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The man behind cute and cuddly cartoon icon SpongeBob SquarePants is hoping to turn one of the world's most notorious X-rated porn actress into mainstream movie star. Jasmin St Clare once set the gang bang world record by having sex on camera with 300 men in one day, and now she has been cast in National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2: Semester At Sea by Spongebob writer David Hillenbrand. The former adult movie star was originally cast in Dorm Daze 2 in a small supporting role, after the Hillenbrand saw footage of the woman known as 'The World's Most Dangerous Sex Symbol' in her mainstream movie debut Communication Breakdown. But he's so happy with her performance in auditions, he has opted to give her the starring role in the film.
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They're making a sequel to that piece of shit?! That was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, in absolute seriousness. It was on a level with High Times Potluck.

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