Rafael

I prefer (the backup right back we've needed for four years) (the competent centreback we've needed for ten years) Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon.

So you mean you want Danny Simpson back?

Newcastle's defensive line will be R. Taylor, Coloccini, Dummett at CB and Anita on the left. Which in my opinion is the best defense we can possibly come up with (barring Janmaat).

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150505/an-open-letter-from-the-captain_2281670_4693743

Open letter from Colo.

I don't know how I feel about this. Sometimes it just seems the players don't care if we lose or not. I don't see all that emotion in the letter play out in the 90 minutes.

But hey, it's ''IM A FAN PLS RESPECT ME'' John Carver we're talking about!

Apparently, Newcastle have agreed a 15M fee for Anderlecht's Aleksandar Mitrovic.

Jags have been good this draft. I'm kinda optimistic about this season. Kinda.

I wake up and it's all gone to shit. We're going down right?

Nah, bottom 3 now is the bottom 3 at the end of the season.

I mean, yeah sure 3 points can also clear us from that battle. But we're so shit.

I wake up and it's all gone to shit. We're going down right?

Arsenal will let Lukas Podolski leave for nothing this summer. Could be good at Brasileirao, he likes the country and all.

If Chelsea do not offer Didier Drogba an extension this summer, his destiny is likely the MLS.

Stoke City are challenging West Ham for Sampdoria's midfielder Pedro Oblang.

Leicester City are watching Hadjuk Split midfielder Tino-Sven Susic.

Phil Jones and Ashley Young are set to sign new contracts with Manchester United this summer.

Bournemouth hope to make Celtic's Charlie Mulgrew their first signing of the transfer window.

Well, I like Dante Fowler.

LEONARD WILLIAMS IS OURS, LEONARD WILLIAMS IS OURS

DRAFT DAY

JOHNNY MANZIEL

FIVE YEARS LATER RAFA IS THE MAN STILL

DRAFT DAY

A.WIGGINS

FUCK THAT OTHER SIDE BITCH WE STAY TRIPPIN' (actually guessed the lyrics)

PSG will be a better team than Juve next season. With him and Cech (most likely) coming in, it's enough to go a step above them.

He's pretty damn good. Great crossing, and while not the fastest a good decision-maker. He's had a ton of assists in La Liga this season. Also, can cut inside dangerously.

I'm amazed that the Browns are giving up on Manziel already. What a mess.

It's draft day!

One of Williams/Fowler/Cooper/Gurley will be a Jaguar tonight! How exciting.

If Williams is up, we don't even have to think it through. He's that good.

Newcastle are favourites to sign Middlesbrough/Chelsea striker Patrick Bamford on a season-long loan. The Magpies are also considering a move for highly-rated Rayo Vallecano coach Paco Jemez.

Liverpool face slight interest from Arsenal and Barcelona for Internazionale's midfielder Mateo Kovacic.

Spurs will offer Andros Townsend + 10M to sign Southampton's Morgan Schneiderlin. Spurs are also willing to listen to offers for Erik Lamela.

Bournemouth aim to make Birmingham's Demarai Gray their first signing for the 15/16 season, with the fee hanging around 5.5M.

I heard some people saying Quicksilver didn't die. I don't know, I mean I tought he was cool so.... >_>

I know it's quite late but I just came here to say FUCK PORTLAND. And GO MONTREAL!

Oh, okay then. Sounds fair.

Deserved a shot long before that. A lower level FA Cup tie or something would've been better.

Liverpool are plotting a 60M raid for Memphis Depay, Christian Benteke and Danny Ings.

Chelsea will try to sign Marseille's midfielder Giannelli Imbula for 20M this summer.

Tottenham are the new favourites to sign Marseille star Florian Thauvin.

Seriously, that kind of movement? He knew someone was there. Seemed blatant to me.

Poor, poor Jae Crowder.

6 minutes in and you can see the class in De Jong.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1194209/MICHAEL-OWEN-BROCHURE-The-complete-32-page-agents-dossier-fallen-Newcastle-star-England-striker.html

Knock yourself out, Linekles.

I actually used to really like Owen as a player when I was young because of FIFA 04, started following Newcastle the other season when he signed. Safe to say my opinion of him changed as time passed.

Age of Ultron. What a movie. And *that* ending.