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  1. Friday December 17, 2004

    Great Canadian Tour Stop #12 - Whitehorse

    490 pack into the Takhini Arena in Whitehorse, Yukon.

    Segment 1 - Match - Hade Vansen vs. Seven...The Finish: Vansen dropkicks Seven and he reels. Vansen bounces off the rope and goes for a spinning wheel kick, but Seven catches Vansen! Seven tosses him into a turnbuckle. Vansen staggers out and Seven bounces off the ropes and hits a huge lariat! He pins Vansen for the win! (54, 37, 72)

    Segment 2 - Angle - The lights go out and come back on. The Vampire Warrior has appeared in the ring. He calls out London! He tells London that last week was just the begininng of the suffering London will face from the hands of the Vampire Warrior. He then challenges London to a match at the final stop of the tour in Vancouver! He says that it won't be any match, but rather a casket match! London accepts! (53)

    Segment 3 - Match - B-Boy vs. Josh Prohibition...The Finish: B-Boy DDT's Josh. He picks up Josh but Josh breaks the grapple and hits an enziguri to the back of B-Boy's head! B-Boy is down. Josh stalks B-Boy and hits a T-Bone Prohibition Plex on B-Boy and picks up the victory! (69, 49, 89)

    Segment 4 - Match - Hi69 vs. Masada...The Finish: Hi69 climbs the turnbuckle looking for a hurricarana. He flies and gets his legs around Masada's neck but Masada manages to stay on his feet! Hi69 is in trouble! Masada powerbombs Hi69 into a turnbuckle and then pins Hi69 for the win. (59, 36, 83)

    Segment 5 - Interview - Ms. Vanessa comes out to the ring with Chance Beckett and Derek Wylde. She tells us that the tournament is almost over! There are only six wrestlers left; Andrew Monica, Paul London, Jimmy Yang, Genki Horiguchi, Lyguila and Super Dragon! In round three there will be two three-way elimination matches. Tonight you get to see Andrew Monica vs. Paul London vs. Jimmy Yang (crowd goes nuts)! She also says that because this is close to the end of the tournament if anyone interferes with any match from now on they will be fired! To enforce this rule Ms. Vanessa says Chance and Derek will stand ringside. She wraps up her speech and leaves, leaving Chance and Derek by the ring. (64)

    Segment 6 - Tournament Round 3, Match #1, Three-way Elimination Match - Andrew Monica vs. Paul London vs. Jimmy Yang...The Middle: Andrew Monica goes for a clothesline on London, but misses and gets Yang instead! London then hits a springboard dropkick onto the unknowning Andrew! London the pins Andrew and Andrew is eliminated first!...The Finish: London dropkicks Yang! London goes top rope and flies and hits a cross body on Yang. But Yang rolls through and London is on the bottom! Yang also has a handful of London's tights! Yang wins! He's going to the finals! London is pissed like no tomorrow! (78, 65, 91)

    Biggest Pops

    3. Ms. Vanessa announcing the main event

    2. Josh Prohibition beating B-Boy

    1. Paul London eliminating Andrew Monica

    Biggest Heat

    3. The Vampire Warrior

    2. Masada defeating Hi69

    1. Jimmy Yang winning the main event

  2. Friday December 10, 2004

    Great Canadian Tour Stop #11 - Edmonton

    494 fans are hyped to go in the Universiade Pavilion in Edmonton, Alberta.

    Segment 1 - Match - Masada vs. Mr. X...The Finish: Mr. X goes for a backbody drop, but Masada flips out of it! Mr. X turns around and gets hit with the Masadamizer! Masada picks up the victory. Masada plays to the crowd for a bit, before leaving. Mr. X is slowly getting up when the lights go out! (50, 33, 67)

    Segment 2 - Angle - The lights come back on and Mr. X is lying on the ground with a cut on his neck and sprawled out in a T-shape. Above him stands none-other then the Vampire Warrior! He has a goblet and sharp fangs in his mouth. He picks up a mic and says Hi69, Jason Cross and Mr. X are just the beginning of his reign. Tonight he says he wants Paul London in a first blood match! If London refuses he says he will hunt him down to the ends of the earth. At this point Chance Beckett and Derek Wylde charge the ring to help their fallen comrade. Then there is a flash of light and a giant ball of smoke and the Vampire Warrior is gone! Chance and Derek look bewildered before they help Mr. X out of the ring. (55)

    Segment 3 - Angle - Ms. Vanessa's Aides are backstage. Ms. Vanessa and Chance are getting into an ambulance with Mr. X. Ms. Vanessa tells Derek that he has to stay and wrestle in his tournemnt match tonight. She also says not to worry about GenX because they have their own problems tonight with The H8 Club! The ambulance doors close leaving Derek standing backstage. (67)

    Segment 4 - Tournament Round 2, Match #6 - Derek Wylde vs. Super Dragon...The Finish: Dragon dropkicks Derek. Jimmy Yang suddenly charges down the ramp and attacks Dragon! The ref calls for bell and Dragon wins! Derek leaves, looking pissed while Yang and Dragon brawl until security breaks them up. (65, 43, 87)

    Segment 5 - Tag Team Match - GenX II (Andrew Monica/Seven) vs. The H8 Club (Nate Hatred/Nick Gage)...The Finish: Seven irish whips Hatred into his own corner. Hatred tags out and Gage gets into the ring. He charges Seven, but he ducks and Gage goes right into Andrew who catches him in a neckbreaker over the ropes. Seven charged Hatred and knocked him off the apron. Seven turns around and Gage is dazed. He hits the Sinner Shot on Gage and picks up the win for GenX II! (76, 60, 93)

    Segment 6 - First Blood Match - Vampire Warrior vs. Paul London...The Finish: Vampire Warrior tosses London into a turnbuckle. Warrior pulls a set of handcuffs out from nowhere! He cuffs London to the turnbuckle. He then slowly gets his goble and returns to London. London is struggling wildly until Warrior smashes him in the head with the goblet! London goes limp, but there is no blood. Warrior then bites London on the neck! The ref sees blood and calls for the bell! Vampire Warrior has beaten Lonond. (71, 68, 75)

    Biggest Pops

    3. Chance Beckett and Derek Wylde trying to help Mr. X

    2. The H8 Club

    1. Paul London

    Biggest Heat

    3. GenX II beating the H8 Club

    2. Jimmy Yang attacking Super Dragon

    1. Vampire Warrior

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    Wednesday December 1, 2004 - MEW has announced that it has signed ROH/NWA-W superstar Masada to the active roster. He will debut this Friday in Calgary.

    Thursday December 2, 2004 - MEW and Leatherface have parted ways over Leatherfaces large contract. MEW wishes him the best of luck.

    Friday December 3, 2004

    Great Canadian Tour Stop #10 - Calgary

    458 fans are rocking the house in the Jack Simpson Gymnasium in Calgary, Alberta.

    Segment 1 - Larry Rivera is backstage. He explains that he is going to interview an up and comer, Jason Cross. Rivera knocks on the door to his dressing room, but there is no answer. Rivera looks concerned and opens the door and sees Cross, who is hanging by his shirt off of a line of hooks on one wall. He is also bleeding from a cut on his neck. Rivera yells for help as the camera fades out. What the hell is going on?!? (48)

    Segment 2 - Ms. Vanessa is seen sitting behind her desk in her office. She says that in light of recent events she in post-poning the tournament this week until she can find out who is responsible for the attacks on MEW superstars. (65)

    Segment 3 - Match - Hade Vansen vs. Masada...The Finish: It's been all Masada. Masada tries to toss Hade to the outside, but he catches on and lands on the apron. He throws a punch at Masada, who blocks it and suplexes Hade back into the ring. He stalks Hade and dishes out the Masadamizer! Hade is out cold and Masada picks up the win in his debut. (46, 23, 69)

    Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - Aero/Super Dragon vs. Billy Reil/Jimmy Yang...The Finish: Super Dragon hits a spinning wheel kick on Yang. He goes for the pin. It's at a two count when Reil goes for an elbow drop to the back of Dragon, but Dragon moves and Reil lands on Yang! Yang gets up and starts to argue with Reil. Yang pushes Reil and he falls to the outside. He turns around and Dragon hits a Psycho Driver! Dragon pins Yang for the win! Reil and Aero have left and Dragon is on the ramp while Yang yells threats to him from the ring. (66, 48, 85)

    Segment 5 - Match - B-Boy vs. Jardi Frantz...The Finish: Jardi is on the ropes. B-Boy charges him but Jardi ducks and pulls down the top rope and B-Boy goes to the outside. Jardi plays to the crowd while B-Boy goes nuts on the outside. He grabs a chair and returns to the ring. Jardi turns around and gets hit in the skull with a chair shot! The ref DQ's B-Boy and also gets a chair shot. Security hits the ring and B-Boy eventually leaves the carnage he created. (68, 44, 93)

    Segment 6 - Angle - Andrew Monica and Seven come down to the ring. They start plugging themselves saying how great they are and that no tag team in the entire MEW can defeat them. Suddenly music starst to play. Andrew and Seven have no idea who it is but the crowd knows exactly who it is...it's the Stampede Bulldogs, TJ Wilson and Harry Smith! They charge the ring and we have a match! (62)

    Segment 7 - Tag Team Match - GenX II (Andrew Monica/Seven) vs. The Stampede Bulldogs (TJ Wilson/Harry Smith)...The Finish: Andrew and Wilson are brawling in the ring when Smith tries to get in one the action. The ref gets distracted and Seven rushes and Andrew and Seven hit the Slobber Knocker on Wilson! Seven tackles Smith while Andrew pins Wilson for the win! Burchill strolls down to the ring and GenX beat down on the Stampede Bulldogs until Chance Beckett and Derek Wylde hit the ring with chairs and chase GenX off. They help the Bulldogs up and the four of them play to the crowd for a while. (65, 53, 77)

    Biggest Pops

    3. Chance Beckett and Derek Wylde saving the Bulldogs

    2. Super Dragon pinning Jimmy Yang

    1. The Stampede Bulldogs

    Biggest Heat

    3. Masada beating Hade Vansen

    2. B-Boy assulting Jardi Frantz

    1. GenX defeating/beating down the Stampede Bulldogs

  4. Friday November 26, 2004

    Great Canadian Tour Stop #9 - Regina

    483 fans fill into the noisey Regina Agridome in Regina Saskatchewan.

    Segment 1 - Angle - Out walks Ms. Vanessa. She says that she is in charge of the tournament and there is a slight problem with tonights match. Josh Prohibition is on tour in Japan and cannot make his match. Sadly, he must be DQ'd (crowd is dissapointed). However, we do have a wrestler on the roster who is not in the tournament, Seven (crowd boos)! She says to make things fair GenX will not be allowed at ringside (crowd cheers). Also, I have named myself the special guest ref (crowd is getting rowdy). Plus to inforce my rule I will have, not only Mr. X at ring side, but my two new aides Chance Beckett and Derek Wylde (they enter the ring as the crowd goes nuts)! Tonight will not be a good night for GenX! They then play to the crowd for a while before leaving. (75)

    Segment 2 - Tournament Round 2, Match #5, Special Guest Ref Ms. Vanessa - Lyguila vs. Seven...The Finish: Seven sets up Lyguila and hits the Sinner Shot! He goes for the pin but Ms. Vanessa is looking away! Seven goes over to Ms. Vanessa and asks what the hell? Ms. Vanessa, suddenly, falls over and curls up. Seven is confused, but then Mr. X, Chance Beckett and Derek Wylde dive into the ring and beat down on Seven! When they are done they put Lyguila on top of Seven and leave the ring. Mr. X says something to Ms. Vanessa from the outside and she springs up and counts a three count against Seven! Ms. Vanessa and her aides have screwed Seven! (44, 18, 71)

    Segment 3 - Match - Greg Pawluk vs. The Zebra Kid...The Finish: Zebra suplexes Pawluk to the mat. Zebra climbs the top rope and flies, but Pawluk moves out from under him! Pawluk locks in the Boston Crab and Zebra taps! (47, 14, 80)

    Segment 4 - Burchill vs. Super Dragon...The Finish: Dragon powers out of a headlock and throws Burchill against the ropes. Dragon hits a huge spinning heel kick! Dragon stalks Burchill and hits a Psycho Driver! He pins Burchill for the win. (66, 49, 83)

    Segment 5 - Angle - Super Dragon is still in the ring talking trash to Burchill, who is out cold, when Jimmy Yang appears on the screen. Super Dragon turns and Jimmy Yang talks trash for a bit, then he starts to smash up Dragon's car! Dragon's pissed. He's about to go after Yang when Andrew Monica appears from the crowd and hits a huge boot to the back of Dragon's skull! He hits a couple of stomps before he pulls Burchill to his feet and helps him out. Yang, in the meantime is laughing his head off. (61)

    Segment 6 - Angle - A cameraman is seen running backstage towards a crowd. He pushes throgu and Hi69 is seen lying face down in a small pool of blood. Paramedics roll him over to put him on a stretcher. It is seen that Hi69 does not have a cut on his face, but rather the side of his neck. Who attacked Hi69? (49)

    Segment 7 - Match - B-Boy vs. Paul London...The Finish: B-Boy hits a thrust kick into the chest of London. London drops to one knee. B-Boy climbs the turnbuckle, but London is able to get up and climb the turnbuckle himself and hit a huge arm-drag from the top rope! He pins B-Boy for the win! (73, 54, 92)

    Biggest Pops:

    3. Super Dragon beating Burchill

    2. Paul London beating B-Boy

    1. The debut of Ms. Vanessa's Aides

    Biggest Heat

    3. Burchill

    2. Jimmy Yang appearing on the screen

    1. Andrew Monica assulting Super Dragon

  5. Apple, I don't want to sound like a dick, but WTF?!? This is a list of people's fav bands. To some people it doesn't matter how long they've been around. Some people will like the White Stripes because of their music, whereas they don't have to like Metallica more just because they've been around longer! ARG! IT'S A VOTED LIST! IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW PEOPLE VOTED THEN DON'T READ THIS LIST! ARG!

  6. Friday November 19, 2004

    Great Canadian Tour Stop #8 - Winnipeg

    432 rowdy fans fill into the Duckworth Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba.

    Segment 1 - Angle - The newly formed stable, GenX (Andrew Monica, Burchill and Seven), are backstage hanging out when Andrew starts to issue out orders to the stable for tonight. He tells them that Ms. Vanessa has given the empty spot in the tournament to Mr. X. Andrew says that tonight they will make sure he doesn't make it any farther in the tourney. Seven then reminds Andrew that he and Burchill have a tag match against Greg Pawluk and Hi69. Andrew laughs and say that they are no problem. He says to Seven he needs to be ready in case anything happens. (69)

    Segment 2 - Tournament Round 2, Match #3 - Mr. X vs. Jimmy Yang...The Finish: Mr. X is in control. He sets Yang up for a powerbomb when GenX strolls out onto the stage. Mr. X tosses Yang aside and starts to threaten GenX. This gives Yang time to get up and roll Mr. X up with a handful of tights! Yang stole a victory! He stands up and starts to celebrate when Super Dragon runs in from the crowd and chases Yang into the crowd and out of sight. GenX then surrounds the ring and assult Mr. X until he's left on the mat, bleeding. (63, 51, 75)

    Segment 3 - Tournament Round 2, Match #4 - Aero vs. Genki Horiguchi (w/ Lyguila)...The Finish: Aero puts a knee into Horiguchi's gut. He falls to his knees. Lyguila hops up onto the apron and distracts the ref. Aero glances over and Horiguchi takes advantage with a low blow! He rolls Aero up and steals a victory away from him! (63, 39, 88)

    Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - GenX I (Andrew Monica/Burchill w/ Seven) vs. Greg Pawluk/Hi69...The Finish: Andrew is staggering! Hi69 is dishing out some powerful right hands! Greg Pawluk climbs the turnbuckle and gets ready to fly when Andrew shoves Hi69 into the turnbuckle and Hi69's head smashes into Greg's crotch! Greg falls to the outside and Hi69 staggers back to Andrew and he picks him up and Burchill enters the ring and they hit a Slobber Knocker! This match is over. (63, 36, 90)

    Segment 5 - Match - B-Boy vs. Jardi Frantz...The Finish: B-Boy puts a knee to Jardi's gut. He bounces off the ropes and goes for a shining wizard. Buy Jardi ducks out of it! He hits a huge enziguri! B-Boy is down! Jardi goes to the tope rope and hits a 450 Splash! Jardi picks up the victory! (63, 37, 90)

    Segment 6 - Match - Billy Reil vs. Paul London...The Finish: Billy Reil irish whips London against the ropes and hip tosses him. Reil calls for the South Philly Driver! London is halfway up when Super Dragon chases Yang through the curtains and back into the ring! The ref calls for a no-decision in the match as Dragon and Yang brawl! (67, 54, 80)

    Segment 7 - Angle - Dragon gets the agvantage in their brawl! He's beating Yang down until Yang gets Dragon with a thumb to the eye! Yang tries to flee, but Dragon is able to grab him before he gets to the outside! He hits a huge Psycho Driver on Yang! He looks to be dead! But Dragon isn't done yet! He picks Yang up and irish whips him against the ropes and tosses Yang to the outside...and right through the announcers table! Dragon plays to the crowd for a bit before leaving. (54)

    Biggest Pops:

    3. Super Dragon first appearing

    2. Jardi Frantz beating B-Boy

    1. Super Dragon beating down Jimmy Yang

    Biggest Heat

    3. Horiguchi and Lyguila stealing a win from Aero

    2. GenX beating down Mr. X

    1. Jimmy Yang stealing a victory from Mr. X

  7. This is really starting to uber piss me off. Everyone here is getting all anal over the fact that a lot of the people who voted like Billy Talent, instead of NIN. Holy crap. If you don't like what PEOPLE voted for (not Jook randomly pulling band names out of his ass) then don't read the list! Get over it, and make your own list if you feel the need.

  8. Friday November 12, 2004

    Great Canadian Tour Stop #7 - Windsor

    446 are hyped in MEW's first visit to the Windsor Arena in Windsor Ontario

    Segment 1 - Angle - Andrew Monica walks into his and Burchill's dressing room with a smile on his face. Burchill jumps up and inquires about Andrew's good mood. Andrew tells him not to worry, as he has both Leatherface and Mr. X under control. Burchill asks how and Andrew only replies with "Ms. Vanessa isn't the only one who can get a bodyguard". Then Andrew leaves and walks down a hall. The camera follows him then turns a corner and goes towards the parking lot where Super Dragon is seen waiting in the shadows with a brick in his hand. A car pulls out and Jimmy Yang steps out of the drivers seat when Super Dragon throws the brick at Yang's car, smashing the windshield. Yang sees it's Dragon, but hops back into his car and drives off before Dragon can do any more damage. (48)

    Segment 2 - Interview - Ms. Vanessa comes down to the ring with Mr. X. She welcomes everyone to the show and says that tonight there will be a special treat. Tonight will the be ass-whoping of Andrew Monica (crowd goes nuts)! She says that Mr. X will make sure Andrew Monica doesn't advance in the tournament, and in a couple of weeks, Mr. X will make sure Leatherface doesn't get any farther. She finishes with her personal buisness before getting to official buisness. She tells us that the tournament will have it's first two matchs of the second round. Andrew Monica vs. Leatherface and Nick Gage vs. Paul London. She finishes up and leaves the ring with Mr. X. (64)

    Segment 3 - Tournament Round 2, Match #1 - Andrew Monica (w/ Burchill) vs. Leatherface...The Opener: Leatherface comes to the ring first. Andrew follows and they stare each other down before Leatherface speaks first. Leatherface wants his payment, in full, and he wants it now. Andrew tells him that he has no chance in hell in getting that from him. Leatherface then pegs Andrew in the head with the mic and then the ref rings the bell...The Finish: Leatherface and Andrew are brawling on the outside. Burchill goes to back Andrew up, but Leatherface takes him out as well as Andrew. Leatherface rolls Andrew back into the ring, but Andrew crawls to the opposite side and dives out and starts to run up the ramp. He's halfway out when Mr. X appears at the top. Leatherface is at the bottom. Andrew is between a rock and a hard place! Andrew looks to Burchill for help but he's still down and out. All of a sudden Seven bursts through the curtain and attacks Mr. X from behind! Andrew charges Leatherface and spears him. Andrew dives back into the ring and waits for Leatherface. Leatherface gets in and Andrew charges and rolls Leatherface up...with a handful of tights! Andrew gets the win! Seven brings Mr. X to the ring and Andrew, Burchill and Seven lay a beating on Mr.X and Leatherface. (53, 28, 82)

    Segment 4 - Triple Threat Match - Burchill vs. The Zebra Kid vs. Hade Vansen...The Finish: Zebra Kid and Hade team up on Burchill. They toss him to the outside and then stare each other down for a couple of seconds. Burchill, in the meantime, gets back up and re-enters the ring. Zebra and Hade look and Burchill and they both charge him. Burchill catches them both in a double clothesline! Burchill picks them both up and dishes out a double chokeslam! He then pins them both for the win! (52, 25, 80)

    Segment 5 - Tournament Round 2, Match #2 - Nick Gage (w/ Nate Hatred) vs. Paul London...The Finish: Gage tackles London. Gage picks him up and sets him up for a powerbomb. He picks him up and London is able to keep going and roll Gage up! London stole a victory from Gage! (69, 61, 77)

    Segment 6 - Tag Team Match - Chance Beckett/Derek Wylde vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Finish: Derek Wylde is out and hurt. Chance goes top rope to try and dish out some punishment to both Lyguila and Horiguchi who have their back turned. They both turn around and Chance goes for a double clothesline, but Horiguchi and Lyguila hit a douple dropkick on Chance! He's out and Lyguila pins him for the win! (64, 42, 87)

    Biggest Pops

    3. Zebra Kid and Hade Vansen getting the upperhand on Burchill

    2. Paul London winning

    1. Ms. Vanessa threatening Andrew

    Biggest Heat

    3. Seven assulting Mr. X

    2. Lyguila and Horiguchi picking up the win

    1. Andrew/Burchill/Seven joining forces

  9. All Star by Smash Mouth

    I'm Turning Japanese by The Vapours

    I Ran (So Far Away) by A Flock Of Seagulls

    Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

    Bad Music + Kareoke = uber fun B)

  10. I'm also a huge Aliens fan and I can honestly say I will not waste my hard-earned money and that bullshit of a movie.

    I found out about this movie when I was in the theatres. Me and some friends were waiting for another one of out friend to get out of the can, when I saw a standie with a picture of the Alien on it! My jaw dropped, but then a guy moved and I saw the rest of the standie with the Predator. I yelled Fuck really loud (cause I was pissed) and a birthday party of like twenty 6 years olds started stareing at me.

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