Turbo Yannis

Thank fuck for that

Stuart is a lucky cunt. I want to keeeel him.

I feel the same. I just get the feeling that Crespo has had a bit of trouble settling in to the Premiership style, like Christiano Ronaldo at first. I think that next season, Crespo's going to be shit hot. And as far as the Nedved thing goes, I am dissapointed that we're getting him, but after two, maybe three at the most, seasons, he'll be past his prime. IMO, we should go for the likes of Van Der Vaart or someone slightly younger who could bring more to the teamin the long run and also end up slightly cheaper than Nedved. Now, I'm off to bed to recover from Download...

Personally, I'm a really big fan of Mourinho. You've got to be a bit special to have won the Champion's League. Anyway, I'm taking bets on who's out the door. My choices: Veron (obviously) Gronkjaer Sullivan Babayaro Huth Mutu Zenden

What a fucking comedown.

Pro Evolution Soccer 3 - 10/10 Lord of The Rings: Return of The King - 8/10

Got back from second day of Download Machine Head - Only ever heard one of their sogs, but thought they were pretty good. I've always liked Robb Flynn. Oh, and circle pits rule. 8/10 The Distillers - Eurgh. If I said they were dismal, it would be me being nice about it. They just stood there, played and Brody occasionally asked us how we were, or said "shut your fucking mouth". 1/10 Iggy Pop and The Stooges - The Distillers need to take fucking note. I honestly couldn't believe how good they were, and Iggy Pop was funny as hell. "Fuck you, you ugly, futureless asshole" "I came out here to play for all of you...and instult you" "You plastic turd" were some of the highlights. 10/10 Lostprophets - Seen them once before and though they were so-so, but the crowd were really into them and they seemed genuinally happy to be there. 8/10 Linkin Park - Seen them before too, and they have been good both times. Not really much to report, except everyone went apeshit for them. 8/10

Just got back from Download, here's my review of the first day HIM - I've seen HIM once before, and it's pretty safe to say that they were alot better the first time. The rest of the band were good, but Valo's vocals were very poor. Unfortunately...3/10. Slipknot - First time I've seen Slipknot and all I can say is...wow. They were out of this world and lively as shit up on stage. When they played Spit It Out, Corey got everyone to go down and "jump the fuck up" when he said. Definately 10/10 Korn - Seen them once before back in 2002 on the Untouchables tour. Although ther were better the first time, they still rocked hard enough to kick the shit out of everyone their. I got slightly pre occupied during their set, why I'll explain later. 8/10 Metallica - God fucking damn, they took way too long to come on stage. Although they were good, I just couldn't really get into them, which was a shame 'cause I've been into Metallica for so long. 7/10 The reason I got sidetracked during Korn... I was sitting there talking to my brother when I noticed out of the corner of my eye...Corey Taylor I walk over to him, say hello, shake his hand and ask for a picture. I get my picture taken with him...but it turns out shitty. So, I walk over to him again and ask if we can get the pic again due the camera being a dick. He puts his arm around me and the picture gets taken again. Corey Taylor = Lovely guy

I really ejoyed it. I sat there and done most of the stuff and had the same as everyone else, apart from London, I wrote "poof chops" because nothing was coming out. They should've shown their reaction when he took the girl in. That must've been classic.

I've heard that about Deco too.

Why were you there if you're a United fan?

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Someone take me to the hospital, my sides are splitting.

I'm putting it all on Holland...even though they are a shower of gob shite's that put us out....Van der Vaart > *

Emma and Michelle are sharing a bed...the two bi-sexual girls...am I watching porn?

You really missed yourself with the CKY concert. They were absolutely fantastic in the March tour.

Apparently, he swings both ways.

The Stranglers: 8/10 Fireball Ministry: 8/10 CKY: 10/10 Viking Skull: 7/10 HIM: 9/10 If you wait a week, the'll atleast double as I'm going to Download next week.

Kitten is a twat. Michelle would get the balls. Nadia still had her's, I reckon. I don't actually like many people in it this year, most of them seem like dicks.

Good, I like Dowie and Palace.

Don't like that at all :/

Back in the past, Fry finds a dog on a way to a delivery, which turns out to be a prank call. He eats the pizza with the dog and it follows him back to the pizza place. From then on, Fry and the dog, who's name I can't remember, are best friends. On new years eve 1999, Fry does out for his last delivery and the dog tries to stop him going, which causes, IMO, the best line ever in Futurama. The dog's pulling at Fry's trousers and Mr. Panucci says "What's up with the dog? He either doesn't want you to go or he thinks your pants are too short, which is crazy 'cause you look fabulous" Anyway, Fry says to the dog to wait and he'll be back soon. So the dog waits outside until he actually dies, but you get to see the dog aging as the years go on. But, in the future, they find the dog's fossels. The professor says they can clone him. Bender gets jealous that Fry is paying too much attention to the dog and not to him and Bender ends up throwing the dog's fossels in lava, but he feels bad and goes in after them. During the cloning, the age comes up saying the dog was, I think, 14 when he died. Fry says that although he never forgot about the dog, the dog would have forgotten about him and stops the cloning. That's when it goes to the dream sequence of the dog waiting. It's a great and well thought out episode. I got choked up the first time I watched it.

Why does the Arsenal one have a bid on it? United top = Funky.

Personally, I don't agree with Fletcher being the captain when Pressley deserves it far more...

I already knew that, but it still seems weird that he'd not even celebrate winning the Champions League or even look at all pleased.