Meacon Keaton

Your brother ok, dude?

New racing game sign-ups in the Cube! You don't need to know anything about NASCAR, and I promise I won't make you watch it!

If you have any interest at all in being a part of EWB All-In, you've got a couple more days to join in. Sign ups in the Dome Resource Room!

"Yo, you suckin' dicks, bra?"

You are not the real Maxx!

Hi Blaze!!!

DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME WHEN I SAY 'HEY!!!'?

Blazer, where the hell are you, dude?

Happy Birthday, buddy. Ten minutes to spare!

How did your name change?

Happy Birthday, Baddar.

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Happy Birthday, The BJ.

Thanks, fella'.

Damn, I missed your birthday. Happy belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday, you Tootie Fruity Vanilla Booty.

Happy Birthday! You're only 20? Why, you're just a baby!

Happy Birthday, Baddar.

Are you aware CHIKARA is going down to Baltimore on September 18th? If not, Hey, CHIKARA is going down to Baltimore on September 18th. Just thought you'd like to know.

It must have just been the show and the people you were there with. I've been to The Mann before and the whole place was hopping. Philly can be a fun place if you know the right places to go. Like for cheesesteaks, you should have gone to Gino's in South Philly. But there's always next time.

And I just saw that you are coming to Philly. Well, I hope you found something to do.

Happy Birthday, Blaze.

Happy Birthday, Blue Man.

Nah, dawg. If you're looking to rave it up, your best bet is the Franklin Institute. Slip some acid and swing on the pendulum.

I've been to The Mann quite a few times. I have enjoyed myself each time. Just be careful at night. Because in Fairmount Park, the ghosts don't do the hauntings. Drug dealers do.

Peachy keen, Drama Queen.