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The Kraig

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  1. Best Band of 2004

    Green Day

    Best Album

    Green Day 'American Idiot'

    Best Debut Album

    The Killers 'Hot Fuss'

    Best Single

    Green Day 'American Idiot'

    Breakthrough Artist

    Franz Ferdinand

    Best Video

    GLC 'Guns don't kill people...'

    Best Solo Act

    Kanye West

    Best Live Act of 2004

    CKY

    Best Festival Moment

    The Rasmus getting bottled off at Reading

    Hero Of the Year

    Beastie Boys

    Villain of the Year

    RIAA

    Outstanding Contribution to Music

    Ray Charles

    Who nominated these?

  2. I got all the jokes, and Shaun Of The Dead wasn't as good as it should have been. I watched stuff they took out on the DVD extras and suddenly the whole thing made sense. Why take it out, it was only like 15 extra minutes or so and would have not had me asking 'who the fuck was that woman' or 'that seemed pointless didn't it'...

    Best film of the year...so far. I'll get the extended version on DVD if they release it. Nick Frost is my new role model.

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    A Knight's Tale - 5/10. Funny in bits, but crap overall.

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    Purely Belter - 8.5/10. Great film. It was just so funny, realistic and had a great end.

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    Payback - 5/10. Unrealistic when it was supposed to be. Nice no-nonsense brutality though. That was the highlight.

  4. I was disappointed. I was hoping for all the games, not all the gamesmerged into one big game. Like having an original fighter face a character from a different game. Seems a bit retarded.

    Meh, it's probably only because I got the Sonic Mega Collection in the same day. Sonic > Street Fighter. (¬_¬) *ducks flying fruit*

    EDIT: Yes, Xand.

  5. N.E.R.D./The Neptunes - Lap Dance.

    It definitely is. It's not on the soundtrack, I checked, but trust me here.

    Dirty Dog

    I'm, I'm a dirty dog

    I'm a dirty dog

    I'm, I'm a dirty dog

    Dirty Dog

    I'm a dirty dog

    Dirty Dog

    I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)

    Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)

    Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen)

    And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

    I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' Chrome)

    And I got it from home (I got it from home)

    And it ain't a microphone (Ain't it a mic!)

    And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

    It's so real

    It's How I Feel

    It's this society

    That makes a nigga wanna kill

    I'm just straight ill

    Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets

    While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me

    They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it...

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Well you can get this lap dance here for free

    Now you can get this lap dance here for free

    Well you can get this lap dance here for free

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Now you can get this lap dance here for free

    It's a raw night (It's a raw night)

    Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)

    Well come on alright (Well come on)

    And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

    Baseball bats (Baseball bats)

    I got somethin' for that (I got somethin' for that)

    It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)

    So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

    It's so real

    It's how I feel

    It's this society

    That makes a nigga wanna kill

    I'm just straight ill

    Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets

    While the government is soundin' like strippers to me

    They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Well you can get this lap dance here for free

    Now you can get this lap dance here for free

    Well you can get this lap dance here for free

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Now you can get this lap dance here for free

    When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley

    Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie

    Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me

    Two guns, both arm's feelin' like Fonzie

    You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash

    Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash

    Find me in court smokin' that nice grass

    Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash

    It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm gnarly baby

    Fuck with me? Not hardly baby

    And you know the flow, im Godly baby

    So lets party baby

    Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick

    I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit

    Time for take off, their panties they drop quick

    Now that's first class fuckin, and that' some fly shit

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Well you can get this lap dance here for free

    Well you can get this lap dance here for free

    Well you can get this lap dance here for free

    Oooh baby you want me?

    Now you can get this lap dance here for free

  6. Worst. Smiley. Ever.

    I liked the dog argument best:

    Ash: What do you want?

    Misty: A puppy.

    Ash: What's a puppy?

    Misty: You know, like a young dog.

    Ash: You mean a dog-type pokémon? Yeah me too.

    Misty: No! A dog!

    Ash: What the hell is a dog?

    Misty: You know. A furry mammal. It has a big jaw. It's very playful.

    Ash: You mean a Growlithe?

    Misty: No you idiot! A dog! D-O-G!

    Ash: (laughing) And where might I find this magical "dog"?

    Misty: Shut up, just shut up!

    Ash: Anyway, it's time for me to do something so obviously amazingly stupid! Caterpie go!

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