Mongrel

That Roberto is a DEAD RINGER of Geoffrey Rush. I hate Australia's Big Brother...

I seriously think somebody else should captain ahead of Vaughan in ODIs. NO centuries yet.

The major differences between the Aussie test and one day side which will see them win. Shane Keith Warne. Justin Lee Langer.

That Baisiya is so bad. Ashruful is my hero! Savior of me fantasy cricket team!

Sure, Kasper is fine in the tests, but we lack variation of pace in one dayers. Binga was very good in the VB Series and against New Zealand, wasn't wide then. Just ask Inzi who was ripped by a 159 km/h yorker.

Seriously, how Hussey never got more than SEVEN one day internationals is beyond me. Such a clean striker of the ball, and signle handedly (OK, maybe with some help from Clarkey) stopped the Aussies being rolled for 100. I never thought I'd say it, but the Aussies NEED Binga Lee. It is the pace they have been lacking, all the frontline bowlers bowl around 130-135, and Binga needs to return.

So far, the Aussies haven't at all looked convincing, and struggled to make runs againts Bangladesh! As I speak, the Bangers are 1/31. Although, last tour they did lose to several English counties, and won that 4-1. Tomorrow will be a cracker. My prediction, England to win the NWS and Australia to win the Ashes 3-1.

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Looks like Kostya might retire as well.

I fucking hate Man U. Was up 2-1 at half time. Mido is substituted on at half time and scores four. Cunt.

Well fuck that. Leading by four with three games to go. Loss - Loss (to bloody Liverpool who win the fucking thing) - Loss That means I lose by four. Sucks shit. Also got knocked out from CL by fucking Inter. Hatem Ben Arfa joining me in July, so YAY!

I know what you mean about the last eight. I've got Inter in the QF, and after getting beaten in the same stage by Milan in ET, I'm not too confident. Still, Diego is favourite to take out the award for best player, I gave him his real name of Diego Ribas da Cunha, because Diego sounds bad. Oh, and fuck injuries suck, I'm top of the table, but I had eight players at physio for a while there. And Carlos Tevez plays his old club in me, when I play Inter. I still am owed fucken 10 mil.

Here is a tip, SIGN A BLOKE CALLED DIEGO. I signed him on a Bosman with Newcastle in 2010, and he isn't a regen. Starts off at either Santos or Porto, an has only played four games for five goals. Valued at 36 mil at the moment, and is only 25. Will take a while to come good, but get him! Newcastle not going so good now, after winning the title and FA Cup, I win nothing after crashing out of the CL in ET against Milan. I wasn't happy. Sold Carlos Tevez for 60 mil + 10 after 30 appearances, otherwise he'd leave on Bosman. Then I signed Vanden Borre and some Columbian defender. Superstar to strengthen the defence. My team is as follows. GK - Libis Andres Arenas/Tim Wiese DR - Nigel de Jong/Stephen Carr DC - John Heitinga/Anthony Vanden Borre DC - Naldo/Didier Deguy Zekora DL - Andres Filipe Gonzales DMC - Vincent Kompany/Freddy Guarin ML - Freddy Adu/Daniel Bierofka MR - Wesley Sneijder/Lebohang Mokoena AML - Diego/Shinji Ono FC - Valeri Bojinov FC - Zlatan Ibrahimovic/Robin van Persie 4th after 3 games.

Bogdan Labont.

Roddick won't win on clay I don't think. My bet is either Nadal or Coria, but it is hard to go past Federer. Wouldn't be surprised to see Henman bomb out in the first couple of rounds.

Really shits me here. First Delta Goodrem, then Princess Mary, now Kylie. Yes, the 'Our Kylie' things are out in the media.

Worst Moment - My boys Crystal Palace being relegated Best Moment - My new boys Wigan being promoted Best Goal - Erik Edman, that big kick

Tim Wiese is good, depending on the year, Libis Andres Arenas is a star. Possibly Shay Given if you can afford him.

FM4Rums is good as well. Heaps of stuff there. Sortitoutsi is a very good site. I got a ball from there, face packs, new skin and player icons. Byaderfool. Now, lets get a cricket captain game as good as this.

Gonna post my Newcastle team. GK: Given DL: Heitinga DR: Carr DC: Kompany DC: Naldo ML: Bierofka MR: Santana AMC: Sneijder/Van Bommel FC: Kluivert/Van Persie/Shearer/Mokoena/Ameobi FC: Tevez WHY WON'T ANYONE BLOODY WELL BUY BOWYER!?!?!

Must a question, when you set 45 minutes to a player, does that count for goal keepers, cause fucking Shay Given never gets substituted. Also, if a international manager plays them for longer, can ya have a go at him?