OctoberRaven
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I heard Mike Patton found religion and he's forming a new band celebrating his faith. It's called Faith No Mormon.
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I'm bad at NFL season simulators because I always play as the Bills and only sign people named Cody.
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Clearly, Bill Cody is your ticket to handegg immortality.
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If Billy Idol collaborated with the star of Cheers, would the project be called Danson With Myself?
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If Everything is EVIL, and the concept of nothingness is a thing, then does that mean Nothing is EVIL?
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*mind blown*
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If I were an opposition party member of a parliment, I wouldn't call my counter-council the Shadow Council. I'd choose something less "sounds like a supervillain team"-y.
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Also the Shadow Council serve the Burning Legion, and the Legion's whole deal is "destroy worlds". So. Uhhh..
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If you really think about it, Skyrim is about Brexit. The Stormcloaks are Leave voters, the Empire is the EU, and Alduin The World-Destroying Dragon is of course Nigel Farage.
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So there is no Dragonborn?
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Who's the annoying bard that I keep loading up a save on just to murder again and again?
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Boris.
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In the year 2525, if mankind can survive, they may find Justin Bieber songs used for ice cream truck jingles.
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It is surprisingly difficult to discern between something Justin Beiber did and something Curious George did.
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Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.
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It's a, nice day to START AGAAAAIN, it's a, nice day for a, RED WEDDING (aaaaaah)
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I don't sing, have a video...
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James Doohan was at Normandy on D-Day and was shot six times. No confirmation of if he said "I CANNAE DO IT CAPPAN" afterward.
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Ken! Baby that's my name! Cause I throw a Hadoken and then a Shroyuken so throw up your duken or you will be puken!
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Lance Archer was a judge for a buffalo wing contest.
When asked about his thoughts about baked wings, he yelled, "EVERYBODY FRIES!"
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Name for a CK2 diary where Italians take over Britain: Three Lions, A Dragon, and a Pisa Place.
