Zaz

Is she colourblind or a firecrotch like yourself?

I've done Versus on No Mercy heaps of times and that's never happened. Only real "glitch" I've seen is on the rooftop, the music for the second tank started up but it never appeared, meaning the helicopter never appeared (which screwed us over as survivors as the infected just kept respawning until we were dead, and this has only happened once). Also another one is having the survivors crouch under one of the ramps making it very hard (though not impossible) for them to be attacked. Oh, and on Death Toll on the first map, having all the survivors jump off the cliff at the spawn and still getting a score of about 200, which is more than you would get if you got through half-three quarters of the map.

Rargh, forgot to change from full wets from the last qualifying. Blast

27 passes in the Montreal race in the public game to get to 7th from last. Probably would have got 5th if I didn't have the problem right at the end.

You all need it on PC

To be fair, you were down to 10 men, you have no proper LM and you played 1 up front... that one being Bent. We've been rubbish the last few games though, against Newcastle and Fulham. Don't look like scoring at all (our one goal against Newcastle was a complete fluke).

Back to the same old Spurs, glory run under Redknapp has ended, Jenas will hopefully be sold in the window for a midfielder who can pass and maybe we'll buy a striker who isn't Darren Bent :@

:'( Cheats :@

Now we just need Jenas subbed off for someone, anyone. Only bad thing is we now have two central mids playing on the left, which could be a problem. Though I suppose its better having a left-footer than a right winger playing there.

O'Hara on for Bentley, hurrah!

And Dawson is a champ too

Bloody hell, Jenas would be a better option for the set pieces than Bentley at the moment. Hurry up and sub him for Bale and let him take them! And Zokora is fucking boss, I hope we keep him forever.

Gomes is a fucking champ.

We'll come good in the second half, I hope. O'Hara on for Jenas, Bale for Zokora. And then when we're winning 2-0, Taarabt for Modric >_>

Or if Jenas keeps running his mouth, 10-9. I was under the impression referees gave players free reign to abuse them after Ashley Cole's "performance" last year against Spurs. If he wasn't sent off for that, no one should be ever. First he did a flying kick into Hutton's leg, which was borderline red in itself, but then he gives the ref hell for it for even booking him and throws a tantrum like I've never seen.

With the amount of yellow cards West Brom are getting (especially on the flanks where we'll have Modric and Lennon running at them), there's a chance it'll be 10-on-10 before the end.

Looked like BAE was trying to spin on the ball. Silly move though. Now Bentley again. We're dropping like flies today.

Fuck me dead, Ekotto. I turn my eyes for a second and he's been sent off. And Pav is injured, Campbell and Obika on the bench.

Bent's dead He should've been yellowed for that. Or at least penalised

We need Bale on at left mid sometime today. Bentley just doesn't look comfortable there.

Corluka has great feet, he should hopefully become our permanent right back now that Hutton is out for the season. And aha, according to the BBC, Woodgate's clearance a few minutes ago went right out of the stadium. Serves the silly bastards right >_>

Bleached fro, can't get any more rockin'. And silly Dawson, but at least that gets his once-a-month idiocy out of the way. Let's hope it doesn't cost us. And Gomes saves, he's saved us quite a few times recently. And is the WBA home ground the only one built east to west so you're looking into the sun? Deadset silly.

Both Bent and Modric struggling after early challenges. Just what we need after our recent troubles scoring. But it could mean Taarabt gets a run!

Spurs game. I need someone to talk about it with and CSAMH isn't responding

Man, was I just quick or you guys slow in that qualifying session? Having the right tyres helped as well.