jonnycomelately

How dare you stop talking about the basket-brawl (the ESPN.com headline which I called from a mile away)? It is time to move on so to speak, all the fucktards in that ordeal should get their just due but hey this is the NBA. On the whole Carter thing, they've been trying to shop him for months now and Shareef needs to get out of the power forward purgatory that is Portland. And ESPN, I think they just threw in Vladmir Stepania's name just for laughs because I haven't heard shit from that guy all season.

The guy O'neal hit was not a case of self-defense, but if you're that much of a sped to get on the court during a NBA melee, you have a KO coming to ya. It was like O'Neal was already in the locker room, decided to just sprint and at the end of the run this dude was just standing there and Jermaine took his head off. That was the funniest part of a horrible situation.

He was lying on the table cuz he was pissed that he just got ejected from the game. Yeah, the throwing was a bitch move, but hey when they were throwing the bottles at the Browns game a couple of years ago, you didn't see any of them take off into the stands and start swinging. And anybody that thinks Artest is blameless in this is a complete fucking moron. It shouldn't have escalated the way it did...and it was all because of him. If he would have just shrugged it off (it was a plastic bottle for Christ's sake and it hit him in the chest) and said that the guy threw like a girl or something, that would have been appropraite but no, the fucking psycho goes "Charge the Mound" on this guy and him nor Jackson even hit the RIGHT FUCKING GUY. The guy who started all the crap was going all stealth and shit and then he attacked Artest from behind. That and the guy who cheap shotted Fred Jones were the only people in the stands that deserved to get snuffed out. The two dipshits that got laid out by Artest and O'Neal...I feel no sympathy for those retards. They wanted to get hit, and they sure as hell got their wish. My wish though was that Artest got pepper sprayed, developed some type of infection, and died. Cuz I really hate that guy, he's a punk (to use John Saunders terminology).

Did you see the size of the guy that hit Fred Jones? He was pushing 350! That guy was the biggest faggot of the fans, after the guy in the warmup jacket, you double the size of a guy and you wait until he turns around to get some shots on him. That guy was chilling there for a good 2 minutes, as soon as Fred Jones turned away that guy let him have it. And the guy in the warm-up jacket, yeah you fucking piece of garbage, let the dork whose pleading for his life get pummeled first before you attack Artest from behind. The fans in that section and the ones that came on the floor were totally classless. When I say faggot of the fans, I am excluding the two biggest faggots in the situation, Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson (who looks like Pras). With that being said though, there was no reason whatsoever for any player to go into the stands. NONE. The fans who came on the floor rightfully got knocked the fuck out, but the ones in the stands. That was uncalled for and now wherever Indiana goes for the rest of the season, this shit is gonna follow them. If I had my way, Jackson and Artest would both be gone from the league. Seriously, Latrell Sprewell was gone for a year after he mildly choked his coach after he dropped an N-bomb on him. Artest and Jackson should be sent to play in Iraq. I always thought Artest was a piece of shit. He has attacked other players, refs, coaches, teammates, cameramen and their equipment, he's a loose cannon who finally went after the last group at a basketball game he could think of...the fans. WHAT A MESS...

Here is my recommendations for suspensions: Ron Artest- season, possible criminal charges (all his crap) Jermaine O'Neal- 20 games (only attacked someone on the court) Stephen Jackson- season (went up there unprovoked and hit an innocent bystander) Ben Wallace- 3 games (standard for throwing punches in a game) Jamaal Tinsley- 5 games (he hit an official but it was by accident) Fred Jones- 5 games (see Jamaal Tinsley) Nobody else should get any suspensions because they didn't do anything but try to keep the peace. Austin Croshere should get a payraise though. He was everyone's human shield.

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Maybe Artest and Young Buck can get a package deal on defense attorneys...seeing how they are both rappers and all. Did anybody see Artest when he was in the tunnel he flashed an Allore CD and said the release date j/k But if anybody can find this it would be hilarious...Artest was doing an interview after the Pacers/Hawks game and he was wearing a TO-esque t-shirt promoting his album. Here's the catch though unless this is an attempt to distinguish himself from "Basketball Ron" or something he forgot how to spell his own last name A-R-T-E-S-T-T. That guy needs to be put to sleep.

Maybe Artest and Young Buck can get a package deal on defense attorneys...seeing how they are both rappers and all. Did anybody see Artest when he was in the tunnel he flashed an Allore CD and said the release date j/k But if anybody can find this it would be hilarious...Artest was doing an interview after the Pacers/Hawks game and he was wearing a TO-esque t-shirt promoting his album. Here's the catch though unless this is an attempt to distinguish himself from "Basketball Ron" or something he forgot how to spell his own last name A-R-T-E-S-T-T. That guy needs to be put to sleep.

Jackson went in there to try to finish off the guy that Artest hit...but he didn't even hit the right guy. Jackson fucked up. And about the elderly, one lady got trampled when some fuckup decided he was Sabu and was gonna try to hit O'Neal in the face by throwing a chair at him.

He looks like one of those guys that helps direct airplanes where to park that oompa loompa. Where's the orange glowsticks?

And one last thing...this has no bearing on anything but at first people at other tables just turning to the game thought that the Pacers just won on a last second shot or something then all at once you just heard one loud scream... FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you didn't watch this as it was happening you are seeing a very watered down version of the entire situation. In the Fight in the Palace post I've done to the best of my ability a breakdown of what happened with each person remotely involved with the incident. I know it was crazy but at the end everybody at the bad was calling for a one on one game between James Jones and Darvin Ham to play out the last 45.9 seconds.

I was watching the game live on TV as it happened and they showed so many different angles so I am gonna break it down for ya...who did what and to who... Originally it was just a melee between the Pacers and Pistons after Ben Wallace over-reacted by a bitch flagrant by Ron Artest but then... RON ARTEST got a beer thrown at him while he was lying on the scorer's table bypassed some black lady calling him a faggot pummeled the guy with the glasses got jumped from behind by the dick that started it, then pummeled him got torn away from it by Eddie Gill and Rick Mahorn then hit that guy with the hat on the court then his buddy tried to tackle Artest got threatened with pepper spray JERMAINE O'NEAL got a 75 ft. running start and knocked the guy that wanted a piece of Artest's buddy's head off got a chair thrown at him STEVEN JACKSON knocked the guy who he thought was the guy that Artest hit (but it wasn't out) FRED JONES got attacked from behind by some fat guy inadvertantly punched security thinking it was still that guy AUSTIN CROSHERE used as Rick Carlisle's human shield got elbowed in the face trying to hold Steven Jackson back JAMAAL TINSLEY hit a security guard trying to hold him back from going into the brought out the dustpan on a stick and was waving it like he just didn't care JONATHAN BENDER took the brunt of popcorn, beer, and Sprite as he punched some guy out in the whole chair melee than became Jermaine's human shield SCOT POLLARD surprised he didn't get laid out because he looked like he was in the Elvis Costello look-alike contest RIP HAMILTON Got something thrown at him and tried to rush into stands RASHEED WALLACE someone called him a piece of shit (in his own arena) and he rushed in but didn't do anything but try to get Artest off that first guy BEN WALLACE never went into the stands but said fuck a good 100 times SOME OLD LADY got trampled and wasn't moving at all AFTER THE GAME, AND ALSO AT THE HALF OF THE MEMPHIS/SACRAMENTO GAME John Saunders called the Pistons fans a bunch of punks, sissies, and pussies Larry Brown blamed the Pacers players more than the fans Screamin' Steven A. Smith called this the biggest joke he's ever seen in his life and he never wants to go to Detroit again because the fans are all morons Greg Anthony mumbled something but I couldn't understand his ebonics HOPE THIS BREAKDOWN HELPS EVERYONE BECAUSE THIS WAS THE CRAZIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN SPORTS...and I watched the Dodgers rush the crowd at Wrigley

This had to have been the craziest thing I've ever seen live in my life. Fans were getting their faces rearranged left and right by Pacers players. If you haven't seen this yet, you'll see it all day tomorrow. Me and my buddies were at the bad and we thought that the Pacers just won on like a last second shot or something then all hell just broke loose. Then ESPN showed a million different camera angles and views. The biggest blow of the night though was the running punch landed by Jermaine O'Neal on some fucking retard who came on the court and tried to tackle Ron Artest after he slugged his friend. This whole situation was fucked but it was mad fun to watch and I shall watch it over and over again tomorrow.

He's gonna get rapped...oh no...What is Ty Law putting out a fucking album? If you're gonna take pot-shots at least learn how to spell. RAPED. For example: Kobe raped that girl in the backdoor. NOT RAPPED For example: Chris Webber rapped and everyone laughed and/or walked away in disgust.

Since he says that he is going to fight the ban, the thing that Evander is probably gonna do is go fight overseas. How do you say "dead in the ring" in German?

Because it seems all that Craig Krenzel and his 46.3 QB rating does is win...I heard that idiot on the radio the other day and he says that he thinks that R.W. "I Look Fresh out of Oz" McQuarters can shut down Reggie Wayne. The Bears win games 21-17, 17-14. They don't have the weapons to go 35-31 with Indy. The Colts haven't been held under 24 points all year, even when they lost. The Bears on the other hand have scored over 24 points only once this year and that was two weeks ago against the free falling Giants where Kurt Warner threw two picks and fumbled twice. This game will be low scoring...by the Colts standards...27-17 Indy. (ONLY TWO TDS FOR MANNING)

Triple threat matches in this game are the most annoying things on the planet. You basically have to execute and bury your opponents because just giving them a finisher when their entire body is in red just doesn't seem to get the job done anymore. The triple threat match in Season mode (which happens every time) to my luck by an act of Satan was turned into a triple threat match. A good 45-50 minutes of pummeling Kane and Randy Orton did basically nothing as I hit each with Superkicks (I was Shelton Benjamin) then tried to ascend the cage. But like clockwork the first one that got kicked was back up to run into the cage like a retard at full speed and I fell off. I on the other hand took substantially more time to recover from the gay Eddie Guerrero move (and if you played Here Comes The Pain you know what I mean) than they did from either of my finishers. Eventually I got luck that they locked up for about a minute and Orton hit an RKO on Kane then got stuck in a glitch. But in closing, if triple threat matches come up in your seasons, and you don't have an hour to burn...save it for another time or just plain skip it.

Suspended is just the technical term basically. They revoked his license because the commission thinks that if he fights anymore he is a physical liability and will do nothing but harm to any event that he fights at. They are looking out for his health and their wallets at the same time. I think it's a good call though because it sounds harsh but it isn't good business to have a fighter get maimed or possibly killed in the ring because he shown that he can no longer defend himself even against D-level competition in the boxing ring.

The New York Boxing Commission suspended Evander Holyfield's license after his loss to Larry Donald, a scrub in every sense of the word. They are basically looking out for the health of this delirious man, but Evander thinks that it is a deep running conspiracy to get him out the sport and he is planning to contest the ban. Well Evander, IT IS A CONSPIRACY!!!! Nobody wants to see you fight anymore. You landed 78 punches in twelve rounds and didnt headbutt your opponent. You missed your chance to retire with dignity, but at least give your self the chance to reitre, if you keep up this bull shit that you are still a contender, you are gonna end up dead. Hearing you talk makes me think that half your brain has dissintegrated anyway but at least retire under your own free will. I remember all the wars in the early 90's that Holyfield went through and I want to remember Evander like that but as a boxing fan watching him fight lately was been a sick fucking joke. I honestly think that Evander Holyfield cannot beat anybody in the Top 50 of any boxing ranking system. Simple as that. He's gonna end up like Larry Holmes, bitter and severely retarded. Oh wait he's halfway there.

If anywhere, Davis has always wanted to go back to LA, but I dont think he'll go anywhere.

Holy Crap, I can't believe I totally bypassed Mr. Show when I put up my favorites. Oh wait I remember why now, I was wasted. I have the first three seasons on DVD but here are my five favorites (in no particular order) The supermarket war with Fairsley We Love our Gay Son The 4 Voices Within The Whole Dr. X telethon episode The commercial for Cock Ring Warehouse There is many more but I limited myself to five so I didn't ramble on too long, which I am starting to now so I'll stop.

That has to be one of the harshest butcherings of a name I'v ever seen, but from things I've read plus just knowing certain players temperments, if anybody is gonna get out of that clusterfuck that is currently the New Orleans Hornets it will be Baron Davis. He wanted out before this season because he was unhappy with the measures that the team's management took towards making the team a competitive one in the Western Conference. He's hurt right now but when he recovers look for B-Diddy to try to hit the high road. But with Magloire, I feel bad for him. P.J. Brown is garbage so when the ball goes down low, the D just collapses on Magloire. He gets beat up because he is New Orleans' only down low option. I read one thing during the preseason about Phoenix trading Jake Voskuhl, Joe Johnson, and a pick for Magloire, George Lynch, and a higher pick, but with how Phoenix is rolling right now and how New Orleans has shit the bed...I don't forsee that trade being talked up again. Besides, nobody can be worse than the Hawks...right?

KIDS IN THE HALL The HeadCrusher/ There's nobody home The never-ending bar fight The Suit Trappers Stealing the Gazebo Chased by Zombies I've got seven things to do/This'll happen to you SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood Celebrity Jeopardy See If It Plays (Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell) Cowbell/Chris Walken (I got a feva...) The Japanese Game Show Kevin Nealon's subliminal messages during Weekend Update MADtv Passed Out President Seth Green/ Wheelchair Boss Magic Johnson Read to Achieve Steven Seagal/David Carradine neck snapping contest UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE Little Donny Stair People CHAPELLE'S SHOW Tyrone Biggums on Fear Factor Sam Jackson beer Kneehigh Park Prince (funnier than Rick James) Mad Real World Fisticuffs/Turn My Headphones Up

And with the challenges you need to make sure the settings are set to default or it wont register as you completing them. I've created a belt, now how the fuck do I use it. It says in the manual that you can defend it against your friends but there is no option in the exhibition screen that allows for a title defense. Is this option for online play only or am I just missing something really easy?