100 Greatest Movie Quotes

[The Slickman]

Im a not a big movie fan to be honest but i have a few favourites which i didnt see on the list .

From Snatch

Gergous George : I FUCKING HATE PIKEYS

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Mike Reids character (cant remember his name) : What you doing here ?

Kids outside his shop : Its a free country init ?

Mike Reid : Well it aint a free shop is it ? SO fuck off !

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Avi: Look in the dog.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?

Avi: I mean open him up.

Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

You can see i love Snatch (leave your rude comments outside)

Also a few Resivior dogs come to mind

Mr. Orange: Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm fucking dying here! I'm fucking dying!

Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.

Mr. Pink: How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple.

Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink!

Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?

Mr. Pink: Yeah that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White, you have a cool sounding name. All right look if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, do you wanna trade?

Maybe too long for the list

[himmelfarht]

From Pulp Fiction

"Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. "

[Mick]

Just thought of perhaps the sickest, albeit funniest movie line...

"You're not going to shit right for a week!" -- Bad Santa

[Skummy]

Shaun of the Dead

"I'm just going to check if it's safe."

"Okay. Is it safe?"

"Nope.."

Roddy Piper Film

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum."

Meet the Fockers

"We're gonna name him after you, doctor."

*Zooms in to doctor's nametag, 'Gaylord Focker.'

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The "Roddy Piper Film" in question is They Live.

[Guest EWRLoyalist]

Gigli - "Suck my dick.com."

Also its quotes not conversations.

I forgot to mention I watched it on TV and it was poorly done. The transitions between quotes sucked.

Edited July 5, 2005 by EWRLoyalist

[fourstarfizzle]

Here's a few of my favourite lines...

"Victims.... aren't we all?" - The Crow

"They're all dead.... they just don't know it yet." - The Crow

"Fuck-a-doodle-do!" - Shaun of the Dead

"I have to return some video tapes..." - American Psycho

"What's up with today, today?" - Empire Records

"I will see you again... but not yet, not yet" - Gladiator

"See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea." - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back