jonnycomelately

Deron Williams seems to be heading to Besiktas in Turkey. Hopefully more stars follow suit to stay in shape during the lockout.

Andddddddddddddddd there goes Nick Folk's job.

The right call by your definition is that anyone other than a QB can get hit with a helmet anywhere on his person and not get flagged for it, and that's because the rule basically makes everyone other than QBs expendable. I think the rule is if the person is an active runner and if a QB goes all Mike Vick and runs from the pocket, he's the same as any other player. There really is no debating it, by the rulebook, it was a clean hit. Does the rule need to be changed? That's debatable. It really was an unlikely occurence, the first guy who hit Collie turned him into the other guy who fucked him up This pretty much. But the more glaring question coming out of this game... I can't be the only one that hates listening to Phil Simms call a game, right? No, he's dreadful. But alas in all of his infinite Phil-osophy I now know that helmet to helmet hits ARE allowed if you are a runner. OK, Phil. Whatever you say.

The sad thing about the Vikings comeback is that Childress can keep his job for another week and sit there and go "Hey we don't need Randy Moss to throw the ball." You have a top 3 running back and he's an afterthought because Childress is at the mercy of Captain Cockshot Brett Favre.

Oh Matt Schaub, you have to throw the ball to get yards. Getting sacked is not a positive thing.

Matt Cassel QB, Kansas City

Shonn Greene, RB New York Jetropolitans

I already have Lance Moore.

Steve Smith WR, NY Football Giants

T.J. Duckett RB, Seattle

I catch about 45 seconds of the Pats/Bungles game on TV while at work last night and it seems that I wasn't seeing things. Chad Ochocinco kicking a PAT and the subsequent kickoff. Further proof that preseason games should constantly have the Benny Hill music playing in the background.

The Defense and Special Teams of the New York Jetropolitans.

Former college basketball brothers Scientific and Majestic Mapp Former Georgetown Hoyas Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje and Boubacar Aw

Oh Brett Favre, $10-$12 mill went spent. Oh wait, they traded picks for Sage Rosenfels and now he may be the number three. Bravo Vikings. Bravo.

Lance Moore, WR New Orleans Saints

And the hits just keep on coming, Fabregas five holes Timmy and Everton are getting run out of their own building. I think Lescott may actually be asleep.

I guess Villa forgot that they had a match today.

Eddie Royal, WR Denver Broncos

Tony Gonzalez, TE Atlanta Falcons

Kevin Smith, RB Detroit Lions

Dwayne Bowe, WR Kansas City Chiefs

As a two time winner and two time runner-up, welcome my entry for this year. Number 9 With A Bullet...too soon?

Wang is currently rocking a 33 and change ERA. Brilliant. New Yankee Stadium is an absolute launching pad.

The Mets continue their bullpen revamping by trading for former Seattle closer J.J. Putz. Aaron Heilman is off to Seattle and Joe Smith is heading to Cleveland as part of a 3 team, 12 player deal.

That Colts/Browns game (if I even want to call that abomination such) was one of the ugliest I have sat and watched all the way through in quite a while. At least the Colts won and I got to see Ken Dorsey emerge and run in circles seemingly to Benny Hill music for a couple minutes. If anything positive came out of this contest it was that Robert Mathis is still a beast. At least Derek Anderson got his payday before this year because now he is borderline valueless.