J'Lo Marries Again

[ACCBiggz]

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HITCHED! JENNIFER LOPEZ'S SURPRISE WEDDING

June 5, 2004

JENNIFER LOPEZ has done it again! ET has learned that the former runaway bride married newly divorced Latin MARC ANTHONY in a surprise wedding late Saturday afternoon. White tents were erected in the singer's backyard over the weekend and classical music could be heard playing. Sources tell ET Anthony arrived at the nuptials with Lopez's mother, GUADALUPE.

In full wedding regalia, including an elegant full-length gown and white umbrella, Lopez walked down a rose pedal strewn aisle. About 40 guests watched as the couple exchanged vows under a flower covered bridal arch. Lopez sparkled from head to toe with diamonds gracing her hair as well as diamond earrings, a necklace and bracelet, while Anthony sported diamond cufflinks. Guests then entered the party tents to sample the catered fare as echoes of big band music filled the air. When contacted by ET, Lopez's spokesperson, ROB SHUTER, would neither confirm nor deny that Lopez and Anthony had indeed tied the knot.

This is the third marriage for Jenny from the Block, who was famously engaged to BEN AFFLECK last year before calling off their planned nuptials. She and Anthony first dated in 1999 and rumors that they were back together began again when the twosome were spotted dining together after the Golden Globe® Awards, just five days after her very public split from Ben, and only weeks after Anthony's ex wife DAYANARA TORRES filed for divorce from their 3-1/2-year marriage. Just last week, Anthony was granted an even speedier split in the Dominican Republic.

Well... I'm not sure what to think anymore

[GoGo Yubari]

All I have to say is that unless the guy's got some secret diabolical plan, Marc Anthony is an idiot for not realizing that this girl does NOT STAY MARRIED EVER.

[Guest PacaVeli777]

its been past 4 hours, how much longer must we wait for the divorce....

[MalaCloudy Black]

Obviously, she's only marrying because she wants to set a record for most marriages/divorces. Obviously.

[SeanDMan]

Eventually, she will fall so low in stature she'll marry Cade Sydal.

I'm calling it now.

[ACCBiggz]

I dunno what's more shocking, this or Mini-Me getting an annulment from his fiance genevieve gallen (http://www.genevievegallen.com/), he got an annulement because he had cold feet.

[SeanDMan]

Holy shit, she's bonerific.

What is it about hot chicks and midgets?

[CadeSydal]

Eventually, she will fall so low in stature she'll marry Cade Sydal.

I'm calling it now.

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If it means I get to hit that, then I'm game.

But why you gotta say she'll fall so low? That's just hurtful

[TheArsenal]

J'Lo = The New Joan Collins

[SeanDMan]

Um, Cade, on the intergalactic playboy scale, you're not quite Marc Anthony.

Get in a gunfight though, then you'll move past Puffy.

J'Lo = The New Joan Collins

J'Lo = Missy Hyatt of the movie industry

[CadeSydal]

Yeah, I know...

[fineintent]

All I have to say is that unless the guy's got some secret diabolical plan, Marc Anthony is an idiot for not realizing that this girl does NOT STAY MARRIED EVER.

Yeah but when celeb/normal person marriages end, the normal person ends up doing very well financially out of it. She's mega rich, and he'd get a fancy lawyer and fleece her.

[J-Rod]

J'Lo reminds me of Liza Minnelli for some reason.

[botchedpiledriver]

Isn't J-Lo still with that Ben Affleck guy?

... Shows how much I care.

[Drezdon]

Hahahahahaha, she got married again, this is just gold, Ben Affleck must be crying in his bedroom, after getting so close to marrying her, then splits up, and like 2 months later she marries some random ock, haha. Atleast he gets to bone her, can't blame him for it really.

[SeanDMan]

Yeah but when celeb/normal person marriages end, the normal person ends up doing very well financially out of it. She's mega rich, and he'd get a fancy lawyer and fleece her.

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You realize Marc Anthony isn't some janitor from the block, right?

[fineintent]

You realize Marc Anthony isn't some janitor from the block, right?

I didn't.

But still, it could be for publicity. And look at David Guest, from what I understand about him, he is a fairly well to do producer and used his marriage to Lisa Monelli to cement some more publicity and more money.

[botchedpiledriver]

David Guest...

Fucking hell, He's the only person that Michael Jackson looks normal next to.

[Hex-XL]

This is somewhat funny yet sad. I'm beginning to feel sorry for Lopez and all her husbands for some reason.

[Lowerdeck]

Hollywood marriages are mostly shams anyway. It's disturbing.

And the Religious Right were complaining about gays ruining marriage. J-Lo's doing a better job.