Turbo Yannis

They're putting Victor in the bedsit with Emma in hopes that they make up and if they don't, Emma's getting kicked out. That's got bad written all over it...

Or, that might just have a different opinion from you? I'm starting to back Sweden. Here's hoping they go all the way, even though they probably wont.

Henry and Desiallly have been been utter shite tonight, with the exception of Henry's "offside" run :/

Sweden/Bulgary was definately the best game of the tourney so far. Larsson was fucking brilluant tonight.

Did you even read the post properly? I said I wasn't sure if it was Owen.

I think alot of people are criticizing Rooney because if he had passed the ball instead of being taken down, there's a better than average chance that Owen, at least I think it was Owen anyway, would have scored since he was unmarked. By allowing Silvestre to tackle him, he got the penalty which was missed. Then again, I'm not too sure. All I know is that Zidane is my hero

All of Scotland must've jumped right up at the same time when Zidane scored both of them. Personally, English people can say what they want, nothing can fuck it up tonight. I wouldn't be so bothered if the commentators weren't fucking chugging themselves over every thing that England were doing. Best.Game.EVAH.

What a bunch of twats those England fans are. That shows a total lack of respect when they were booing throughout the French national anthem. Arseholes.

FIFA 2004's good points Good player likenesses. Official kits. Decent career mode. Brilliant graphics. Off the ball can be handy if executed properly. Pro Evolution 3/Winning Eleven's good points Good likenesses. Game play is flawless. Master League is rewarding Lots of extras to fuck around with. Personally, I'd go with Pro Evo. I've been playing it non stop ever since I got it earlier this year. One thing about it though, when you start on one star difficulty, you'll find it too easy, but when you first go up to two stars, it's impossible to score at first. If you've got the money, get both. If you can only afford one, get Pro Evo.

I watched it this morning. Lohan was good, but all of the presenters were crap, especially Kirsten Dunst. Cringe worthy shit there.

Fucking Christ, this referee is a joke. And, the Swiss keeper is like Ian Walker, in looks and skill. Silly and shit.

He said that he's happy to play for Rangers. Yeah, he really doesn't give a shit...

Croatia/Siwtzerland has been pretty good. Hope Coratia win, I'm a Prso mark.

Dion Dublin has signed for Leicester. I thought he'd go to West Brom. Source: BBC Text

I heard some where today that United had offered Athletico Madrid £40 million for Fernando Torres...who a waste of money that would be. Torres of over rated beyond belief. And if it was true, why do United even need another striker? When you think about it, they've got Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Alan Smith, Louis Saha and Diego Forlan. That's four strikers right that that range from good to brilliant. Still, £40 million? That's silly money.

Y'know how Figo's been bitching about how Deco's in the Portugal team, I don't know why he's so uppity about it when you think about who the Portugese coach is. Oh yeah, and go on Valeron. I've got you in the Sun Dream Team

My choices: Christiano Ronaldo - At the start of the season, I was impressed by him, but thought he got slightly stale around mid season, but nearer the end, when he started actually scoring more, I thought he was fantastic. Jook has it spot on, he will be amazing in a few years when he's slightly older and a little more mature. Also scored a good goal for Portugal today. Shaun Wright-Phillips - A brilliant young player, the best thing in an otherwise crap season for Man City. His highlights of the season for me were scoring the fourth against Man Utd and getting the winner against Spurs in the FA cup. One to watch for the future Jermain Defoe - As I mention a few times before, Defoe is far more deserving of a place in the England Euro 2004 squad that Heskey or Vassell. Whilst he's good now, I think that in a few season, he'll be an England regular and at a bigger team that Spurs.

From what I could tell, all he said was "For fuck sake, knock next time"

You know that you aren't actually directly participating with The Sun, don't you? Pfft, you probably knew that it was something to do with The Sun and just wanted to excuse to show that you don't like it...

Since I've had more time to watch it and decide on everyone, here's my rundown on what I think of everyone Jason - Funny, but gets a little too gay for my liking Dan - Seems really normal and calm. One of my favorites Stuart - Can't make up my mind. Seems alright sometimes, buy seems like a cock at others Ahmed - Just fucking do something or get out Victor - Didn't like him at first, but now I find him particularly funny Marco - Just go and die, you immature little twat. Michelle - Used to really like her, now gone off her slightly. Vanessa - Ruffty. Shell - Nice arse. Nadia - Irritating as hell. Too "whacky" for my liking. Emma - Dippy, but not dippy funny. Starved for attention and an absolutle pain in the arse. Anyone watch the live thing last night? Emma was cyring and going ape shit because she walked in on Victor on the toilet and he said "For fuck sake". Silly bint.

Looking superb.

Because Friends is so much funnier than Bill Hicks

Then again, being funnier than Friends is pretty easy.

More truthful words have never been spoken, crusader.

From what I've read, it's going to be just Joey I'm betting that it'll be terrible and get cancelled.