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Greece are through barring a stuffing from Russia, and if the Greeks win against the Russians then they play 2nd in Group B which will hopefully be England

10. Nadine Coyle 9. Kate Lawler 8. Lisa Scott-Lee 7. Jodie Marsh 6. Leilani 5. Jennifer Ellison 4. Rachel Stevens 3. Britney Spears 2. Holly Valance 1. Jennifer Lopez

Done England a favour, I'd rather face Greece or Spain than Portugal

GROUP A * Portugal v Greece = 2-0 * Spain v Russia = 1-0 * Greece v Spain = 1-1 * Russia v Portugal = 1-2 * Spain v Portugal = 1-1 * Russia v Greece = 0-0 QUALIFIERS: 1. Portugal 2. Spain GROUP B * Switzerland v Croatia = 1-1 * France v England = 2-1 * England v Switzerland = 2-0 * Croatia v France = 0-3 * Switzerland v France = 1-2 * Croatia v England = 1-2 QUALIFIERS: 1. France 2. England GROUP C * Denmark v Italy = 1-1 * Sweden v Bulgaria = 2-0 * Bulgaria v Denmark = 1-2 * Italy v Sweden = 3-1 * Italy v Bulgaria = 2-0 * Denmark v Sweden = 1-1 QUALIFIERS: 1. Italy 2. Denmark GROUP D * Czech Rep v Latvia = 2-0 * Germany v Holland = 1-0 * Latvia v Germany = 0-4 * Holland v Czech Rep = 1-1 * Holland v Latvia = 3-1 * Germany v Czech Rep = 1-2 QUALIFIERS: 1. Czech Rep 2. Germany CUP WINNER = Portugal TOP GOALSCORER = Vieri

To the ones that asked, Divisions 2 or 3 are going to be league one and league two. Whoopie bloody doo. To me, championship says the best. The thought of Plymouth, Crewe and Rotherham competing in a league called 'The Championship' makes me laugh

I think the thing thats great about this year's Euro 2004, is that there are 10 teams with a genuine chance of winning (England, France, Italy, Holland, Czech Rep, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Sweden and Denmark). Personally, I think Portugal will win it, but if you want a good outsider pick Denmark at 40-1 each way. Sweden are something like that too

If these were the streets, Victor would shoot them all. He's a proper gangster...So he should win it

BB5 rules, I dunno who's gonna get kicked out though. The bald helium man will keep crying if he stays in, making me laugh each time. Ahmed can't be kicked out, cos immigration will get him Vanessa, Emma and Michelle are too hot to go, Shell ain't bad either Victor owns them all, best one in the house Dan and Jason will be too busy sucking each other off and BB will call that entertaining Nads-ia will stay until she confesses Kitten stirs the shit up, making great TV I can't wait to see who goes, hopefully Victor shoots Kitten

I know that Birmingham have signed Muzzy Izzet, Tottenham has announced Santini as their manager. Mark Delaney may be joining Middlesborough, as will Mark Viduka Danny Mills has apparently ended talks with Newcastle as they never wanted to pay the wages he wanted, so Birmingham is the likely option On the Leeds front, we are interested in Paul Butler, Julian Joachim, Paul Gerrard, Steve Simonson, Dion Dublin and Danny Tiatto. We will be getting Barry Hayles too, if Dom Matteo completes the switch to Fulham although he said he wants to live in the North I heard about a month ago that Celtic were interested in Ian Harte, and Jason Wilcox will be off to Derby or Burnley. All seem to not have been followed up. Danny Milosevic has joined Millwall on loan Man United are being linked with Oliver Kahn too

The squad that is going is prove that we will not win Euro 2004. We will be lucky to qualify from our group. I mean, Lampard will have to play in the defensive role for some reason, when Gerrard is better equiped (out of the four). Heskey is absolutely bollocks. My Nan would make more of an impact at Euro 2004 than he will Vassell is average, but has been shit for Villa and is struggling with an injury. He gets picked basically for pace, even though Beattie and Defoe are better than him Butt can't even get into the Man United squad so I don't see why he's going Other than Terry and Sol, we're fucked for centre backs at the minute The three goalies are a joke, and I think they've conceded about 150 goals between them in the league this season Rooney is the most over-rated player of all time. He might be the next Pele, in 5/6 years