The Hardcore Canuck

Friday September 30, 2005 - MEW has announced the signings of two indy stars. "The Iron Brit" Ian Harrison and Alica Webb are the new additions to the roster.

The Butterfly Effect - 8/10

Bad(er) Santa - 7/10

The Girl Next Door - 4/10

Wednesday September 28, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(GenX enters the ring)

Kevin Fertig - Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the honor to introduce to you, the new Main Event Champion, Andrew Monica!

(Hands mic to Andrew)

Andrew Monica - Thank you very much, Kevin, Paul for all your support and help the time we've been together. But if I was just to thank you two, that would be very rude of me. A lot of credit is deserved for a man, who went above and beyond what was asked of him. And for that, I'd like to thank him. So Mikey Henderson, why don't you come down here and let me thank you, properly.

(Mikey Henderson enters the ring with a mic)

Andrew Monica - Henderson, I thank you, and so does my Main Event Championship. If it wasn't for you, there would have been the slightest chance that Reil could have beaten me. But thats in the past. Today is the rest of your life, Henderson. You held up your end of the bargin, so I'll hold up mine. Welcome to GenX, Mikey!

(Andrew Monica extends his hand, but Mikey Henderson just looks at it)

Mikey Henderson - I didn't do anything to help you, Monica. I was going to, but I didn't. The deal sounded great. Join the most powerful faction in the entire MEW! I thought it would be the best thing to happen to my career. But when I got into that ring and saw Reil reaching for that belt, I knew that joining GenX wasn't for me. You know why? Because the most important thing to my career would be getting that belt, and that would never happen as a member of GenX, because GenX is not a team, it's Andrew Monica, backed up these two. So what I'm trying to say here, Monica is that you can take your offer of joining your little group and shove it!

(GenX is shocked)

Andrew Monica - What? Your turning us down?

Mikey Henderson - That's right.

(Mikey Henderson suddenly attacks GenX. He is able to get several shots in before he is overpowered. GenX beat him down for a bit before leaving)

(75)

Segment 2 - Match - Austin Lee vs. Jerrelle Clark...The Finish: Lee whips Clark against the ropes and goes for a hip toss, but Clark flips out of the hip toss and hits a DDT on Lee! Clark climbs the turnbuckle and connects with the 630 Somersault! Clark pins Lee for the win. (66, 44, 88)

Segment 3 - Interview

(Amanda Shae and Cade Sydal are in the designated interview area)

Amanda Shae - Last Sunday, Cade Sydal totally showed that Jason Cross who the better wrestler is.

(Cade Sydal takes the mic from Amanda Shae)

Cade Sydal - That's right. But I'm not going to stop with Cross. Totally, not. That's why I, Cade Sydal the MEW Lightweight Champion, am putting forth an open challenge to any dude in the back, hell any dude within the sound of my voice! Show up next week and I'll be there to prove how good I really am.

(64)

Segment 4 - Match - Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence) vs. M-Dogg 20...The Finish: Storm hits a vicious kick on M-Dogg 20 and he's down. Storm climbs the turnbuckle and flies with a moonsault, but M-Dogg 20 rolls out! M-Dogg 20 climbs the ropes himself and connects with the Leap Of Faith! M-Dogg 20 pins Storm for the win. (75, 71, 80)

Segment 5 - Match - Billy Reil vs. Joel maximo...The Finish: Reil dropkicks Joel and he's down. Reil climbs the ropes, but Joel is able to get up and pull out one of Reil's legs, causing Reil to go nut first onto the top turnbuckle. Joel climbs the tunbuckle and hits Reil with a right hand. Reil awakes with a right of his own. They exchange rights, until Reil gets the advantage. He slams Joel's head onto the turnbuckle and Reil then flips over Joel with a Sunset Bomb! Reil pins Joel for the win! (80, 74, 86)

MEW Overdrive recieved a 1.12, with 485 fans in attendance.

The new one is quite irratating. The only reason is because it tries to take the cutting edge off of the original one, but it can't as when the first one was around it was the first show to deal with these issues. Now, many shows deal with these and the new Degrassi isn't that cutting edge.

Also, these kids can't act any better or worse then the original cast, it's just that the writting was so much better for the first one, so the original characters were able to develop a lot better.

If I'm not wrong the damn annoying 50-cent song (The 'Find you in the club, bottle of bub" one) takes the main beat from a missy elliot song.

Saturday September 24, 2005

Segment 1 - Interview

(Cade Sydal and Amanda Shae are backstage in the designated interview area)

Cade Sydal - We're not here to talk about Jason Cross, even though we do have a match tomorrow at Fall Brawl for my MEW Lightweight Championship. But no. Tonight I want to talk about Joey Matthews. Matthews, it is because of you I have to face Cross tomorrow, even though I set it up so he wasn't. So tonight Matthews, I got ourselves a match. Tonight, I will embarrass you, so hopefully, next time you want to get involved in my affairs, then you'll think again, dude.

(62)

Segment 2 - Match - Jerrelle Clark vs. Nate Hatred...The Finish: Hatred whips Clark into a turnbuckle, but Clark is able to climb the turnbuckle and fly with a hurricarana attempt, but Hatred catches Clark and hits him with a huge powerbomb! Hatred picks up Clark and hits him with the Fire Thunder Bomb! Hatred pins Clark for the win. (66, 52, 81)

Segment 3 - Angle

(A video plays, hyping the ladder match between Andrew Monica and Billy Reil tomorrow, at Fall Brawl)

(80)

Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - Beckett and Wylde vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Finish: Lyguila has Beckett in a bad way. He picks Beckett up, but he hits a jaw breaker out of nowhere! Beckett gets a tag to Wylde and Wylde cleans house with several clotheslines. Horiguchi pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Beckett charges, but Horiguchi creates a low bridge and Beckett goes to the outside. Wylde then dropkicks Lyguila. Lyguila rolls to the outside as Wylde yells at him. Horiguchi stalks Wylde and when he turned around he walked right into the Beach Break! Horiguchi pins Wylde for the win. (76, 67, 86)

Segment 5 - Match - Chris Hero vs. Paul Burchill...The Finish: Burchill hits huge lariat on Hero. Burchill picks Hero up and sets him up for a back body drop. He lifts him, but Hero reverses it into an Asai DDT! Hero stalks Burchill and hits the Hero's Welcome! He pins Burchill for the win. He starts to celebrate but Kevin Fertig rushes the ring and chases Hero off. (73, 63, 84)

Segment 6 - Match - Cade Sydal (w/ Amanda Shae) vs. Joey Matthews...The Finish: Sydal whips Matthews into the a turnbuckle. He follows up with a splash, but Matthews pulls the ref into the corner and gets him self out of the way! The ref goes down. Matthews goes for a superkick on Sydal, but he grabs Matthew's leg. Sydal spins Matthews around, straight into the Hang Over! Suddenly Jason Cross appears out of nowhere, with a steel chair! He pegs Sydal in the skull and pulls Matthews on top of Sydal before leaving. The groggy ref makes a slow three count. Matthews is able to gte to his feet, after a few seconds. He starts laughing at Sydal when Teddy Hart hits the ring! Hart and Matthews fight until the camera fades out. (80, 63, 98)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 2.01, with 461 fans in attendance.

Wednesday September 21, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(Andrew Monica comes out to the ring)

Andrew Monica - Billy Reil. As you know, a couple weeks ago, you torched my limo. Normally, I would just kick your ass and get over it, but I decided not to this time. The cops have made their way to the arena to arrest you. I suggest you get out of here before-

(Billy Reil suddenly hits the ring andassults Andrew. The cops follow quickly and they drag Reil out of the arena, to the laughs of Andrew)

(75)

Segment 2 - Tag Team Match - Excess 69/Jerrelle Clark vs. Los Barrio Boys (Alan/Billy Boy)...The Finish: Billy Boy and Clark runs towards each other and hit a clothesline on each other! They're both down. They both crawl to their corners and make the tag at the same time! Excess charges Alan, but Alan ducks behind and rolls up Excess 69! Alan pins Excess for the win. (69, 47, 91)

Segment 3 - Match - Chance Beckett vs. Chicano...The Finish: Chicano lays right hands on Beckett. Chicano goes for a kick to the gut, but Beckett grabs his leg! Chicano hits Beckett with an enziguri to get out of the spot! Chicano climbs the turnbuckle and connects with the Swanton Bomb! Chicano pins Beckett for the win. (79, 69, 90)

Segment 4 - Match - Teddy Hart (w/ Ms. Vanessa) vs. Todd Gordon (w/ Jason Cross)...The Middle: Gordon whips Hart against the ropes and Cross grabs Hart's leg! The ref rushes over and tosses Cross from ringside! Cross is pissed but eventually leaves....The Finish: Hart hits a neckbreaker on Gordon and calls for the finish! Hart goes top rope and hits the Hart Attack! Hart's about to pin him, when Joey Matthews appears at the top of the stage. He makes a couple of rude gestures, and Teddy Hart runs after Matthews! Matthews bolts and Gorodn is left down in the ring. The ref counts to ten and Gordon is the winner! Cross comes back out and they celebrate. (55, 57, 53)

Segment 5 - Match - Andrew Monica vs. Kevin Martel...The Finish: Andrew Monica knocks Martel down with a dropkick. He sets Martel up with a superkick and lets loose, but Martel grabs his leg! He spins Andrew around and goes for a DDT, but Andrew reverse it into a Northern Lights Suplex! Andrew pins Martel for the win! Andrew exits the ring and grabs a chair. He goes back in and smashes Martel across the head three times! Andrew then makes a belt motion around his waist to the camera, before leaving. (88, 83, 93)

MEW Overdrive recieved a 0.99, with 466 fans in attendance.

Faith by George Michaels

Wednesday September 14, 2005

Segment 1 - Interview

(Joey Matthews is seen in the designated interview area)

Joey Matthews - I wasn't too thrilled with your little threats last week, Hart. They really hurt me. But enough of me, and enough of you. Let's talk about a third party for a moment. Ms. Vanessa. You see, the past couple of weeks I've made some advances towards her, and you weren't too happy. And I'd like to let you in on a little secret. I figured since you are a "huge" superstar, if I was able to beat you, I may just get a shot at the Main Event Championship. And the best way to beat some is to play mind games with them. That's what I've been doing Hart. I have no interest in your little slutty girlfriend. I have one goal, and you are in my way. That's why I want you at Fall Brawl, Hart. There's no stopping me from getting my belt.

(74)

Segment 2 - Match - Jerrelle Clark vs. Mikey Henderson...The Finish: Jerrelle whips Henderson into a turnbuckle and follows him. Henderson is able to climb the turnbuckle and hit a moonsualt on the running Jerrelle! Henderson stalks Jerrelle and when he gets up Henderson hits the Push Front Foward Front Suplex! Henderson pins Jerrelle for the win. (65, 46, 100)

Segment 3 - Match For The MEW Lightweight Championship - Cade Sydal (w/ Amanda Shae) vs. Jason Cross ©(w/ Todd Gordon)...The Finish: The ref and Sydal go down with an arrent dropkick from Cross. Gordon grabs a chair and throws it to Cross. Cross stalks Sydal and swings for his head when he gets up, bu Sydal ducks! Cross turns around and Sydal superkicks the chair into Cross's face! Cross goes down! Amanda pulls the chair from the ring as the ref is getting up. Sydal sets Cross up and hits the Hang Over! Sydal pins Cross and is our new MEW Lightweight Champion! Sydal and Amanda celebrate for a while before leaving. (63, 51, 91)

Segment 4 - Angle

(Andrew Monica is backstage. He is talking to someone, however, he is on the other side of a wall and cannot be seen)

Andrew Monica - OK, so do we need to go over the plan once more, or do you have it?

Voice - I know exactly what I need to do at Fall Brawl.

Andrew Monica - Excellent. You do your part and I'll do mine.

Voice - You'll let me into GenX.

Andrew Monica - With open arms. (extends his hand, and a hand comes out from behind the wall and shakes it. A door is heard to be opened, then closed. Andrew is left, smiling)

(85)

Segment 5 - Tag Team Match - Youthanazia (Josh Prohibition/M-Dogg 20) vs. GenX III (Kevin Fertig/Paul Burchill)...The Finish: Burchill and Josh are the legal men. They are exchanging right hands until Josh gets the upperhand and DDTs him. M-Dogg 20 climbs the turnbuckle and calls for the Leap Of Faith! Fertig hits the ring, forarms Josh and climbs the turnbuckle and begins to brawl with M-Dogg 20 on the top rope. Josh gets up and shoves Fertig to the outside, but Fertig grabs M-Dogg 20 and both men go crashing through the announcers table! Josh stares in disbelief. Burchill then rolls Josh up and GenX III picks up the victory! (75, 70, 99)

MEW Overdrive recieved a 1.16, with 478 fans in attendance.

Saturday September 10, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(Jason Cross and Todd Gordon are backstage talking when Cade Sydal and Amanda Shae enter the room)

Todd Gordon - (stands up) Just what in the hell do you think your doing in our dressing room?

Jason Cross - (stands up) Don't worry about them Todd. Let me take care of them. So Sydal, did you want to come here and brag about your little win last week, with the help of your little bimbo friend here?

(Sydal throws himself at Cross, who is able to sidestep and use Sydal's momentum to throw him against a wall. Todd Gordon and Amanda Shae back off and let them fight)

Jason Cross - Listen up, Sydal. I am the MEW Lightweight Champion! You are nothing more then a curtain jerker. That's all you'll ever be. Don't ever forget that!

(Suddenly Sydal is able pull himself off the wall and throw Cross into the door, whichs breaks off the hinges. Sydal rolls Cross onto his back and grabs him by the throat)

Cade Sydal - Well, Cross this curtain jerker just came from management to tell you that I have a match next week against you for the MEW Lightweight Title! And next week, I will beat you, because I am the better wrestler. Now you don't forget that!

(Sydal slaps Cross before leaving with Shae. Gordon rushes over to help Cross, but Cross shrugs him off as he stares at Sydal walking away. Cross looks pissed)

(50)

Segment 2 - Tag Team Match - Los Barrio Boys (Alan/Billy Boy) vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Finish: Alan back body drops Horiguchi! Alan starts to pick him up when Lyguila tries to enter the ring. The ref rushes over to stop him and Horiguchi hits a low blow on Alan! Billy Boy rushes in, but Horiguchi sidesteps and Lyguila creates a low bride with the top rope and Billy Boy flips to the outside! Horiguchi sets up Alan and hits a moonsualt! He pins Alan for the win. (68, 57, 96)

Segment 3 - Angle

(GenX is in the ring)

Andrew Monica - Reil, I gave you a chance to give me the belt and walk away, unhurt. But no, you just had to have the last word, didn't you? Well I'll have the last word at Fall Brawl, when I walk out of the building the Main Event Champion!

(The Big Screen turns on, and a shot of a liscence plate that reads "GenX" is seen. The camera pulls back and angles itself so that Billy Reil is standing by the side of the limo with the licence plate)

Billy Reil - The last word. I don't know why you're making threats to me about what you're going to do in a couple of weeks, Monica. You really should be worried about what is going to happen right now. Like to your limo here. (Reil pulls a zipo from his pocket and lights it. Reil stares into the flame) Fire is a wonderful thing, isn't it Monica? (Reil tosses the zipo behind him towards the limo as he walks away. The limo catches fire quickly. GenX is in the ring furious. They run up the ramp into the backstage area)

(80)

Segment 4 - Interview

(Teddy Hart and Ms. Vanessa are backstage in the designated interview area)

Teddy Hart - Joey Matthews, I'm only going to say this once, so listen closely. I want you to stay away from Ms. Vanessa. She never liked you, she doesn't like you and she will never like you! If you come with a hundred feet of her, I'll break every bone in your body.

(Ms. Vanessa takes the mic from Hart)

Ms. Vanessa - I also don't want anymore messages at my house, notes or flowers in my locker room. You disgust me Matthews. I have a real man here, I don't need you.

(Hart and Ms. Vanessa kiss as the camera fades)

(76)

Segment 5 - Match - Chicano vs. Halo...The Finish: Halo hits a spinning wheel kick on Chicano! Halo climbs the turnbuckle and flies with the Halocination, but Chicano rolls from underneath it! Chicano climbs the turnbuckle himself and hits the Swanton Bomb! Chicano pins Halo for the win. (71, 68, 91)

Segment 6 - Match - Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence) vs. Kevin Martel...The Finish: Storm whips Martel into the turnbuckle. Storm follows up with a clothesline. Storm goes for a second one, but Martel is able to hoise himslef up, catch his legs under Storm's arms and rolls him up! The ref counts to three and we have a winner! Wesley Lawrence is pissed as he yells at the ref and at Martel. (77, 73, 100)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.97, with 472 fans in attendance.

If this doesn't have an apperence by Beef Wellington, your ass is grass, Boulder

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Wednesday September 7, 2005

Segment 1 - Match - Cade Sydal vs. Captain Nathans...The Finish: Nathans hits Sydal with a low blow when the ref wasn't watching! Sydal is down and Nathans is calling for the Pirate Plunge, when a young female starts walking down the ramp towards the ring. Nathans focuses on the female and starts trying to pick her, with his pirate slang. The lady starts flirting with Nathans long enough for Sydal to regain himself and spin Nathans around and hit the Hang Over! Sydal picks up the win. Nathans rolls to the outside and the female enters the ring. She and Sydal look each other down for a couple of seconds before she extends her hand towards Sydal. Sydal shakes it, and she raises Sydal's hand in victory! They both the leave the ring together. (60, 38, 83)

Segment 2 - Match - False Prophet (w/ Black Dragon) vs. Hade Vansen...The Finish: Prophet whips Vansen against the ropes, but Vansen reverses it and dropkicks Prophet on him way back! Vansen climbs the turnbuckle and calls for the Top Rope Hurricarana, but Dragon jumps onto the apron and shoves Vansen off! The ref DQ's Prophet, while Prophet and Dragon beat down Vansen. (64, 37, 91)

Segment 3 - Angle

(Billy Reil walks to the ring with a mic and the Main Event Championship belt)

Billy Reil - I've thought a lot about about what you were saying last week Andrew. I'd like you to come down here now so you can get what you rightfully deserve.

(Andrew Monica, Kevin Fertig and Paul Burchill come down to the ring with a mic)

Andrew Monica - I knew you'd make the right decision Reil. I'm mean, your a smart guy and I know you don't want to put up with anymore pain or suffering then you need to. So if you'll give my that belt, I'll be on my way. I've planned a little party with some of friends. I'd invite you, but, well, you know. Just forget I said anything. Here, give it to me.

(Andrew reaches for the belt. Reilextends the belt, but suddenly smashes it into Andrew's face. Reil dives from the ring and escapes through the crowd. Fertig and Burchill give up chase and check on Andrew)

(70)

Segment 4 - Match - Chicano vs. Teddy Hart (w/ Ms. Vanessa)...The Finish: Chicano goes for a neckbreaker on Hart, but Hart is able to reverse it into a DDT! Hart calls for the finish and climbs the turnbuckle! Hart flies and lands the Hart Attack! Hart pins Chicano for the win. After the match Ms. Vanessa enters the ring to celebrate with Hart. Joey Matthews then appears at the top of the ramp. He just stares at the ring and applaudes, slowly. Hart yells at Matthews until he eventually leaves. (75, 65, 86)

Segment 5 - Tag Team Match - Youthanazia vs. The SAT...The Finish: All four men are in the ring. Youthanazia hits dropkicks in stereo and The SAT fall to the outside. The get up as Youthanazia climb two turnbuckles. Youthanazia leaps and take out both men! The ref starts counting, but no team are able to get back into the ring! The ref calls for the bell in a no-contest. The SAT regain themselves and assult Youthanzia from behind! They get the upperhand and leave Youthanazia sprawled on the ground. (85, 73, 97)

MEW Overdrive recieved a 1.05, with 478 fans in attendance.

Saturday September 3, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(Andrew Monica enters the ring with a mic)

Andrew Monica - Ms. Vanessa, if you would so kind as to grace me with your presence.

(Ms. Vanessa enters the ring)

Ms. Vanessa - What do you want? I don't have time for you.

Andrew Monica - Don't worry. This will only take a second. I just wanted you to come out here, and tell all the fans here tonight, who the number one contender is for the Main Event Championship.

Ms. Vanessa - (quietly, not all into the mic) You are.

Andrew Monica - (irratated) Who? Speak up. Let everyone here know who it is.

Ms. Vanessa - (loudly) You are!

Andrew Monica - That's right, I am! And comeing up at the end of this month, Reil me and you are going to get our rematch. At Fall Brawl, I will win back my belt, not only because I am obviously a better wrestler then you, the fact of the matter is, no one likes you. I don't like you, the fans don't like you, even Ms. Vanessa doesn't like you.

Ms. Vanessa - What's wrong with you. Reil is my-

Andrew Monica - Shut up! The fact is, the easy thing for you is to just give me that belt, and save yourself a lot of pain and suffering. A lot. I await your answer this Wednesday Reil, and I expect it to be the correct one.

(84)

Segment 2 - Match - Mikey Henderson vs. Sonjay Dutt...The Finish: Henderson has backed Dutt into a turnbuckle. He is firing off punchs onto Dutt. Suddenly Dutt is able to reverse on of these punchs! Dutt starts to fire off his own punches and backs Henderson into the middle of the ring. Henderson is reeling. Dutt winds up for a huge punch and lets it fly, but Henderson ducks and catches Dutt in The Miracle Maker on his way back around! Henderson pins Dutt for the win. (78, 56, 100)

Segment 3 - Angle

(Ms. Vanessa walks into her office. On her desk is a dozen roses. She walks over with a smile and looks at the card. Her smile disapears quickly and she looks up. Joey Matthews is standing in the doorway)

Joey Matthews - I see you got my flowers. (He walks over to her a picks up a rose) They are beautiful, are they not? (doesn't let her answer) Yes, I thought you would like them.

Ms. Vanessa - Now hold on a-

Joey Matthews - (puts his finger on her lips) Hush now. There's no need for words. I know exactly how feel about me.

Voice - (off camera, not sure who it is) What? She thinks your a creepy skumbag?

(Joey Matthews spins around and the camera reveals that the voice came from Teddy Hart)

Teddy Hart - Now get out of here, before I have to remove you.

(Joey looks pissed, but leaves anyways. Teddy walks over to Ms. Vanessa, who has picked up the flowers. They look at them before Ms. Vanessa tosses them into the trash can. They both walk out of the office)

(74)

Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - Beckett and Wylde vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Finish: Wylde picks up Lyguila and goes for a suplex. Lyguila is up, when Horigcuhi runs over and clips Wylde's leg! Horigcui dives from the ring, followed by Beckett. Lyguila in the meantime, landed on Wylde and the ref counted the pinfall. (74, 63, 86)

Segment 5 - Match - B-Boy vs. Halo...The Finish: B-Boy is down! Halo goes top rope and flies with the Halocination, but B-Boy rolls from underneath! Halo hit the mat hard. Halo slowly gets up, right into the Cross Special Brainbuster! B-Boy pins Halo for the win. (79, 66, 92)

Segment 6 - Match - Andrew Monica (w/ Paul Burchill/Kevin Fertig) vs. Chris Hero...The Finish: Chris Hero hits the Hero's Welcome on Andrew out of nowhere! He goes to pin Andrew but Fertig jumps onto the apron and distracts the ref while Burchill enters the ring and hits the The C4 on Hero! He pulls Andrew on top of Hero and exits the ring. Fertig leaves the apron and Andrew steals a victory from Hero. (80, 75, 86)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.97, with 451 fans in attendance.

So you're responsible for Kool and Krazy? [stabs throat with pencil]

We're Kanada? Sounds like someone out of a sci-fi movie.

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I would have a great joke about Canada right now, but I don't want to get flamed by the Canadians here. So I'll refrain.

I defintely recommend it.

Plus, of course, saying Culkin in drag is worth the price of admission.

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Wednesday August 31, 2005 -

Message From MEW Management: Wow. This first year has gone by like a flash. The good times, the bad times, the highs and lows. Throughtout it all you, the loyal fans of MEW, have stuck by us. MEW has reached a new high by reaching a cult level with 38% PI. So once again, thanks to everyone who have supported us over the past year. We hope to be around for many more of these.

Thursday September 1, 2005 - MEW is pleased to announce that MEW Overdrive is back on the air, every Wednesday night on the graveyard slot on Spike TV!

Sunday August 28, 2005

First Anniversary Show

Segment 1 - Match - Captain Nathans vs. Sonjay Dutt...The Finish: Dutt whips Nathans against the ropes. Nathans comes back and is able to get behind Dutt and roll him up with a handful of tights! Nathans just stole a win away from Dutt! (58, 52, 79)

Segment 2 - Match - Hade Vansen vs. Mikey Henderson...The Finish: Vansen dropkicks Henderson. Vansen picks him up, but Henderson slaps Vansen's hands away and hits the Miracle Maker out of nowhere! Henderson picks up the win. (56, 45, 82)

Segment 3 - Match - Chris Hero vs. B-Boy...The Finish: B-Boy calls for the finish. He sets Hero up for the Cross Special Brainbuster and goes for it...but Hero is able to flip out of it! B-Boy turns around straight into the Hero's Welcome! (66, 66, 82)

Segment 4 - Match For The MEW Lightweight Championship - Excess 69 vs. Jason Cross ©(w/ Todd Gordon)...The Finish: Excess knocks Cross to the mat! Excess climbs the turnbuckle and flies and hits the Double Pheonix Splash! He goes for the pin, but Todd Gordon puts Cross's foot onto the ropes! The ref stops the count. Excess doesn't like this and starts to chase Gordon. Gordon leads Excess from the ring and Excess gets counted out before he can make it back in time! They screwed Excess! (62, 56, 82)

Segment 5 - Match - Joey Matthews vs. Kevin Martel...The Finish: Martel is reeling. Matthews lets loose with three huge knife edge chops. Martel staggers into the middle of the ring. Matthews sets up a superkick and lets it go...but Martel catches his leg and twists him into the Boston Crab! Matthews quickly taps and Martel has picked up a win. (79, 79, 98)

Segment 6 - Eight Man Elimination Tag Team Match, Winner Gets Ms. Vanessa - Andrew Monica/Paul Burchill/Kevin Fertig/Teddy Hart vs. Nate Hatred/False Prophet/Hi69/Black Dragon (w/ The Voice)...First Elimination: False Prophet is sent into Burchill's corner by Burchill. Andrew, Fertig and Hart lay punches on Prohpet. He staggers out of the corner straight into a huge powerbomb! Burchill pins Prophet and he's eliminated!...Second Elimination: Burchill gets to his feet after pinning Prophet. He turns around and Hatred is there and hits Burchill with the Fire Thunder Bomb! He quickly pins Burchill and he's eliminated....Third Elimination: Andrew and Dragon are in the ring. Dragon hits a dropkick on Andrew, but he doesn't go down. Dragon hits the ropes and runs in with a spinning wheel kick, but Andrew catches him and reverses it into a powerbomb! Andrew pins Dragon!...Forth Elimination: Fertig is in the ring. He clotheslines Hatred. Hatred is crawling to his corner and Fertig lets him tag out to Hi69. Hi69 rushes in, straight into a huge lariat from Fertig! He pins Hi69!...Fifth Elimination: Fertig takes the cover off of one of the turnbuckles. Fertig goes to whip Hatred into the turnbuckle, but Hatred reverses it and Fertig goes head first! Hatred rolls him up and Fertig is gone!...Sixth Elimination: Hart is in control of Hatred! Hart is calling for the finish! He starts to climb the turnbuckle, but Andrew hits a blind tag on him. He gets into the ring and starts to stalk Hatred. Hart is still on the tope rope and he is pissed at Andrew. Hart flies and dropkicks Andrew from behind! Andrew falls fowards and hits the exposed turnbuckle and he goes down. Hatred crawls over and pins Andrew!...Final Elimination: Hatred picks Hart up for a powerbomb, but Hart is able to use the momentum to keep going! Hart lands on Hatreds shoulders and he quickly hooks Hatreds legs and Hart has pinned Hatred! Hart celebrates in the ring as Ms. Vanessa is let out of her cage by a ref. (65, 68, 79)

Segment 7 - Angle

(Ms. Vanessa runs into the ring and hugs Hart. They talk for a couple of seconds before Hart kisses her. She looks shocked, but then kisses him back. They leave the ring, holding hands)

(67)

Segment 8 - Non-Title Match - Billy Reil © vs. Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence)...The Finish: Reil locks in a headlock. Storm powers out of it and shoves Reil against the ropes. Reil comes back and walks right into the The Rewind, but Reil is able to twist free and hit the South Philly Driver! Reil pins Storm for the win. (69, 70, 85)

MEW First Anniversary Show recieved a 0.23, with 4020 fans in attendance.

Saturday August 27, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(Andrew Monica is backstage, drinking a cup of orange juice when Teddy Hart runs up)

Teddy Hart -(frantic) What the hell happened last week? Where is she?

Andrew Monica - (mocking his franticness) I don't know! Maybe we should hire a dective or something!

Teddy Hart - This is bloody important! I need you and GenX to help me look!

Andrew Monica - (Andrew rolls his eyes and pulls a piece of paper from his pocket and gives it to Teddy Hart) I found this in my locker room today.

Teddy Hart - (reading out loud) An announcment concerning the sfaety of Ms. Vanessa will be made tonight by The Voice.

Andrew Monica - We just wait till the announcment, figure out where they are, then beat the hell out of them.

Teddy Hart - Fine.

(72)

Segment 2 - Match - Austin Lee vs. Aero...The Finish: Lee goes for a hurricarana on Aero, but Aero is able to flip and land on his feet! Lee turns around right into the Sunset Bomb! Aero pins Lee for the win. (67, 50, 85)

Segment 3 - Angle

(The Following is backstage with Ms. Vanessa tied up in the background. The Voice is not there, though)

Nate Hatred - Hart, GenX if you want to save the soul of Ms. Vanessa, listen carefully. Tomorrow at the First Anniversary Show there is going to be an eight man elimination tag match. The Following vs. GenX and Teddy Hart. If you win, we'll give you back your precious Ms. Vanessa. If we win...she is ours!

(Suddenly the lights go out and a scuffle is heard. When the lights go on, GenX and Teddy hart are there, but no Following)

(69)

Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - Excess 69 and Halo vs. Lyguila and Horiguchi...The Finish: Excess 69 is against the ropes. Lyguila charges him, but Excess 69 creates a low bridge with the top rope and Lyguila falls to the mat below. Halo and Excess then hit dropkicks in stereo on Horiguchi! Halo climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Halocination! Excess 69 climbs another turnbuckle and hits the Double Pheonix Splash! Excess pins Horiguchi for the win. After Lyguila and Horiguchi leave, Halo and Excess 69 are celebrating. Suddenly Jason Cross and Todd Gorodn hit the ring and begin to attack Excess 69. Halo doesn't like this and defends his partner. Soon Excess and Halo have Cross and Gordon on the run. (73, 59, 87)

Segment 5 - Angle

(The Voice is seen backstage, in a dark locker room, alone. Suddenly GenX and Teddy Hart burst in. They pin The Voice against the wall)

Teddy Hart - Where is she? Where is she?

The Voice - (calm) I don't know what your talking about. You'll find out tomorrow, however.

(Teddy Hart lets go, but then hits The Voice with a huge right hand, sending him to the ground. All four men start to stomp him. They quickly leave, though)

(64)

Segment 6 - Match - Joey Matthews vs. Josh Prohibition...The Finish: Joey Matthews DDTs Prohibition. He's calling for the finish, when Kevin Martel's music hits! Matthews spins around to face the ramp and wait for Martel. But there is no Martel! Matthews turns back around right into the T-Bone Prohibition Plex! Josh pins Matthews for the win. (84, 78, 90)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.93, with 439 fans in attendance.

Saturday August 13, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(The Following is seen in the boiler room. There are candles on the ground, in the shape of a pentagram. The Following is on the outside, with Black Dragon in the centre)

Nate Hatred - You have sacrificed your body, mind and soul for The Following. For your sacrifice, you shall reap the benifts when the spoils have been collected. (Hatred picks up a book, finds a page and reads some ancient text from it. The candles flare, then go out completley)

(54)

Segment 2 - Angle

(Captain Nathans boat is seen rolling backstage. Sonjay Dutt walks past, and is confused at the sight he sees)

Captain Nathans - Ahoy, land lubber!

Sonjay Dutt - (mocking) Ahoy, and avast! Shiver me timbers, are ye out looking for ye booty there Captain?

Captain Nathans - (looking annoyed) Ye be best not mocking me, boy. I'll make ye walk the plank on me pirate ship.

Sonjay Dutt - (bursts out laughing) Your "ship"? Hahaha.

(Suddenly Captain Nathans leaps from his ship onto Sonjay Dutt and starts firing right hands down onto Dutt. Soon Nathans gets up and leaves on his boat, with Sonjay Dutt on the ground, hurt)

(62)

Segment 3 - Match - Halo vs. Lyguila (w/ Genki Horiguchi)...The Finish: Halo goes to whip Lyguila against the ropes, but Lyguila reverses and sends Halo instead. Horiguchi, on the outside, grabs at Halo's foot. Halo turns around and yells threats at Horiguchi. Lyguila runs up from behind and scores with a school boy, with a handful of tights! Lyguila cheated his way to a win. (78, 56, 100)

Segment 4 - Match - Mikey Henderson vs. Sonjay Dutt...The Finish: Dutt id down on the mat. Henderson goes to the top rope for a moonsault. He flies, but Dutt gets out of the way! Dutt climbs the turnbuckle himself and scores with the Bombay Splash! As Dutt is celebrating, Captain Nathans hits the ring and Dutt and Nathans brawl for a while until Dutt gets the upper hand and sends Nathans running for cover. (73, 48, 98)

Segment 5 - Non-Titles Match - Billy Reil vs. Jason Cross (w/ Todd Gordon)...The Finish: Cross is down and looks like hes out. Suddenly Gordon dives into the ring and charges Reil! Reil dishes out a right hand and Gordon rolls from the ring hurt. Cross rolls Reil up from behind, but Reil is able to use the momentum to get Cross on his back! Reil picks up a win over Cross. (80, 69, 92)

Segment 6 - Match - Andrew Monica (w/ GenX) vs. Nate Hatred (w/ The Following)...The Finish: Hatred has Andrew backed into a turnbuckle. Hatred is dishing out some major punishment. The ref tries to pull Hatred off, but Hatred shoves the ref. hatred turns back to Andrew, who is able to switch their postitions, sending Hatred into the turnbuckle. Andrew starts hitting some hard right hands, and the ref tries pulling Andrew off Hatred. Andrew then shoves the ref, and the ref has had enough! He calls for the bell with the double DQ! That signals for all the men on the outside to enter the ring and start a wild brawl. No team has the upper hand, when some unfamilier music starts to play. Everyone in the ring stops fighting and looks towards the entrance ramp. Suddenly Teddy Hart appears at the top with a chair. He stands there for a couple of seconds, before charging the ring. Everyone begins fighting again. Upon Hart's entry in the ring he begins to smash everyone in sight, The Following and GenX alike! Soon Hart is the last man standing! Hart plays to the crowd before leaving the carnage behind. (71, 56, 87)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.93, with 433 fans in attendance.

Well then...

Wait for The Janitor to pop up once in a blue moon and squash JD's push.

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Saturday August 6, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(Ms. Vanessa is in the parking lot pacing back and forth. She is talking to herself)

Ms. Vanessa - Damn, damn, damn. Beckett is out and he's not here yet. He's late...(her cell phone rings. She answers)Hello?...Why aren't you here yet?!? You're late!...What?...Can't make it because your flight was canncelled?...No, no, no...Make sure you're here next week, or else I'm dead...yeah. (She hangs up. She kicks a car in anger and re-enters the arena. A stagehand runs up to her)

Stagehand - Ms. Vanessa!, Ms. Vanessa! Come quick!

Ms. Vanessa - What is it?

Stagehand - Just follow me! Quick!

(They run down a hallway and the cameraman follows. The enter a locker room and Derek Wylde and Mr. X are seen lying on the floor, covered with blood. "The Following" is scrawled on the wall in blood)

Ms. Vanessa - Go get the paramedics, now!

(The stagehand leaves. Ms. Vanessa exits and falls against the wall on the outside of the locker room)

(80)

Segment 2 - Match - Excess 69 vs. Kevin Fertig (w/ Paul Burchill)...The Finish: Excess whips Fertig into a turnbuckle. Excess follows up with a splash, but Fertig doesn't go down. Excess goes for another one, but Fertig catches Excess and hits him with a huge spinebuster! Fertig stalks Excess and hits him with the Sinner Shot! Fertig picks up the victory. (66, 54, 78)

Segment 3 - Angle

(Ms. Vanessa is seen in her office, talking to someone who is off camera)

Ms. Vanessa - So what I'm trying to say is, I need your help. I can't beat The Following. They've already sent five wrestlers to the hospital, as well as doing God-knows-what to another. Please. I need your help.

(The camera changes its angle and reveals Andrew Monica sitting on the other side of the desk. He has a huge smile on his face)

Andrew Monica - Well, well, well. Look who now needs my help. Wasn't it two weeks ago that you just blew me off?

Ms. Vanessa - Look, I know we've had our differences in the past, but-

Andrew Monica - Spare me. Differences in the past doesn't begin to explain it. However, me and GenX will help you. But, it is not to get that warm fuzzy feeling. It's because only you can grant me a title shot against Billy Reil.

Ms. Vanessa - Fine. You beat The Following, and next month, in September you have your title shot.

Andrew Monica - Excellent. We'll get to work right away, your majesty. (Andrew gives a mocking bow and leaves. Ms. Vanessa shakes her head and can't believe what she has just done)

(87)

Segment 4 - Tag Team Match - Billy Reil/Kevin Martel vs. Joey Matthews/B-Boy...The Finish: Martel is out on the outside. He is the legal man. B-Boy is holding Reil as Matthews sets up with a Superkick. He goes for it, but Reil ducks out of the way and B-Boy gets hit with the kick! Matthews looks stunned and Reil hits a South Philly Driver on him! Martel at this point has gotten up and is climbing the turnbuckle! He flies with a Shooting Star Press and hits Matthews! Martel pins Matthews for the win! Martel and Reil celebrate, as Matthews can't believe it. (79, 75, 83)

Segment 5 - Match - Chris Hero vs. Hi69...The Finish: Hi69 goes for a neckbreaker, but Hero reverses it and hits the Hero's Welcome! Hero plays to the crowd. Suddenly Hi69 sits up ALA Undertaker. Hero can't believe it! Hero goes over, but Hi69 gets a huge DDT off! Hi69 climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Trance Rave! Hi69 has picked up the victory. He gets ready to leave when GenX's music hits. (73, 65, 82)

Segment 6 - Angle

(GenX rushes the ring and beat down Hi69 in GenX fashion. This time Hi69 stays down. Andrew Monica gets a mic)

Andrew Monica - Hatred! This is what happens when you are in GenX's crosshairs. No mercy! In the comeing weeks we will show you the true meaning of pain, as we dismantle you, one by one.

(He tosses the mic away and he leaves with fertig and Burchill)

(75)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.93, with 428 fans in attendance.

Saturday July 23, 2005

Segment 1 - Angle

(Hi69 comes out to the ring for his match. Suddenly Nate Hatred's music hits and he walks to the ring, followed by two unknown people in robes. They surround Hi69)

Nate Hatred - Hello, Hi69. The Voice and I've been watching you for a long time. We see potental in you. That is why we have come out here to extend our hand in friendship to you. (Hatred extends his hand, and Hi69 eventually shakes it after figuring out he doesn't want to piss them off). How rude of me. Hi69 I'd like you to meet False Prophet (one the unknown wrestlers removes his hood, he is formerly known as 'Chance Prophet'), and to The Voice (the other unknown person removes his hood. He is a tall, scary fellow with black dreads, a pointed beard and strange markings on his face). Now that the pleasentries are over with, We're going to say what we came to say. We want you to join us, join The Following. (Hatred points the mic to Hi69)

Hi69 - (He doesn't say anything, he just looks at Hatred and shakes his head, meaning no)

Nate Hatred - (he is taken back) Are you refusing us? We want to let you know that that wasn't a question. It was a command from The Voice! (Hatred drops the mic and grabs Hi69's head with one hand, his thumb and his pinkie fingers on each of his temples. Hi69 screams and False Prophet and The Voice grab each of Hi69's arms. The lights flash, then go out. When they turn on everyone in the ring is gone)

(63)

Segment 2 - Match - Mikey Henderson vs. Sonjay Dutt...The Finish: Henderson goes for a headlock on Dutt, but Dutt is able to reverse it into a huge DDT! Dutt gets up and climbs the turnbuckle. He flies and connects with the Bombay Splash! Dutt covers Henderson and wins his debut match. (69, 42, 97)

Segment 3 - Angle

(Andrew Monica bursts into Ms. Vanessa's office. Ms. Vanessa is franticly pacing, obviously worried about something)

Andrew Monica - I just found out that I'm no longer the number 1 contender! I deserve that rematch! I got screwed from winning that belt-

Ms. Vanessa - (loses it) Shut the hell up! I have a missing wrestler, I have Nate Hatred running around like a psychotic freak with some guys who I've never seen before and I damn well don't need you pissing about your problems to me. Now get out of my way! (Ms. Vanessa storms from her office, bumping into Andrew on the way out. Andrew just stands there for a minute, before he snaps and overturns Ms. Vanessa's deak. He then leaves, pissed off)

(74)

Segment 4 - Angle

(Alan and Billy Boy are in the ring waiting for their opponents when The Following appears on the ramp. With them is Hi69, except his wrestling gear looks torn and his eyes are completly black. The Voice whispers something to Hi69 and he hits the ring. He dismantles both Alan and Billy Boy. They are on the mat, but Hi69 is not done. Hatred passes him a chair and Hi69 pegs both Alan and Billy Boy in the skulls. Both are bleeding bad. Hi69 pulls them next to each other on the mat with about two feet between them. Hi69 kneels between them. The Following enters the ring and The Voice kneels, facing Hi69. He then uses Alan's and Billy Boy's blood to scrawl "The Following" on Hi69's chest. The Following then leave the ring and paramedics enter a couple of seconds later and help Alan and Billy Boy out)

(54)

Segment 5 - Match - Kevin Martel vs. B-Boy...The Finish: Martel is against the ropes. B-Boy charges, but Martel is able to catch B-Boy in a hot shot which sends B-Boy into the top rope and staggering back and he falls on his back in the middle of the ring. Martel calls for the finish and hits the Standing Star Press! Martel picks up the win. (80, 70, 90)

Segment 6 - Tag Team Match - Joey Matthews/Jonny Storm (w/ Wesley Lawrence) vs. Youthanazia (M-Dogg 20/Josh Prohibition)...The Finish: Josh and Storm are the legal men in the ring. Josh Prohibition hits the Drunken Driver on Storm! Matthews enters the ring and charges Josh from behind, but Josh turns and catches Matthews with a hip toss! Matthews lands on Storm! M-Dogg 20 climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Leap Of Faith on both men! Matthews rolls from the ring as Josh pins Storm. (84, 74, 95)

MEW Unplugged recieved a 1.99, with 427 fans in attendance.

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Just wanted to know if anyone else has seen this and what they tought.

Personally, I'd go with either Without A Paddle or Collateral.

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