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  1. Carlito isn't really that cool.

    1. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      You take that back.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Yeah I went too far. :(

      Epico is still the best Colon though.

  2. ROB VAN DAM

    1. The Handsome Luchadore

      The Handsome Luchadore

      *BOODLELOODLELOODLELOODLE*
      THE WHOLE F'N SHOW

    2. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      Who will challenge him???

  3. Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.

    1. Barbaro CaverLUKIEo

      Barbaro CaverLUKIEo

      Senator Jordon Steele-John made a joke about it on one of his posts, and no one got it and were wondering why he was congratulating himself.

      It was amazing.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Fantastic. Great story. Well done Lukie.

  4. I won a day. My life is complete.

    1. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      Some day I plan to win an entire week with the help of Carlito, Nathan Jones, Michael Tarver, Bam Neely and Knife Sanchez.

    2. HarshMillennium

      HarshMillennium

      What was the comment? 

    3. Noah

      Noah

      If you see the comment you'd better run for cover  Harsh you don't need a weekend lover.

  5. I think Bam Neely could challenge Michael Tarver.

  6. Woozle wuzzle.

    1. Meacon

      Meacon

      What the--wha woozle wuzzle?

  7. I am the Walrus, goo goo g'joob. Change my mind.

  8. Arizona smells funny. Change my mind.

  9. The nerve of JTH thinking he has the right to a life outside the ryland effect section.

    We don't not pay you to comment on wrestling, we not pay you to tell us 'Who can challenge Michael Tarver?'

    1. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      Knife Sanchez gave me permission to travel outside The Ryland Effect. Take it up with him.

  10. If @HarshMillennium isn't actually harsh, does that mean @The Handsome Luchadore isn't actually handsome?

    It's still real to me damn it. :crying:

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    2. Forky

      Forky

      No, it just means he's not really a luchadore.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm not so USA or even very USA at all.

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Don't let Srar catch you saying that.

  11. Call me when Knife Sanchez is on the Joe Rogan Experience.

    1. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      I wouldn't hold your breath

  12. Knife Sachez > Addison Roosevelt

    1. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      How dare you misspell Knife Sanchez

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Me están apuñalando
  13. Vote 1 Michael Tarver for I-3 Champion!

    1. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      Well he was Carlito's NXT rookie all those years ago.

    2. Noah
  14. This laxative is going straight through me.

    1. iDOL

      iDOL

      That's shitty...

  15. Come with me
    Stay the night
    You say the words but boy it don't feel right
    What do you expect to me to say
    You know it's just too little too late
    You take my hand
    And you say you've changed
    But boy you know your begging don't fool me
    Because to you it's just a game
    You know it's just too little too late
    So let me go now.

  16. He's 42, hardly a junior anymore. :shifty:

  17. MONEY TO BURN BABY

    1. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      Why do you need money to burn a baby? You monster! :shifty:

  18. Rusty Brooks is no Jeff Brooks.

  19. Steve Blackman is no Jerry Flynn.

  20. Carlito is no Nathan Jones.

    1. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      Nathan Jones had one uninterrupted reign of 1000 days, which he beat Carlito for. But Carlito had 3 reigns totaling 1136 days, so its really down to which is more impressive. But one thing is clear, neither one of them is Knife Sanchez.

  21. The worst season of a tv show thread is about 10 replies more popular than its more positive alternative.

    Us cynical, cranky EWB'ers will be yelling at clouds next.

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Yeah, well... look at the respective sizes of the Like and Hate threads.

  22. I came online today and was hoping that Dave had updated his ECW diary but I guess Dave's not here man. :(

    1. Dave

      Dave

      Roster's up!

  23. Tyson was a better wrestler than his older brother 1-2-3.

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    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Poor Dynamite...

    3. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      I bet neither of them could've beaten the Reigns Brothers, Roman and Luther though.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      #keeplutherstrong

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