EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[kaya]

And blonde, hot and white. Let's not forget that part. Although loping me in with their type of conservatism is a tad harsh

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[Guest Ringmaster]

That's actually three parts tongue.gif And they're not all blonde, like daht gill from the power of one! PISS-COCK! shifty.gif Moreover, decades of apartheid has lead to muchos inbreeding of the white ruling class in SA, i mean, they dont even like other white people (jews, britons, jewish britons, etc.), so they're treading water in the shallow end of the gene pool, and in the post-apartheid society, things havent changed.

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[Guest Mr McFarlane]

I replace Paris as my Number One Negative with Kou J. Kouerson

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[kaya]

I'm more of a fiscal socio-libertarian. Or something like that. Who hates himself.

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[Your Mom]

Less political talk and more skanks thank you!

[Guest Ringmaster]

I'm more of a fiscal socio-libertarian. Or something like that. Who hates himself.

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So you're a laissez faire capitalist/neo-liberal? Is that what the Godfatha is too? And i'd hate myself too if i was a liberal

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[Guest Bluesman]

Less political talk and more skanks thank you!

[Guest UmpireAJS]

1.Alicia Silverstone

2.Jennifer Aniston

3.Drew Barrymore

4.Jessica Alba

5.Natalie Portman

6.Kate Beckinsale

7.Salma Hayek

8.Cameron Diaz

9.Piper Perabo

10.Kirsten Dunst

NEGATIVES

1.Britney Spears

2.Gwen Stefani

3.Paris Hilton

4.Hilary Duff

(Add the whole list of worthless singing divas here...)

[Guest Faded Sanity]

1. Sky Lopez

2. Gauge

3. Nikki Blond

4. Nauthica Thorn

5. Keria Nightly

6. Ciara

7. Fanke Jenson

[Brock Lesnar]

1] Anna Kournikova

2] Beyonce Knowles

3] Maria Sharapova

4] Girl in my Law class

[Benji]

1. Kate Beckinsale

2. Milla Jovovich

3. Kirsten Dunst

4. Keira Knightley

5. Rachel Weisz

6. Trish Stratus

7. Neve Campbell

8. Angelina Jolie

9. Courtney Cox

10. Jennifer Aniston

Down with these bitches...

1. Stacy Keibler

2. Torrie Wilson

3. Salma Hayek

[YI]

1. Keira Knightley

2. Mischa Barton

3. Elisha Cuthbert

4. Rachel Stevens

5. Rachel Bilson (Yes I watch the OC, just because the girls are fit)

6. Carmen Electra

7. Natalie Portman

8. Jennifer Aniston

9. Angelina Jolie

10. Olivia Wilde (Alex on the OC)

[ROC]

Down with these bitches...

3. Salma Hayek

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[Benji]

Down with these bitches...

3. Salma Hayek

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Don't make me hate you, Benji.

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THE EYEBROWS! THE HORROR!

[ROC]

Down with these bitches...

3. Salma Hayek

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Don't make me hate you, Benji.

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[Benji]

Down with these bitches...

3. Salma Hayek

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Don't make me hate you, Benji.

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THE EYEBROWS! THE HORROR!

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Who's staring at the eyebrows when there's the curves...

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I can afford to be picky, there are a lot more curvey women who deserve this list over her

[Enter Blue Guy]

With a body like Selma Hayek's, I can make peace with the eyebrows.

[BlackFlagg]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...is someone talking bad abut my Salma? Salma>* Recognize beotch!

[Guest John Kerry's Evil Twin]

1. Stacy Keibler

2. Maria Sharapova

3. Hilary Duff (Who cares if she's underage...)

4. Victoria

5. Lilián Garcia

6. Lita

7. Shannon Elizabeth

8. Gail Kim

9. Trish Stratus

10. Miss Jackie

Negative:

1. Britney Spears

2. Christina Aguilera

3. Avril Lavigne

[fineintent]

1. Siena Miller - might seem an odd choice, but for being incredibly hot, getting all the tabloid column inches and for being part of the greatness that was Layer Cake.

2. Eva Mendes

3. Christina Milian

4. Juliette Lewis

5. Stacey Dash

6. Edith Bowman ( )

7. Rachel Bilson

8. Natalie Portman

9. Kelly Rowland

10. Salma Hayek