Gazz

Tell me more of your fascinating assumption... Well, Villa are shit.

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Nope, I'm guessing he enjoys his yearly tussles with Barcelona and their manager... Paul Lambert.

I've just realised, it's 2027 and Jose Mourinho is still manager of Real Madrid.

You should see the Newcastle forums because we 'didn't sign anyone!', convieniently forgetting the players we already signed this summer. I would say keeping a hold of Cisse, Krul, Tiote, Cabaye and Ben Afa is even better than buying new players. Cabaye especially is proper class, I would be thrilled as a Newcastle fan overall. Oh I am, but some people wouldn't be happy if we signed Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi and Iniesta on frees.

You should see the Newcastle forums because we 'didn't sign anyone!', convieniently forgetting the players we already signed this summer.

That's like asking an Irishman if he wants potato in his stew...

So, open question to all, are you pleased with your teams dealings in this transfer window?

He rejected the move.

Spurs' fax machine is obviously broken.

Stoke have signed noted FM beast Steven N'Zonzi from Blackburn.

I'm so proud to finally play in the great city of Miami... Minnesota. Shit!

Deals have to be concluded by 11 but the deadline for paperwork is a few hours later. Wouldn't be much cop if you signed a £15m player at 10.59 and the registration fax didn't go through till 11.01.

Kept that one quiet...

I believe all paperwork has to be faxed to the FA by midnight.

According to wiki, it's 138 (36 Real, 71 Newcastle, 31 Man Utd) and that's just league games. Might be 82 starts.

And in London...

GAZZ IN FOOTBALL MANAGER FIRST SHOCKER! A team just actually accepted my offer to take one of their players on a 4 week trial. Free striker!

Oh, and if anyone's interested, it's deadline day in the Pentagon too. I'm in Kenya on safari and my phone is switched off. (Y)

Wait, Richard Wright joined Man City? I just heard his name and City and assumed he'd been living in the same black hole as Roque Santa Cruz for the past three years...

60 minutes and I can order my 'Cabaye' shirt...