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OctoberRaven

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  1. "It is pretty cool for a king to punch a mummy."

  2. "Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. suuuuuuuuuuuucks!"

  3. "Keep watching the skies, Max." "I'll shoot if they try anything!"

  4. "Let's take this bank to our hideout; we'll break into it later"

  5. "Maybe you're not a diabolical sleeper agent out to infiltrate my family and destroy everything I've worked for." "Truly, that's all any man can hope to hear from his girlfriend's father."

  6. "Moon Explosion Will Everything!"

  7. "Mr. Kitten, Mr. Kitten, Why are your whiskers so long? Meow Meow"

  8. "My doctorate in cement and applied cement has arrived!!!"

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      This paves the way for greater things, though nothing is concrete.

  9. "Not a small amount of Radical." "A fine amount, sir."

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      I'm sure you'll love what we've got to offer. Here, we'll even let you sample some free radical first.

  10. "Oh! Yeah. It was quicker to say though."

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      I like Dr McNinja as much as the next guy but this isn't even all that funny.

  11. "Oh! You know, I -do- understand that math problem now!"

  12. "One more intriguing observation - no silhouette or specifics which we can confidently say: 'They are in the previous.'" -- Truly words to live by.

    1. Mountainous Cleavage

      Mountainous Cleavage

      'tis a shame, as 'Walking Proud in Women's Kenneth Cole Flipflops' would of been a hell of a story.

  13. "Or, as they say in ancient Scotland, 'bon voyage'!"

  14. "She called it 'Paranormal Bromance'"

  15. "Shut it down. This ladder breaks if it touches a face."

  16. "So what did I miss?" "Just him saying you're the devil" "Oh, that's nice."

  17. "Stop suppressing our rupture, you electroresitive niche!"

  18. "The summoning spell for Gachnar can be shut down in one of two ways. Destroying the Mark of Gachnar..."

  19. "There's no way to get out unless you get out"- Dusty Rhodes

  20. "Too bad for him I mastered stop sign combat after he was cloned!"

  21. "Use these guns. You DO know how to use them do you? BANG-BANG! With both hands."

  22. "Well, I'm a little less convinced now that you're accusing the wall."

  23. "What do they teach you Americans in school?" "Video poker!"

  24. "What is my plan to enslave the human race" "I'm sorry, Watson, what was that?" "I mean... what is the New York Knicks"

    1. Blehschmidt

      Blehschmidt

      If the computer beats Jennings and the other guy, I think the last hope for humanity will be Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds.

  25. "When I'm done with you, you'll be nothing more than a Wikipedia footnote!"

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