The Games

[Farmer Reil]

It's one of those programs that you really shouldn't care about, but you do anyway Esepecially because God presents the after-show program thingy

But yeah, some conclusions I've drawn from the first four events:

Kirsty Gallagher is an annoying fucktard who's so far up herself it's amazing she can see the finish line, let alone cross it first all the damn time.

Princess Tamara is extremely hot.

Mel Giedroyc and Chesney Hawkes are great sports. They're the people you know will lose but love them anyway.

Craig Charles is dissapointingly whiny and boring in "reality"

Johnathon Morris is a complete wanker. In some ways I'm glad he's walked out, but in other ways I'm annoyed because it was fun watching him get his arse kicked.

Phil Olivier is fucking awesome at everything.

Also, why the fuck is that annoying Jane Middlemiss or whatever her name is on my TV screen? She's not exactly stunning (I mean she's not ugly, but she hasn't got standout good looks that would get her a job in TV) and she's got no talent at all for TV presenting, an annoying accent, no charisma, and isn't funny at all.

While we're on the subject, the announcer guy who announces their names and stuff in the stadium is almost worse than that Jane bitch. Could he sound any more monotonous if he tried? And exactly how many ways CAN one person pronounce Giedroyc? JLC should take over

JLC should stop spilling my pints () and present more TV shows too, because he's awesome.

Oh yeah, and none of the fucking girls can row for shit. Maybe it's just my watery childhood, but how can you not row straight? It's harder to fucking turn than it is to row in a straight line... Hopefully Mel wins the rowing, because seeing Kirsty win every time is annoying (seeing Phil win every time is cool though, because he rocks).

Edited March 29, 2005 by TheReilDeal

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Kirsty Gallagher is hot, I want to make sweet love to her whilst her big husband watches, obviously he'd be duct taped to a chair so he couldn't spank my ass...

[Farmer Reil]

Meh. She's not that hot. She's more annoying and arrogant than she is hot anyway. Tamara > Kirsty.

[TAFKA Castroneves]

I'd do her, and then again, and hey! third times a charm. I don't care if shes annoying, I would still fuck her

[YI]

HOW DARE YOU! Kirsty is hot. There's hotter, but she's darn fine. Tamara has a weird face, sometimes she looks really ugly depending on the lighting. Personally I love Craig and Mel the most, both putting in little one liners every now and then. I'd rather have that guy from Liberty X win than Phillip Oliver, Olivier is just too much of a pretty boy And Chesney Hawkes!!! I thought he was dead, apparently not but he was on a tour at Butlins. So technically he was stuck in purgatory.

[Liam]

Yeah, Kirsty is hotness.

I'm annoyed that Chesney isn't doing better....fucking win the thing, you mongrel!

[Colly]

Can we make it official that this board is supporting Chesney Hawkes? Someone knock up a banner.

[Liam]

I could if I would you son of a bitch [/Cartman]

But yeah, a Chesney Hawkes EWB banner is needed...the guy needs the support, he pretty much sucks.

[Benji]

I AM... THE ONE AND ONLY... BILLY GUNN >_>

[Colly]

I always thought that. And that that should have been his theme music. I would have marked out for Billy Gunn for the first time since DX.

Chesney fact: Second verse of One and Only is where Hundred Reasons nicked the title for debut album Ideas Above Our Stations. Bam!

[Liam]

Lazyness prevails, but how does the second verse go?

[Farmer Reil]

Call me, call me by my name or call me by number

You put me through it

I'll still be doing it the way I do it

And yet, you try to make me forget

Who I really am, don't tell me I know best

I'm not the same as all the rest

I am the one and only

Nobody I'd rather be

I am the one and only

You can't take that away from me

I've been a player in the crowd scene

A flicker on the big screen

My soul embraces one more in a million faces

High hopes and aspirations, and years above my station

Maybe but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride

I am the one and only

Nobody I'd rather be

I am the one and only

You can't take that away from me

I can't wear this uniform without some compromises

Because you'll find out that we come

In different shapes and sizes

No one can be myself like I can

For this job I'm the best man

And while this may be true

You are the one and only you

I am the one and only

Nobody I'd rather be

I am the one and only

You can't take that away from me

I am the one and only

Nobody I'd rather be

I am the one and only

You can't take that away from me

[Liam]

Call me, call me by my name or call me by number

You put me through it

I'll still be doing it the way I do it

And yet, you try to make me forget

Who I really am, don't tell me I know best

I'm not the same as all the rest

I am the one and only

Nobody I'd rather be

I am the one and only

You can't take that away from me

I've been a player in the crowd scene

A flicker on the big screen

My soul embraces one more in a million faces

High hopes and aspirations, and years above my station

Maybe but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride

I am the one and only

Nobody I'd rather be

I am the one and only

You can't take that away from me

I can't wear this uniform without some compromises

Because you'll find out that we come

In different shapes and sizes

No one can be myself like I can

For this job I'm the best man

And while this may be true

You are the one and only you

I am the one and only

Nobody I'd rather be

I am the one and only

You can't take that away from me

I am the one and only

Nobody I'd rather be

I am the one and only

You can't take that away from me

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Reily posted music without one mention of orcs or dragons

[Farmer Reil]

Grrrrrr.

I don't know how Trampolining works, but Kirsty getting an entire point higher than Tamara was blatant theivery. I mean, sure, she might've been marginally better (despite screwing up, she did recover well, and she hit the SOMERSAULT OF DOOM~! perfectly), but an entire point is just silly.

And if Anna Walker doesn't come out of this with chronic depression I'll be surprised

And goooooooo Simm!

Tomorrow should be quite interesting. I mean, sure, the winners are mathematically set in stone now, but second place is anyones in the womens competition (except Mel's ) and Craig vs Danny in the mens will be interesting too.