jonnycomelately

Jonnycomelately picks the defense of the Miami Dolphins

With my eigth pick, I gladly select the woman slapper himself, Randy McMichael, TE Miami Dolphins

Just for the record #13 is Sarunas Jasikevicius. He played college ball at Maryland and all he did was hit threes so that was no surprise. Well neither is seeing the USA basketball team get dominated nowadays. If they lose to Angola, they should sink the cruise ship they are staying on and go down with the ship. Carlos Boozer is an Olympian, I still cant get over that.

With the sixth round pick for the Jonnycomelately franchise... Jake Plummer, QB Denver Broncos

The further plunge into cap hell for the Knicks continues. I thought the bludgeoning had come to an end with the Crawford trade. Now it seems that Erick Dampier, a target for months now, is off to Dallas for scrubs and more 1st rounders (Cuban is going to have no draft for a while). How does Isiah Thomas and the rest of the magnificent Knicks front office deal with this dilemma. HEY lets re-sign Vin Baker! Not only is he playing out of position on this team at center, he fucking stinks at it. What the Knicks need is a true big man. And while Dampier wavered around on the market while management made sad offers like Othella Harrington and Shandon Anderson for Dampier, Dallas jumped in and threw in what Golden State was really looking for in a sign and trade. DRAFT PICKS! It's not like the Knicks ever put draft picks to good use anyway. Fredric Weis, Frank Williams, John Thomas, the three headed Wallace-McCarty-Jones monster, Monty Williams, Hubert Davis...and those are just first rounders, which they don't have every year because of retarded trades. The only ones since 1992 that I can't knock are Charlie Ward cuz he contributed forever and Mike Sweetney cuz I haven't seen him play regularly yet. I hope Trevor Ariza, a second round pick can buck that trend. He's played well in summer league. But so did Jason Kapono. In closing, Scott Layden if you quit, I would attempt a backflip in glee.

This is the point in the draft where you make picks that eventually bring about regret I am avoiding that at this point by going with the safe gut pick of JAVON WALKER, WR, Green Bay Packers

Jonnycomelately uses his fourth round pick to acquire another running back KEVAN BARLOW, HB, San Francisco 49ers

If the Indians end up making the playoffs and Hafner finishes with over 30 HRs and 115 RBI (which he more than likely will) he will vault into the top two for AL MVP. Last year they were more than ready to give the award to David Ortiz with a .281 BA and 31 HR but his stock didn't rise quick enough nationwide. A-Rod only won it because the writers were tired of using the excuse that he was playing on a last place team (even though his season before was much better). He has got to be ranked up there with David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez, Miguel Tejada, and Vlad Guerrero for AL MVP. When it comes to NL MVP, its a toss-up between the annual candidate Barry Bonds, Adrian Beltre, Albert Pujols, and Mark Loretta. YES I SAID MARK LORETTA, the Padres are on the cusp of the playoffs and the big hitters have basically shit the bed this season. Rolen from STL, and Lee, Alou, and Ramirez will take votes from each other, and Loretta stands out on his team compared to the duo of Cards and trifecta of Cubs. He's third on the team in HR's and RBI's leads in average and is third among Major League second basemen in fielding percentage. He doesn't have a realistic shot in winning because of the first three but he should get a good deal of votes even if the Padres falter late.

jonnycomelately makes the fantastic selection of the QB for the Seattle Seahawks, Matthew Hasselbeck

2K5 is much better than Madden in my opinion, but if I get challenged to another game by David Arquette, I think I'm gonna lose it.

Last time I checked Gagne's last blown save in three years came against the ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS. Yes Gagne gave up a HR to Jason Giambi in the game I think you are talking about, but then he struck out Hideki Matsui to end the game and get the save. And about Steve Karsay, he stunk two years ago, they were trying to shed that contract like a rampant case of VD. Now all of a sudden, his return will make them stronger. And if my memory serves me correctly, the Dodgers won that series, the only game losing when Hideo Nomo, the devil incarnate pitched. Face it, the Yankees are not the Yankees this year. If they were then they wouldn't be sending out Tanyon Sturtze, who the Dodgers released after giving up three homers in a game a SINGLE A, at all. I may be just a smidge biased being a Dodgers fan, but at this point in time I'd take the Dodgers rotation every single day and twice on Sunday. Have fun when Gary Sheffield retires.

Talk about the AL all you want, the World Series will be won by the NL's Los Angeles Dodgers this year. There is no stronger balanced team in either league that can match up with them. The Cardinals have a much better lineup but their pitching, more relief than starting, is very spotty. Whoever wins the Wild Card is as good as gone. The Cubs don't get clutch hits and this is even with the addition of Nomar Garciaparra. The Padres are this year's Royals. They're starting to fade already. Their big hitters shit the bed late in the game and their middle relief is garbage. And don't even say anything on the Braves. If the Pirates were in the NL Easy (not a typo) they'd win it. For the AL side of things, the Yankees will not go far with a back of the rotation of Tanyon Sturtze and Esteban Loaiza. Plus getting to Gordon and Rivera when your starter comes out in the 4th is harder than you think. No team from the Central, either Cleveland (watch out for them next year if they get a free agent bat and a REAL closer) or Minnesota, will ever make it out of the ALDS. Oakland, Texas, and Anaheim will beat each other up. Boston will choke as usual but only because their bullpen is so hurt and the replacements are atrocious. I think I've made my point clear. GAME OVER BITCHES!

I pick Marvin Harrison, WR, Da Greatest Team in the League