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Actor Gallo Sells His Semen Online

In one of the most bizarre attempts ever by a lesser movie celebrity to capitalize on his fame, actor/director Vincent Gallo has offered to sell his semen for $1 million including "all costs related to attempt at an in vitro fertilization." Fertilization by Gallo "the old fashioned way" will cost $1.5 million. Gallo says that his offer is not open to "those of extremely dark complexions" and offers a $50,000 discount to any woman who is blonde, blue-eyed, or related to "any of the German soldiers of the mid-century." Gallo, who posted the offer on his website, did not return calls from reporters seeking to discover whether he was serious.

Edited by Veut baiser d'Eva Green.
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