The Hardcore Canuck

Because The Beatles absolutely fucking suck.

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Why does no-one have any creativeness anymore? At EWB III this thread would have had tons of replies. I blame Canada.

Monday November 14, 2005 - MEW is sad to announce that Amanda Shae has recieved an eye injury. She should return to the active roster in roughly two months time.

Wednesday November 2, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(Andrew Monica comes out to the ring with his Main Event Championship Belt)

Andrew Monica - Two nights ago, I pulled out the greatest victory in my career, only for it to be tainted. That's right. Two nights ago, the over-rated, over the hill punk that is Road Warrior Animal assulted me for no reason! That's why I'm calling you out right now, Animal!

(Animal enters the ring. He doesn't have a mic. He stands toe to toe with Andrew. Andrew is scared)

Andrew Monica - I've called you out here so you can apologize to me. (pauses) I'm giving you a chance to wipe the slate clean with me. (pauses again) This is your last warning, Animal. Or else, I'll have to resort to drastic measures.

(Animal suddenly grabs the mic)

Animal - Shut up. I don't want to listen to you. All I want is that. (points to the belt on Andrew's shoulder)

Andrew Monica - (takes the mic, laughing) Well, if that's all you want, then let me give it to you straight. NO! You can't just waltz in here expecting a title shot. (drops the mic. Andrew then proceds to exit the ring. He is partway up when Alicia Webb appears at the stage)

(82)

Segment 2 - Angle

(Alicia Webb is at the top of the ramp, on the stage)

Alicia Webb - Your entirely correct, Andrew. He can't just waltz in and expect a title shot. He needs to earn it. (Andrew looks shocked and Animal looks pleased) Now, don't worry Andrew. This won't just be any match. It's going to be very special. Tonight, in that very ring we will have Animal facing not only Kevin Fertig, but Paul Burchill as well, in a handicap match! (Andrew laughs. He looks at Animal, who is still smiling. Andrew quickly loses his smile. Andrew rushes out and is quickly followed by Alicia Webb. Animal remains in the ring for a bit and plays to the crowd)

(77)

Segment 3 - Number 1 Contender's Four Way TLC Match For The MEW Tag Team Championship - Beckett and Wylde vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi vs. The SAT vs. Youthanazia...The Finish: Two ladders are set up underneath the prize. Beckett, Horiguchi, Prohibition and Jose Maximo are on one of the ladders. Wylde, Lyguila and Jose Maximo are all down and out. M-Dogg 20 is the only other man standing. He springboards a dropkick into the side of one of the ladders, causeing it to fall into the other sending three men to the ground on the outside, Prohibition being the only one landing in the ring. M-Dogg 20 pulls him to his feet and they set up a ladder, claiming the prize for their own, and becoming the number 1 contenders for the MEW Tag Team Titles. Suddenly The Following hits the ring and get brutal chair shots off onto Youthanaiza! The Following leave Youthanazia hurt. (79, 75, 84)

Segment 4 - Match - Halo vs. Joey Matthews...The Finish: Matthews hits a jawbreaker on Halo. Halo goes down and Matthews sets up for a superkick. Matthews connects with the superkick! Matthews stalks Halo calling for the Virginia Necktie. Halo slowly gets to his feet, and Matthews locks in the hold for the Virginia Necktie, but Halo pulls out of it and hits the Dreamweaver out of nowhere! Halo pins Matthews for the upset win. (82, 75, 89)

Segment 5 - Handicap Match For Animal's Main Event Championship Shot - Animal vs. Burchill and Fertig...The Finish: Animal hits a huge kick to Burchill's face. He goes down hard. Fertig goes after Animal, but Animal whips him into a turnbuckle. Burchill gets up, but Animal whips him right into Fertig! Burchill stumbles into a huge Powerslam from Animal! Fertig slowly stumbles towards Animal right into a Powerbomb! Animal pulls both men to the centre of the ring and pins both men, adding insult to injury! After the match Animal tosses both men to the outside. Suddenly, Andrew Monica appears on the stage. He poses with the belt. Animal stays in the ring, making the belt around the waist motion with his hands. (79, 70, 88)

MEW Overdrive recieved a 1.16, with 539 fans in attendance.

But it also depends on how much you want to spend. Minidisc players are much cheaper then any of the good MP3 players out there.

Halloween Hell

Monday October 31, 2005

Segment 1 - Match - Halo vs. Ian Harriosn (w/ Todd Gordon, Jason Cross)...The Finish: This match so far has been a squash. Ian Harrison hits the Running Powerslam on Halo. Ian's not done, though. He picks up Halo and lifts him for a powerbomb. When Halo is on his shoulders Halo rains down right hands on Ian's head! Ian falls backwards and Halo catches his leg and holds him for the three count! Halo bolts from the ring, because Cross dives in the ring. Halo celebrates at the top of the stage while Gordon, Ian and Cross look pissed off in the ring. (59, 55, 78)

Segment 2 - Match - Black Dragon vs. Kevin Martel...The Finish: Martel is floored by Dragon. He climbs the turnbuckle and misses the Shooting Star Press! Martel pulls him into the middle of the ring and hits him with the Standing Star Press! Martel covers Dragon for the win. (71, 67, 92)

Segment 3 - MEW Tag Team Championship Match - Aero and Excess 69 vs. The Following (Nate Hatred/Vampire Warrior)(w/ The Voice)...The Finish: Hatred is against the ropes. Excess 69 charges but Hatred flips him over the ropes to the outside. Hatred and Vampire Warrior have Aero themselves. They hit The End Of Days on Aero! Hatred pins Aero and we have the new MEW Tag Team Champions, The Following! (73, 70, 95)

Segment 4 - Cage Match - Chris Stylez vs. Teddy Hart (w. Ms. Vanessa)...The Finish: Stylez pulls out a desperation DDT out of nowhere. He begins to climb the ropes trying to pull himself onto the cgae. Stylez is in pain so this is taking forever. Hart is able to get himself to his feet and dropkick one of Stylez's legs from the rope! Stylez crashes to the mat, with one leg caught in the ropes! Hart then takes his time to climb over the cage, puasing to play to the crowd at the top. He is met by Ms. Vanessa at the bottom of the cage. (73, 74, 90)

Segment 5 - MEW Lightweight Championship Match - Austin Lee vs. Cade Sydal (w/ Amanda Shae)...The Finish: Lee grabs Sydal and looks for a bulldog of the top rope. He pushes off the top rope, but Sydal throws Lee off of him! Lee gets to his feet and walks right into the Hang Over! Sydal pins Lee for the win. (66, 62, 86)

Segment 6 - Match - Billy Reil vs. Joey Matthews...The Finish: Matthews bounces off the ropes and hits Reil with a spinning wheel kick. Matthews calls for the finish. Reil gets up and Matthews catches him in the hold for the Virginia Necktie, but Reil is able to counter it into the South Philly Driver! Reil pins Matthews for the win. (74, 77, 90)

Segment 7 - Main Event Championship Match - Andrew Monica vs. Mikey Henderson...The Finish: Henderson hits Andrew with a jawbreaker. Andrew staggers while Henderson climbs the turnbuckle. Henderson flies with an axe handle, but Andrew catches him with a punch to the gut! Henderson flips and is out! Andrew climbs another turnbuckle and connects with the Reckless Dive! Andrew pins Henderson for the win! After the match Andrew begins to beatdown Henderson with a steel chair. Soon Henderson is bleeding and unconcious. Andrew tosses him to the outside where paramedics cart him away. Andrew remains in the ring celebrating his win until the lights go off. (78, 83, 91)

Segment 8 - Angle

(The lights come back on. Andrew is facing towards the ramp ready for a fight. Behind him stands Road Warrior Animal! Andrew turns around straight into a huge powerbomb. Animal picks up Andrew's belt. He looks at it before placing it down on Andrew's chest)

(85)

MEW Halloween Hell recieved a 0.35, with 4459 fans in attendance.

Saturday October 29, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(Andrew Monica comes out to the ring)

Andrew Monica - Mikey henderson. In two days we meet at Halloween Hell. In two days, I will end your career! You keep saying I can't keep you down. Well, we'll see how well you can get up when your legs are broken. At this point Henderson, I only care about two things. My Main Event Championship, and beating the living hell out of you! I will teach you to-

(the lights go out)

(84)

Segment 2 - Video

(A video plays once again hyping the unknown debuting wrestler. This time you can make out that the wrestler is a heavyweight and has short hair. The video also gives the hint that the wrestler is coming for Andrew Monica. When the video stops playing Andrew is shown in the ring, looking a little scared. He leaves quickly after the video)

(80)

Segment 3 - Match - Teddy Hart (w/ Ms. Vanessa) vs. Paul Burchill (w/ Kevin Fertig) ...The Finish: Teddy Hart throws Burchill to the outside. Kevin Fertig doesn't like this so he hops onto the apron, trying to go after Hart. The ref is able to hold him back. Suddenly Chris Stylez dives into the ring and smacks Hart with a brutal chair shot behind the refs back! Fertig jumps off the apron and rolls Burchill back into the ring. Burchill pulls himself on top of Hart and gets the three count. Stylez screwed Hart out of a win! (81, 70, 92)

Segment 4 - Tag Team Tournament Match 1, Round 2 - Aero and Excess 69 vs. The SAT (Joel Maximo/Jose Maximo)...The Finish: The SAT are both knocked to the outside. They stand by the ramp, regaining their composure. Aero and Excess 69 climbs the two closest turnbuckle and hit a double crossbody on The SAT! All four men look hurt. Excess 69 (the legal man) is able to crawl back into the ring, but he still can't get up. The ref starts the ten count again and reaches ten! Aero and Excess 69 win by count out! (84, 69, 100)

Segment 5 - Tag Team Tournament Match 2, Rounb 2 - Youthanazia (Josh Prohibition/ M-Dogg 20) vs. The Following (Nate Hatred/The Vampire Warrior)(w/ The Voice)...The Finish: Vampire Warrior hits the Implant DDT on M-Dogg 20! He goes for the pin, but Josh breaks up the count. Hatred tries to enter the ring but the ref holds him back. Josh leaves just as The Voice tosses a chair to Vampire Warrior! Vampire pegs Josh and he goes down hard. He drops the chair and hits a second Implant DDT on M-Dogg 20 onto the chair! Vampire kicks the chair out of the ring and covers M-Dogg 20 once again. Hatred quickly gets out of the ring and the ref counts the three! The Following win! (88, 76, 100)

Segment 6 - Triple Threat Match - Chris Hero vs. Joey Matthews vs. Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence)...The Finish: Chris Hero hits Matthews with the Hero's Welcome out of nowhere! He's about to go for the pin when Wesley Lawrence jumps onto the apron and yells at Hero. Hero turns around and begins to argue with Lawrence. Storm takes advantage by pinning Matthews! Storm stole a victory away from Hero! (75, 70, 80)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.97, with 525 fans in attendance.

Saturday October 22, 2005

Segment 1 - Interview

(Todd Gordon and Jason Cross are backstage in the designated interview area)

Todd Gordon - Last week, everyone saw something that they weren't expecting. Last week everyone saw my new client Ian Harrison take out Halo!

(Ian Harrison appears. He shakes hands with Gordon and Cross)

Todd Gordon - Harrison is the most dangerous man in MEW today! And starting at Halloween Hell Ian Harrison will leave a path of broken bodies strewn across the MEW, starting with Halo. That's right. At Halloween Hell it's going to be my man, Ian Harrison versus Halo!

(67)

Segment 2 - Angle

(Amanda Shae is backstage doing her make-up. Austin Lee appears behind her. Amanda Shae spins around quickly)

Austin Lee - Hi, Amanda. How's it going?

Amanda Shae - Get away from me, creep.

Austin Lee - That's no way to talk to the next MEW Lightweight Champion is it?

Amanda Shae - That's it. I'm leaving.

(She stands up, but Austin Lee pushes her back down)

Austin Lee - You're not going anywhere, Amanda. You see, Sydal, he's not a real man like me. I came here because I think you deserve better then him. You should be in my corner at Halloween Hell.

Amanda Shae - I rather kill myself.

(She goes to stand again, but Austin pushes her down again)

Austin Lee - That wasn't a request.

(Austin Lee then turns his head and the camera pulls back showing Cade Sydal. Austin Lee opens his mouth to say something, but Cade Sydal attacks Lee. They fight until Lee is able to get away)

(63)

Segment 3 - Tag Team Tournament Match 1, Round 1 - Beckett and Wylde vs. Hatred and ????? (w/ The Voice)...The Opener: Chance Beckett and Derek Wylde make their way to the ring first. Nate Hatred's music plays and Hatred comes down to the end of the ramp, followed by The Voice. They wait for Hatred's partner. Suddenly the lights go out a ring of fire appears on the stage. The Vampire Warrior rises from the centre! He charges the ring and he and Hatred begin to assault Beckett and Wylde....The Finish: Hatred clotheslines Beckett and they crash to the floor. The Voice hops onto the apron and the ref goes over to tell him to go away. Meanwhile Wylde is picking the Vampire Warrior up when he low blows Wylde! He hits the Implant DDT! Vampire Warrior pins Wylde for the win!(75, 64, 86)

Segment 4 - Interview

(Andrew Monica comes down to the ring)

Andrew Monica - Since last week, I've recieved countless e-mails and phone calls from pissed off fans, wanting to know what I've done with Mikey Henderson. (sarcastic tone) Just so none of you worry about Henderson I will tell you all thats he's alive. However, he won't be able to make our match at Halloween Hell. Which is too bad for all of you, but great for me. I get a night off.

(Suddenly the big screen turns on. Mikey Henderson is shown sitting in a chair in a hospital gown. He looks beaten up and is in obvious pain)

Mikey Henderson - Monica! Once again, you beat me down but I keep getting up! The doctors have cleared me to wrestle at Halloween Hell! So you'd better be ready for me, cause I'm bringing hell to you!

(83)

Segment 5 - Tag Team Tournament Match 2, Round 1 - Youthanazia vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Finish: M-Dogg 20 hits a huge neckbreaker Horiguchi! He climbs the turnbuckle and connects with the Leap Of Faith! He pins Horiguchi and gets the three before Lyguila can break it up! Youthanzia pick up the win, and they will face Nate Hatred and The Vampire Warrior in one week. (83, 74, 93)

Segment 6 - Four Corners Match - Billy Reil vs. Joey Matthews vs. Kevin Martel vs. B-Boy...The Finish: B-Boy is in the ring with Martel. Martel goes for a clothesline, but B-Boy ducks underneath it and hits Martel with the Cross Special Brainbuster on Martel! Matthews enters the ring and hits the Virginia Necktie on B-Boy! Billy Reil dives into the ring and hits the South Philly Driver on Matthews! Reil pins Matthews to win the match! Martel and B-Boy leave first. Reil is at the top of the stage when Matthews grabs a mic. He challenges Reil to a match at Halloween Hell. Reil answers with a nodding of the head! (80, 78, 82)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 2.05, with 525 fans in attendance.

Wednesday October 19, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(An unknown female walks to the ring)

Female - I know that everyone here probably has never heard of me. So let me introduce myself. I am Alicia Webb. The MEW management board has hired me to fill the vacant commisioner spot. But now that the introductions are out of the way, I'd like to get down to buisness. I want to start off my reign with a bang. That's why I have decided to form a MEW Tag Team Championship tournament! All the matches will take place on Unplugged and Overdrive in the coming weeks. The final itself will be held at this month's upcoming PPV, Halloween Hell! I have already gone through the roster and have picked teams to participate. The following matches will take place in the tournament. Youthanazia will face Lyguila and Horiguchi! The SAT will face Jerrelle Clark and Hade Vansen! Burchill and Fertig will face Aero and Excess 69! And in the final match Beckett and Wylde will face Nate Hatred and a special wrestler, I have hand selected to be his partner. I want to wish good luck to everyone in the tournament!

(83)

Segment 2 - Match - Halo vs. Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence)...The Finish: Halo whips Storm towards the ropes, but Storm reverses it and sends Halo instead. When Halo hits the ropes Wesley Lawrence grabs at Halo's legs. Halo turns around, looking angry. Storm takes advantage and rolls up Halo frombehind, with a handful of tights! Storm ducks from the ring before Halo can get him back. Storm and Lawrence leave and Halo stays in the ring, pissed off that he got screwed out of a win. Suddenly Ian Harrison's music plays and Ian hits the ring! Ian hits Halo with the Running Powerslam! Halo is out cold from the vicious assult from Harrison! (69, 71, 84)

Segment 3 - Angle

(Hatred and The Voice are standing in a dark locker room. There are several candles. The camera is angled so you can not see who they are talking to)

The Voice - So you are the chosen one to assist us?

(Hatred doesn't look too happy)

Nate Hatred - Next week we have our match. Let's hope that this stint with MEW is more sucessful then your last.

The Voice - So don't screw up.

(The camera fades as Hatred and The Voice leave)

(66)

Segment 4 - Angle

(Mikey Henderson walks into Alicia Webb's office)

Mikey Henderson - You wanted to see me?

Alicia Webb - Yes. I just wanted to wish the number one contender luck tonight.

Mikey Henderson - Thanks, but my match with Andrew isn't for another week and a half.

Alicia Webb - I wasn't talking about that.

Mikey Henderson - What are you talk-

(Suddenly Andrew bursts in and catches Henderson off guard. Alicia Webb doesn't seem too concerned. Andrew beats Henderson down, while dragging him down a hallway. Andrew turns into the boiler room and slams the door behind him, not letting the camera man follow.

(83)

Segment 5 - Match - B-Boy vs. Teddy Hart (w/ Ms. Vanessa)...The Finish: B-Boy whips Hart against the ropes. Hart comes back and hits B-Boy with a headscissors takedown! Hart climbs the turnbuckle and calls for the finish. Hart connects with the Hart Attack! Hart pins B-Boy for the win. (72, 74, 89)

MEW Overdrive recieved a 1.16, with 526 fans in attendance.

It's hit and miss, but some of the episodes are great, particually the one where Ricky is in court swearing up a storm.

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Wednesday October 12, 2005

Segment 1 - Match - Aero vs. Nate Hatred (w/ The Voice)...The Finish: Hatred is against the ropes on the side closest to the announcers table. Aero hits a dropkick and Hatred tumbles to the floor. Aero hits the ropes on the opposite side and flies with a cross body onto Hatred...but Hatred catches Aero! Hatred spins around and slams Aero through the announcers table! The ref calls for the DQ and Aero picks up the win. Hatred stares at Aero for a while until he finally leaves. (63, 59, 83)

Segment 2 - Angle

(The cameraman is backstage following Chris Stylez. Stylez bursts into a room, that is occupied by Sonjay Dutt. They begin to brawl. They brawl into the hall and they are eventually broken up. They are held apart as the yell at each other)

Sonjay Dutt - C'mon! Is that all you've got?!?

Chris Stylez - I've got plenty more! Me and you at Halloween Hell!

Sonjay Dutt - You're on!

(Security is finally able to pull Chris Stlyez away. Dutt is about to re-enter his locker room when Andrew Monica shoves him into a wall)

Andrew Monica - Dutt! You're friends with Henderson! Where is that punk?

Sonjay Dutt - I don't know! I haven't seen him in over a week.

Andrew Monica - Shit!

(Andrew turns to go, but then spins around and hits a huge right hand on Dutt. Dutt goes down as Andrew leaves)

(72)

Segment 3 - Match - Halo vs. Jason Cross (w/ Todd Gordon)...The Finish: Halo suplexes Cross and he's down. As Halo picks up Cross, Gordon hops onto the apron. Cross then hits a low blow on Halo! Cross dives from the ring and quickly grabs a chair. He returns and stalks Halo. Halo gets up and Cross swings the chair. Halo ducks and superkicks the chair right into Cross's face! Cross stumbles backwards right into the ref, who knocks Gordon from the apron! Cross stumbles forwards and walks right into the Dreamweaver from Halo! Halo pins Cross for the win. (72, 72, 91)

Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - Chicano/Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence) vs. Chris Hero/Teddy Hart (w/ Ms. Vanessa)...The Finish: All four men are in the ring, with Chicano and Hart being the legal men. Hero tosses Storm to the outside. Lawrence helps Storm to his feet and Hero flies with a springboard cross body taking out both men! Meanwhile, in the ring Chicano has Hart on the mat. Chicano climbs the turnbuckle and calls for the finish, but Hart is able to get to hit feet and hit the top rope causing Chicano to get sacked! Chicano falls to the mat and Hart climbs the turnbuckle. Hart connects with the Hart Attack and pins Chicano for the win! (67, 70, 81)

Segment 5 - Match - Joey Matthews vs. Josh Prohibition...The Finish: Josh has Matthews out on the mat. Josh takes his time climbint the turnbuckle, looking for a moonsualt. Matthews is able to regain himself and climb the turnbuckle behind Josh and hit a Russian leg sweep from the top rope! Matthews stalks Josh and hits the Virginia Necktie! Matthews pins Josh for the win. (73, 75, 90)

MEW Overdrive recieved a 1.16, with 484 fans in attendance.

*snap* Smokes.

Trailer Park Boys is my favourite show on TV ever. It's funnier then a shit boat on a shit river, hitting a shit-berg.

The original, NUMBER 1! It revolutionized gaming as we know it.

Bucket Truck, without a doubt.

Don't Call Me Judas (If It's All The Same) [technically there two different songs, but they're short so they put the two together for a single. Most Bucket Truck songs flow into each other).

Saturday October 8, 2005

Segment 1 - Interview

(Chris Stylez is backstage in the designated interview area)

Chris Stylez - Last week, a travisty occured. I, Chris Stylez, the premiere wrestler in MEW, was robbed. Last week, that forigen punk, Sonjay Dutt screwed me out of a win! It was unfair, and unjust! Sonjay, if your listening to me now, and I know you are, I want a rematch! Next week, Dutt I'm coming for you!

(58)

Segment 2 - Match - Hi69 vs. Kevin Martel...The Finish: Hi69 dropkicks Martel to the mat. Hi69 climbs the turnbuckle and connects with the Trance Rave! Hi69 pins Martel, but Martel kicks out at two! Hi69 can't believe it. Hi69 whips Martel into a turnbuckle. Hi69 follows up, but Martel hoists himself up and is able to roll Hi69 up into a small package! Martel picks up a win over the furious Hi69! (83, 73, 93)

Segment 3 - Match - Austin Lee vs. Derek Wylde...The Finish: Wylde whips Lee into a turnbuckle. He goes to follow up with a splash, but Lee ducks out of the way! Wylde pegs the top turnbuckle and stumbles backwards right into the Degenerate Driver! Lee pins Wylde for the win. Lee is celebrating his win when suddenly Cade Sydal hits the ring from the back with a steel chair! Lee turns around into a huge chair shot to the face! Cade Sydal stands over Lee and yells at him for a bit before leaving. (71, 57, 85)

Segment 4 - Match - Joel Maximo vs. M-Dogg 20...The Finish: Joel floors M-Dogg 20 and climbs the turnbuckle calling for the finish. However, M-Dogg 20 gets to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle as well. After a brief brawl M-Dogg 20 is able to hit a superplex off onto Joel! M-Dogg 20 climbs another turnbuckle and connects with the Leap Of Faith! M-Dogg 20 pins Joel for the win. (82, 73, 92)

Segment 5 - Non-Title Match - Andrew Monica vs. Teddy Hart (w/ Ms. Vanessa)...The Middle: Andrew hits a huge lariat off the ropes on Hart! Andrew calls for the finish when Mikey Henderson's music plays! Andrew gets ready for Henderson to come down to the ring, but he never does. Hart is able to take advantage and he rolls up Andrew who kicks out at two....The Finish: Hart has Andrew reeling! Hart climbs the turnbuckle and flies with a cross body...but Andrew catches Hart! Andrew hits a huge shoulder breaker on Hart. Andrew calls for the finish and climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Reckless Dive on Hart! Andrew pins Hart for the win. Afterwards Andrew picks Hart up and tosses him to the outside where Ms. Vanessa tends to him. ANdrew then goes and grabs a mic. (84, 77, 91)

Segment 6 - Angle

(Andrew has a mic)

Andrew Monica - Mikey Henderson! Are you back there! Your trying to screw with my mind aren't you?!? Get out here now! (Andrew waits for a bit) Henderson, you chickenshit! (waits a bit more) That's it! If your back there, I'm going to find you!

(Andrew leaves the ring and exits)

(80)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.99, with 488 fans in attendance.

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Wasn't Clone High in there as well, or is that a little later on?

Wednesday October 5, 2005

Segment 1 - Interview

(Austin Lee is in the designated interview area)

Austin Lee - Cade Sydal, I guess you want to know why I attacked you last week. I guess you want to know why I sent you to the hospital and took you out of action for a couple of weeks. It's very simple. I've busted my ass everyday since I've been here to become the best damn wrestler in the Lightweight division in MEW! And yet you, Cade Sydal, end up with my title! Well, that's going to change. Because at the end of the month at Halloween Hell, I have myself a MEW Lightweight Championship match against you! So I hope you feel better before then, becuase if you don't show up...then I get your belt by default.

(62)

Segment 2 - Match - Chris Stylez vs. Sonjay Dutt...The Finish: Stylez locks in a head lock on Dutt, but Dutt is able to reverse it into a back body drop! Dutt hits the ropes and runs back and hits the Sonjay Start Press! Dutt pins Stylez for the win. (73, 60, 87)

Segment 3 - Match - Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence) vs. Mikey Henderson...The Finish: Henderson hits a huge missle drpkick on Storm from the top rope! Henderson calls for the finish and stalks Storm. Suddenly Andrew Monica hits the ring with a Singapore Cane! The ref calls for the bell! Wesley awrence pulls Storm from the ring and they leave as Andrew plays to the crowd. Henderson slowly gets to his feet and walks right into another Cane shot! He's down and bleeding! Andrew then exits the ring and walks up the ramp. (81, 73, 90)

Segment 4 - Angle

(Andrew is at the top of the ramp when someone hands Henderson a mic)

Mikey Henderson - Andrew! I'm still up! You couldn't keep me down last week and you can't keep me down again now!

(Mikey Henderson is barely able to stand when Andrew hits the ring again. Henderson is able to hold off Andrew for a bit, but eventually Andrew gets the upper hand and destroys Henderson. The paramedics come out and help Henderson from the ring)

(77)

Segment 5 - Match - B-Boy vs. Chris Hero...The Finish: Hero whips B-Boy against the ropes but B-Boy comes back with a neckbreaker! B-Boy stalks Hero and goes for the Cross Special Brainbuster but Hero flips out of it and hits the Hero's Welcome on B-Boy! Hero pins B-Boy for the win. (75, 70, 80)

Segment 6 - Match - Billy Reil vs. Joey Matthews...The Finish: Matthews hits a jawbreaker on Reil and he is reeling. Matthews sets up for a superkick and lets it fly, but Reil catches it! Reil spins Matthews around and catches him in the South Philly Driver out of nowhere! Reil pins Matthews for the win. (84, 78, 91)

MEW Overdrive recieved a 2.66, with 497 fans in attendance.

I see three levels to the stairs.

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Watch any Jet Li movie that WAS NOT made in the States.

And, Hardcore Canuck, have you ever even picked up a Potter novel? If not, then don't knock it. I must be the only person alive that actually likes the Potter movies, too, everybody fucking bashes them. However, the books > the movies.

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I used to be a huge Stephen King mark...but then I realized that most of his books are the same. I'm a huge mark for J.R.R. Tolkien and Edgar Poe.

BTW, shoot the damn bitch responsible for Harry Potter.

OK, that is one of the flattest asses I have ever seen.

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Shit guy, your postwhoring. Write down the entire list and be done with it.

Oh for the love of God...let the hardcore FLAMING begin. I hope that this doesn't get as bad as the "Top 100 Bands" cause that was just plain ugly.