EWB Fantasy Basketball Auction League

[Plubby]

Quommie did a bad-bad thang!

EDIT: Wait, Quommie didn't. Well at least you aren't losing that stat!

[Quom]

Yeah I'm not losing it. I just figure it would be shit to end up losing a match up because one of your players gets teched up. Like it doesn't really win or lose games, well not to the same degree other stats do which aren't being captured.

[Maxx]

Nope.

[gunnar hendershow]

I like the "Sheed Rule". It forces our teams to try and have some sense of decency.

[Plubby]

Fuck you, Dwightmares! That's what you get for taking my Amar'e!

(I won by .72% on FG and 2.08% on FT, and was only +7 on boards)

[Quom]

My team fucking sucks. I am thinking of dropping all of them. Was expecting a fairly moderate but fairly consistent output. So far they have managed consistency in that they constantly suck

[Plubby]

Just going through your stats (and take this with mountainous piles of salt as I'm a basketball nublet) You look like you have a bunch of 6th men. Josh Smith is a beast but there's nothing behind him for points. You lack scoring at Guard in particular. You seem to get boards consistently rather than in bunches (my team spikes whenever Varejao or Ibaka play for example.) You also accumulate threes alright too (again as opposed to having "designated snipers" on your team). I think you just had an off week from the FT line and that stat will come through for you.

Already you have 3 stats there you can work from, you only need to get two more a week. If you can add some scoring (preferably accurate scoring as that'll bring FG% with it) you can reach 5 a week, and as I said - that's all you need.

[Quom]

It's more I drafted this team expecting consistency since they are largely the second options who will rarely score 30+ points but generally always get their 10-20. Plus the 'stars' I do have like Tyreke Evans (who I was expecting a breakout season from) is playing really inconsistently (went from 9/4/3/2/14 to 3/2/0/0/3 on 1-9 FGs today). Carrying Rubio and Bogut doesn't help (Love is on my IR) but I am not dropping Rubio since I know someone would snap him up and IR him just to annoy me.

I have just been unlucky in the players I was expecting to come into the season wanting to prove themselves failing to so far, and the guys I passed up on having got even better or haven't dipped despite their age.

[Berober]

I had a good first week

[Plubby]

So Spanktooth is second overall despite us pitying him.

[Quom]

he haxor'd

[naiwf]

So Spanktooth is second overall despite us pitying him.

He min/maxes with roster moves (N)

If you can have Kobe, Westbrook and CP3 and still get 5-10 more games played per week than your opponent you should win the title.

[Berober]

...

[Ol' Spanktooth]

So Spanktooth is second overall despite us pitying him.

He min/maxes with roster moves (N)

If you can have Kobe, Westbrook and CP3 and still get 5-10 more games played per week than your opponent you should win the title.

Sorry for paying attention and wanting to win?

[Quom]

So you should be! How dare you :@

[Plubby]

That's so mainstream.

[Ol' Spanktooth]

So you should be! How dare you :@

Forgive me Quom?

[Quom]

Just this once (})

[Plubby]

So I got four tech fouls in a night and am still winning that stat. Me and Livid are the angry children this week!