Gallo Offers His Heart...Err...Semen to All Comers

[ROC]

Credit - IMDB

Actor Gallo Sells His Semen Online

In one of the most bizarre attempts ever by a lesser movie celebrity to capitalize on his fame, actor/director Vincent Gallo has offered to sell his semen for $1 million including "all costs related to attempt at an in vitro fertilization." Fertilization by Gallo "the old fashioned way" will cost $1.5 million. Gallo says that his offer is not open to "those of extremely dark complexions" and offers a $50,000 discount to any woman who is blonde, blue-eyed, or related to "any of the German soldiers of the mid-century." Gallo, who posted the offer on his website, did not return calls from reporters seeking to discover whether he was serious.

Edited November 7, 2005 by Veut baiser d'Eva Green.

[Pepsi]

Eh, I assumed it was a joke as he has one of the strangest sense of humor's ever.

[Summers]

Bwahaha, what a guy. Love it.

[Guest jj14982]

that guy's warped!

[Benji]

Finally I can say I have a hero.

[Ananas]

If there's any generous philanthropists out there, buying the whole lot and destroying it to prevent future Vincent Gallo's would be much appreciated.

[zero]

Well, sex with Gallo can't be much worse than watching the Brown Bunny.

[Pepsi]

Well, sex with Gallo can't be much worse than watching the Brown Bunny.

[ROC]

Well, sex with Gallo can't be much worse than watching the Brown Bunny.

Yeah but Buffalo 66 is choice. (Y)