The 2015 EWBBL H2H Baseball Thread

[Berober]

After looking at the fixtures, can we end the season next week after I got 12-0 against HC

[9 to 5]

Me and Srar are crushing everyone in the league for batting stats this week, shame we are playing each other otherwise we would both have alot more points.

[HC]

My team is so bad I've become the MTForbes of fantasy baseball.

[Berober]

My team is so bad I've become the MTForbes of fantasy baseball.

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[HC]

I dominate LD all week then lose the lead on the last day because of fucking course I do.

[Berober]

And assuming the Pirates don't fuck up in the 9th and blow an 8 run lead, I'm gonna steal with win over TEOL on the last day!

[TEOL]

And assuming the Pirates don't fuck up in the 9th and blow an 8 run lead, I'm gonna steal with win over TEOL on the last day!

SON OF A BITCH

[thatshortguy]

I think I'm doomed to be 3rd or 4th in both these leagues. I'm the Fantasy Baseball Gatekeeper.

Btw, guess who drafted Wainwright and Scherzer? HERE'S A HINT: HE'S GNASHING HIS TEETH AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW!

[HC]

I have my first and second round picks on the DL, my third round pick batting sub 200, fourth round pick out for the year, and catcher on the DL. Don't wanna hear it Midget.

[The Lusophone]

I'm not last!

[thatshortguy]

I have my first and second round picks on the DL, my third round pick batting sub 200, fourth round pick out for the year, and catcher on the DL. Don't wanna hear it Midget.

You didn't!

You read it!

[HC]

Annnnnd I now have 4 players on the DL. None of them are drop-able either so my roster is fucked. Not my year.

[thatshortguy]

Annnnnd I now have 4 players on the DL. None of them are drop-able either so my roster is fucked. Not my year.

None that you want to drop or none that Yahoo will allow you to drop? I'll kill that 'Can't Cut List' right fast if the latter's the case.

[HC]

Annnnnd I now have 4 players on the DL. None of them are drop-able either so my roster is fucked. Not my year.

None that you want to drop or none that Yahoo will allow you to drop? I'll kill that 'Can't Cut List' right fast if the latter's the case.

Nah I just don't want to drop any and there's nothing enticing enough on the waiver wire. Thanks though!

[thatshortguy]

I swear I wind up with the same cadre of catchers every year. Rosario/Pierzynski/Martin.

Not complaining this year. At least not yet

[Berober]

Hey HC, how did your week go?

[Your Mom]

Don't know how many are still checking this but I find myself with a spare Ian Desmond and in need of a good OF. Anyone want to trade?

[thatshortguy]

Don't know how many are still checking this but I find myself with a spare Ian Desmond and in need of a good OF. Anyone want to trade?

Well that's a-too bad, missy.  Trade Deadline has already passed.

Carlos Beltran's on a bit of a hot streak if you need help in RF.  Delino DeShields would be a good stop gap for 2B/LF/CF.  Jarrod Dyson if you want someone for utility.

Honestly, I feel like your OF is fine (Cruz/Parra/Soler).  That said, this comes from the guy who overhauls his team every week now.

[Your Mom]

I noticed. I got a free Todd Frazier thanks to you

 

As a matter of fact thats where this problem started. Frazier took my utility spot leaving Desmond with no home. That was your plan all along!

 

 YOU MONSTER! 

[thatshortguy]

YOU WILL LOSE BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING BETTER!  I Я Z GREETEST!