Meacon Keaton

Happy Birthday, Keith.

Burnley!

Ya cow-huggin' Historian!

Happy 29th birthday to Jordan Snow's ginumbus cock!

#mmmbop

My Squeaky Hodges

I'm-a have ya' nekkid by da' end of dis song

Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody do The Dinosaur!

I'm waiting for the man on a bus.

Mustard?! Now let's not be silly.

Word

I choo-choo-choose Game of Thrones over Wrestlemania, too.

You're not even in the chatroom, you hussy!

Happy Birthday, dude.

Happy Birthday. Here's to Liverpool winning the league this upcoming season.

Happy Birthday, again this year, Stoke.

We should have lost! It's the Galaxy's fault for gifting us a goal! Blame Beckham. Let's blame Beckham.

Because the Galaxy goofed up and pretty much gave us a goal. Not our fault! Our offense looked terrible all match!

Thanks, dude.

I'd love to. But I have to go pick up the little me from daycare.

Fancy a chat? Or is it too late for you in Futureville?

Happy Birthday, guy.

Happy Birthday, Stoke.

And I just saw that you are coming to Philly. Well, I hope you found something to do.

I've been to The Mann quite a few times. I have enjoyed myself each time. Just be careful at night. Because in Fairmount Park, the ghosts don't do the hauntings. Drug dealers do.