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Saturday July 16, 2005
Segment 1 - Angle
(Todd Gordon is seen backstage, looking at a TV screen. Showing is a tape of last Wednesday, when the pirate ship stole away from his airtime. Suddenly, he hears pirate slang in the distance and Gordon gets up and runs through the hallways until he gets to the loading bay and there is the pirate ship, with a crazy, pirate like character yelling pirate slang at a stagehand. The pirate has a hat, is weilding a plastic sword and has a stuffed parrot on his shoulder. Gordon spins the pirate around)
Todd Gordon - Just what in the hell are you doing? Look at you! You're in a damn pirate costume and you have (looks at his "boat")...I don't even know what the hell that is, but what I do know is you took away airtime from me and Jas-
Pirate - Shut ye mouth, ye land lubber! Are ye the one who has stolen me booty?
Todd Gordon - Your booty (has the wrong idea)? I didn't steal your booty. Who are you and what are you doing here anyways?
Pirate - I be Captain Nathans! So it wasn't ye who stole me treasure?
Todd Gordon - Treasure? Oh, no!
Captain Nathans - Then avast! Captain Nathans needs to be off and sail the seven seas in search of me booty!
(He swings onto his ship, gracefully, and pulls a switch and the "boat" starts up and rolls out of sight. The cameraman turns the camera back to Gordon who doesn't know what just happened.)
(57)
Segment 2 - Tag Team Match - Aero and Hi69 vs. The SAT...The Finish: All men are in the ring. The SAT hits dropkicks in Stereo! They stalk Aero and Hi69 and each of them hit the Maximizer on them! Jose pins Aero and The SAT have picked up a win. (80, 67, 94)
Segment 3 - Interview
(Nate Hatred is seen in a boiler room, with torches)
Nate Hatred - Mr. X, I want to thank you. One week ago when you hit that car and I was flung from it, and out into that mental hospital, you really changed my life for the better. The voices in my head are now clear. They tell me that you need to be punished for what you have done. Come this Wednesday at Unleashed, I will unleash all the hate inside, upon you Mr. X, and you will not be able to walk away from the onslaught.
(57)
Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - Excess 69 and Halo vs. GenX III (Paul Burchill/Kevin Fertig)...The Finish: Excess and Halo are embarrasingn GenX! They are using their speed to their advantage. Finally, Burchill and Fertig snap. They charge Excess and Halo and start beating the life from them! The ref tries pulling them off, but Fertig shoves the ref and he calls for the DQ! Fertig and Burchill don't care as they continue the beatdown for a bit, then they leave, laughing. As Excess 69 and Halo are getting up Todd Gordon and Jason Cross hit the ring and begin to assult Halo! Excess tries to help Halo, but Gordon gets a low blow off. Cross beats down Halo for a bit more, before finally leaving. (71, 56, 86)
Segment 5 - Match - Andrew Monica vs. Chance Beckett...The Finish: Andrew Monica is against the ropes. Beckett charges with a clothesline, but Andrew comes out with his own clothesline! Beckett is down. Andrew sets up Beckett and slingshots him from his back over the ropes and through the announcers table! The ref counts to ten and Beckett is counted out! Andrew doesn't celebrate, rather he grabs a mic. (81, 75, 87)
Segment 6 - Angle
(Andrew just finished his previous match)
Andrew Monica - Billy Reil, I can't wait until this Wednesday at Unleased! Get your ass out here right now and get whats coming to you!
(Billy Reil hits the ring and a wild brawl follows. Reil finally wins the brawl when he DDTs Andrew onto the steel ramp. Reil poses over Andrew with his belt.)
(70)
MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.89, with 428 fans in attendance.
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The first one was OK, and it wasn't a waste of my money as I bought it used. I figure I'll buy this one used as well. It shouldn't be too bad as they now have MUTHA FUCKIN SANDMAN! There also looks like a lot of good characters minus Andrew WK. WTF.
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Wednesday July 13, 2005
Segment 1 - Angle
(Mr. X makes his way to the ring, with a mic. He is banged up from the car accident last Saturday)
Mr. X - Last Saturday, Nate Hatred assulted me, in my car. Now some people have told me, that what I did was wrong. I understand that I nearly killed Hatred. Now, nomatter how much I actually hate him, I do feel a slight bit of pity for him. Right now, he's locked in the medical wing of a psychatric hospital! Apparently, he snapped after the accident. Now, I didn't come out here to make fun of him. Now Hatred, I know your watching in your room and I just wanted to say-
(Dark sounding music starts to play. The lights go dim and Nate Hatred appears at the top of the ramp. However, Hatred is clad in a dark robe. He removes the hood and instead of his traditional facepaint, Hatred has several symbols drawn on his face. They look almost Satanic. Hatred just stares down Mr. X before he hits the ring and completley destroys Mr. X with little effort!)
(62)
Segment 2 - Match - Austin Lee vs. Billy Boy (w/ Alan)...The Finish: Lee whips Billy Boy into the turnbuckle. He sandwhiches the ref and they both go down. Lee takes advantage of the moment and exits and gets a chair. He re-enters the ring and begins to stalk Billy Boy. Alan dives into the ring and confronts Lee. Suddenly Lee gives the chair to Alan and falls to the mat, clutching his head. Alan confused, but the ref gets up and sees Alan with the chair and DQ's Billy Boy! Austin Lee gets out of there quickly. (62, 43, 81)
Segment 3 - Match - B-Boy vs. Cade Sydal...The Finish: B-Boy catches Sydal with a back heel kick from the second rope! Sydal is down. B-Boy stalks Sydal and hits him with the Cross Special Brainbuster when he gets up! B-Boy pins him for the win. (66, 44, 88)
Segment 4 - Angle
(GenX is seen backstage in a hallway. Andrew Monica is directed Kevin Fertig and Paul Burchill on what to do)
Andrew Monica - Kevin you go into this door here, and Paul you go into the one down the hall thatway. Remember to not come out until you here the signal. The idea is we want to trap and surround Reil, not block one path and let him leave the other way. Undertand? (Kevin and Paul agree) Good, now don't screw this up. Now go. I think I hear him.
(Kevin and Paul enter their doors and Andrew waits, listening to a sound he hears. The sound becomes clear for a couple of seconds and it turns out the sound is actually someone singing "Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum". Andrew looks confused until Reil shows up and Andrew focuses on him.)
Andrew Monica - Ahhhhh, Billy. Good to see you again.
Billy Reil - (Taking a couple of steps fowards, past Paul's door) Yes, it really has been a long time. If I remember correctly, last time we met, you and your cronies cheated me out of a match. Isn't that right?
Andrew Monica - Yes, I really thought that was ingenious of me. Too bad you won't be around for the rest of the night to see my genious in action once again.
(Suddenly, Paul and Kevin emerge and GenX puts a beatdown on Reil before leaving)
(64)
Segment 5 - Four Way Tag Team Match - Beckett and Wylde vs. Aero and Hi69 vs. The SAT vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Finish: Everyone is on the outside brawling except for Jose and Beckett. Beckett hits a t-bone suplex on Jose! Beckett turns around and begins to play to the crowd. The ref is occupied on the outside when Joel dives into the ring and pushes Jose out! Joel plays possum and Beckett returns to finish the job, but Joel rolls Beckett up and he steals a win! (77, 67, 88)
Segment 6 - Interview
(Todd Gordon and Jason Cross are backstage in the loading area)
Todd Gordon - My client Jason Cross is ready for you Halo. At Unleased, Cross here will prove to you and the world why he deserves to be the MEW Lightweight Champ-
(Suddenly a small boat on wheels rolls behind Gordon and Cross. The boat has a pirate's flag waving. The camera man decideds to ignore Gorodn and Cross, much to their dismay, and tries to follow the ship. There is a lone figure on the boat and he is yelling various pirate slang. The boat is moving to fast and the camera man soon loses it around a corner.)
(71)
Segment 7 - Match - Chicano vs. Excess 69...The Finish: Excess 69 hits a huge neckbreaker on Chicano! He climbs the turnbuckle and flies with a moonsualt...but Chicano rolls out! Chicano climbs the turnbuckle himself and flies and hits the Swanton Bomb! (73, 49, 97)
Segment 8 - Angle
(Chris Hero appears on the top of the ramp ready for his tag match, when Jonny Storm attacks him from behind. They brawl for a bit on the stage, then they brawl out of sight)
(57)
Segment 9 - Handicap Match - Kevin Martel vs. Andrew Monica/Joey Matthews...The Finish: Matthews is in control of the match. Suddenly Reil's music plays and he appears at the top of the stage. He tuants Andrew and eventually Andrew leaves the match and chases after him. Matthews ignores Martel for a second and yells at Andrew to come abck. Matthews then turns around right into a Boston Crab from Martel! Matthews taps and Martel picks up the victory. Martel tuants Matthews before leaving. (83, 79, 87)
MEW Overdrive recieved a 1.71, with 417 fans in attendance.
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As much as I'd like to blame Bush for something else, this is one thing I can't. It was the media's fault for blowing it way out of proportion.
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As much as I'm not a fan of Depp, I can still see how he will pull a quality Ozzy impression out of his hat. That or it'll be exatly the same as Jack Sparrow in Pirates.
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Four Words My Friend...BEASTIE MUTHA FUCKIN BOYS
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Saturday July 9, 2005
Segment 1 - Angle
(Mr. X is seen driving up to the building in his car when Nate Hatred appears with a baseball bat. He begins to smash the doors of the car. Hatred jumps onto the hood and smash the roof. Mr. X suddenly hits the gas and drives straight into a parked car! Hatred is thrown from the hood onto the other side of the car, and the airbags explode on the inside of the car. The camera fades as satgehands rush over to the scene)
(64)
Segment 2 - Tag Team Match - Los Barrio Boys (Alan/Billy Boy) vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Finish: Billy Boy has the upper hand on Horiguchi. Billy Boy calls for the finish, but Horiguchi rolls Billy Boy up out of nowhere! He gets the three count before Alan can make the save! Lyguila and Horiguchi got a victory in this one. (63, 44, 98)
Segment 3 - Angle
(GenX is seen entering their locker room. There is a table with a TV, a VCR, a VHS tape and a piece of paper. Kevin Fertig picks the piece of paper up)
Kevin Fertig - (Reading) Tonight GenX has a six-man tag team match against Youthanazia and Billy Reil in the main event. (Andrew and Paul look happy)
Andrew Monica - Is that all it says?
Kevin Fertig - Yes...(flips paper over) No, wait. the back says, watch the tape. (Paul grabs the tape and puts it into the VCR and hits play. A picture of Billy Reil appears and he begins to speak)
Billy Reil - So it seems we have a little match later on, some could say it could be a warm-up match for Unleashed. But I haven't warmed up. I haven't even begun. Andrew, you think you can push me or anybody else around, but you can't! I will not take any more of your bullshit. At Unleashed I will beat you in that ring, one, two, three. (Reil leans fowards, then leans back as he remembered something else.) Oh, one more thing. You should always lock the door to your locker room. (Reil leans fowards and turns the camera off)
(GenX is confused, until Andrew understands what Reil meant and spins around. The camera pulls back and shows Reil standing by the door wearing a pair of sunglasses and holding a fire extingusher.)
Billy Reil - Hello, ladies.
(GenX charges Reil but Reil lets loose with the extingusher. Reil runs away after spraying the entire locker room)
(81)
Segment 4 - Angle
(Halo enters the ring holding a clipboard and a mic)
Halo - Jason Cross, get your ass out here now!
(Jason Cross and Todd Gordon enter the ring)
Jason Cross - What do you want?
Halo - I want a match with you for the MEW Lightweight Championship at Unleashed.
Jason Cross - (laughing) You want a match with me? With me? Just who in the hell do you think you are? I am Jason Cross the first ever MEW Lightweight Champion! I don't have to waste my time with you.
(He and Todd Gordon turn to leave and get halfway up the ramp before Halo speaks again.)
Halo - I'm sorry, but I gave you the wrong idea. What I meant to say was "I have a match against you at Unleashed"! I hold in my hand a contract that has been signed by Ms. Vanessa herself saying I get a title shot at Unleashed. Not only that our match is going to be a ladder match!
(Jason Cross and Todd Gordon go nuts before eventually leaving)
(58)
Segment 5 - Match - Chris Hero vs. Kevin Martel...The Finish: Kevin Martel has the upper hand. He has Hero backed into a turnbuckle and is getting ready to go for a ten punch when Joey Matthews hits the ring with a chair and blasts both Hero and Martel! Matthews grabs a mic and drops the chair. Matthews tells us that he's fed up with not getting the respect he deserves from the fans. Martel in the meantime gets up and picks up the chair. He calls for Matthews and he turns around into a chair shot. Martel throws the chair down and leaves. Matthews soon gets up and leaves looking pissed off at Martel. Hero is still in the ring and he begins to stir when Jonny Storm and Wesley Lawrence make their way to the ring. Storm beats down Hero. (66, 66, 82)
Segment 6 - Six Man Tag team Match - GenX (Andrew Monica/Kevin Fertig/Paul Burchill) vs. Youthanazia (Josh Prohibition/M-Dogg 20) and Billy Reil...The Finish: Kevin Fertig is fighting with Youthanazia on the outside. Andrew and Reil are fighting in the ring. Reil dropkicks Andrew and he falls over the top rope, but catches himself on the apron. Reil goes to suplex Andrew to the inside, but when he has Andrew up, Paul Burchill trips Reil and Andrew falls on top of Reil! Burchill holds down Reil's leg as Andrew makes the pinfall! GenX has stolen a win. (72, 73, 88)
MEW Unplugged recieved a 2.01, with 397 fans in attendance.
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-Slipknot
-Drowning Pool
-Korn
-Killswitch Engage
-Megadeth
-A Perfect Circle
-Machine Head
-Kittie
-Superjoint Ritual
-Fear Factory
-In Flames
-Cradle of Filth
-Lamb of God
-Soulfly
-Dimmu Borgir
-Atreyu
-Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
-Damageplan
-HIM
-Eighteen Visions
-All That Remains
-Deicide
-Unearth
-God Forbid
-Avenged Sevenfold
-Shadows Fall
-Probot
-The Agony Scene
-Martyr A.D.
-The Dillinger Escape Plan
-Every Time I Die
-Blood Has Been Shed
-Bleeding Through
-Twelve Tribes
-Children of Bodom
-The Black Dahlia Murder
-Trivium
-Satyricon
-Himsa
-3 Inches of Blood
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His talk show was the typical day time, tripe. I'm sure if it lasted longer then it did, it'll end up doing shows about twlve year old hookers and such.
BTW, I think what he does on AMW is uber cool.
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Wednesday July 6, 2005
Segment 1 - Angle
(Jason Cross enters the ring with Todd Gordon. Gordon has a mic.)
Todd Gordon - Last week, all you fans saw history in the making. You all saw Jason Cross become the first ever MEW Lightweight Champion! Now, I want to clear a little something up. Some people are saying that we cheated. Now that's not true. It is my right as a manager to provide...moral support to my client. And that is exactly what I was doing. It doesn't matter that Aero can't control himself in the ring and is easily distracted. That being said, there is another matter that we'd like to attend to. It seems there is a wrestler backstage that's been running his mouth. It seems this wrestler doesn't like the fact the MEW Lightweight Champion is represented by my client, Jason Cross. You know who you are, so I want you to come out here right now and apologize to myself and Jason Cross for those comments.
(Halo's music hits and he enters the ring with the mic)
Halo - Thats right, I made those comments. And, I've come out here to apologize to both of you. (Cross and Gorodn seem happy) I'm sorry that both of you can't win a match without cheating. I'm sorry that your both whinny little bitches and-(Todd Gordon fieldgoal style kicks Halo in the nuts. Cross takes a couple of shots and they exit the ring, with Halo looking on)
(65)
Segment 2 - Match - Austin Lee vs. Excess 69...The Middle: Lee rolls Excess 69 up, with a handful of tights! The ref starts to count, but he sees the tights! He stops counting and warns Lee not to cheat....The Finish: Lee whips Excess into the turnbuckle. Lee rushes in and rolls Excess up, with his feet on the ropes! The ref sees this, and DQ's Lee for cheating! Lee throws a fit as Excess 69 leaves and celebrates on the ramp. (62, 42, 83)
Segment 3 - Angle
(Nate Hatred makes his way to the ring with a mic and a baseball bat)
Nate Hatred - I'm not here to make small talk with anyone, so I'll make it quick. Mr. X, get your no good ass down here and take whats comeing to you for hitting me with that cheap shot last week! (He trows the mic away and waits)
(Mr. X's music plays and he hits the ring with a lead pipe. They stare each other down and both swing their weapons at the same time. They hit and both men drop their weapons. They then begin to brawl, destroying much of the sound table and stage)
(68)
Segment 4 - Angle
(Ms. Vanessa is backstage in her office, drinking a cup of coffee, when Andrew Monica burts in, knocking the door off its hinges)
Ms. Vanessa - What the hell? Get out!
Andrew Monica - I'm not leaving this office until you give me a title shot against Reil, right now!
Ms. Vanessa - I'd love to give you your match, however, you are not the number one contender, so you can't have a title shot.
Andrew Monica - Who the hell is then? Give me a match against him, then give me Reil!
Ms. Vanessa - Actually, we don't have a number one contender. So I'll tell you what. Tonight you can take place in the number one contenders match.
Andrew Monica - Good, who's my opponent?
Ms. Vanessa - Your opponent is...Chris Hero. (Andrew Monica laughs) The winner of this match will face Reil at Unleashed!
Andrew Monica - Fine. (In a mocking tone) Thanks for your time. (He rolls his eyes, picks up Ms. Vanessa's coffee cup and spills the coffee on the ground before leaving. Ms. Vanessa just sits there angry looking at the coffee stains on the rug)
(68)
Segment 5 - Tag Team Match - Lyguila and Horiguchi vs. Beckett and Wylde...The Finish: Wylde floors Horiguchi with a spinning wheel kick. He runs over to Lyguila and dropkicks him off the apron. Wylde turns around and hits the Wylde Ride on Horiguchi as he is getting up! He pins him for the win. (72, 57, 87)
Segment 6 - Match - Chicano vs. Hi69...The Finish: Hi69 hits a big neckbreaker on Chicano! Hi69 climbs the turnbuckle and flies with the Trance Rave...but Chicano gets his legs up! Hi69 lands on them and he's hurting! Chicano sets Hi69 up and flies with the Swanton Bomb and picks up the win. (71, 58, 85)
Segment 7 - Match - Joey Matthews vs. Josh Prohibition (w/ M-Dogg 20)...The Finish: Josh knife edge chops Matthews and he pulls a Ric Flair esq dive. Josh calls for the T-Bone Prohibition Plex, but Matthews gets to his knees and slingshots Josh, face-first into the turnbuckle! Josh gets up and turns right into the Virginia Necktie! Matthews picks up the victory! (85, 79, 82)
Segment 8 - Number One Contenders Match - Andrew Monica (w/ GenX) vs. Chris Hero...The Finish: Andrew Monica is knocked to the outside. GenX jumps onto the apron and begins to distract the ref. Andrew then goes for a chair and brings it into the ring. He swings for Hero's head, but he ducks and dropkicks the chair into Andrew's face! The Jonny Storm hits the ring from the crowd and hits Hero from behind! He gets the chair and DDT's Hero onto it! He puts Andrew on top and leaves with the chair! GenX drops off the apron and the ref counts the three count! Andrew Monica is the number one contender! GenX celebrates in the ring when Billy Reil appears at the top of the stage. Andrew begins to yell insults at him, but Reil just stands there smiling holding the belt above his head. (82, 78, 87)
MEW Overdrive recieved a 1.78, with 406 fans in attendance
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I don't know if I should be happy or sad. I love Star Wars but there's a 90% chance of these news ones sucking horribly.
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You really should put forth a nominee thread, where people will put forth their own personal favs, and then the ones with the most votes you use for the categories.
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Saturday July 2, 2005
Segment 1 - Angle
(Ms. Vanessa enters the ring with a mic)
Ms. Vanessa - I'd like to welcome everyone here to the first ever MEW Unplugged! I'd also like to thanks all the fans watching at home, on MTV! Tonight is a very special night, as myself, and the rest of the MEW management team have decided to-
(Jason Cross's music hits and he comes down to the ring with a steel hair and a mic. Ms. Vanessa is seen to be very scared. Jason Cross enters the ring and stares Ms. Vanessa down, and then sets the chair up and sits down on the chair in the middle of the ring.)
Jason Cross - Ms. Vanessa, last week you screwed me out of the Main Event Championship! I should have been in that match! I should have walked out of there the Main Event Champion! Not only that, I was left off the card completly! I am going to sit here, in the middle of this ring until I get a title shot, tonight, in the main event!
Ms. Vanessa - If you didn't so rudely interupt me a minute ago you would have heard my special news. But before I get to that, I need to say something to you. You are right. You do deserve a title shot. You also deserve that title shot here, tonight in the main event!
Jason Cross - Now your talking!
Ms. Vanessa - I'm not done yet! However, its not the Main Event Championship you will be fighting for. No, it will be the newly formed MEW Lightweight Championship! You will be in a four-way elimination match with yourself, Aero, Hade Vansen and Mikey Henderson! Now get the hell out of my ring and get ready for your match! (Jason Cross doesn't know if he should be happy or pissed off, but he leaves nonetheless.) Now that he's gone I can finish up with my announcments. Also, tonight a top tag team from Mexico will be debuting, Los Barrio Boys! They will face (with a disgusted look on her face) the team of Kevin Fertig and Paul Burchill from GenX. And that match is right now!
(Ms. Vanessa drops the mic, and leaves)
(57)
Segment 2 - Tag Team Match - Los Barrio Boys vs. GenX III (Kevin Fertig vs. Paul Burchill)...The Finish: Billy Boy is hurt on the outside. Fertig is down by his turnbuckle. Burchill is staggering from a huge dropkick from Alan. Alan climbs the turnbuckle and flies in an attempt for a Hurricarana...but Burchull catches him and hits a huge powerbomb! Burchill gets up along with Fertig and they stalk Alan. Alan gets up and walks right into the Slobber Knocker! GenX III picks up the win. (68, 47, 90)
Segment 3 - Match - Chris Hero vs. Joey Matthews...The Finish: Matthews clips Hero's knee and takes him down. Matthews calls for the Virginia Necktie and begins to stalk Hero. Hero gets up and walks into it, but he reverses the Virginia Necktie into the Hero's Welcome! Hero picks up the upset victory over Matthews! Matthews leaves and Hero is celebrating when Wesley lawrence appears at the top of the ramp. hero starts yelling at him and tossing threats when Storm appears from under the ring with a chair! He attacks Hero from behind and Hero is down on the mat, bleeding! Storm leaves with Wesley Lawrence. (75, 74, 77)
Segment 4 - Angle
(Andrew Monica comes down to the ring)
Andrew Monica - Billy Reil, get your no-good cheating ass down here right now!
(Billy Reil comes down to the ring and faces off with Monica)
Andrew Monica - Last week, you cheated your way to get that belt! You hit the ground first! I know it, you know, the thousands of fans know it! Do the right thing and lay down to me. Give me the belt, and I'll forgive you.
Billy Reil - Over my dead body I'll lay down to you. This title means too much to me, the buisness and the fans, for me to lay down to you.
Andrew Monica - Fine. I didn't want it to come down to this but, you leave leave me no choice.
(Andrew Monica kicks Reil in the gut and hits the Monicaplex. Reil is down, hurt while Monica picks up the belt and poses with it over the fallen Reil before leaving)
(81)
Segment 5 - Tag Team Match - The SAT (Jose Maximo/Joel Maximo) vs. Youthanazia (Josh Prohibition/M-Dogg 20)...The Finish: Josh Prohibition dropkicks the non-legal man Jose to the outside. Joel runs up from behind Josh and spins him around and throws a right hand, but Josh counters it and hits the T-Bone Prohibition Plex! He's down and M-Dogg 20 is climbing the turnbuckle. He flies and lands the Leap Of Faith! Josh goes for the pin as M-Dogg 20 springboards onto Jose on the outside! Youthanazia picks up a huge win! (89, 78, 100)
Segment 6 - Four Man Elimination Match For The MEW Lightweight Championship - Hade Vansen vs. Jason Cross vs. Mikey Henderson vs. Aero...First Elimination: Hade Vansen is fighting with Mikey Henderson. The ref is occupied with Aero and Jason Cross on the outside. Suddenly Henderson kicks Vansen in the nuts! Vansen's hurt and Henderson hits the Miracle Maker! Henderson eliminates Vansen!...Second Elimination: Jason Cross is on the outside, taking a breather with Todd Gordon. Aero and Henderson are fighting on the inside. Aero whips Henderson against the ropes and Cross sticks his arm out and grabs his leg. Henderson spins around and yells at Cross, who just blows him off! Henderson is about ready to leave when Aero rolls him up with a school boy! Henderson is eliminated!...Final Elimination: Aero is in control. Aero calls for the finish when Gordon jumps up onto the apron and yells at Aero. Aero glances over, but that's all Cross needs. Cross rolls Aero up in a small package with a handful of tights! Cross has won the MEW Lightweight Championship! Cross and Gordon celebrate in the ring. (63, 45, 81)
MEW Unplugged recieved a 2.10, with 394 fans in attendance.
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SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE
Nothing more, nothing less.
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Tuesday June 28, 2005 - Current Main Event Champion Christian York has left the company to pursue a career in SMWR. MEW wishes him the best of luck in the future.
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The Shady Show" Jack Evans vs Teddy Hart
- Triangle Tag Team Match: The BackSeat Boyz vs The Briscoe Brothers vs The SAT
- Ian Knoxx vs "International SuperStud" Julio Dinero
- Josh Daniels w/Talia vs "The Technician" Tom Carter
- Fatal Fourway: Christopher Idol vs Rob Eckos vs Sabian vs Super Hentai
- Greg Spitz vs Roderick Strong
Tie-Breaker Question #1: Trent Acid
Tie-Breaker Question #2: The first Unplugged Championship match.
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Sunday June 26, 2005
End Of Days
Segment 1 - Match - Jason Cross vs. Hade Vansen...The Finish: Vansen climbs the turnbuckle, looking to fly. Cross, however, has different plans. He charges the turnbuckle and hits a Hurricarana off the top rope! Vansen's down and Cross climbs another turnbuckle and hits the Crossfire! Cross pins Vansen to pick up the win! (62, 43, 82)
Segment 2 - Match - B-Boy vs. Billy Reil...The Finish: The ref is down and out. B-Boy decides he wants to take advantage of this opportunity. He goes to the outside and gets a chair. He re-enters the ring and swings for Reil's head! Reil ducks and hits a dropkick into the chair which gets B-Boy in the face! B-Boy gets up and staggers and Reil hits the South Philly Driver! He covers B-Boy just as the ref gets up! Reil pulls out a huge victory. (69, 47, 91)
Segment 3 - Angle
(Billy Reil is still in the ring celebrating when Paul Burchill and Kevin Fertig hit the ring. However, Reil still has the chair used in his match! He is able to take out both men! He takes a couple of shots on each of them before Andrew Monica hits the ring! Reil escapes via the crowd! Andrew is left in the ring with two hurt men, when the ref comes out for the next match. Even before Josh Prohibition makes it out, the ref tosses Andrew Monica from ringside!) (58)
Segment 4 - Handicap Match - Josh Prohibition vs. GenX III (Paul Burchill/Kevin Fertig)...The Finish: Josh has held his own this match. Josh dropkicks Fertig to the outside. Burchill sneaks up behind Josh and spins him around, but Josh hits the Drunken Driver out of nowhere! Burchill rolls from the ring! Fertig dives back in, but he is hit with the T-Bone Prohibition Plex! Josh pins Fertig and picks up the huge win! He bolts before either men know what just happened! (75, 65, 85)
Segment 5 - Match - Chris Hero vs. Joey Matthews...The Finish: Matthews whips Hero into the ropes and Hero reverses with a spinning wheel kick! Hero stalks Matthews and goes for the Hero's Welcome, but Matthews reverses it into the Virginia Necktie! Matthews picks up the victory over Hero. (75, 74, 77)
Segment 6 - Match - Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence) vs. Kevin Martel...The Finish: Martel hits a huge neckbreaker on Storm! Lawrence then jumps up onto the apron and starts to yells at Martel! Martel runs over a hits a right hand, which sends him to the floor. Martel yells at Lawrence while Storm gets up and rolls up Martel with a huge handful of tights! Storm just stole a win from Martel! (79, 60, 99)
Segment 7 - Hardcore Match - Andrew Monica vs. M-Dogg 20...The Finish: There is a table laid across the top of one of the turnbuckles. The ring is strewn with various objects, most notibly a shopping cart, on its side covered with barbed wire. Monica and M-Dogg 20 are brawling on the table on the turnbuckle! Andrew drops to his knees and low blows M-Dogg 20! Andrew then tosses M-Dogg 20 off the top rope onto the shopping cart with the barbed wire! Andrew then leaps and hits the Reckless Dive! Andrew pins M-Dogg 20 and picks up the win! (86, 76, 96)
Segment 8 - Main Event Championship Match - Christian York vs. Nate Hatred...The Finish: Hatred takes it to York! Out of nowhere he hits the Fire Thunder Driver! He pins York...but York kicks out at the last second! Hatred is pissed! hatred starts yelling at the crowd, who is taunting him. York, in the meantime gets up and stalks Hatred. Hatred turns right into the Onion Buster! York pins and keeps the Main Event Championship! (73, 69, 77)
End Of Days recieved 0.21, with 3787 fans in attendance.
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...Oops...double post.
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Wednesday June 22, 2005
Segment 1 - Tag Team Match - Aero and Hi69 vs. GenX III (Paul Burchill/Kevin Fertig)...The Finish: All four men are in the ring. Aero and Hi69 go for irish whips in stereo, but both Kevin and Paul reverse it and hit them with two huge clotheslines! Aero rolls to the outside. Both Kevin and Paul stalk Hi69 and when he gets up they hit the Slobber Knocker! Paul pins Hi69 for the win! Afterwards, Paul and Kevin discuss something, and Paul leaves but Kevin remainds at ringside. (63, 54, 86)
Segment 2 - Match - Billy Reil vs. Chris Hero...The Opener: Billy Reil comes down first. He stares down Kevin until Chris Hero enters the ring....The Finish: Hero whips Reil into the turnbuckle and the ref is caught inbetween! Both men are out! Kevin then dives into the ring with a chair and blasts Hero from behind! Kevin sets the chair up and hits a backbreaker on the chair! Hero is writhing in pain, but Kevin's not done yet! Kevin DDT's Hero onto the chair! Hero's out cold, bleeding! Kevin plays to the crowd, as Reil gets up. He spins Kevin around and starts arguing with him, pointing to Hero ever once in a while. Kevin just blows him off and exits the ring, but stays ringside. Reil almost throws a fit, but he calms himself. The ref gets up and rules in favour of Reil via a KO! Reil can't believe it! Refs hit the ring and assist Hero out of the ring, but Reil stays behind, and grabs a mic. (68, 62, 91)
Segment 3 - Angle
(Billy Reil has a mic)
Billy Reil - That's enough! That's it! Fertig, go backstage and get Andrew Monica out her now! (Fertig walks up the ramp and exits, and Andrew comes out by himself a moment later)
Andrew Monica - Ahhhhhh, Reil. How does it feel to be winning for once?
Billy Reil - Shut the hell up! (Andrew looks shocked) I didn't come out here for plesentries. Our little deal, it's over! No more! I don't want your tanted blood all over my hands. Just stay out of my buisness!
Andrew Monica - (smiling now) You see Reil, that just doesn't work for me. You see, we're all friends here-
Billy Reil - I'm not your damn friend!
Andrew Monica - Don't innterupt me! We made a little deal between friends and GenX did you a favour. Because of us, your one of the top wrestlers in MEW! Before us, you were a chump! A no-one! And this is how you thank us! With "shut the hell up"? What? Do you think your too good for us? Is that it?
Billy Reil - It's because what your doing for me is wrong and you know it!
Andrew Monica - Enough! I'm tired of listening to you. If you don't want our help, then fine. We won't help you. (Andrew turns to leave, but then remembers something) By the way, I'll be seeing you this Sunday at End Of Days.
(69)
Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - Beckett and Wylde vs. Excess 69 and Halo...The Finish: Halo hits the Dreamweaver! It looks like we're going to have a huge upset! He goes for the pin, but Nate Hatred hits the ring and destroys everyone! There's bodies flying everywhere! The ref calls for a no-contest before he's given a right hand! After Hatred clears the ring, he grabs a mic. (61, 53, 83)
Segment 5 - Angle
(Nate Hatred has a mic)
Nate Hatred - I'm not here to talk, I'm here to do one thing and one thing only. York! Get out here now so I can kick your ass! I'm not waiting until End Of Days! (He tosses the mic away)
(Hatred waits for a couple of seconds before York hits the ring and a wild brawl follows, with no wrestler getting the clear upper hand, or the win)
(65)
Segment 6 - Tag Team Match - Jason Cross/Hade Vansen vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Middle: Cross is holding Lyguila and Vansen's setting up and goes for a superkick, but Lyguila dives out of the way and Vansen's accidently pegs Cross!...The Finish: Vansen is in a bad way! Lyguila whips him into the ropes and Vansen is able to pull a Neckbreaker out of nowhere! Both men are down. Soon both are crawling to their corners. Vansen gets there first and reaches for a tag...but Cross pulls his hand away! Vansen stares in disbelief as Cross leaves the ring. Lyguila then getas the tag and hits the Beach break on Vansen! They pin him for the three count. (60, 49, 86)
Segment 7 - Interview
(Wesley Lawrence is seen backstage with Jonny Storm)
Wesley Lawrence - Last week you saw me, Wesley Lawrence, the greatest manager in MEW, side with Jonny Storm, the greatest wrestler in MEW...nay the world and screw over Kevin Martel. I'm sure everyone watching is just dying to know why I'm helping Storm. Because Storm has worked hard all his life to get to this point! He busts his ass day in and day out to become what he is today! Whereas Kevin Martel has had everything handed to him on a silver platter! So what if he's dad is a great wrestler? That doesn't mean Martel is anything more then a talentless punk that doesn't deserve to be here today. And this Sunday, at End Of Days Jonny Storm will prove that to be correct. (camera fades out)
(61)
Segment 8 - Match - Joey Matthews vs. M-Dogg 20...The Finish: M-Dogg 20 hits a huge DDT on Matthews! M-Dogg 20 climbs the turnbuckle and calls for the Leap Of Faith! Suddenly Andrew Monica's music hits, but Andrew doesn't appear! M-Dogg 20 gets off the turnbuckle and looks down the ramp waiting for Andrew to appear. This gives Matthews enough time to roll M-Dogg 20 up with a handful of tights! Matthews leaves and M-Dogg 20 looks pissed. He's joined by Josh Prohibition and they start talking in the ring when GenX swarms the ring! After a breif battle, GenX comes out on top! (72, 77, 85)
MEW Overdrive got a 1.55, with 360 fans in attendance.
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Wednesday June 15, 2005
Segment 1 - Angle
(Kevin Martel is seen backstage talking with a stagehand. A tall, lean man in a dark suit walks up to him. He has long black hair and a small goatee)
Man - Kevin Martel is it? I'm a huge fan of yours (extends hand).
Kevin Martel - (Shakes his hand) Thank you...and you are?
Man - My name is Wesley Lawrence. I was just hired by Ms. Vanessa. By the way, she said she wanted to see you in her office.
Kevin Martel - Thanks. (He begins to walk away and the camera follows him down a couple of hallways. Wesley Lawrence is seen creeping behind Martel. Suddenly Jonny Storm comes out of nowhere and assults Martel. After the assult Jonny Storm thanks Wesley Lawrence and they walk off together laughing)
(57)
Segment 2 - Match - Hi69 vs. Mikey Henderson...The Finish: Henderson whips Hi69 into the turnbuckle with authority. Hi69 flips over it, but lands on the apron. Henderson turns around and plays to the crowd, not seeing that Hi69 landed on the apron. Hi69 gathers himself and climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Henderson to turn around. He does and Hi69 flies and hits the Trance Rave! Hi69 pins him for the win. (59, 48, 84)
Segment 3 - Tag Team Match - The SAT (Joel Maximo/Jose Maximo) vs. Beckett and Wylde...The Finish: Joel Maximo sets up Beckett and hits the Maximo Explosion! Joel plays to the crowd and is hit with the Sky Drill Press from Wylde! Out of nowhere Jose Maximo hits the Maximizer on Wylde and pins hit for the hard fought victory! (72, 68, 95)
Segment 4 - Interview
(Josh Prohibition is standing backstage with a mic)
Josh Prohibition - GenX listen up, and listen good. I just came from Ms. Vanessa's office and I got myself a little match tonight. Tonight it's going to be myself and two partners of my chosing against you, GenX! Me and my team will prove that you can't just walk around like your kings of this company! Tonight, is my night! (he tosses the mic to the ground, looks into the camera and then walks away)
(59)
Segment 5 - Angle
(Excess 69 makes his way down to the ring for his match Billy Reil. He gets into the ring when GenX swarms the ring and attacks Excess 69! Kevin hits the Sinner Shot. Burchill climbs the turnbuckle and hits The C4. Paul and Kevin pick Excess up and Andrew kicks him in the nuts. They leave Excess lying in the middle of the ring)
( 62)
Segment 6 - Match - Excess 69 vs. Billy Reil...The Match: Billy Reil walks to the ring, looking pissed off. He walks around Excess 69's battered body, stalling to see if he is going to get up. When Reil figures out he's not getting up Reil reluctantly pins Excess 69. Reil looks like he finally realized that the deal he made with GenX isn't right. (58, 48, 83)
Segment 7 - Match - B-Boy vs. Jason Cross...The Finish: Cross hits a huge Belly to Belly suplex on B-Boy! He's down and out! Cross climbs the turnbuckle and flies for the 450 Splash...but B-Boy rolls out of the way! B-Boy gets up and stalks Cross and hits the Cross Special Brainbuster! B-Boy picks up the victory! (61, 55, 81)
Segment 8 - Six Man tag Team Match - GenX (Andrew Monica, Kevin Fertig, Paul Burchill) vs. Josh Prohibition/???/???...The Opener: GenX comes to the ring first. They wait anxiously to see who Prohibition's team is made up of. Youthanazia's music hits and both Josh Prohibition and M-Dogg 20 make their way to the ring! They wait on the outside, when Christian York's music hits and the Main Event Champion charges the ring with Youthanazia!...The Finish: It's absolute carnage! The ref, Kevin Fertig, Paul Burchill, Josh Prohibition and M-Dogg 20 are all out on the mat. Andrew Monica and Christian York are going at it, until York hits the Onion Buster out of nowhere! He pins Monica, but the ref is still out. He gets up to go to the ref when Nate Hatred hits the ring with a chair covered with barbed wire! Hatred blasts York with a huge chair shot! York's down and bleeding! Hatred yells at York and then leaves the ring. Monica then slowly crawls over to York and makes the pin. The ref makes the slow three count. Hatred screwed York out of the win. (71, 70 88)
MEW Overdrive got a 1.56, with 372 fans in attendance.
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Wednesday June 8, 2005
Segment 1 - Angle
(Paul Burchill and Kevin Fertig are backstage in their wrestling gear, talking when Andrew Monica walks in using crutches. His face is all bruised up)
Kevin Fertig - Andrew! We didn't think you'd be able to make it.
Paul Burchill - Yeah, after last week in that amazing match with M-Dogg 20...I mean you rea-(Andrew Monica holds up his hand)
Andrew Monica - Shut up, Paul. I just came from Ms. Vanessa's office. Becuase neither of us actually won the match last week, Ms. Vanessa has put me in a match against M-Dogg 20 at End Of Days. Not only that, it's going to be a hardcore match.
Kevin Fertig - Well that's great Andrew. You can finally get your hands on that little brat.
Andrew Monica - No it's not! Look at me! Look what happened last week! Now listen, let me worry about M-Dogg 20. You two worry about your match later tonight. I won't be any help to you, but you'll be able to beat them easy.
Paul Burchill - What about our little deal with Reil?
Andrew Monica - Don't worry about that either. I have it all under control. By the time we're done helping him, he'll be the Main Event Champion. And then I'll...we'll be able to get our "favour" returned. (Paul and Kevin smile at this) You two get ready. I'll see you after the show. (Andrew Monica leaves and Paul and Kevin just smile at each other)
(88)
Segment 2 - Match - Austin Lee vs. Cade Sydal...The Finish: Sydal dropkicks Lee. Lee gets up and Sydal hits him with a spinning wheel kick! Lee gets to his knees and Sydal makes his way over to him, but Lee gets up and yells wait and then points behind Sydal and the ref and asks them whats that? The ref turns his entire body and Sydal quickly glances over his shoulder, but that's all Lee needs. He kicks Sydal rield goal styles right in the nuts! He rolls Sydal up and Lee just stole a victory! Lee gets out of the ring quickly. (56, 31, 81)
Segment 3 - Angle
(Christian York is backstage walking in a big space, filled with large metal cases on wheels. Suddenly Hatred jumps out from behind one and begins to assult York. He gets the upper hand and is able to toss York into an empty one. Hatred closes it and locks it up. He then pushes it out of a bay door into the parking lot. Hatred then gets into a car...and rams the case! The case gets a huge dent and it flips a couple of times before coming to a stop! Hatred keeps going in his car and leaves the arena.)
(67)
Segment 4 - Match - Hade Vansen vs. Billy Reil...The Finish: The ref is taken out from an wild dropkick from Reil. Vansen takes control and hits the Scissors Kick! He goes for the pin but the ref is out. Suddenly Andrew Monica makes his way down the ramp. It takes him a bit of time but eventually he makes it to the ring. Vansen finally notices Andrew but it's too late! Andrew pegs Vansen in the head with one of the crutches! Andrew slowly exits the ring as Reil makes the cover. The ref makes a slow count, but Reil picks up the victory. Andrew stands at the top of the stage appluading Reil. Reil just looks at Andrew, shaking his head, with a frown on his face. (66, 50, 83)
Segment 5 - Tag Team Match - The SAT vs. Excess 69 and Halo...The Finish: Halo is on the outside, hurting from a bump he took earlier. They have Excess 69 all to themselves. Joel Maximo hits Excess 69 with a leg lariat! Excess 69 is down when Joel tags in Jose. Jose goes top rope and hits the Spanish Fly! He coves Excess 69 for the win. (74, 53, 96)
Segment 6 - Match - Chicano vs. Kevin Martel...The Finish: Jonny Storm has made his way to the ring and has been watching the match. Chicano irish whips Martel into the ropes and Storm grabs Martel's leg! The ref runs over and tosses Storm from ringside! Martel is laughing as Storm argues with the ref. Chicano, meanwhile, exits the ring and returns with a steel chair! Martel turns and is pegged in the head with a chair shot! Chicano tosses the chair from the ring and makes the pin. The ref counts the three and Chicano has won. Storm re-appears at ringside and begins to put boots to Martel's chest. Security is able to break them up. (71, 62, 80)
Segment 7 - Match - Derek Wylde vs. Joey Matthews...The Finish: Wylde whips Matthews into the turnbuckle. He tries to follow it up with a splash, but Matthews raised his boot and caught him in the face. Wylde staggers backwards and Matthews gets him with the Virginia Necktie! Matthews pins him. (74, 69, 80)
Segment 8 - Tag Team Match - Chris Hero/Greg pawluk vs. GenX III (Kevin Fertig/Paul Burchill)...The Finish: Pawluk is down and out on the mat. Fertig and Burchill are setting Hero up for the Slobber Knocker when Josh Prohibition hits the ring via the crowd! Josh gets into the ring and takes out both Fertig and Burchill with chair shots! The ref calls for the DQ and Josh gets the hell out of there quick. (71, 57, 86)
MEW Overdrive got a 1.57, with 365 fans in attendance.
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03 > 04
This year has been very dissapointing, with the exception of a couple of movies in which I love (Farienheight 9/11, Napoleaon Dynamite). 03 wasn't very good either but it still was better then 04.
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Thats actually quasi good news. The thing is I bought the PS2 over the Cube for that exact reason. The Cube games seemed way to child-like for me. I guess Nintendo finally realized that they need to improve their fan base or the PS2 will take them out of buisness.
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