UMW - Ultimate Mattress Wrestling

[SwantonEdge]

Watch your language young man.

[NobBe Nobbs]

That's right peeps, nobody beats my man Don *puts on his newly aquired "Har-Don" Jacket

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[paidelr]

Hey UMW, when you actually HAVE a show with pinfalls and gym mats then you can talk to me.

The mocking of you is all about show-biz. At least it's a good mock. You guys aren't walking out in dresses and tube-tops..... yet.

[Enter Blue Guy]

*holds up a "DON FEARS MOPPY" sign*

You're welcome.

Edited July 11, 2005 by Enter Blue Guy

[Yitzy]

Tony>*

Look at him, he's a motherfucking badass.

[Guest UMW]

We are having a show with pinfals and gym mats this saturday.

[Guest ryan_the_canuck]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that this coming Saturday had already happened.

[Guest UMW]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that this coming Saturday had already happened.

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[Derek4jc]

Wow... You're not serious I hope.

[Guest UMW]

UMW forever! Post the next show!

[Guest J_Lethal]

WOOOOOOOOOOO, UMW > WWE, Im a mark for Don, keep it up, and the Don Splash was great, now have Don switch gimmicks and become Prima-Don-A.

[caucasianheat]

UMW forever! Post the next show!

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Postwhoring! Yeah!

[Derek4jc]

I think from Paidy's post in the advertising forum, it seems apparent that you're not gonna see another show in this.

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

Aww...This was the best thing I've read in a while. It was the funniest too.

And here's me with my "Go Oscar" Badges.

[JStarr]

lol, america