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November 2003

RAW Brand

- Test ended Kane’s run with the title at Survivor Series by cheating his way to victory. This marked Test’s first reign as WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

- Scott Hall returned by helping his friends Kevin Nash and Brett Walters. Hall interfered and allowed Walters to get the victory over HBK to retain his IC Belt.

- Seven debuted on RAW alongside The Dudley Boyz & Spike in a battle against The Un-Americans.

- Batista would finally get the win over Randy Orton at Survivor Series but as he was celebrating his win he would turn his back on Mick Foley and turn heel once again. Batista would put Mick on the shelf for an un-determined amount of time.

- Triple H would get sick and tired of RVD’s game and the two met at Survivor Series. Triple H would pin RVD in the middle of the ring. This would set the stage for Triple H’s face turn. Batista attacked Triple H after the match and put Triple H on the sideline with a cracked back. Triple H wasn’t expected to return until sometime in January.

- A-Train & Nathan Jones would show up on RAW and befriend a lonely backstage assistant in Chris.

- It was announced that the main event for the Survivor Series would be a War Games match in which two Smackdown! & two RAW superstars would team up with the two GM’s Emad Yehia & Heath Cameron to face off against each other. The two RAW participants that Emad chose to be on his team were Chris Jericho & Lance Storm whereas Heath Cameron chose The Rock & Chris Benoit.

Smackdown! Brand

- Edge would continue his feud with DDP going into Survivor Series. Edge would successfully defend the WWE Championship by defeating DDP.

- Brock Lesnar & Steve Austin’s feud went to new heights as they continued to battle each other. Austin would get the win at the Survivor Series in a Texas Death match.

- Eric Angle & Paul Heyman lost their jobs because of their loss at the Survivor Series.

- It was announced that the main event for the Survivor Series would be a War Games match in which two Smackdown! & two RAW superstars would team up with the two GM’s Emad Yehia & Heath Cameron to face off against each other. The two Smackdown! participants that Emad chose to be on his team were The Big Show & John Cena whereas Heath Cameron chose Eddie Guerrero & Kurt Angle.

- AJ Styles & Sean O’Haire settled their feud in the first ever singles TLC match. O’Haire won the match and took home the WWE US Championship.

- Chyna returned and helped Shannon Moore become the sole survivor in his survivor series match. Chyna and Moore are now a couple.

- Kurt Angle breaks Booker T’s ankle. This forces Booker T to be out for the 6 weeks.

- Billy & Chuck continue to wave away competition as they hold onto the WWE Tag Team Championships.

WWE Survivor Series 2003

Shannon Moore, Tazz, Billy Kidman & X-Pac defeat Buff Bagwell, Scott Steiner, The Hurricane & Maven via Pinfall. Shannon Moore is the only Survivor

Mark Jindrak defeats Steven Richards via Pinfall

Tajiri defeats La Parka & Steven Gerrard via Pinfall to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

The Undertaker, Rey Mysterio & The Hardy Boyz defeat Team Angle & Rhyno via Pinfall. Jeff Hardy is the only survivor

The Un-Americans defeat The Dudley Boyz, Spike Dudley & Seven via Pinfall. Christian & Val Venis are the survivors

Brett Walters defeats Shawn Michaels via Pinfall to retain the WWE IC Title

Jessica Radnidge defeats Trish Stratus via Pinfall

Batista defeats Randy Orton via Pinfall

Sean O’Haire defeats AJ Styles via Climbing the ladder to become the NEW WWE US Champion

Steve Austin defeats Brock Lesnar via Count Out

Triple H defeats RVD via Pinfall

Edge defeats DDP via Pinfall to retain the WWE Championship

Test defeats Kane via Pinfall to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion

Team Cameron (Heath Cameron, The Rock, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle & Eddie Guerrero) defeat Team Yehia (Emad Yehia, Chris Jericho, Lance Storm, The Big Show & John Cena) via War Games Elimination. Chris Benoit is the sole survivor

October 2003

RAW Brand

- Test won a huge gauntlet match by outsing 9 other guys, which shocked everyone and became the #1 contender for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Test would turn his back on his tag team partner Rico and would begin to viciously attack every face on the roster.

- Evolution broke down from this inside as Batista turned on Ric Flair & Randy Orton and aligned with Mick Foley. Batista & Orton would feud for the month.

- Brett Walters & Kevin Nash began a verbal assault on Shawn Michaels which lead to a feud between Walters & HBK over the IC Belt.

- Chris Benoit began a feud with Emad Yehia. Emad Yehia would throw everything in Benoit’s way.

- Jessica Radnidge debuted and was viciously attacked by Trish Stratus.

Smackdown! Brand

- Edge wins the WWE Championship at No Mercy in a four way match.

- A tournament is held to crown a new WWE Cruiserweight Champion. After everything is said and done Tajiri takes home the gold in a Fatal Fourway ladder match at No Mercy.

- Rey Mysterio embarrassed The Big Show by defeating him on a Smackdown! but The Big Show gets revenge by destroying him at No Mercy.

- Sean O’Haire and AJ Styles begin a bitter feud over the WWE US Belt. Styles retains the belt at No Mercy with a victory over O’Haire.

- The Undertaker gets revenge on Rhyno for his attack in September.

- Brock Lesnar & Steve Austin continue their bloody feud with a brutal First Blood match at No Mercy. Brock was the first to bleed but the referee never saw it and saw that Austin was bleeding and awarded the match to Brock.

- Booker T continued to lose, this time being defeated by Eddie Guerrero.

- Team Angle retained the WWE Tag Team Championship at No Mercy in a steel cage match against The Hardy Boyz but lost the gold the following Smackdown! to Billy & Chuck.

WWE No Mercy 2003

The Big Show defeats Rey Mysterio via Pinfall

Billy & Chuck defeat The F.B.I via Pinfall

Team Angle defeat The Hardy Boyz via Escaping The Cage to retain the WWE Tag Team Championships

Tajiri defeated Billy Kidman, X-Pac & Chavo Guerrero via climbing the ladder to win the vacant WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Eddie Guerrero defeats Booker T via Pinfall

AJ Styles defeats Sean O’Haire via Pinfall to retain the WWE US Championship

The Undertaker defeats Rhyno via Pinfall

Brock Lesnar defeats Steve Austin via First Blood

Edge defeats DDP, John Cena & Kurt Angle via Pinfall to become the NEW WWE Champion

10. Joy Ride

9. Varsity Blues

8. Halloween

7. Cabin Fever

6. A Nightmare On Elm St.

5. The Rules Of Attraction

4. Swimfan

3. The Butterfly Effect

2. The Girl Next Door

1. Donnie Darko

September 2003

RAW Brand

- The Rock turns face as he saves Shawn Michaels from a beating at the hands of Evolution. The Rock & Shawn Michaels would go on to face Randy Orton, Batista & Ric Flair at Unforgiven. Mick Foley would return and aid The Rock & Shawn Michaels in picking up the victory.

- RVD continued to torment Kane. This lead to their match at Unforgiven for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in which Kane pinned RVD to retain the belt.

- Goldberg & Triple H would settle their feud at Unforgiven in a vicious Last Man Standing match. Triple H won with some help from RVD. The help infuriated Triple H because he believed he could win the match without help from RVD.

- Booker T turned on Goldust after he had being on a losing streak and was getting frustrated. Booker T would lose to Goldust at Unforgiven and continue his misfortune.

- Jason Behr, Brendan Fehr, Aston Kutcher & Fez were backstage guests that were attacked by The Un-Americans backstage. This lead to them wrestling against each other in a 8 man tag team match at Unforgiven in which The Un-Americans won.

- Brett Walters would defeat both Christian & Al Snow at Unforgiven to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship with help from Kevin Nash.

- Maven’s push continued as he was put in a feud with Chris Jericho, which saw them have a match at Unforgiven.

- Sonny Siaki debuted at Unforgiven by squashing The Hurricane.

- Chris Benoit was traded to RAW for Booker T.

- Test began to dominate in the singles division as well as tag team division. Test & Rico would defeat Scott Steiner & Buff Bagwell at Unforgiven to retain the WWE World Tag Team Championships.

Smackdown! Brand

- AJ Styles debuted in the ring. In his first match he defeated Billy Kidman to win the WWE Cruiserweight Championship. In the same night he won the WWE United States Heavyweight Championship from John Cena. He was later stripped of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.

- Brock Lesnar turned heel slowly as he began to get frustrated with Steve Austin. These two are embarking on one of the most vicious feuds to date.

- Booker T ends up on Smackdown! and begins a feud with Eddie Guerrero.

- The Undertaker is attacked backstage and it is revealed that Rhyno is the attacker.

- Edge is attacked by DDP with the WWE Championship Belt. John Cena & Kurt Angle also join in the hunt for the WWE Championship.

- Team Angle win the WWE Tag Team Championships from Los Guerreros with help from their leader, Eric Angle, and manager, Paul Heyman. They are immediately thrown into a feud with The Hardy Boyz.

WWE Unforgiven 2003

Sonny Siaki defeats The Hurricane via Pinfall

The Un-Americans defeat Aston Kutcher, Brendan Fehr, Jason Behr & Fez via Pinfall

Goldust defeated Booker T via Pinfall

Test & Rico defeat Scott Steiner & Buff Bagwell via Pinfall to retain the WWE World Tag Team Championships

Brett Walters defeats Al Snow & Christian via Pinfall to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Chris Jericho defeats Maven via Submission

The Rock & Shawn Michaels defeat Evolution via Pinfall

Triple H defeats Goldberg via Last Man Standing

Kane defeats RVD via Pinfall to retain the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

August 2003

RAW Brand

- Chris Jericho turns face and defeats The Rock with some help from Shawn Michaels. The Rock & Shawn Michaels go on to meet at SummerSlam.

- Test & Rico win the WWE World Tag Team Championships at SummerSlam in a 10 team battle royal where Test is the final man standing.

- Christian drops the WWE Intercontinental Championship to Al Snow at SummerSlam after feuding with him for the month. Christian’s masked buddy is revealed to be Brett Walters. Brett Walters pins Al Snow one night later to become the WWE Intercontinental Champion.

- Kane continues his dominance as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion with a win in the 6 pack challenge match at SummerSlam.

- Randy Orton & Mick Foley’s feud continues and eventually escalates into a vicious “I Quit” match at SummerSlam in which Randy Orton wins. Batista returns to help his Evolution buddy win.

- Triple H & Goldberg begin to get at each others throats and this eventually causes both men to lose focus of the belt in the six pack challenge match at SummerSlam.

- RVD turns heel and opts the Suave look as he joins Triple H and Evolution. RVD immediately begins a feud with Kane following SummerSlam.

- Buff Bagwell returns and is Scott Steiner’s partner in the World Tag Team Championship Battle Royal at SummerSlam.

Smackdown! Brand

- Emad Yehia got a group of men together in DDP, Sean O’Haire, John Cena, Kanyon, Danny Doring, The Big Show & Billy Kidman. These men would help each other and do business for Yehia.

- Steve Austin returned at SummerSlam and inadvertently cost Brock Lesnar the WWE Championship to DDP.

- Chuck left the F.B.I and rejoined buddy Billy Gunn against them.

- Zach Gowen pinned Vince McMahon in match where the loser would have to leave the WWE scene.

- Billy Kidman turned heel on long time friend Rey Mysterio and then took the cruiserweight championship when he defeated Mysterio at SummerSlam.

- Tazz returned to active wrestling as it was announced that he would no longer be announcing.

- The Hardy Boyz reunited and sorted out their differences with The Undertaker. This lead to them defeating Doring, O’Haire & Kanyon at SummerSlam.

- AJ Styles shows up on the scene and was brutally beaten backstage by Billy Kidman & John Cena, without even having a match in August.

WWE SummerSlam 2003

The Undertaker & The Hardy Boyz defeat Sean O’Haire, Danny Doring & Kanyon via Pinfall

Billy Kidman defeats Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon & Jamie Noble via Pinfall to become the NEW WWE Cruiserweight Champion

Test & Rico defeat Val Venis & Hardcore Holly, Booker T & Goldust, Scott Steiner & Buff Bagwell, La Resistance, The Dudley Boyz, Steven Richards & Mark Jindrak, Lance Storm & William Regal, The Hurricane & Spike Dudley, Christopher Nowinski & Rodney Mack via Elimination to become the WWE World Tag Team Champions

Los Guerreros defeat Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri via Pinfall to retain the WWE Tag Team Championships

Al Snow defeats Christian via Pinfall to become the NEW WWE Intercontinental Champion

Emad Yehia & The Big Show defeat Heath Cameron & Zach Gowen via Pinfall

Rhyno defeats Edge via TKO in a Leather Strap Match

Randy Orton defeats Mick Foley via I Quit

Kurt Angle defeats Eric Angle via Submission

The Rock defeats Shawn Michaels via Pinfall

DDP defeats Brock Lesnar via Pinfall to become the NEW WWE Champion

Kane defeats Triple H, Maven, Goldberg, RVD & Chris Jericho via Pinfall to retain the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

July 2003

RAW Brand

- Kane defeated Triple H to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Thus with the win, Kane never had to unmask.

- Maven turned heel and joined Evolution. Maven broke Goldberg’s undefeated streak by pinning him.

- Shawn Michaels & The Rock began their bitter feud. The Rock was continued to be booed by the fans for continuous attacks on HBK.

- Val Venis & Hardcore Holly became the WWE World Tag Team Champions after they defeated La Resistance.

- Christian continued to retain his WWE Intercontinental Championship after a man with a mask continually interfered and helped him retain the belt.

- Test & Rico became an active tag team and immediately began to tear up the tag team scene. They had several amusing backstage segments in which Rico would act all gay where as Test wouldn’t like it.

Smackdown! Brand

- DDP returned at Vengeance to help John Cena defeat Chris Benoit for the US Championship.

- Brock Lesnar finished his feud with The Big Show by defeating him at Vengeance and retaining the WWE Championship.

- Matt Hardy and The Undertaker met in a match at Vengeance after Matt told Taker to make him famous. Undertaker destroyed Matt Hardy at Vengeance before walking out.

- Zach Gowen & Vince McMahon continued their heated feud on Smackdown! Vince McMahon booked Gowen in a match at Vengeance against an un-named opponent, which ended up being Danny Doring.

- Edge returned to the WWE after being hurt in February. Rhyno immediately attacked him. Edge got the better of Rhyno at Vengeance.

- Ultimo Dragon made his debut at Vengeance after numerous vignettes and getting on Jamie Noble’s nerves.

- Team Angle turned their back on Kurt Angle. Eric Angle returned and attacked Kurt and helped Team Angle defeat Kurt at Vengeance.

- Chavo introduced his cousin, Pedro Guerrero, and reformed Los Guerreros. They went on to defeat Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri at Vengeance to capture the WWE Tag Team Championships.

WWE Vengeance 2003

Jeff Hardy defeats Sean O’Haire via Pinfall

Danny Doring defeats Zach Gowen via Pinfall

Los Guerreros defeat Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri via Pinfall to become the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions

Matt Hardy defeats The Undertaker via Count Out

Edge defeats Rhyno via Pinfall

Jamie Noble defeats Ultimo Dragon via Submission

John Cena defeats Chris Benoit via Pinfall to become the NEW WWE United States Heavyweight Champion

Team Angle defeat Kurt Angle via Pinfall

Brock Lesnar defeats The Big Show via Pinfall to retain the WWE Championship

nice diary man... just read it all and its great... loved Judgment Day... I too would like Kane in the title picture... Was dissapointed that Foley won on RAW... i thought you could of had Orton win to further push him up the ranks... Keep it up man!

July 1st 2003

It was early Friday morning, when I woke up to a phone ringing! I rolled over grumbling and mumbling… No sorry it was more like yelling abuse at the phone! I picked up the phone and the conversation started…

Me: Hello, Abortion Clinic, you rape em we scrape em!

??: Vince McMahon, World Wrestling Entertainment!

Me: Vince McMahon?! What the hell are you ringing me for!

Vince McMahon: Heath isn’t it?, my daughter apparently met you the other night in a lingerie store whilst you were buying lingerie for your girlfriend!

Heath Cameron: Yeah so?

Vince: Well she liked some of your ideas that you presented to her… So get your ass down to WWE Headquarters immediately so we can sign a contract, Staff meeting tonight, 6.30 pm…

beep beep beep beep!

I sat there listening to the beeps for ages as I realise that I am soon be a WWE Employee! I get dressed and get on the next flight to Stamford and get there just in time…

Vince: Ok, Welcome everyone! Tonight’s meeting has been held because of the poor quality of wrestling and the downfall in ratings that this company has had over the past few months…

Triple H: Yeah it is because people like Rob Van Dam & Kane are continually trying to take all the spot light!

Vince: No, it’s not! It’s because… Well I have no reason as to why it is like it is! As of this moment on though the RAW & Smackdown! creative teams are FIRED!

Shane: What the whole team?

Vince McMahon: Yes everyone!

Eric Bischoff: About time Vince, I mean look what they are doing to RAW!

Vince: Shut Up, Eric… You’re FIRED as well!

Triple H: Vince, who will be booking everything and who will be writing the storylines?

Vince: It’s simple!

Vince McMahon looks across the table at me, then the rest of them follow Vince’s eyes. I get up and walk over to Vince and grab a pen from his pocket and sign a contract that is sitting on the table for me.

Vince: There it is now you are everything in the WWE, you need to hire a right hand man for you so that you don’t stress with all the pressure! Now can you tell what you plan to do for the WWE!

Heath Cameron: Well Vince, I plan to do a lot of things around the WWE! Your huge roster of superstars… Depleted! Yes I will run a massive roster cut first thing tomorrow morning! That’s all I can tell you at this current time!

Vince: Well it sounds fun, lets give it a go! If you read your contract you have been signed to the WWE for 2 years and 2 years it will be and if we like you that much you might be able to sign another down the track! Do you know who you are hiring as your right hand man yet?

Heath: Why yes! She used to work for WCW when I was working there… that was until you fired us all… Her name is Sophie Lewis…

Vince: What? I fired you!

Heath: Yeah when you bought WCW… it’s because of you I had to go and work for that stupid abortion clinic…

Vince: Aw well that company was a piece of shit anyway!

Heath: Anyway back to the point, I will be hiring her and she will be my assistant…

Vince: Ok, if you have any problems with any of the staff (glances over towards Triple H) then just tell me! Meeting is dismissed!

Everyone gets up and walks out while I sit there and wonder! My first day on the job is Sunday but I will not be booking Heat!

OOC: I know the backstory isn’t anything exciting but its really just an introduction… This diary was a diary of mine from EWE but since that is closing I thought I would bring it here… The diary has being running since July 2003 (yeah a whole year now)… I will be doing just monthly updates until the month of January because there are too many shows to post straight up… So here goes and lets hope I can make this diary just as successful here as I did with it at EWE…

John Cena vs Raven

World Heavyweight Championship Match

Booker T vs Tommy Dreamer

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs Kurt Angle

Big Show vs Chris Jericho

Chavo Guerrero vs Eddie Guerrero

No DQ's,Pinfalls Count Anywhere Match

Batista/Low Ki vs Rey Mysterio/Paul London

Undisputed Tag Team Championship Match

Test

10 Man Hardcore Challenge for the Vacated Hardcore Championship

I'm really hoping my Phoenix Suns can do some good stuff next year... i think they have a good team and i think they can go a long way with it...

i like this diary man... 99 definately was a great year and i love what your doing with it... Angle vs Shamrock at NWO will be sweetah... Give Test a push though... i think he could be a huge star for you before 2000 comes around...

Looking forward to seeing some more of this... Roster seems alright... Push Shawn Michaels, dont let him drop that IC Belt for a while... Also give Razor Ramon a push towards the WWE Title...

10. Shiri Appleby

9. Charisma Carpenter

8. Tara Reid

7. Sarah Michelle Gellar

6. Eva Mendes

5. Ashley Scott

4. Jessica Simpson

3. Jessica Biel

2. Eliza Dushku

1. Elisha Cuthbert

i say Beckinsale fo sho...

Britney Spears vs. Kate Beckingsale

Keira Knightly vs. Mila Kunis

Britney Spears

vs.

Rachel Stevens

Kate Beckingsale

vs.

Elisa Cutberth

Keira Knightly

vs.

Christina Aguilera

Mila Kunis

vs.

Mary-Kate Olson

I think there going overboard with how many CSI's they are planning on making... I thought that one was enough... I dont really like CSI: Miami but thats mainly cause im a huge fan of the original... I dont really think they need to be bringing in different ones...

Was there any sort of cliffhanger ending to the season? or did it just end?