EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Guest Bluesman]

It would be a thread that would raise my self-esteem, that's what kind of thread it would be...

EDIT-I take that back...that wasn't a good pic at all.

Edited March 29, 2005 by Bluesman

[Malenko]

I'm thankful for that since it couldn't even be seen with a maximized window.

also.. why would you want to see your self-esteem raised in a top 50 women thread?

Edited March 29, 2005 by Malenko

[Guest Ringmaster]

Because he looks at these girls, and sees that he made the right choice by sticking by his fiancée. You kids and your dirty, convoluted minds.

[Billy Castillo]

Shit, I think Drew Barrymore happens to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Period. Not crazy about the list, but glad Drew made it.

[Guest Ringmaster]

You know who I'm glad made this thread? That Indian chick. Now I will actually lock my door, knowing the chupacabra is out there.

[Guest Bluesman]

So Moore was right...people in Canada don't lock their doors

[Guest Ringmaster]

Pff, I have a gate in front of my house, why lock the door as well? Only thing that will get past those gates is the chupacabra.

[Billy Castillo]

So Moore was right...people in Canada don't lock their doors

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[Guest Bluesman]

I'd go up there and steal me some of RM's free health care, but I'm less than enthused at the prospects of monthly rectal exams...

[Guest Ringmaster]

You wouldn't get them, you die in the lineup waiting to get in, and then some old lady would steal your coat.

[Guest Bluesman]

I don't wear a coat

[Guest Ringmaster]

That explains it, you probably expect society to buy one for you.

[Guest Bluesman]

Is someone who receives free health care really in a position to lecture me on society "buying me" anything?

And for your information, it's more of a donation. They donate it to the Salvation Army, and I wear it after washing out the animal/human urine.

[Guest Ringmaster]

If by free, you mean pay 50% of you salary, then yes. And if by use, you mean, hasn't been to a doctor save for some unfortunate penis injuries, then yes.

And I'm glad to see you didn't clean the cumstains off your coat.

[Guest Bluesman]

And you don't dodge taxes as much as possible? Didn't you say that *technically* you live in California, or something along those lines?

America isn't a sexually depraved country allowing homos running around trying marry one another like Canada. And then there is the French angle...

[Guest Ringmaster]

Right, and those 30K (per house) homeowning taxes are gonna pay themselves.

And I'm really sad homos can't get married in the US, how will you and your fiancée ever get to grow old together on the tax dollar?

[Your Mom]

OK! Back to the fine skanks kids.

[Guest Ringmaster]

What fine skanks? The chupacabra? I can't even go to bed now.

[thatshortguy]

You know who I'm glad made this thread? That Indian chick. Now I will actually lock my door, knowing the chupacabra is out there.

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What about it, Kou? Chupa-thingy. Got a nice ring to it.

[Guest Bluesman]

We're just passing time until ROC gets back to the list. We'd post pics ourselves, but...well...that didn't turn out very well.