This is fucked up

[Your Mom]

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT GREAT ROCK STAR

The following are current dates and locations for UNTITLED ROCK STAR PROJECT (working title) open casting calls. Both women and men are encouraged to audition. You must be at least 21 years of age. Open Calls are on a first-come first-serve basis. Please arrive early! Due to scheduling restrictions, producers cannot guarantee everyone an audition. Producers will do their best to see everyone.

Charlotte, NC

Tuesday, January 25 (8AM - 4PM)

Milestone Club

Nashville, TN

Thursday, January 27 (8AM - 4PM)

Exit/In

New York, NY

Sunday, January 30 (8AM - 4PM)

CBGB

Minneapolis, MN

Tuesday, February 1 (8AM - 4PM)

First Avenue

Toronto, Canada

Friday, February 4 (8AM - 4PM)

The Mod Club

Chicago, IL

Sunday, February 6 (8AM - 4PM)

Schubas Tavern

Boston, MA

Wednesday, February 9 (8AM - 4PM)

Middle East

Omaha, NE

Friday, February 11 (8AM - 4PM)

Mick's Music & Bar

New Orleans, LA

Monday, February 14 (8AM - 4PM)

Tipitina's

Austin, TX

Wednesday, February 16 (8AM - 4PM)

Whats that you say? Sara this doesn't seem too fucked up to me. Well heres the fucked up part. The winner of the contest becomes the new lead singer for INXS! A band that used to mean something is now reduced to this... fucking sad.

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

That is pretty fucking sad if you ask me,

So fucking sad that I have to eat the remaining members of INXS.

[Guest U.s_Champ_Mysterio]

reality shows these days they aren't even reality checks anymore so sap goes for X number of weeks of training and then gets a contract Ttotal Bull

[Your Mom]

How do we replace Michael Hutchence? I know! Let's put a show on CBS!

[Guest Bluesman]

That this is allowed anywhere near First Ave. in Minneapolis makes me sick, as does what is a contest to determine the new singer of a band whose dominant force was the lead singer. Hopefully they do Nirvana next...

[Underage Politician]

They've been making fun of this on Australian radio for months now. Pretty shitty idea.

Edited January 28, 2005 by Underage Politician

[apsham]

Not worse than that show where they take a girl who's been seperated from her father from years, and turn it into a reality show with X number of men to see if she can point out which one of them's her father.

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Hopefully the winner isn't into sexual hanging.

[jonnycomelately]

Hopefully the winner isn't into sexual hanging.

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[tristy]

And Nashville?  What is INXS going into the Country/Western scene?

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