Sex Scandal in WWE!

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NEWSBREAK

Sex Scandal in WWE! Vince McMahon has affair with employee. Candice Michelle and Vince McMahon were caught in the midst of their intercoarse by wife Linda McMahon. Board members of WWE are suspending all McMahons from any form of authoritive action due to their distressful state. In the meantime, a new booker will be hired to oversee everything, starting April 4th.

Edited April 25, 2005 by Inner D Monz

[Cole]

This seems to have some promise. At first I had my doubts about the Sex Scandal thing but if it's done right i'm sure it will be fine. Now, the style of writing was okay but I'm hoping that was just for a recap and not for shows to come aswell.

Good luck.

[I Don't Mind]

Roster:

Main Event:

Chris Benoit - Face

Shawn Michaels - Face

Eddie Guerrero - Heel

JBL - Heel

Kurt Angle - Heel

Randy Orton - Heel

Triple H - Heel

Upper Midcard:

Batista - Face

Big Show - Face

Booker T - Face

John Cena - Face

Rey Mysterio - Face

Rob Van Dam - Face (Injured until August)

Chris Jericho - Face

Christian - Heel

Edge - Heel

Kane - Tweener

Midcard:

Bubba Ray Dudley - Heel

Carlito Caribbean Cool - Heel

Charlie Haas - Heel

Chavo Guerrero - Heel

D-Von Dudley - Heel

Eugene Dinsmore - Face (Injured till June)

Gene Snitsky - Heel

John Heidenreich - Heel

Lita - Face (Injured till June)

Luther Reigns - Heel

Marty Jannetty - Face

Matt Hardy - Face

Maven - Heel

Molly Holly - Heel

Rene Dupree - Heel

Rhyno - Face

Shelton Benjamin - Face

Tajiri - Face

The Hurricane - Face

Trish Stratus - Heel

William Regal - Face

Lower Midcard:

Billy Kidman - Heel

Danny Basham - Heel

Doug Basham - Heel

Hardcore Holly - Tweener

Kenzo Suzuki - Heel

Mark Jindrak - Heel

Muhammed Hassan - Heel

Nunzio - Face

Orlando Jordan - Heel

Paul London - Face

Robert Conway - Heel

Rosey - Face

Scotty 2 Hotty - Face

Shannon Moore - Face

Simon Dean - Heel

Spike Dudley - Heel

Steven Richards - Tweener

Sylvain Grenier - Heel

Tyson Tomko - Heel

Val Venis - Face

Victoria - Face

Opener:

Akio

Chris Masters

Funaki

Non-Wrestler:

Al Snow - Heel

Eric Bischoff - Tweener

Ivory - Face

Jerry Lawler - Face

Mick Foley - Face

Shane McMahon - Face

Stephanie McMahon - Face

Steve Austin - Face

The Undertaker - Face

Theodore Long - Face

Vince McMahon - Heel

Manager:

Christy Hemme - Face

Dawn Marie - Heel

Hiroko - Heel

Jonathan Coachman - Heel

Joy Giovanni - Face

Khosrow Daivari - Heel

Michelle McCool - Face

Miss Jackie - Face

Paul Heyman - Heel

Ric Flair - Heel

Stacy Keibler - Face

Torrie Wilson - Face

Current Title Holders:

World Heavyweight Champion: Batista

Intercontinental Champion: Shelton Benjamin

World Tag Team Champions: William Regal and Tajiri

Women’s Champion: Christy Hemme

Heavyweight Champion: John Cena

US Champion: Orlando Jordan

Tag Team Champions: Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio

Cruiserweight Champion: Paul London

News and Raw Preview:

News:

Viscera, Mark Henry, Lauren Jones, Maria Kanellis, and Candice Michelle have all been released from their contracts. The firing of Mark Henry angered Theodore Long and asked for his resignation. He is said to be written off TV very shortly. Christian is said to receive a minor push in the upcoming weeks, which started with his co-winning of the “Money In The Bank” match at WrestleMania. Also Matt Hardy is said to be preparing to make a return any week now with a revamped gimmick.

RAW:

A Triple Threat will take place between Batista, Edge and Christian at Backlash, but what will take place tonight? Look to see the Intercontinental and World Tag Team Titles on the line and possibly the first title defense of the new World Heavyweight Champion Batista. Triple H is also said to be highly infuriated and on the peak of insanity! See what goes down on Monday Night RAW!

[I Don't Mind]

News and Raw Preview:

News:

Viscera, Mark Henry, Lauren Jones, and Candice Michelle have all been released from their contracts.

The firing of Mark Henry angered Theodore Long and asked for his resignation. He is said to be written off TV very shortly.

Christian is said to receive a minor push in the upcoming weeks, which started with his co-winning of the “Money In The Bank” match at WrestleMania.

Also Matt Hardy is said to be preparing to make a return any week now with a revamped gimmick.

WWE.com has posted a poll on what the fans want to see Carlito do. The options are: Carlito in a dress doing a strip tease, Carlito in a one-man boxing match, or Carlito being dunked head first into a toilet.

RAW:

A Triple Threat will take place between Batista, Edge and Christian at Backlash, but what will take place tonight? Look to see the Intercontinental and World Tag Team Titles on the line and possibly the first title defense of the new World Heavyweight Champion Batista. Triple H is also said to be highly infuriated and on the peak of insanity! See what goes down on Monday Night RAW!

[I Don't Mind]

RAW April 4, 2005

Co-Number One Contenders?

Raw opens up to Christian’s theme song. Christian walks down to the ring without Tomko tonight, extremely proud of his co-win for the number one contendership. Christian grabs a microphone.

Christian: We did it peeps! At Backlash, there is no man, nor beast that can stop me from winning the World Heavyweight Title! Christian pauses to chuckle. Who more deserving than Christian to win $500,000 and soon-to-be World Heavyweight Championship? NO ONE! THAT’S WHO! There was only one injustice at WrestleMania, and that was my idiot brother Edge not knowing to let go! The briefcase was clearly in my hands! Its ridiculous that the referee even declared Edge co-winner!

Christian is cut off by Edge’s music as Edge comes down the ramp into the ring. Edge grabs the microphone out of Christian’s hand irate.

Edge: WHAT!? DID I HEAR YOU CORRECTLY!? I swear if I heard you say that I don’t deserve that title shot, I’m going to tear you limb from limb you egomaniacal son of a [~BEEP!~]

Christian grabs onto the top part of the microphone, directing it towards him and leans over into it saying simply…

Christian: you… DON’T DESERVE IT!

JR: Christian is barking up the wrong tree. Brother or not, Edge is unstable!

Lawler: I completely agree with you there JR, Christian better watch his step here!

Christian rips the microphone out of his hands.

Christian: How many chances have you gotten? How many have I gotten? Captain Charisma hasn’t been given a title shot in far too long! It’s preposterous how you can even declare yourself co-number one! The only true number one around here is me and my peeps!

Edge begins to chuckle and goes to speak, but drops the microphone and a wild brawl erupts between the two. The brawl ceases at the music of Batista, who runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. Both Edge and Christian bail out of the ring and start heading up the ramp.

JR: Look at Edge and Christian, running like a pair of Scalded Dogs!

Overall: 84

Bischoff makes a match!

Before Christian and Edge make it all the way up the ramp, Eric Bischoff’s music hits and steps out on stage with a microphone.

Bischoff: whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t go too far you two! You both seem to be in some sort of dispute about the co-number one contendership. You both seem a little… frightened of this monster Batista. Well too bad! The triple threat goes as planned! However… to make things interesting, lets see who walks into the match as World Heavyweight champion. Tonight, in the main event we’ll see Christian… vs… BATISTA! The crowd goes crazy as Christian flips out, leaving Edge and Batista smirking.

JR: What a slobber knocker that’ll be!

Lawler: That’s nuts! Christian just had a hellatious ladder match last night! How unfair!

Overall: 79

***Commercial Break***

Racism in WWE

Khosrow Daivari comes down to the ring with Muhammed Hassan and grab a microphone.

Muhammed: Tonight, I face Shelton Benjamin. An exemplary example of what’s wrong with this business, and this nation. Your common, street-thugs are awarded gold. What is wrong with this picture? In the meantime, hardworking superstars on the uprising like myself are held down because of my race. Even the title seems racist, Intercontinental Championship; they never had Iraq, Iran, or any other middle eastern locations in mind when they created this championship I guarantee you.

Muhammed Hassan hands the microphone to Khosrow who translates it.

Lawler: Someone needs to teach this idiot some manners!

JR: I hope Shelton Benjamin whips Hassan like a government mule tonight.

Overall: 72

Muhammed Hassan vs. Shelton Benjamin - IC Title

Ending: Muhammed comes into the ring with the IC Title Belt and goes to swing at Shelton, but runs into a T-Bone Suplex! Cover! One! Two! Three!

Winner: Shelton Benjamin

Overall: 76

Match: 70

Crowd: 82

Mattitude = Extreme

A video is played on the Titan-Tron. It starts with a car-wreck, then a building collapsing, followed by a series of explosions. A message in white then appears on a black background saying “You think this is Extreme? You haven’t seen anything yet…” Matt Hardy’s music and video is then played.

Overall: 83

Christy Hemme vs Molly Holly - Women’s Title - Guest Ref. Chris Masters

Ending: Chris Masters being a fairly biased referee and not counting any pinfalls, instead only flexing for the crowd, makes the two women become frustrated with him. Molly Holly hits Christy Hemme with a Northern Lights Suplex with bridge but once again, instead of Masters counting, he flexes for the uninterested crowd. Holly gets up and shoves masters around. As she’s doing so, Christy Hemme comes up from behind her and rolls her up with a Schoolboy Pin. Masters finally counts the three and Christy’s declared the winner.

Winner: Christy Hemme

Overall: 67

Match: 76

Crowd: 48

***Commercial Break***

Benoit and Jericho vs Regal and Tajiri - World Tag Team Titles

Ending: In the midst of battle, where all four men are in the ring fighting, Triple H runs down the aisle and slides into the ring, chair in hand. He puts a dent in the chair via Chris Jericho’s head, knocking him out. Triple H drives the edge of the chair into Tajiri’s ribs. Triple H drops the chair and delivers a Pedigree to both Benoit, then Regal.

Winner: Draw - No contest via interference

Overall: 89

Crowd: 82

Match: 97

***Commercial Break***

Student confronts Mentor

Triple H is walking around Backstage when he’s confronted by Randy Orton.

Orton: I know what your thinking… and It eats you alive inside doesn’t it? Randy Orton, your protégé, beat the one man that you’ve never been able to defeat. And in the same night, you lost your World Heavyweight Title, proving you less superior than I in so many ways. I must say though… I watched your match with Undertaker at least a hundred times… and I learned every move I needed to win, picking up on all your mistakes that lead to your ass kicking. So you can feel somewhat responsible for my win over the Phenom.

Triple H livid but calming down simply replies: Orton, we’ve been through a lot together, good and bad, but incase you didn’t see what I just did, I JUST BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF FOUR GUYS WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT! And if you don’t get out of my way… you’ll be the fifth! Triple H pushes past Orton and walks off.

Overall: 79

Christian vs Batista - World Heavyweight Title

Ending: With the combined efforts of Christian and Tomko, Batista was degraded to a weakened state. Tomko however was evicted after being caught for nailing Batista. Christian sets Batista up for the Unprettier, but Batista shoves him off, into the referee. Christian turns back around into a massive Spinebuster! Batista picks Christian up and sets him up for the Batista Bomb. Christian gets hoisted up onto Batista’s shoulders, but Christian gives Batista a rake to the eyes. Christian drops to his feet and nails Batista with a few right hands. Edge runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. Christian goes to whip Batista off the ropes as Edge charges at him. Batista reverses the whip sending Christian into Edge’s Spear! Christian is down and hurt! Batista grabs Edge by the hair and throws him over the top rope to the ground below. Batista picks Christian back up and nails him with a Batista Bomb! The ref gets back up as Batista covers him for the three.

Winner: Batista

Overall: 80

Crowd: 82

Match: 76

Edited April 25, 2005 by Inner D Monz

[I Don't Mind]

News and Smackdown Preview:

The first Smackdown after WrestleMania is sure to be an explosive one as we prepare to see Nunzio vs Orlando Jordan for the US Title. Billy Kidman will take on Shannon Moore in cruiserweight action. Big Show will take on Charlie Haas one on one. And in the main event Eddie Guerrero will take on Booker T. Also look to see John Cena, JBL, and Kurt Angle on the card.

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Smackdown: April 7, 2005

Who’s Facing The Champ?

Kurt Angle comes down to the ring, opening Smackdown. He grabs a microphone much to the crowd’s displeasure.

Angle: Wow what a grotesque crowd this is. Just being here I feel like I’m getting uglier.

Michael Cole: While i have the utmost respect for Kurt Angle in the ring, outside the ring he's a total jerk!

Tazz: You ain't just whistling dixie there Cole.

Sorry, I got side-tracked, on to business. Our company is having a serious crises right under it’s nose. This crises is being completely over-looked by everyone! I think I might be the only one who actually sees it! We have common street trash as our champion! How did the company slip so far, as to late such a prestige title as the WWE Championship, fall from the waist of and Olympic gold medallist… to someone who freaking raps!? I’ll make this short and sweet because I can see I’m confusing too many of you here. Cena, I want my title back! Now you can come down here and give it to me, or I can beat the holy hell out of you and take it back! Last night I defeated Shawn freaking Michaels! A legend, and icon, the former Show Stopper. Now I’M the show stopper. And that’s exactly how it should be. Kurt Angle: The Icon, The Show Stopper, The Olympic Gold Medallist, and soon to be WWE Champion again.

Angle is cut off by the Big Show’s music. Big Show comes out on stage with a microphone in his hand.

Cole: WHOA! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO PICK UP HERE ON SMACKDOWN!

Tazz: I think the Big Show hit the buffet on his way here because he looks larger than life!

Big Show: Kurt Angle, so you beat Shawn Michaels. Who cares? Shawn Michaels is from RAW. Beating someone from RAW is like beating a handicapped kid. It just doesn’t show much. Last night I defeated Akebono. Akebono could eat you up and spit you out Kurt! And I defeated him. Which means I’m higher in the food chain. So if anyone gets a title shot around here, it should be me!

Angle: Are you out of your mind? So you beat some fat*** who cares? Did you make him tap out? No… YOU PUSHED HIM! Woopdy-freaking-do! And on a further note Show… don’t you know who I am? Do you know who you’re interrupting? The Big Show is interrupting the New Show Stopper!

Theodore Long comes out onto the stage

Long: Whoa now hold on there players! There won’t be any brawling on my show! You both want a title shot you’re gonna do it like men not animals! So here’s what’s going to happen. At Backlash, we’ll have Kurt Angle… vs Big Show for the number one contendership! Now believe that!

Overall: 86

***Commercial Break***

Billy Kidman vs Shannon Moore

Ending: Kidman staggers around aimlessly while Shannon Moore climbs up to the top rope. Shannon dives off at Kidman for the Mooregasm, but catches a dropkick to the chest out of nowhere! Kidman and Moore get up, and Kidman delivers a BK Bomb!

Tazz: BIG IMPACT MOVE BY KIDMAN!

Cole: This looks like the end!

Kidman ascends to the top rope and dives off crushing Moore with a Shooting Star Press! Cover! One! Two! Three!

Winner: Billy Kidman

Overall: 76

Crowd: 55

Match: 98

London Wants Vengeance

Before Kidman can leave his music is cut off by Paul London’s music. London steps out on the stage with his newly won Cruiserweight Championship and a microphone.

London: Kidman! Last year, you hit me with that same Shooting Star Press. It broke a few of my ribs but I came back and did what you couldn’t. I came back and won the Cruiserweight Championship!

Tazz: Big words from such a little guy.

Cole: Well Tazz, that little guy is our cruiserweight champion.

So here I am the champion, but I’m not satisfied with myself. No, not just yet. I never got any retribution for that Shooting Star Press. I want a re-match Billy! At Backlash! I’ll even put the cruiserweight title up for grabs. You and me, man-o aye man-o, cruiserweight title. This time, it’s gonna be you that gets wheeled out on a stretcher!

Tazz: What a rocket buster that'll be!

Cole: You'll only see that kind of cruiserweight action on Smackdown!

Overall: 60

*** Commercial Break***

Carlito’s Payback

Theodore Long comes out into the ring and grabs a microphone.

Long: Listen up playa’s. I got to be honest, I’m starting to run out of ideas for what to do with this fool Carlito. But thanks to WWE.Com I asked you all what you wanted to see Carlito do. Lets see what the results are.

On the Titan-Tron it shows WWE.Com and poll Results.

Titan-Tron: Carlito in a dress doing a strip tease: 85% Carlito in a one-man boxing match: 12% Carlito being given a swirly 3%

Long: Well you’ve all spoken, and we’ve heard you loud and clear. Carlito bring your ass out here!

Carlito comes out in a dress looking disgruntled and climbs into the ring.

Michael Cole laughing LOOK AT CARLITO! HAHA!

Tazz Oh man, there is going to be some hell to pay for this haha.

Long: Well you’ve heard them all, get stripping playa.

Carlito takes the microphone from Long.

Carlito: I’ve got a better idea. You see, Carlito strip teasing… that’s not cool. You know what is cool though?

Carlito drops the mic and takes off the dress quickly to reveal his street clothes. Carlito nails Long with a clothesline and delivers a few stomps onto his chest.

Cole: Come on now! This is completly uncalled for!

Tazz: Like I was trying to tell ya Cole, you can only push a man so far before he pushes back!

Long rolls to the outside to try and get away but Carlito follows him. Carlito throws Long head first into the steel steps rendering him down and hurt. Carlito drags him over to the announcers table and gives him a Powerbomb through.

Overall: 83

*** Commercial Break***

Big Show vs Charlie Haas

Ending: Big Show grabs Haas by the neck and lifts him high into the air. Kurt Angle’s music hits as he runs down the aisle with a lead pipe in hand.

Tazz: IT'S KURT ANGLE!

Cole: What the hell's he doing here!?

Angle slides the pipe into the ring and jumps up on the apron. Big Show drops Haas and gets in Angle’s face where trash talking takes place back and forth. Show turns back around only to get cracked upside the head with the lead pipe by Haas. Haas tosses the pipe out of the ring as he covers Big Show. Angle gets down off the apron and heads for the backstage as the ref counts to three.

Cole: That was sick! Angle screwed Big Show over!

Tazz: That there was intelligence Cole haha!

Winner: Charlie Haas

Overall: 77

Crowd: 77

Match: 78

Dead Man Dead!

We see Randy Orton on the Titan-Tron outside somewhere. He’s walking around telling the camera to follow him. He finally stops and begins to laugh. He turns back towards the camera.

Orton: I finally found him. At WrestleMania I noticed that after I defeated the Undertaker, he disappeared. I was curious as to where he went, because clearly the Dead Man fears the Legend Killer. But I think I killed this Legend more than I knew. I found the Phenom, and here he is… the camera looks around the environment showing it’s a graveyard. The camera looks at one gravestone in particular, in which it says “The Undertaker 12-1”

Orton: look at him… cowering like a yellow-belly. I hope you can hear me Taker! You’re nothing! I’m the new Phenom! My WrestleMania winning streak is now 2-0! The camera fades out as we see Randy Orton laughing.

Overall: 78

Orlando Jordan vs Nunzio - US Title

Ending: Nunzio goes to whip Orlando off the ropes. Before Nunzio lets go, he pulls Orlando back, going for a clothesline. Orlando ducks the clothesline slipping behind Nunzio. Nunzio turns around right into the Blackout! Cover for the three, and Orlando Jordan retains his title.

Winner: Orlando Jordan

Overall: 71

Crowd: 61

Match: 81

Guerrero Trouble

We cut backstage where Eddie Guerrero is preparing for his match. Chavo Guerrero comes in patting him on the back.

Chavo: WrestleMania was great Eddie! You put Rey out of action for at least a week or two with that Powerbomb on the chair! Talk about Viva La Raza Holmes! You lied, cheated and stole the victory right out from underneath your supposed friend’s nose! He never saw it coming! Chavo laughs and Eddie chuckles along with him.

Eddie: yeah it was something essa, its just too bad you got your ass kicked at WrestleMania. I mean if you had won I would have invited you to my celebration party.

Chavo: What? Essa-Vato, you had a celebration party without your familia?

Eddie: It was just a small get-together, I kept it under 200 people. Well I got to go do my match, I’ll catch you later Holmes. Eddie walks off leaving Chavo angry.

Overall: 76

Booker T vs Eddie Guerrero

Ending: Booker T staggers around aimlessly as Eddie Guerrero climbs up to the top rope. Eddie dives off at Booker for an Axe Handle Smash, but gets caught with a side kick to the face! As both participents get back up, Booker T kicks Eddie in the gut and bounces off the ropes. Booker goes for the Scissors Kick but Eddie dodges it. Eddie rolls Booker up with a Schoolboy Pin! Eddie grabs the ropes! The ref doesn’t see Eddie! One! Two! Three!

Winner: Eddie Guerrero

Overall: 86

Crowd: 89

Match: 81

***Commercial Break***

Screw Manners

John Cena’s music blares as he comes down to the ring carrying his newly won WWE Championship. He climbs into the ring throwing up the double horns as the crowd goes wild and confetti falls from the ceiling. Cena grabs onto a microphone.

Cena: yo, yo, yo! The new franchise is in the house! I got this title from a guy who looked down on me. But now I’m the one representing the WWE! At WrestleMania I kicked his glass jaw like I was tang. But I couldn’t have done it without the support of chain gang. I burst through the glass ceiling, and there’s no going down. Cena as champ… it’s got a nice sound. From here on out, we’re doing things the Chain Gang’s way! Anyone who steps in our path, is sure as all hell gonna pay!

JBL jumps over the barrier and slides into the ring behind Cena. Cena gets ambushed from behind by JBL and stomped on a few times. JBL grabs his WWE Title and raises it in the air, screaming it’s still his. Cena gets up and JBL blasts him over the head with it. JBL picks Cena up and gives him a Powerbomb straight from hell.

Overall: 78

Edited April 25, 2005 by Inner D Monz

[Guest Nightmare_Assassin]

gr8 diary dude

[Evilution]

pretty good so far. Though I don't like how you destroyed Muhammed Hassan.

[I Don't Mind]

NEWS and RAW PREVIEW

RAW Preview:

Tonight in the Main Event, "Problem Solver" Tyson Tomko will attempt to take out the Animal Batista before his Triple Threat Match at Backlash in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! A guaranteed slobber knocker! Chris Benoit is said to be irate with Triple H after attacking him. How will the "Canadian Crippler" exact his revenge on "The Game"? Marty Jannetty will be making an appearence on RAW from his overseas tour in Iraq. Also look to see on the card - Shelton Benjamin defending his IC Title against Sylvain Grenier, Chris Jericho vs. Gene Snitsky, and Chris Masters vs. Tajiri.

News:

WWE has been in contact with former ECW, WCW, WWE, and now TNA performer, Raven about signing a new contract. WWE has assured Raven that they are under new management and will give him a certain amount of creative freedom with his work. Raven has yet to respond to the deal.

[apsham]

Heh, just looking at your RAW it seems like you're trying to book an entire good workers vs. hosses feud. But whatever works I guess.

[I Don't Mind]

RAW April 11, 2005

Rocker Re-Reunion

La Resistance come down to the ring together, and grab a microphone.

Sylvain: Robert, look at these lazy, fat, American pigs! Hold on, I don’t think they understood me, allow me to try and speak their language. Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!

King: That’s just uncalled for!

JR: What a disgrace. I hope someone shuts them up soon!

Sylvain: They don’t seem to understand that either Robert. They must be too stupid to understand their own language. If only you swine could see the perfection in the Canadian nation.

Sylvain and Conway make a trade: the microphone for the flag.

Conway: You Americans, you’re exactly why I moved to Canada. You think you’re the best at everything! Your egos will be your downfall! I moved to country full of true winners. Americans are nothing but ignorant, selfish, lazy, cowards! And the whole lot of you should…

The music of Marty Jannetty hits, cutting off Conway. He enters the ring wearing an American Flag design on his outfit, and without a microphone just starts shoving La Resistance around, yelling at them.

JR: It’s Marty Jannetty King! He’s back from a tour in Iraq! La Resistance must have pushed his buttons talking about how Americans are cowards!

King: While I’m cheering for Jannetty, he better not do anything too rash, these are former World Tag Team Champions.

As Jannetty gets in Sylvain‘s face, yelling at him furiously, Rob Conway takes Jannetty down with a forearm upside the head. The two lay him out with a series of stomps. They pick him up and deliver a double whip into the corner, followed by a double clothesline. They set him up for the Au Revoir when Shawn Michael’s music hits.

JR: IT’S SHAWN MICHAELS! HBK IS HERE!

King: THE ROCKERS ARE GONNA TEAR THE ROOF OFF THIS PLACE!

HBK runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. Conway goes to clothesline him, but HBK ducks it. HBK hit’s the Sweet Chin Music on Conway, knocking him out of the ring, while Jannetty throws Grenier out of the ring by his hair. The two celebrate and hug then head backstage.

Overall: 71

***Commercial Break***

Shelton Benjamin vs. Sylvain Grenier - IC Title

Ending: Shelton Benjamin hit’s the Dragon Whip on Sylvain but Rob Conway jumps on the apron as Benjamin covers him.

JR: Hey! Get him off of there ref! Come on!

Benjamin gets up and knocks Conway off with a right hand. Grenier attacks Benjamin from behind and sets him up for a Powerslam.

King: looks like La Resistance is gonna steal the win here!

Shelton slips out the backdoor. Grenier turns around into a huge T-Bone Suplex!

JR: Goodnight!

King: That’ll leave a mark.

Shelton covers Grenier for the three count!

Winner: Shelton Benjamin

Overall: 73

Crowd: 74

Match: 73

Mattitude = Extreme

A video is played on the Titan-Tron. It starts with a car-wreck, then a building collapsing, followed by a series of explosions. A message in white then appears on a black background saying “You think this is Extreme? You haven’t seen anything yet… Next Week… Mr. Extreme returns.” Matt Hardy’s music and video is then played.

Overall: 79

JR: It’ll be good to have Matt Hardy back in the ring, but what’s with this whole Mr. Extreme thing?

King: Well come on JR, who’s more Extreme than Matt Hardy?

Chris Jericho vs Gene Snitsky

Ending: Jericho delivers a few right forearms driving Snitsky into the ropes. Jericho bounces off the ropes as Snitsky staggers into the middle of the ring. Snitsky goes for the Big Boot but Jericho ducks it. Snitsky turns around into the Walls Of Jericho!

JR: Walls of Jericho! Walls Of Jericho! Snitsky taps out!

After-Match: As Jericho celebrates Triple H slides into the ring and nails Jericho upside the back of the head. Triple H stomps on the fallen Y2J a few times then nails him with the Pedigree before leaving, taking out his frustrations again on Y2J.

Winner: Chris Jericho

Overall: 79

Crowd: 78

Match: 80

Edge’s Bribe

Edge is walking around backstage looking for something. He see’s Christian talking to Tyson Tomko so he runs over and gets his attention.

Edge: Christian! I got it buddy! I got the greatest idea ever! What are you gonna do with the World Heavyweight Title? It’s nothing, it’s worthless to you. But it means everything and I mean everything to me. We co-won the Money In The Bank match, which means we split the prize 50-50. Let me remind you, the prize was the title shot and 100 grand. The title means everything to me and nothing to you so what I’m proposing is I will be pay you my 50 grand for your half of the title shot. What do you say? Come on it’s a great idea!

Christian strokes his goatee and responds: you know what Edge? That’s the most ridiculous idea I’ve ever heard. How stupid can you be? Do I look like an idiot to you? A title shot opportunity for cash? Please! Besides what do you care if I’m in the match too? It’s not like you would win if I wasn’t there! You can’t grab onto the gold Edge. It’ll always be out of your reach, but Captain Charisma is about three seconds away from grabbing it. I’ve been rubbing it, I’ve been shining it, I’ve been touching it all my life but at Backlash I’M GRABBING IT! I’m taking it home Edge. I’m taking it home for all my peeps!

Christian backs out as Edge begins to pull on his hair like a crazy person. Edge goes to strike Christian but Tomko gets in his path. Edge stomps off angrily.

Overall: 78

Chris Masters vs Tajiri

Ending: Tajiri goes for the Buzzsaw Kick but Chris Masters grabs his foot! Masters plows Tajiri down with a clothesline.

King: WOW JR! I don’t think we’ve ever seen anyone stop a kick from Tajiri!

Tajiri rolls over onto his stomach to pull himself up but Chris Masters locks him in the Full Nelson. Tajiri taps out not being able to take the pain.

JR: Another win for the Masterpiece.

Winner: Chris Masters

Overall: 68

Crowd: 56

Match: 80

Rabid Wolverine Attacks

We cut backstage where Triple H and Orton are talking. Chris Benoit comes out of nowhere and attacks Orton from behind with a running forearm smash. Benoit delivers some right hands to Triple H sending him staggering back. Orton charges at Benoit but runs into a back elbow. Benoit slams Orton face-first into a near-by crate. Triple H attacks Benoit now from behind and pounds away on him. Benoit trips Triple H onto the concrete and locks him in the Sharpshooter! Triple H screams in pain until Orton picks throws a heavy box at Benoit, bouncing it off his head. Orton kicks Benoit in the ribs a few times, then picks him up and throws him face first into a concrete wall. Orton and Triple H stomp on the fallen Benoit until a sea of officials and referees break it up. Benoit pulls himself to his feet but is restrained also by the officials. Eric Bischoff runs onto the scene.

Bischoff: KNOCK IT OFF! KNOCK IT OFF ALL OF YOU! HAVE SOME CLASS! THIS IS RAW! If you guys want to battle you do it in the ring! Benoit I can see you’re pissed off for Triple H attacking you for no reason last week.

Benoit struggles to get free from the Officials as he yells: You’re damn right I’m pissed off! I’m the best technical wrestler in history and this jackass attacks me for no reason!

Bischoff: And Triple H I can see you’re pissed off about losing your heavyweight title but random acts of violence won’t get you you’re title back I guarantee it!

HHH: Bischoff I’m sick of being disrespected! I want my damn title back and I’ll get it by any means necessary! Especially if it means going through him!

Bischoff: ENOUGH! I don’t want to hear it! Benoit if you want revenge you can have it! Next week we’ll see Triple H vs. Chris Benoit if…you can defeat Randy Orton tonight. If you defeat Orton tonight then you face Triple H next week! Now get in the ring both of you! You’re up next!

Overall: 80

***Commercial Break***

Chris Benoit vs Randy Orton

Ending: Chris Benoit drops Orton to the mat with the Crossface and Orton screams in pain trying to reach for the ropes. Orton pulls his feet off the ground and rolls over out of the Crossface. Benoit and Orton both get up, and Benoit walks into the RKO from Orton! Cover for the three count.

Winner: Randy Orton

Overall: 90

Crowd: 86

Match: 94

***Commercial Break***

Tyson Tomko vs Batista - Falls Count Anywhere (Non-Title Match)

Ending: Tyson Tomko and Batista battle it out on the steel girder of the stage. Tomko walks into a massive Spinebuster by Batista!

JR: God! Tomko must be broken in half!

Cover for the three count.

After-Match: Batista picks Tomko up and throws him off the stage through a table! King: Tomko is down and out!

JR: Batista sending a huge message to Edge and Christian!

Winner: Batista

Overall: 73

Crowd: 72

Match: 74

Edited April 25, 2005 by Inner D Monz

[I Don't Mind]

Smackdown Preview:

Will The Undertaker make comment on Randy Orton's recent Interview on the last Smackdown about him? What will be Carlito's punishment for attacking Theodore Long? Will The Big Show and Kurt Angle clash again tonight? Find out all of this and more on Smackdown! Tonight's card will be as followed:

Paul London vs. Akio - CW Title

Funaki and Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Basham Brothers

Nunzio vs. Spike Dudley

Hardcore Holly vs. Orlando Jordan - US Title

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Booker T vs. JBL - Hardcore Rules

Backlash Preview:

Batista vs. Edge vs. Christian - World Heavyweight Title

Big Show vs. Kurt Angle - Number One Contendership for WWE Title

Rey Mysterio vs. Eddie Guerrero II - Loser loses his tag belt

Paul London vs. Billy Kidman - Cruiserweight Title

[Guest Prototype]

I like it so far. I wish you didnt push Chris Masters. I like the Edge/Christian storyline. Is Backlash a joint PPV?

[I Don't Mind]

yes, backlash is a joint pay per view

and smackdown should be up sometime tomorrow hopefully

thank you for your feedback everyone, it means a lot to me :-)

[Guest Grapehead]

Did I miss something with Masters? Why was he the ref in the women's match? Since Backlash isn't traditionally a joint PPV, you could've mentioned something sooner from whatever perspective. I agree with what Ap Sham said too lol, it's kind of funny. Looks like it could be good, few little things here and there. Remember with a diary to just make sure you explain things, like the Masters thing or the Backlash situation, since we get only what you give us for information, and you don't want to confuse readers.

EDIT: Another thing, about the opening to the diary, interesting, but I'd like to see you do more with it. Hopefully it wasn't just a quick fix to getting the McMahon's out of the way only to do nothing with the storyling.

Edited April 11, 2005 by Spongebob_V2

[I Don't Mind]

Smackdown: April 14, 2005

Dead Man Returns

The Undertaker’s music plays as Smackdown starts, sending the crowd into a frenzy. The dark mist fills the arena as The Undertaker steps out in his black trench coat and black hat. He walks down the aisle and climbs up the stairs. He raises his hands and tilts his head back, turning the lights back on but as he takes off the hat he reveals himself to be none other than Randy Orton in The Undertaker’s attire. Orton climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone.

Michael Cole: What!? What!? Tazz! That’s Randy Orton!

Tazz: What the hell is he doing here!?

Orton: [Laughing] I really had you guys didn’t I? I got a message for you all Smackdown morons here! The Undertaker is gone! He is cowering in a cemetery thanks to the legend killer Randy Orton! I drove the Dead Man back to his grave in humiliation when I beat his [~beep!~] with the RKO! I ended his WrestleMania winning streak and further solidified my own. I, Randy Orton, The Legend Killer, The future of this business… came out here dressed… [takes off trench coat and throws it on the ground along with hat.] in this ridiculous crap to prove a point!

Michael Cole: What disrespect by Orton!

Tazz: Orton is on the wrong show to be talking trash!

Orton: The Undertaker is nothing but a joke! Anyone can come out here and claim to be a soul stealer and be a demon/deity or whatever but it doesn’t mean jack if you can’t back it up, especially on the biggest stage of them all! Undertaker, from the future, to the past, I have a message to you old man… now that I’ve ripped you limb from limb at WrestleMania, I wanted to tell you… rest… in… pieces! Orton spits on the Undertaker’s attire before leaving.

Overall: 93

Paul London vs Akio - WWE Cruiserweight title

Ending: Akio goes up to the top rope while London stumbles around aimlessly. London sees Akio on the ropes and charges over to him, nailing Akio in the face with a few forearm shots. London goes up to the top rope with Akio and throws him across the ring with a Frankensteiner.

Cole: High impact move by Akio didn't pay off!

London jumps back up to his feet and pulls Akio over into the corner. London climbs up to the top rope and dives off, crushing Akio with the 450 Splash. London covers Akio for the three count, retaining his CW Title.

After-match: Billy Kidman charges down the aisle with chair in hand as London celebrates. Kidman goes to swing at London, but London ducks it. Kidman turns around to get the chair cracked into his face with the Drop-Sault. Kidman rolls over to the side of the ring as London picks up the chair. Kidman rolls out of the ring just before London hits him with the chair. Akio however, still being in the ring takes a big chair shot upside the head from London leveling him.

Tazz: Whoa, bad luck Akio! Should have ran like Kidman!

Michael Cole: Wrong place wrong time for Akio!

Winner: Paul London

Overall: 76

Crowd: 53

Match: 100

Michael Cole: Wow Tazz, did you see Paul London just snap like that? What could possess him to go berserk like he did?

Tazz: Well ya know Cole, when your friend stabs you in the back, then puts you out of action for a few months, as we wrestlers so commonly do, returning, there’s always at least a little animosity between you and your assailant.

Michael Cole: Well I’m sorry that Akio had to be an innocent victim in all of this but Backlash is gonna be phenomenal! London vs Kidman for the cruiserweight title. London promises to cripple Kidman like he did London.

Tazz: That’s right Cole, it’s gonna be a rocket buster, but right now we’ve got Tag Team Title action!

Funaki and Scotty 2 Hotty vs The Basham Brothers - Tag Team Titles

Ending: Danny Basham beats down Funaki on the outside while Scotty and Doug duke it out in the ring. Danny throws Funaki into the ring-post, and slides into the ring. Scotty goes for the Super Kick on Doug but Doug ducks it. Doug hits Scotty with a club to the back of the head. Doug sets Scotty up for the Russian Leg Sweep as Danny bounces off the ropes. The Bashams destroy Scotty with the Ball and Gag. Doug covers Scotty for the three count, retaining their tag team titles.

Winners: Basham Brothers

Overall: 74

Crowd: 63

Match: 86

***Commercial Break***

Nunzio vs Spike Dudley

Ending: Spike Dudley kicks Nunzio in the gut and runs over to the corner with Spike going for the Dudley Dog. Spike Dudley is thrown off at the last second by Nunzio. Nunzio kicks Spike in the gut and grabs him by the arm. Nunzio runs up the ropes and jumps off drilling Spike into the mat with the Arriverderci.

Tazz: I love these Cruiserweights man!

Cole: They can only be found here on Smackdown!

Winner: Nunzio

Overall: 76

Crowd: 60

Match: 92

Uncool Suspension

A recap video is played of last week where Carlito Caribbean Cool destroyed Teddy Long.

Overall Reaction: 72

Michael Cole: Carlito makes me sick, attacking our general manager like that!

Tazz: Come on Cole, Long was humiliating him week after week. What would you do in his situation? He had to put his foot down at some point.

Michael Cole: yeah; never the less, Carlito Caribbean Cool has been suspended indefinitely for his actions.

Orlando Jordan vs Hardcore Holly - US Title

Ending: Hardcore Holly sets Orlando up for the Alabama Slam. Hardcore, holding Orlando in position, shows his strength by spinning. Hardcore drives Orlando into the mat with the Alabama Slam.

Tazz: BOOM!

Cole: Alabama Slam!

Before Holly drops down for the pin, The Basham Brothers run down the aisle. Doug Basham climbs up on the apron and distracts the referee as Hardcore makes the cover. Danny Basham slides into the ring and clocks Hardcore on the back of the head with his Tag Team Title belt.

Cole: Get the Bashams' out of there ref!

Danny Basham rolls Hardcore over and throws Orlando over him. Danny Basham rolls out of the ring as Doug gets off the apron. The ref sees the cover and gives Orlando the one-two-three.

Winner: Orlando Jordan

Overall: 70

Crowd: 65

Match: 76

***Commercial Break***

Michael Cole: Tazz, I’m just, I’m just shocked at what we just witnessed during the commercial break.

Tazz: Kurt Angle sunk to a new low… wow… I can’t even describe it… let’s just go to the footage.

Angle Sinks Low

[During The Commercial Break Video] Joy Giovanni is in the ring shooting t-shirts out into the crowd with a t-shirt cannon. Joy is tripped and dragged out of the ring by Kurt Angle who jumped over the barricade. Angle locks Joy in the Angle Lock causing her to scream and rive with pain. Big Show comes bolting down the aisle sending Kurt Angle back into the audience running away but laughing at his mental victory.

Overall Reaction: 81

Rey Mysterio vs Chavo Guerrero

Ending: Chavo whips Rey off the ropes. Rey comes back with a Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors Takeover. Chavo crawls over to the ropes to pull himself back up.

Tazz: Everybody take out your cell phones and dial 619!

Cole: Wine me! Dine me! Six-one-nine me!Rey bounces off the ropes and nails Chavo with the 619. Eddie Guerrero comes running down the aisle but Rey hits him with an Asai Moonsault. Rey slides back into the ring into a clothesline by Chavo. Eddie gets back up on the apron, trying to get into the ring to attack Rey in a blind fury but the ref restrains him. Chavo begins to try and reason with Eddie to leave, but Rey dropkicks Chavo in the back, sending him colliding with Eddie. Rey rolls Chavo up with a schoolboy for the three count.

After-Match: As Rey is celebrating, Eddie blasts him upside the back of the head with a stiff punch. Eddie gives Rey a few shots to the ribs with his boots. Chavo gets up and attacks Rey also. They give Rey a double Fisherman Brainbuster before leaving.

Winner: Rey Mysterio

Overall: 85

Crowd: 77

Match: 94

JBL Pissed

Josh Matthews is backstage with JBL who’s in his wrestling gear.

Josh Matthews: JBL, tonight you go one on one with Booker T, I was wondering if…

JBL: Booker T?! Who cares about Booker T!? Why are you not down on your knees Josh? You and Booker T should be bowing before me, because I’ve beaten everyone that’s stood before me with the exception of John Cena, proving I am a wrestling God! And as for John Cena…

Josh Matthews: Yes, JBL before WrestleMania you were completely didn’t want any remote hostile actions between John Cena, but as soon as you lost your title you snapped and ambushed him.

JBL: Now wait right there Josh! So what if I ambushed John Cena? That trash stole my title away from me like the slime that gets stuck to the bottom of my boot as I walk down the street, that he is! He is a nothing! He is undeserving to hold the title held by a Wrestling God like myself! It sickens me! Deep in my stomach it makes me sick! And as for my change in actions, I was saving myself for my match with him, but now that I’ve lost it all I’ve got nothing left to lose. John Cena, I’m going to beat your face in, like I beat up the stock market. You will fear me Cena. Mark my words, you will fear me, and you will bow down before me! I will go to any lengths to destroy you Cena! Including this: I challenge you to a match at Backlash. You Vs me! In a Texas Bull-Rope match! Get out of my way Josh, I’ve got a match to win.

Overall: 72

***Commercial Break***

Booker T vs JBL - Hardcore Rules

Ending: Orlando Jordan and the Bashams surround the ring. Orlando Jordan reaches under the ring and goes to hand JBL a chair when out of the crowd comes John Cena with a chain wrapped around his hand.

Cole: IT'S CENA! TAZZ! IT'S JOHN CENA!

He nails JBL right upside the head sending him to his knees into the middle of the ring. Cena kicks Orlando in the gut and hit’s a F-U on concrete. Doug Basham runs over into a shot with the chain to the face. John Cena drops down and beats away at Doug Basham with the chain-wrapped-fist until Danny Basham attacks him from behind. On the inside, Booker T nails the groggy, doubled-over JBL with the Scissors Kick. Booker T covers JBL for the three count as John Cena throws Danny Basham into the steel steps.

After-Match: As Booker T leaves the ring, John Cena gets back in and kicks the groggy JBL in the gut. John Cena nails JBL with the F-U right in the middle of the ring. John Cena, stands over the fallen JBL doing a “You Can’t See Me!” taunt, followed by a throwing of the “double horns” sign in the air.

Cole: I THINK CENA JUST ACCEPTED JBL'S CHALLANGE!

Tazz: CENA; JBL; BACKLASH! WHAT A FIGHT THAT'LL BE!

Winner: Booker T

Overall: 82

Crowd: 85

Match: 78

Edited April 25, 2005 by Inner D Monz

[Guest Prototype]

Good show. I liked the Orton segment. I think the Eddie turn was a little rushed. Not really feeling the Show/Angle feud. Hopefully Angle wins at Backlash and feuds with Cena.

[nomaster]

JBL better win back the title, cena is such a terrible person in my oppion oh well your the booker man anyways i like the format and enjoy the stuf u have been writing but snitsky deserves a push if masters does but seriously, push snitsky

[I Don't Mind]

RAW Preview and News:

RAW:

In the Main Event, we'll see The Animal Batista putting his World Heavyweight Title up for grabs against Edge, one week before he defends it in a triple threat at Backlash. Y2J - Chris Jericho will go one on one against his assailent for the past two weeks - The Game: Triple H. Matt Hardy will be making his return to the ring also! and The Rockers go after Tag Team Gold when they face off against Regal and Tajiri. All this and more on RAW!

News:

Raven has gotten back to WWE's proposal of a new contract, and has denied it, saying he still no longer wishes to have no part with the company. This has not soured WWE's interest in Raven, so look to see another attempt in the future.

WWE is looking to make some face turns on Smackdown. An interesting option they've been looking at was the turn of Mark Jindrak who isn't doing anything at the moment.

Judgment Day is set to be May 29th and will be a Smackdown Brand PPV. With Shane McMahon running the show, anything could happen!

[I Don't Mind]

RAW April 18, 2005

Legend Killer On The Highlight Reel

RAW opens up to Chris Jericho standing in the middle of his Highlight Reel set, microphone in hand.

Jericho: Ladies and Gentlemen, Y2J is here, make some noise will ya!? I’ve had a lot of accomplishments in my time folks, but the person I’m interviewing tonight, does too. I’m the first Undisputed Champion… he’s defeated a list of legends, as big as his ego. He’s even defeated, as much as it hurts to say this, the Living Legend, Chris Jericho. LETS BRING HIM OUT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE LEGEND KILLER - RANDY ORTON!

Randy Orton comes down to the ring in his street clothes. He climbs in and grabs a microphone from the ring crew.

King: Boy JR, Orton sure does look good tonight huh?

JR: He’s a very good looking individual, I just wish he had a better personality.

King: I, for one think his personality is nothing short of radiant.

Orton: Chris Jericho, good to be back on the Highlight Reel. You’re looking good as always.

Jericho laughing: Randy, Randy, Randy, as much as I know I look good, don’t suck up to me. I hate suck ups, even when they are telling the truth. If I want to hear I look good I’d do something immature and stupid like this - HEY AUDIENCE, AM I OR AM I NOT A SEXY BEAST!? [Loud Ovation]

Orton: Yeah, yeah, you look great Chris, especially considering the ass kicking you got from Triple H for the past two weeks. I’d expect you to be battered, beaten, and bruised just about all over by now, but you just keep coming back don’t you?

King: He makes a good point JR.

JR: Maybe so, but Orton might be barking up the wrong tree.

Jericho: Yeah, speaking of that Randy, I’ve noticed you and him have been in sort of… I dare say cahoots as of late. Now I have a match with him later on tonight, you wouldn’t be thinking about attacking Y2J would you?

Orton: I don’t take orders from Triple H any more Chris, don’t worry. So I can’t say I intend on having any part in your match with Triple H, that’s between you guys. This isn’t Evolution, I’m a new man, a changed man! However, I will probably laugh my ass off when Triple H beats the living hell out of you tonight and pins you for the one-two-three.

Jericho: Randy, I’ve got a question for you that seems to be on everyone’s mind right now. WILL YOU PLEASE! SHUT! THE HELL! UP!?

JR: amen to that!

King: Hey! He can’t talk to Randy Orton like that!

Jericho: I am a Living Legend Randy. Sort of makes you think doesn’t it? You defeated me in the past, but the Legend Killer failed to kill this legend. And when you hurt an animal, and leave it living, you’ve given it time to heal, you’ve given it time to grow more and more angry, and… oh I’ll just make this short and sweet. If you get out of line with me tonight Orton, I’ll put a hurting on you, just like I’m going to put a hurting on Triple H tonight, that’ll make sure you two will never… EVER be the same, again!

Orton and Jericho have a stare down, each smirking. Orton’s smile fades as does Jericho’s. Orton leans back and spits right in the face of Jericho.

JR: The sheer disrespect of Orton!

Y2J wipes it off, laughing, then plows down Orton with a big right hand! Jericho drops down beating away at the face of Orton. Jericho gets up and locks Orton in the Walls Of Jericho! Orton screams and rives in pain, tapping out but to no use. A swarm of referees run down and pull Jericho off of Orton.

Overall: 81

Kane vs Muhammed Hassan w/Khosrow Daivari

Ending: Muhammed pounds away with right hands on Kane in the corner. Hassan goes to whip Kane into the opposing corner, but Kane reverses the whip, almost throwing him into the referee, but holding onto him at the last second. The ref runs behind Kane to get out of the way but Kane reverses his own whip and throws Hassan into the ref accidentally.

King: Bad place to be ref you idiot.

Hassan turns around into a Big Boot! Kane climbs up to the top rope, waiting for Hassan to get to his feet. Kane dives off the top rope, crushing Hassan with a Flying Clothesline!

JR: The agility of Kane is phenomenal!

Kane gets up and signals for the Choke Slam to a big ovation from the crowd. Hassan pulls himself to his feet and staggers around until he gets grabbed by the throat by Kane. Khosrow slides into the ring and nails Kane between the legs with a low blow!

JR: What the hell is he doing in there!

Hassan nails Kane with the Modified STO and covers him as the referee wakes up for the three.

After-Match: Hassan and Daivari celebrate their victory as Kane sits up. Kane gets up to his feet as the crowd goes wild. Hassan is the first to turn around, and runs right into a Big Boot. Khosrow gets nailed in the face with a big right hand, taking him down. Hassan gets back up but Kane grabs him by the throat again. Kane nails Hassan with the Choke Slam right to Hell. Khosrow then gets a Choke Slam of his own.

King: Let this be a lesson to you guys, don’t mess with the Big Red Machine!

Winner: Muhammed Hassan

Overall: 76

Crowd: 75

Match: 77

***Commercial Break***

Simon Dean and Maven vs RAW's Superheroes - Hurricane and Rosey

Ending: Maven dives at Rosey for a Crossbody, but gets caught. Rosey spins him for his Spinning Urange, but as he throws his body, his legs nail Hurricane in the chest.

King: Rosey! You idiot! You’ve nailed your own partner!

Maven gets planted, followed by a pin from Rosey. Simon Dean breaks the count at two, but gets thrown out by Rosey over the top rope.

JR: Simon Dean gets tossed out like yesterday’s garbage!

Rosey follows him to the outside where they continue the brawl. Maven gets up as Hurricane staggers around. Maven creeps up behind Hurricane and nails him with a Chinlock Backbreaker. Maven covers Hurricane for the one-two-three.

After-Match: As Simon Dean and Maven make their way up the ramp celebrating, Hurricane and Rosey have a confrontation in the ring. Hurricane adjusts his mask and begins shoving Rosey around, blaming him for the loss. Rosey, unaware of what happened looks confused. Hurricane and Rosey leave, arguing all the way up the aisle.

JR: there seems to be some trouble in Super Hero Paradise.

Winner: Simon Dean and Maven

Overall: 76

Crowd: 72

Match: 80

When Monsters Collide

Gene Snitsky comes down to the ring in his wrestling gear. He climbs in the ring and grabs a microphone.

Snitsky: Tonight, I’m making an open challenge. Anyone in the back who thinks they can beat a weapon of mass destruction like myself, come on out! But let me tell you this… if you choose to step up, it’ll be by your own choice, and whatever happens to you… won’t be my fault!

The music of the Man-Beast Rhyno hits as the crowd goes into a frenzy. Rhyno runs down the aisle, excepting the challenge, and slides into the ring as the bell rings.

Overall: 64

Rhyno vs. Gene Snitsky

Ending: Snitsky, in control, kicks Rhyno in the gut. He lifts Rhyno up onto his shoulder for the Powerslam, but Rhyno slides out the backdoor. Rhyno shuffles back quickly as Snitsky turns around. Rhyno charges at Snitsky and plows right through him with the gore!

JR: GORE! GORE! GORE!

King: Snitsky’s ribs must be broken from that!

Rhyno covers Gene Snitsky for the three count, and climbs the turnbuckles in victory.

Winner: Rhyno

Overall: 73

Crowd: 68

Match: 78

***Commercial Break***

The Rockers vs Regal and Tajiri - World Tag Team Titles

Ending: Marty Jannetty Back Body Drops William Regal out of the ring onto the concrete floor. Jannetty turns around into the Mist by Tajiri!

JR: That green Mist from Tajiri blinds Jannetty!

Jannetty lands on his knees, holding his face in pain as Tajiri sets himself up for the Buzzsaw Kick. Tajiri goes to kick Jannetty, but he ducks it! Tajiri turns around into the Sweet Chin Music by Shawn Michaels. Michaels attacks Regal as he tries to slide back in the ring while Jannetty covers Tajiri.

King: One! Two! Three! The Rockers have the titles!

After-Match: La Resistance runs down the aisle with chairs in hand. They slide into the ring simultaneously. Sylvain nails Michaels in the gut with the chair, then cracks him in the back of the head with it. Conway drops Regal to the mat with a chair shot to the face. The pair drop their chairs and nail Jannetty with the Au Revoir, followed by Tajiri. The pair signal where the Tag Team Titles should be, around their waist.

JR: That damn La Resistance!

King: They’ve definitely made an impact here tonight!

Winners: The Rockers

Overall: 81

Crowd: 77

Match: 85

Mr. Extreme Returns

Shelton Benjamin comes down to the ring for his match, but as his entrance finishes, Matt Hardy’s music hits. Hardy comes down to the ring to a massive ovation.

JR: Matt Hardy’s not scheduled for this match. What’s going on here?

King: I don’t know JR, but this has the potential to be huge!

He climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone.

Hardy: Matt Hardy, Version 1.0 has returned! And in my absence, I’ve had a revelation! I’ve realized that there will never, ever be a version 2.0. Matt Hardy is that original, the classic, the EXTREME!

JR: It also seems like he’s grown an ego since we last saw him.

King: well come on JR, there’s no one quite like Matt Hardy.

Matt Hardy: And recently, sitting home, watching RAW, this show makes me sick! This show is full of nothing but losers! It needs an Extreme change! And who more Extreme than the true innovator of the ladder match, Mr. Extreme, Matt Hardy! Even this guy here! Our Intercontinental Champion is a loser! Shelton… what kind of name is that? It’s no where near as Extreme as Matt! Shelton, I propose a challenge to you. AN EXTREME CHALLENGE! Matt Hardy vs Shelton Benjamin at Backlash, for your IC Title! V-1 takes Shelton Benjamin to the Extreme!

King: That’ll be a heck of a match huh JR?

JR: You’re darn tootin!

Shelton nods in approval, then points to his belt, followed by pointing to himself. Matt Hardy nods also, then kicks Shelton between the legs. Shelton drops his IC Title and doubles over in pain. Matt Hardy nails Shelton with a Twist Of Fate onto the belt.

Overall: 80

***Commercial Break***

Chris Jericho vs Triple H

Ending: Triple H kicks Chris Jericho in the gut and sets him up for the Pedigree.

King: Pedigree time!

Jericho pulls his arms free and trips Triple H, locking him in the Walls of Jericho.

JR: Walls of Jericho! Walls of Jericho!

King: AH! GRAB THE ROPES GAME!

Triple H wriggles and screams in pain but can’t break the hold. Randy Orton runs down the aisle and slides into the ring behind Jericho. Orton nails Y2J upside the head with a clothesline. Orton drops to his knees and pounds away at the head of Jericho. The referee calls for the bell as Orton gets up and rips his button-up dress-shirt off.

After-Match: Orton stomps on Jericho a few times until Triple H gets up. Triple H stomps on Jericho while Orton takes off his belt. Orton wraps the belt around Jericho’s neck and throws him over the top rope, choking him.

JR: THIS IS SICK! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!

King: Their dismantling Chris Jericho! This is great!

Triple H stomps on the back of Jericho as he struggles for air. Chris Benoit bolts down to the ring where he and Triple H break into a brawl. Orton releases the belt and changes his focus on Benoit. Benoit fights off both Triple H and Orton at the same time. Orton gets driven into a corner with a series of punches and chops to the exposed face and chest. Benoit then knocks down Triple H with a clothesline. Orton charges at Benoit but runs into a German Suplex! Benoit locks Triple H in the Crossface. Jericho gets back in the ring and trips Randy Orton, locking him in the Walls Of Jericho. The two former Evolution members scream in agony right beside each other until a swarm of referees finally break it up.

Winner: Chris Jericho via DQ

Overall: 81

Crowd: 84

Match: 75

Backlash Brawl

Before everyone is cleared out of the ring, Eric Bischoff comes out on stage with a microphone.

Bischoff: Hold on right there all of you! This has gone far enough! I’m not going to put up with this week in and week out! You’ve all got some sort of grievance that’s eating away at you, and at Backlash you’re all going to work out your frustrations on each other! In a tag team no disqualifications match, we’ll see Triple H and Randy Orton, vs. Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit!

Overall: 81

***Commercial Break***

Batista vs Edge

Ending: Edge bounces off the ropes, charging at Batista, but runs into a Military Press Slam! Christian runs down into the ring, but runs right into a Spinebuster by Batista! Christian rolls out in pain as Edge gets up staggering around. Batista drives Edge into the mat with the Batista bomb and covers him for the three count.

After-Match: As Batista is celebrating, Christian slides a chair into the ring, then slides into the ring himself with another chair. Christian nails Batista in the spine with the chair, but to little damage. Christian’s shock on his face tells the whole story. Batista, looking quite angry, grabs the chair, but before he can tear it away, Edge gets up and nails him in the spine with another chair shot. Batista, still barely effected by this, begins to turn around slowly. Edge and Christian give each other a look then hit Batista with the Con-Chair-To. Finally the monster goes down, bleeding from the mouth.

Winner: Batista

Overall: 89

Crowd: 95

Match: 78

Edited April 25, 2005 by Inner D Monz

[Guest Prototype]

Good show. I didnt like Muhhammad going over Kane, but I like that Rhyno won. Hope you push Matt Hardy. The tag match at Backlash should be good and I like the Edge/Christian vs Batista angle.

[I Don't Mind]

Previews And News:

Smackdown Preview:

After Carlito Carribean Cool so violenty demolished the general manager of Smackdown, Teddy Long, A new GM will be a pointed tonight! Shannon Moore and Paul London will be in a cruiserweight tag battle against Akio and Billy Kidman. What can keep the two forces of Kurt Angle and Big Show apart tonight!? Tonight's main event will surely blow the roof off the place, when Eddie Guerrero takes on The Big Show! Also look to see:

Rene Dupree vs. Rey Mysterio

Luther Regins vs Hardcore Holly

John Heidenreich vs Nunzio

Booker T vs Charlie Haas

Backlash Preview:

Batista vs. Edge vs Christian - World Heavyweight Title

John Cena vs JBL - Bullrope Match - Heavyweight Title

Randy Orton and Triple H vs Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit - Hardcore Rules

Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio - Tag Titles Up For Grabs

Shelton Benjamin vs Matt Hardy V1 - IC Title

Big Show vs Kurt Angle

The Rockers vs William Regal and Tajiri vs. La Resistance - World Tag Team Titles

Billy Kidman vs Paul London - CW Title

News:

The board of directors of WWE are going to give the McMahons an onscreen try-out to see how professional they can be in their given situation. Look to see some McMahons back on the screen shortly!

Edited April 14, 2005 by Inner D Monz

[I Don't Mind]

Smackdown: April 21, 2005

Michael Cole: We’ve got a great match to start off Smackdown right Tazz?

Tazz: That’s right Cole! We’re kicking things off on Smackdown with two tough guys duking it out.

Cole: That’s right, he’s talking about Hardcore Bob Holly vs Luther Reigns!

New General Manager!

Vince McMahon’s music hits to everyone’s surprise.

Cole: Holy cow Tazz! What’s Mr. McMahon doing here?

Tazz: Hey! Show some respect Cole! He’s the boss, he can go anywhere he wants!

Vince McMahon climbs in the ring, and grabs a microphone from ringside.

Vince: It has come to my attention, that a few weeks ago, a worker attacked the general manager that I personally appointed! That doesn’t sit with me, not for one gosh darn second! I’m Vince McMahon. When I make a decision, I respect it to be respected Damnit! However, this isn’t why I’m here tonight. My personal grievances aside, Smackdown has a major issue at the time. Teddy Long will be out of action indefinitely, which means Smackdown has no General Manager. Well I’ll tell you something - Anarchy and chaos, WILL NOT run ramped! Over the last few weeks I’ve been viewing applicants for the next General Manager, and It’s come to my attention… that if you want something done right do it yourself! Smackdown can only have order maintained under the constant supervision of a McMahon!

Cole: Oh my god! Tazz! Vince is gonna be our boss and our General Manager!

Tazz: What a bombshell!

Vince: Hold on, Hold on, let me assure you, it’s not the McMahon standing in the ring that’ll be taking over - no, no! As of next week… The new General Manager of WWE Smackdown, will take control. And that is, My son! SHANE MCMAHON!

Cole: SHANE MCMAHON!?

Tazz: Shane O’ Mac is gonna be running Smackdown!?

Overall: 86

***Commercial Break***

Luther Reigns vs Hardcore Holly

Ending: Luther Reigns is whipped off the ropes by Holly. Holly catches Reigns with a dropkick.

Tazz: Did you see the elevation Holly got on that dropkick? Wow!

Cole: its been said that Holly’s got the best dropkick in the business.

Holly goes to whip Luther off the ropes, but Luther counters with an arm wrench, pulling him into a clothesline, but Holly ducks it. Luther turns around and gets kicked in the gut. Holly picks Luther up and nails him with the Alabama Slam! Holly covers Reigns for the three.

Cole: Wow! The strength of Holly to pick up Reigns like that!

Tazz: Holly is one tough dude Cole!

Cole: He sure is Tazz! Next up though we’ve got cruiserweight Tag Team Action as Paul London and Shannon Moore take on Billy Kidman and Akio!

Winner: Hardcore Holly

Overall: 73

Crowd: 65

Match: 81

Cruiserweight Tag Trial

Shannon Moore is backstage in his locker room preparing for his match. As he exit’s the locker room, Out from behind the door attacks Akio. Akio and Shannon Moore brawl back and forth with right hands until Shannon is attacked from behind by Billy Kidman. The two beat down Shannon Moore with a series of right hands. They then slammed the back of Shannon Moore’s head into the concrete wall, and stomped a mudhole in him. Billy Kidman picked up a nearby garbage can and through it into Shannon Moore’s face, knocking him unconscious before the two walked off.

Overall: 52

Paul London vs Akio and Kidman

Ending: Akio climbs up to the top rope, going for his Corkscrew Press. Paul London charges at him and runs up the ropes, grabbing onto Akio with a reverse waistlock. London falls backwards, throwing Akio across the ring with a Top Rope Release German Suplex! A deafening “Holy Sh*t” chants start in the audience.

Cole: My god Tazz! Did you see that!?

Tazz: THAT WAS PHENOMENAL! I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT!

London pulls himself back up to his feet, and drags Akio over to the corner. London climbs up to the top rope slowly, still recovering from the high impact move. Kidman runs over and rolls Akio out of the ring. Kidman nails London with a few forearm smashes and climbs up to the second rope. Kidman grabbed under London’s arms and dove backwards, nailing London with a modified Top Rope BK Bomb!

Cole: God Tazz! Where else are you gonna find great cruiserweight action like this?

Tazz: You won’t find anything like this other than on Smackdown!

Kidman pulls himself up and lifts London’s legs pinning him. Kidman then throws his legs onto the second rope for leverage.

Cole: Hey ref! Kidman’s got his feet on the ropes!

Tazz: This Kidman’s a lot smarter than I thought Cole! Haha!

To the crowd’s disapproval, Billy Kidman steals the win, while the ref counts to three.

Winner: Billy Kidman and Akio

Overall: 74

Crowd: 62

Match: 86

***Commercial Break***

Giant Trouble

Kurt Angle’s music hits while the crowd chants “You Suck”. Angle enters the ring and grabs a microphone, pausing until the crowd quiets.

Angle: In three days, I take what is rightfully mine. Kurt Angle, becomes number one contender. At Judgment Day I’ll go on to either face JBL… [crowd boo’s] or John Cena [huge pop] Frankly, I don’t give a rats tail who I face!

Cole: Angle seems to be getting a bit arrogant.

Tazz: Well Cole, he has a lot to be cocky about.

Angle: The screaming and tapping of John Cena, or the screaming and tapping of JBL: It all sounds the same to me! At Judgment Day, just like at Backlash, just like at WrestleMania, I’m going to Steal the Show! Why? Because I’m the new Show Stopper! I’m the new icon! I’m an Olympic gold medallist! It’s true! It’s damn true! And I’ll do anything I have to, to get my title back! Joy Giovanni was just collateral damage. She was in a relationship with the wrong man, at the wrong time! What can I say?

Kurt Angle is cut off by the Big Show’s music and pyros.

Cole: Oh boy Tazz! It’s Big Show!

Tazz: Angle better high-tail it out of there!

Cole: Kurt Angle’s face looks like he’s seen a ghost.

Kurt Angle drops his microphone and escapes out the back of the ring. Angle jumps over the guardrail, with his eyes still on the stage which misses a seven-foot monster. Angle bumps into Big Show in the audience, who sends him flying backwards with a big right hand! Angle gets driven back into the guardrail with a series of punches. Big Show gives Angle a few giant chops across the chest, before clotheslining him over the guardrail. Big Show climbs over the barrier and throws Kurt Angle head-first into the ring-post! Big Show throws Angle into the ring and climbs in after him. Angle gets up and staggers around before Big Show grabs him by the throat and delivers a massively devastating Choke Slam. Big Show gets up and raises his Choke Slamming hand into the air, growling. Big Show then rubs his waistline, signaling he’s the next champion.

Cole: Big Show is sending a message in a big way!

Overall: 89

***Commercial Break***

Rene Dupree vs Rey Mysterio

Ending: Rey Mysterio bounces off the ropes, charging at Dupree. Mysterio dives backwards at Dupree, wrapping his legs around him and going for the Wheelbarrow into a Bulldog, but Dupree slams his head into the mat.

Cole: High Impact move by Mysterio doesn’t pay off!

Dupree signals for the end as he picks Mysterio up onto his shoulder. Mysterio drops out the backdoor and dropkicks Dupree in the back, sending him onto the second rope. Mysterio bounces off the ropes as the crowd goes crazy.

Tazz: Take out your cell phones!

Cole: 619!

Mysterio hit’s the 619 on Dupree, followed by a Springboard Legdrop. Mysterio covers Dupree for the three count.

Winner: Rey Mysterio

Overall: 77

Crowd: 78

Match: 76

John Heidenreich vs. Nunzio

Ending: Nunzio gets lifted up by Heidenreich with a Military Press, and dropped throat first onto the top rope.

Tazz: I don’t like the look Heidenreich has got in his eye.

Cole: Heidenreich has got an evil look in his eye.

Heidenreich picks Nunzio’s limp body up off the mat and looks around. Heidenreich sets Nunzio up for a Powerbomb, but turns it into a massive Shoulder-Breaker! Heidenreich covers Nunzio for the three count.

Winner: John Heidenreich

Overall: 76

Crowd: 70

Match: 82

Sucka Punk Out

Booker T is backstage with Josh Matthews.

Josh: Booker T… tonight, you go one on one with Charlie Haas. What’s got to be going through your mind right now?

Booker: You didn’t say that. TELL ME! YOU DIDN’T! JUST! SAY THAT! Listen here J.M. there ain’t no fear in the heart of Booker T, especially coming from a Sucka like Charlie Haas! That sucka will kiss the mat like it’s his old, wrinkly grandma! Haha! Charlie Haas, should be fearing the Booker Man, because Haas is about to get a reality check from the Five time! Five time! Five time! Five time! Five time! World Champion! And I know you can dig that!

Booker walks off screen for a moment.

Josh: Well guys, back to you I guess…

Booker T jumps back on screen getting in Josh Matthews’ face screaming…

Booker: SUCKA!!!!!!

Overall: 82

Booker T vs Charlie Haas

Ending: Charlie Haas receives a big Back Body Drop from Booker T. And another! And another! Charlie Haas is reeling. Haas staggers into a kick to the gut by Booker. Booker bounces off the ropes and nails Charlie with the Scissors Kick! Cover! One! Two! Three!

Winner: Booker T

Overall: 80

Crowd: 82

Match: 78

***Commercial Break***

Cabinet Chaos

JBL comes down to the ring in his limousine. He enters the ring and grabs a microphone, rather upset. The crowd boo’s him before he can even begin talking.

JBL: SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!? THE WWE TITLE IS NOT A GAME!

Cole: Wow Tazz, JBL’s irate!

Tazz: Well the man did get punked out last week by Cena.

JBL: You people are just like John Cena! You all have no class! You all think violence is the answer to everything! Fine! We’ll play by you and John Cena’s rules! If he wants violence! It’s violence he’ll get! John Cena! Get your punk ass out here right now! I’m going to make you bow at the feet of a wrestling God the easy way or the hard way!

John Cena’s music hits as the crowd explodes.

Cole: TAZZ! IT’S CENA! HERE’S HERE!

Tazz: The Champ is here!

Cena steps out on stage but only takes a few steps out before he’s attacked from behind by the Basham Brothers and Orlando Jordan. The three beat him down with a series of stomps. The Bashams render him down and hurt with the Ball and Gag onto the steel girder!

Cole: This is sick Tazz! Somebody stop this!

Tazz: This is nothing but a street-styled mugging Cole!

JBL calmly and slyly slicks up the stage in front of John Cena. Orlando lifts Cena up onto his knees as JBL and Cena lock eyes. JBL’s smile fades, which results in JBL slapping Cena across the face. Orlando shoves Cena forward so it appears that he’s bowing before JBL’s feet. The Cabinet get in a limo and leave leaving Cena attended to by the paramedics.

Overall: 73

Eddie Guerrero vs Big Show

Ending: Big Show lifts Eddie Guerrero up for a Military Press, but Eddie slips out the back, landing on his feet behind Big Show. Eddie shoves Big Show into the referee, knocking him out of the ring. Eddie kicks Big Show between the legs, dropping him to his stomach.

Tazz: There goes Eddie, Lying, Cheating, and Stealing!

Eddie climbs up to the top rope and nails the Frog Splash!

Cole: Eddie’s feeling froggy… and he got all of that one!

Eddie covers Big Show but the ref isn’t up yet. Eddie gets up and sticks his head out between the ropes to yell at the referee, but is greeted by Mysterio coming out of nowhere and hitting the 619 off the ring-post!

Cole: Rey Mysterio!?

Tazz: Where the hell did he come from?

Eddie lands back in the middle of the ring, dazed. Rey throws the referee back into the ring before leaving. Eddie and Big Show get to their feet. Big Show gives Eddie a Choke Slam that shakes the ring and covers him for the three.

Winner: Big Show

Overall: 84

Crowd: 87

Match: 80

Edited April 25, 2005 by Inner D Monz

[Guest Prototype]

Good show. I didnt like Show beating Eddie, but I guess it helps to put him over as a viable contender for the title and furthers the Eddie/Rey feud. Shane as GM should be cool, too.