway? Seven? Eight?

[Buford Ripley]

Thing is Susie (Suzie, Suzy Susy???) seems actually NICE and pleasant and just pleased to be there. It's the other girls bitching because they can't believe someone IS that nice and they're realising how unclassy and bitchy they are when placed alongside her.

Bwahahaa how old are Nikki and Grace anyway? Seven? Eight?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Ugh. Stealing, giggling maniacally, having a go at Susie for playing the game? Can't we evict all three of those stupid bitches?

[ONO]

Nikki > Lea

Lea is a fucking old-trout. I'd bounce on her tits and jump on her head. Cunt.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Lea looks frankly awful, and the way she acts around Pete is depressing but at least she can vaguely control herself.

[K]

Three separate people have told me that I look like Glynn. Including one complete stranger that I walked straight past at download festival.

[The Chief]

Glyn to win!, he only lives like 30 minutes from me!!

...never met him mind

[Sir Alan LCSugar]

Having watched last nights episode this morning, I now have a BB hate list of:

Lisa

Grace

Lea

Suzie

Nikki

GLYNN 2 WIN!!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Well every other year the women always go out early which is why BB are pumping the house full of 'em this year for a completely different viewing experience with added bitch-fest

[Thomas]

Did Glyn come in his pants at the end of that episode?

[Sir Alan LCSugar]

That's what the others thought. Poor Glynn, but I still want him to win.

[TheArsenal]

What was going on at the end?

My mum came in to talk to me and I didn't want it to look like I was watching porn

[Sir Alan LCSugar]

I think Mikey and Grace where doing 'stuff' and then Glynn blew his load.

[Darloboy]

Bwahaha Mikey's awesome, he should punch her in the cunt for being such a spoilt bitch.

[Guest Simply Red]

Why does Grace think shes so pretty? She has got a face like a slapped arse and has no tits. You would think she would not bitch about people and also not having an interview in the paper and slagging off footballers wives and every single housemate including Mikey.

[AJ]

I read this morning rumours that there was a second house going to be unveiled. Has anyone else heard anything like this or is it, like the vast majority of BB rumours, rubbish?

[Guest muddatrucker]

Why does Grace think shes so pretty? She has got a face like a slapped arse and has no tits. You would think she would not bitch about people and also not having an interview in the paper and slagging off footballers wives and every single housemate including Mikey.

[TheArsenal]

Imogen is probably the only girl in the house I'd look twice at.

[fineintent]

Imogen is well fit, looks really like my ex-girlfriend so maybe I'm biased. Nikki is alright as well. That chink is ugly as fuck though.

EDIT - These two blonde ones are fucking rank. Wouldn't touch them with someone elses.

Edited June 19, 2006 by fineintent