Rafael

Porto's president announced that Jackson Martinez will be joining Milan for 35M euros.

He's a great player. In the 13/14 season, led the Bundesliga in assists if I remember correctly. This season, not so much. Has great passing, dribbling and is quite fast.

Milan has matched Jackson Martinez's release clause and Ibra has manifested a desire to come back to the Serie A club, who's already begun talks with the striker.

It's LeBron's MVP trophy if the Cavs win it. Hell, if he keeps playing that way it doesn't even matter if they lose.

So McClaren is now officially appointed as Newcastle's head coach/manager, with Lee Clark possibly becoming his assistant. McClaren is quite decent, right? Clark, well....

EDIT: Lineker sucks. :/

Crystal Palace are interested in Loic Remy and Yohan Cabaye, according to L'Equipe. ffs

• Relegation Prediction: Bournemouth, Norwich and West Bromwich
• Top of the League Prediction: Arsenal wins, Chelsea very close 2nd and City 3rd.
• Underachieving Prediction: Liverpool or Manchester United finish out of the top 6.
• Overachieving Prediction: Southampton takes that place.
• Biased Prediction: Newcastle finishes top 8. Riviere and Cabella come good, De Jong will get a solid sequence of games.
• Sack Race Prediction: Dick Advocaat.

Is there any place that I can find 2014 MLS's clubs total revenues?

Juventus have signed Paulo Dybala from Palermo on a five-year deal, thought to be worth 23.4M

We can't replay France '98. Not sure Gazz can relive the disappointment all over again.

Neither do I.

Seriously, that won't ever happen again. I mean, I gave two assists in a single game.

It hurts man. It hurts a lot.

I'm going for the players I watched, so....

Goalkeepers:

Gianluigi Buffon
Oliver Kahn

Edwin Van Der Sar

Iker Casillas

Petr Cech

Manuel Neuer

Defenders:

Paolo Maldini

Roberto Carlos

Alessandro Nesta

Phillip Lahm

John Terry

Fabio Cannavaro

Javier Zanetti

Cafu

Thiago Silva

Midfielders:

Paul Scholes

Andrea Pirlo

Zinedine Zidane

Steven Gerrard

Frank Lampard

Pavel Nedved

Patrick Vieira

Ronaldinho

Francesco Totti

Alex

Xavi

Andrés Iniesta

Claude Makelelé

Luis Figo

Forwards:

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Lionel Messi

Cristiano Ronaldo

Thierry Henry

Alan Shearer

Ronaldo

Rivaldo

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Alessandro Del Piero

Ferdinand sucks. I heard David Ginola wanted to be a manager.

Tank you.

RAFA TIME LOVES IT

Arsenal have triggered Porto's Jackson Martinez 24.7M release clause.

Jurgen Klopp has made himself available to be next Liverpool manager.

Roma have joined Liverpool in the chase for Manchester City striker Edin Dzeko.

Southampton are in talks with Lille over midfielder Idrissa Gueye, who is rumoured to be available at 7M.

Paul Clement is set to sign a 3M deal to take over as Derby County's manager.

Carlton Cole is set to sign for QPR.

I really wanted Havelange and Teixeira to get theirs too, but I'm happy with Marin. And Romario has called for an investigation on the Brazilian FA (CBF).

Wisdom is quite decent. Touré, well....

I can't wait to get spanked by Messi in the finals. If we get there of course.

Barcelona are willing to offer 50M for Arsenal's Aaron Ramsey.

Manchester United have confirmed their interest on Bastian Schweinsteiger, who could be available for 10M this summer.

Lucas Leiva is set to leave Liverpool to form a partnership with Yaya Touré at Internazionale.

''We both sell fantasies Lancel, the difference is mine's more entertaining than yours.'' Oh man

Pele is not exactly recognized as a ''student of the game''.

And this sexy beast:

RAFA'S GOT IT, RAFA'S GOT IT

Kenedy is the fucking man. But Gerson is the best out of the young Fluminense duo.

WE'RE STAYING IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

Liverpool and Chelsea have made their interests known for Andrea Pirlo, with MLS also targeting the Italian playmaker.

Tottenham are trying to sign defender Toby Alderweireld on a permanent deal.

Atlético de Madrid foward Antoine Griezmann is open for a summer move to Chelsea.