Kenwyne Ryans

Whenever you see me on, poke me. You can beat me too...

I don't have a problem with most of them. That one in the church which went on for ages hurt my brain.And the one that went on for ages at the end.And the one that...you get the picture. There were too many that were too long. I think Naughty Dog have done right with lots of shorter ones; the pacing works better IMO.

See, games can have a lot of cut scenes and not be annoying. Are you listening, Kojima?

Wherewherewhere! All my 'real' friends don't have FIFA, I need someone to play with online.

Yeah. It happened like 10 minutes ago, man.

Bugger. Seriously, how did I not win? Gerrard hit the crossbar, Julio Cesar should have been off.... ah well. You lose some, and, in my case, you lose some.

'Big' John McCartney to star as a referee.

And you buddy. Next time, I will prevail!

Portugal 2-1 England Shots: 8-5 On Target: 6-2 Possession: 48%-52% Fouls: 2-3 Yellow Cards: 0-1 (Rooney) Scorers: Nani (42) C. Ronaldo (65) Defoe (81) Good match, aside from a retarded ref booking Rooney for a shoulder charge. Green at fault for Nani's goal, couldn't do anything about Ronaldo's effort. Defoe got one back, and was then flagged just offside when streaking clear in the final minute... nuts. I'll be back on track soon. Only some minor lag in the game, didn't have a major effect. MOM: C. Ronaldo

Berry, Berry, Berry. It could have been original, you know.

I'm back online now... Berry, when you're ready for our main event of the evening?

Sorry... I don't think he realised I was his opponent to start with.

Me and Berry had 2 epic matches - a tight 0-1 to him and a high scoring 4-3 to me. We might play the actual match tomorrow, eh?

Done. I've sent adds to all the guys in my group.

I'll be available from 9 tonight, and most of tomorrow from 11 onwards.

As set on the game, I think that's more fair.

Sorry, my rotund brother has stolen my PS3. Maybe later this evening, once he's gone to bed.

Same. Whatever the default settings are if you choose the 'football games are my passion' option off the screen when you first load the game.

Three lions on the shirt... well, quality but no depth. Let's hope you don't start murdering Gerrard/Rooney/Lampard with two footed slaughter-ers.

Fair play. Just making sure you guys had it right.

No, I just put 5 3s in my first post. I think. Yeah.

Hey- user correction- my name is actually P0wnag333333 (6 3s) 1pm GMT? Nah, in college. My lunch break's 1:30 GMT, I could get hold of a computer if need be then. No MSN/IRC, though, the College is safetynet'd.

P0wnag333333 Don't diss.

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