Your Favorite Rap Lines

[Guest BacknBlackHoez]

"Biblical hits/

Flipable kickable spits/

Niggaz wit critical lyricals never no mythical shit/

Step into the evil fickle abyss/

Wiggle in pittifulness/

Swivle this and get pistol whipped" Tech N9ne - Sinister Tech

"Im lookin at ya like im big poppa/

I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a whoppa/

They wanna know why im so fly/

A girl asked me for a ring, and i put one around her whole eye" Big L - No Endz, No Skinz

Iv got some more, I just got to remember all of them. I thought it would be fun to see what some other peoples favorite rap lines are.

Edited December 28, 2004 by BacknBlackHoez

[Driver The Naniwa]

Big Pun - "Dream Shatterer"

"Aiyyo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team

Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden

I'm carvin my initials on your forehead

So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head

Reverse that, I curse at the first wack nigga with the worst rap

'cause he ain't worth jack

Hit him with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap

Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack

hand him his purse back

I'm the first Latin rapper to baffle your skull

Master the flow, niggaz be swearin I'm blacker than coal

Like Nat King, I be rappin' and tounge's packin'

The ones, magnums, cannons and gatling guns

It's Big Pun! The one and only son of Tony... Montana

You ain't promised manana in the rotten manzana

C'mon pana we be mob rhymers

Feel the marijuana, snake bite, anaconda

A man of honour wouldn't wanna try to match my persona

Sometimes rhymin I blow my own mind like Nirvana

Comma, and go the whole nine like Madonna

Go try to find another rhymer with my kinda grammar"

I was gonna only post the first line but the whole verse is too damn good not to post.

[grind your soul]

Yeah I don't listen to much rap outside of Eminem's first full-length.

But it has a couple of good lines on it.

"Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman,

Fuck the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'."

The latter line being my motto for high school and college.

And my personal favourite, the second very in "As the World Turns":

Hypocondriac, hanging out at the laundromat,

Where all the raunchy, fat, white trashy blondes be at.

Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage

Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch

I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya.

I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza.

But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month.

But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt.

But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers.

Plus, I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist!

So gimme all your money,

And don't try nothin funny,

'Cause you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me."

I went to grab my gun,

That's when her ass put it on me..

With an uppercut, and hit me with a basket of laundry.

I fell through the glass doors,

Started causin' a scene,

Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine.

Jumped up with a broken back.

Thank god I was smokin crack all day,

And doped up off coke and smack.

All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse!

Now I wanna kill her!

But yo, I gotta catch her first!

Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut.

Saw the house she ran up in,

And shot her fuckin porch up.

Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut.

Looked around the room,

That's when I seen the bedroom door shut.

"I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!

You might as well come out now!"

She said "Come in, it's unlocked!"

I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne,

And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn.

She said, "Come here big boy, let's get acquainted."

I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it.

She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her!

I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her!

I started to beg, "No, please, let go!"

But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll!

With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled.

I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple.

Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick..

"Den den den den den den, go go Gadget Dick!"

Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it,

It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage!

I shouted, "Now bitch, let's see who gets the best!"

Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death.

(Ahh!! Ahhh!)

[tristy]

The whole Poet Laureate II song by Canibus.

Also, Suicide Letters & Devil Boy, especially this line:

To the devil worshipers at my signings thinkin'

I'm narly (huh)

I just wanna go to your parties

So I can run thru all your goth bitches

and rock bitches

Take'em on the block and now they 2Pac bitches

Edited December 28, 2004 by Tristof

[Lord Nibbler]

Yeah I don't listen to much rap outside of Eminem's first full-length.

[BlackFlagg]

SSLP is his second full-length.

[tristy]

Isn't it Infinite?

[MDK]

My feeble attempt at being a strong, big brotherdoing father figure 8's

Ripping my cape on the ground that it dragged on

Tripping on fate and hearing the sounds of a sad song

Listen, it's great sharing time now that dad's gone,

But what's with the choice of words?

Or the body parts that you decided to tag them on?

I'm a bagabond who moved to modern day Babylon and then back again

With minimal contact and you know I can't ask your mom what's happening

You've got such beautiful gifts What are you doing ruining the packaging?

How ironiccome to thinkI probably put this ink on my back for him

I want you to laugh and sing more,

But you dropped anchor in a place

where dreams go to die and you're keeping your ass indoors

I'm asking for you to stick it outand see things through

You're asking for me to zip my mouth and keep it just between me and you 

[Guest BacknBlackHoez]

"You know dat new brand nigga Kutt Kalhoun (who dat?)/

Ya know dat big lipped pretty nigga wit the gold teeth he rappin wit Tech/

I heard he just signed a new deal, and estimated 5 or 6 million/

That nigga fine if he grillin/ that boys mine/BITCH!/

Big clits and all, the things involved/ Got yo brain desolved/

You couldnt squeeze in these draws/ If you was my dick & balls" Kutt Kalhoun - Bianca's & Biatrices

"Just cause you went platinum, aint got shit to do wit luck/

Just means a million people stupid as fuck" Immortal Technique - Industrial Revolution

Edited December 28, 2004 by BacknBlackHoez

[Lord Nibbler]

SSLP is his second full-length.

What's the first?

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Edited December 28, 2004 by Jimmy the Exploder

[Guest BacknBlackHoez]

yes, Infinte is out of print, you'll prolly have about as muich luck finding it as you will have finding "The Calm before The Storm", "Celcius" & "The Worst" by Tech.

check rapbay.com, they have plenty of rare stuff.

"Fuck tha world and niggaz that proceed to run it

Rule' for prez cause I'm one of the best that done it

On the M-I, these niggaz spittin' semi, to get by

But never really get right, livin off of the hit I

"DMX" was my dog, but now we just dog fight

He sucking on glass dicks, calling them crack pipes

And I'm hearin' you letting yo' health slide these days

And yo lady's dicked up, and you contracted to aids

Who the fuck you callin' gay nigga, must a been talk to

Em' and "Dre", nigga, pour out a little liqour

And rest in peace to "Tupac Shakur", cause you let us know

that Dre was a queer before

And "Marshall" how dare you use his name in vain

Son of a panther, you'll never understand his pain

But you do understand trailer parks and cocaine

Disrespcting your mother what fuckin part of

the game is that man , I guess this world need change

so we got it, and now I gotta put 'em in the grave

Red, guide 'em before they put us in the cage" Ja Rule - Blood In My Eye

Edited December 28, 2004 by BacknBlackHoez

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Nas ft P Diddy - Hate me now

Don’t hate me, hate the money I see, clothes that I buy

Ice that I wear, clothes that I try

Close your eyes, picture me rollin,

Sixes, money foldin

Bitches honeys that swollen

The riches, nas get in ya

Most critically acclaimed pulitzer prize winner

Best storyteller thug narrator my style’s greater

Model dater, big threat to a lot of you haters

Commentators ring side try watchin my paper

Almost a decade quite impressive

Most of the best is in the essence

For this rap shit that I stand for

Expanding more to the big screen

Bill gates dreams

But it seems youd rather see me in jail

With state dreams

Want me off the scene fast

But good things last

Like your favorite m.c. still makin’ some mean cash

First rapper to bring a platinum plaque

Back to the projects

But you still wanna hate, be my guest

I suggest

[fineintent]

Dizzee Rascal - Sittin' Here (From Boy in Da Corner)

I’m just sittin’ here

I aint sayin’ much I just think

And my eyes don’t move left or right, they just blink

I think too deep

And I think too long

Plus I think I’m gettin’ weak

‘Cos my thoughts are too strong

I’m just sittin’ here

I aint sayin’ much I just gaze

I’m lookin’ into space while my CD plays

I gaze quite a lot

In fact I gaze always

And if I blaze

Then I’ll just gaze away my days

‘Cos it’s the same old story

Shotters, runners, catz and money stacks

‘Cos it’s the same old story

Ninja bikes, gunfights and scary nights

It’s the same old story

Window tints and gloves for fingerprints

It’s the same old story

Police investigate, now that area’s bate

‘Cos it was only yesterday

We was playin’ football in the street (remember man)

It was only yesterday

None of us could ever come to harm

It was only yesterday

Life was a touch more sweet

Now I’m sittin’ here

Thinkin’ Wha gwan?

Wha gwan (get me wha gwan)

[StevenRichardsRules]

Eminem - My First Single

Hickory Dickory derr digga

Look at me work wizardry with these words

Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken

Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain

22 jerks and a jerk circle

Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute

What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it

rrrbb lemme ask you again

Am I just jerkin the chain

Am I bizerk or insane

Or am I just one of them damn amateurs

Workin the damn camera filmin one of them

Paris Hilton home made pornos

Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle

and

So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,

Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw

Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick

And stick a dick in your mouth

I'm done you can fuck off

fucka-fucka-fuck offf!

Eminem - Rainman

Now in the Bible it says

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,

Have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course, it's intercourse

And it's bi-sexual sex

Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which

Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today's kids

In a more derogatory way but

Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?

Let's ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre? (What up?)

I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)

Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

But, ut! I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't mean to go in into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a females butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

And all of Eminem's Ass Like That

Yea...I know...I've been listening to Encore too much...

[Guest BacknBlackHoez]

yes, cause that album is extremely annoying...and overall bad IMO. lol

Edited December 29, 2004 by BacknBlackHoez

[StevenRichardsRules]

To each his own, I guess

[K]

Hands in the air,

Like you just don't care.

[Guest BacknBlackHoez]

"I heard ya punk ass album, ya singin like Aretha/

Who the fuck want them ugly ass G-Unit sneakers?" Bang 'em Smurf & Domination - Real Gangsta Shit

[eWRplaya]

I dont generally like rap myself, but Tupacs songs usually have good lyrics... im too lazy to find some lyrics, but listen to "Changes" thats some good shit right there

[Dogg]

"Heaven" by Scarface

Listening to different scriptures, they teach on God

and if you ain't never met him, don't speak on God

I'm serious about religon, this just ain't no song

hearing niggas make up scriptures and playing along

probably saying I'm a hypocrite for judging these folks

but you can tell he ain't a christian by the way that he spoke

I pray for everybody hoping that they hear that voice

the one that paralyzies you from head down boy

where you aware of your surroundings yet you still can't move

water shooting out of your eyes when you hear this dude

and the voice is much louder than the voice you thought was the voice of the

holy spirt

you'll change your life when you hear it

and the next morning you wake up and the world will look lighter

the grass greener and the sun brighter

I know the feeling firsthand, I've witnessed the sights

when I allowed the lord to come in my life

and it was like heaven

but I'm a man and I ain't perfect

that's a poor excuse that ain't working

I ask him forgiveness for every sin I committ

hoping he gone let me stay on his list

I'm trying to get to Heaven