jonnycomelately

I thought this topic was dead but I just had to make one last little point...after the fall out of this NBA shit bomb. I was on the Pacers website recently. And what do I see, Jermaine O'Neal handing out turkeys to underprivileged families. I look at another link to see Stephen Jackson doing Read to Achieve (even though it is probably the kids reading to Stephen j/k) Ron Artest trots his dumb ass to every morning show in the country with his retarded t-shirt and hat "True Warrier" or whatever shit that is and holding that "Allore" CD like it is the cure for cancer. I don't think you could pry that thing away from him. This just proves one thing, O'Neal and Jackson care about their image, and don't want to turn their back on the community after they turned their fists on some unruly Pistons fans. Artest on the other hand, is out of his fucking mind. If the Pacers don't release this fucking head case in the offseason, it will just be a detrimant to the team as well as the league. Let him go make his own album, maybe it'll be worse than Chris Webber's.

Sauerbrun is a equal opportunity Gramatica hater. He hates Martin, Bill, and younger South Florida kicker brother Santiago. Martin and Sauerbrun almost went at it twice in 2002, one time after Santiago taunted Sauerbrun outside the Panthers locker room. He even went as far as to call the trio of Gramaticas, fucking greaseballs. Also a short while ago, he basically swayed management not to give Bill the kicker job for the injured John Kasay and even offered to kick himself, only if they refunded some of the $40K he lost in fines for being overweight. What a feud between kickers and punters...so riveting...not.

In dealing with Barry Bonds, let me just say one thing. I hate him. I hope he dies in the worst scenario possible. I would throw a fucking party for it, I'd be elated. Saying that, you can't take away from what he's done over the past 4 years and throughout his entire career overall. Every pitch he sees in the strike zone is either a near swing and miss or it's killed. He doesn't get fooled. My problem is how the media, after all the years of shitting on him now kisses his ass. Don't give me the steroid rant, we all know he is on something, but so was Big Mac and noone seemed to have that big of a problem with it. And didn't Ken Caminiti use roids during the 1999 MVP season of his. It's not uncommon but roids or no roids, Bonds is tearing it up. I don't think he should have won the MVP because his team didn't make the playoffs. Not saying that he can do everything but the MVP should have enough of an impact to get his team over the hump. Usually Bonds in a big spot will get walked, but this year there were a couple of occasions where he had a chance to be a hero late in the season and he couldn't get the job done. Neither could anyone else on the Giants though. I seem to be contradicting myself over and over, but to clarify I think what Barry Bonds is doing is great for the game of baseball, he puts asses in the seats and hits big home runs, but he can't win the big game and he needs to think about that when he keeps re-upping with San Fran. Barry needs to take his roided ass history making tour elsewhere, except LA cuz I hate him. j/k RE-SIGN BELTRE YOU MORONS!!!!!!!

He has never been called upon to have power because he is a leadoff hitter. Name another catcher that hits leadoff, that's part of where his value lies. He has no pop but he gets on base and plays good defense and doesn't strike out, he always puts the ball in play and still has decent enough speed to beat the DP out. I don't think he's worth what he's paid in baseball terms but I've seen worse contracts for much worse players.

HAHAHA. That is a terrible fate, but here's another bet you'd probably have to be high to take. Over/Under Peyton Manning TD passes in a game: 4, taking the under...or betting whether or not Jim Sorgi will get in the game this week. Garbage time starts with 12 minutes left boys.

and ATL could probably get rid of Walker for him, so he can chook some tres' oop in Canada eh I don't think many teams in the Atlantic are going to make big moves though because the division is going to be so close (still under .500 but close) and the NBA has this whole schtick with "team chemistry" and "veteran leadership" and the thing is those things go out the window if you have a team that can just beat people down ala the Lakers of a couple years ago. Most of the people on that team hated each other, primarily because they were either on Shaq's side or Kobe's side, but they won and won and won. They just killed people cuz they could, no stupid gimmicky cliches necessary.

I know that "Bring The Noise" by Public Enemy and Anthrax is on both but as for the rest of the list I can't think of the song names off the top of my head. There are a couple of Powerman 5000 songs for sure and a Breaking Benjamin song but past that I am fuzzy on it.

Yeah that's pretty bad. They are pulling a reverse-Sacramento. They win the big games against good teams but shit the bed against the scrub teams like Chicago and New Orleans, next stop getting swept by Atlanta and Charlotte...never mind that can't happen...or can it?

Is Pittsburgh paying any of that ghastly contract at all cuz that may have been a reason why they got him because in Oakland, Adam Melhuse and Damian Miller ain't gonna cut it. But if not, this is a dumb deal even if Arthur Rhodes is garbage and got replaced by the equal-meltdown that is Octavio Dotel.

The Celtics stink. Doc Rivers keeps on letting Paul Pierce jack up 17-22 shots a game with a crappy shooting percentage. The Atlantic Division is the worst division in all of professional sports. The winner of that division will be under .500. It will either be New York or Philly. Boston is garbage, Toronto will be hit by a rash of injuries like they always do, and New Jersey is worse than awful, abysmal if you will. To lose to a team as decimated by suspensions and injuries as the Pacers is just wrong. Kudos to Indiana though, Rick Carlisle is doing wonders with people he never thought would get off his bench.

I fucked up before so I will explain why I picked Showgirls, not only do I crack up each time I watch this but Jessie Spano gets buck naked and Gina Gershon is in it. That is why this is my choice, but good God is it awful. I'd rather fall off my garage into a thorn bush than watch any of these heeping piles of shit. If anyone has never seen Ripper, every two weeks or so its on Showtime at 2 or 3 in the morning after a softcore porn or a replay of that Jay-Z concert from like a year ago. And if anybody picks Steel they seriously need to think about killing themselves because I know that thought ran through my mind after sitting through 5 minutes of this shitbomb. And I thought Shaq hit his lowpoint with Kazaam. UGH.

My pick is Showgirls.

Any Dean Cain movie that was originally on TBS but now plays on HBO at 2 in the morning and I watch because I can't go to sleep or don't want to watch the re-runs of Everybody loves Raymond or some shit like that... They're like no other drug, you hate to sit there and watch these shitbombs but you can't peel yourself away EXAMPLES: No Alibi, Christmas Rush, Militia, Firetrap It doesn't make it any better that Eric Roberts randomly shows up in most of these movies as well...I've said too much...I have to go kick myself in the face now.

It's not that surprising to see Kapler leave, but he was a professional about wanting to start when he was in Boston. He knew his role with the team, if Trot was healthy, Trot played. He wanted to start like he has wherever else he played but shut his mouth and did the little things that helped the Red Sox to the World Series championship. Now maybe he can become the first person to win the World Series than go to Japan and win the championship over there in consecutive years. That would boost his stock substantially if he ever planned on playing in the Majors again. Also Al Leiter is talking to the Marlins about signing there and as soon as he retires going into the booth. I think he can help the Marlins in both areas. During the playoffs he was surprisingly bareable compared to the rest of the idiots Fox trots out there to call playoff games. Plus I think Al needs to get out of NY, seeing how he's only probably gonna play 2-3 years more maximum.

How bout them Washington Nationals...nevermind that, has anyone heard the final number of what Beltran (aka Scott Boras) is asking for? I know it's 10 years but I've heard different numbers from 145-175 and in some places as low as 110. Ain't that some shit I just said $110 million dollars is low.

Maybe David Stern thought Tinsley was just going out to clean up all the popcorn off the floor? You know, cuz Jamaal is such a good guy and all.

Now that me and my friends have beaten the mission portion of San Andreas and don't really feel like going through the hidden packages and all that other crap...We've developed a couple of games/fun things to do to make the game still playable. GAME 1 Set a time limit and see who can kill the most people It's really fun when you set the time limit at 4 minutes, I don't know but with us it just seems to provide the most drama. GAME 2 Go up on the top of the mountain and either time each other in a race to the bottom (you lose if you die) usually the funnest on a Sanchez because you die so frequently when someone lives its an out of control jump. GAME 3 Take as many different types of vehicles you can to said mountain and drive off the ramp I took a tractor up there it took me five minutes but when that thing went off the edge it was followed with five minutes of laughter FOR GAMES 2+3 the parachute is optional but not recommended because it takes the fun of if you fall off the bike falling to your splattering demise. IF ANYBODY ELSE HAS DEVISED FUN THINGS LIKE THIS TO PASS THE TIME PLEASE POST THEM BECAUSE WE HAVE BASICALLY JUMPED EVERYTHING AND EVERY PERSON HAS MADE IT DOWN THE MOUNTAIN ON THE SANCHEZ AT LEAST ONCE.

Dave Dickenson, didn't he get picked up by the Chargers a couple of years ago? Nevermind I watched about 10 minutes of that game yesterday while the Giants/Falcons were at commercial...whats up with the whole arena football WR's running up to the line as the ball is snapped garbage? Did CFL start this or did AFL?

How did that vaunted Bears defense look Sunday? Indy is pissed off and they are just beating the shit out of people. Since when did garbage time start with 12 minutes to go in the fourth quarter? JIM SORGI SIGHTING!!!! Now if only the Colts defense could do better against good quarterbacks (not Craig "40 QB rating" Krenzel) they'd be shitting on people left and right. The only teams in the AFC that the Colts should worry about are Pittsburgh and New England. Pittsburgh because they are content on running the ball 50 times in a game and New England because more than likely they'll have home field advantage and Indy can't play in the cold.

The Giants face the Falcons bro...wrong Manning.

Man did Michigan shit the bed yesterday...that was tough to watch.

How bad is Orlando...almost gettin taken out by the Bad News Bears...I mean the Indiana Pacers with a second year scrub and a rookie starting with a guy they picked up off waivers, a slam dunk champion, a stiff who shoots threes and takes charges, and their one bench guy...an undrafted rookie out of Kent State who played 3 positions so that the big men starting didn't have to play 48 minutes like the guards did. That shows a lot of heart from those guys after what happened the night before. Do I smell some 10-day contracts on the horizon?

Predictions for how many times Eli Manning gets sacked this week I'm gonna set the bar low at 4

Pay me close to eight million dollars a year and I'm sure I'll just call you a fucking piece of trash and be on my way while I watch security drag your brain-dead ass away.