Mick

PAY ME FOR THE DOOR REPAIR CHARGE.

-100

 'Cause you know Sherman- Sherman has never had reIations. 

 Ice Bear would rather take his chances out there on the ocean than to stay here and die on this shithole island, spending the rest of his life talking...

...TO A GODDAMN VOLLEY BALL!

...They're callin' again. 

'Le Grille'?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

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GOD DAMNIT, DUTCH! What other errands you got us RUNNING FOR THE DA?!

Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen.

Just a heads-up that our research into stopping all the godzilla attacks on U.S. soil has been postponed indefinitely. Turns out it doesn't matter where you hatch a nest full of godzillas, they just make a beeline straight for Tokyo. Shoulda seen those things go. Anyway, crisis averted. Now everybody grab a dust pan and a broom, we gotta get rid of all these egg shells before the Nuclear Regulatory Commission shows up.

Eveything is a source of fun
Nobody's safe, for we care for none
Life is a joke that's just begun

If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs.

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LET HIM GO, STAY ON THE LEADER. 

BUILD AN ARK NOAH. 

A-dored! Come on, let's be honest, Lew. You paid for the women!

Commander, the aliens continue to make progress on the Avatar project. If we're going to slow them down, we need to move fast.

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you

Dad, no one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!