OctoberRaven

To crush the Rowdies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of Ralph's Mob.

Today is Friday in California.

Today is one of those days where I ask, "how do I downgrade my firefox?"

Too many Cooks (Too many Cooks)

Too many Cooks (TOO MANY COOOOKS)

Too Many Cooks (Too Many Cooks) Too Many Cooks (TOO MANY COOOOKS)

Tried Irn-Bru the other day. It was... a drink.

Tropical Storm Hermine, I keep reading the name as Hermione.

Wait a second. Why does Butterfree even LEARN psybeam?

Wanna be a member? Wanna be a member?

What if Tanahashi's theme is actually saying "NO EGGS!", due to his dislike of omelettes?

When I throw hadoukens they say "You, Ken, are the man!". Damn skippy!

Whoever designed this layout needs to be tried at the Hague.

WWE Raw: It's the second best wrestling show! (If you don't have El Rey, AXS, or WWE Network) (But is also true if you have POP!)

Yes.

You could have called this game "Bird Vs Camel" and no-one would have argued with you.

You could have called this game "Bird Vs Camel" and nobody would have argued with you.

You know why you still can't order an Egg McMuffin at 4pm in England?

Because breakfast means breakfast.

You know, if I was asked to rank all the Futurama characters, Bender would probably be last or near the last.

You know, Regular Size Rudy is actually a really good wrestling nickname.

"...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me."

"...But they still have a mostly working car, an assault rifle, and a pizza recipie that makes Papa John afraid of death."

"Ah but this is merely check. Soon, I will be mating you."

"And the woman says, 'I can't believe you cut the cucumber lengthwise!'"

"Apparently I'm a smuggler for the Sicilian Mafia. By the way, what's a 'Sicilian Mafia?'"

"But hey, that's gotta be a big relief you don't have a vampire, right? Just a serial killer."