EWB's Top 50 Women VII: The Bitches and the Bitchers!

[Renegade]

Too many dark haired girls. WHERE'S THE BLONDES

[NobBe Nobbs]

Where's the blondes? Possibly skanking it up on the street corners.

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#34: Shannyn Sossamon

Age: 29

Country of Origin: Hawaii. It's technically not a country, but it's enough of a country for us stupid Englishers

Most Famous For: Acting, shockingly. She was in a Knight's Tale and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, in which she had pink hair, which was hot but I couldn't find/didn't look for pictures of that.

#33: Monica Bellucci

Age: 43

Country of Origin: Italy

Most Famous For: Holy tits. Seriously, those tits are almost holy. She acts as well, but TITS.

#32: Kari Byron

Age: 32

Country of Origin: America

Most Famous For: Unsurprisingly, Mythbusters. In particular, that Mythbusters episode where her ass was used for some sort of mould and, not uncoincidentally, thousands of young boys learned to masturbate.

#31: Lacey Chabert

Age: 25

Country of Origin: America

Most Famous For: Being from Purvis and being the voice of Eliza Thornberry. Yeah.

#30: Lucy Pinder

Age: 23

Country: ENGLAND FUCK YEAH

Most Famous For: It rhymes with "getting her bits out". And means basically the same thing.

#29: Jennifer Morrison

Age: 29

Country of Origin: America

Most Famous For: This should even be a question. However, after watching her be in an asexual mess or a methed-up sex kitten in House, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that every one of us would do unholy things to that ass.

Edited November 25, 2007 by De

[LUKIE]

Lacey Chabert and Sophia Bush are the only decent ones on the list.

Once again EWB, you fail me.

[NobBe Nobbs]

#29: Jennifer Morrison

Age: 29

Country of Origin: America

Most Famous For: This should even be a question. However, after watching her be in an asexual mess or a methed-up sex kitten in House, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that every one of us would do unholy things to that ass.

[Skummy]

Shannyn Sossamon

[kingtut307]

that picture of Rhianna looks just like Christina Millian

[NobBe Nobbs]

Shannyn Sossamon <3 I still have no idea who she actually is, I've only ever seen her in these lists, but she's purdy. I'm amazed there's been someone I actually find attractive in each of these groups so far for once, making this possibly my favourite of these lists yet.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Sossamon is fantastic, but for ages I didn't link Knight's Tale to the girl Kou was constantly voting for in this list. Very attractive and very intruiging.

Also Lucy Pinder kinda reminds me of Celine Dion for some reason. She's not even one of the better "Nuts/Zoo magazine totty" which ain't good.

[Lowerdeck]

That's the worst picture of Mariska Hargitay ever.

Seconded.