Mick

Doing nothing tonight? Come watch Christmas shit with me and other people!

https://www.twitch.tv/maijinhercule

Don't know what Benji is on about...

Gentlemen, as you know, the Ultimate Warrior ---- FUCK IT!

Get a room. 

Happy Leif Erikson Day! HINGA DINGA DURGEN

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard! Vampire hunters or something. In the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself!

Hello EWB, I'm listening. 

Hey you. You're finally awake. 

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "Blinking and Breathing Manually: You're Doing it Now!" I'm here to tell you about my upcoming hit TV series, "You Now Have The Sudden Urge To Yawn", and be sure to look for me in my upcoming documentary, "Why Can't My Tongue Find a Comfortable Place in My Mouth?"

I hereby claim the first status update of 2021!

I'm a Scotsman playing an Egyptian from Spain teaching a Frenchman who can barely speak English who is playing a Scotsman who will fight a Russian played by an American of European ancestry.

Ice Bear bought these legally. 

Ice Bear demands status updates. 

Ice Bear demands status updates.  

Ice Bear does not care for wild fires. 

Ice Bear doesn't care for fake news. Sad. 

Ice Bear has a conspiracy theory.

Ice Bear has updated his status. 

ICE BEAR IS TIRED OF CLOUDY >:( 

Ice Bear only needs one status  update at a time.

Ice Bear requires booster seat.

Ice Bear settled that out of court.

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh...

It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."