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HardcoreJay · May 30, 2006

Tuesday, April 11th 2006

~THIS RAP GAME, THIS RAP GAME!!!!!!~

(“Rap Game” by 50 Cent and D-12 starts up and the fans cheer as Teddy Hart makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as music fades into “Filmstar” by Suede and the fans cheer as Jade Diamond makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

LOTR Qualifying Match: Teddy Hart vs. Jade Diamond

Jade and Teddy are slowly circling one another. They go into a lock-up now, Jade and Teddy are pushing back and forth, however, Teddy with the clean break. He shoves Jade back, and then falls back a little himself. Jade backs up, and then begins to shake his head. It's re-group time for Jade Diamond. Now, they're going at each other again, and they're in another lock-up, DIAMOND RAKES THE EYES OF TEDDY!!!! He grabs Hart, and then hits a vertical suplex into the middle of the ring. Jade now gets up and goes up on the second rope and starts posing for the fans as they boo him. Jade doesn’t see Teddy however and now Teddy goes up behind Jade, he grabs Jade's arms, and then hits a CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!!! Teddy covers, 1…2, Diamond kicks out. Teddy now rises, and then pulls up Jade Diamond. He sets him up, SNAP SUPLEX!!!!! Teddy walks behind him, and then grabs him by the hair. He rolls him over, FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!!! He’s got that hold synched in but now Diamond fights for the ropes and grabs it. Teddy breaks the hold and now he gets back up and begins to stalk Jade. Jade is slowly getting to his feet. Hart backs up, and then runs at Diamond and Diamond ends up shooting Teddy into the ropes. Teddy comes back and Diamond kicks him in the gut, Jade now sets Hart up, AND HITS A LEAPING TORNADO DDT!!!!! Teddy rolls out of the ring and tries to collect himself, he turns around, AND DIAMOND HITS A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ON TOP OF HART!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Diamond gets back up and pounds away on Hart and now sends him back inside the ring. Jade on the apron now, SLINGSHOT LEG DROP and the cover, 1…2… Teddy kicks out. Jade picks Hart up and punches him a few times and now sends him to the corner. Jade runs up, LEAPING FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF HART!!!!! Jade now picks Hart up and perches him on the top. Jade backs up a few steps, Jade now runs up SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA OFF THE TURNBUCKLE, WHAT A MOVE!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit) Teddy Hart is in the center of the ring now and Jade Diamond makes the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

Jade questions the referee but now goes back to work on Hart. He's up now, and he pulls up Hart. He lifts him up, GOING FOR THE DIAMOND DREAM (Orange Crush Bomb) BUT TEDDY HART REVERSES AND TURNS IT INTO AN ACE CRUSHER!!!!! Hart with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!! Hart is slowly getting to his feet, and he grabs Jade and picks him up. He sends him flying into the corner of the ring, and then backs up. He runs up and Diamond catches him with an elbow to the face. Hart backs up and now Diamond runs up, TEDDY PICKS HIM UP, TILT-A-WHIRL BACK BREAKER!!!!! Teddy with the cover, 1…2… DIAMOND gets the shoulder up. Teddy Hart now signaling to go to the top rope. He starts climbing up, he perches himself at the top, NAILS THE TRIPLE BYPASS (Shooting Star Leg Drop) ON JADE, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! HE KICKED OUT OF THE TRIPLE BYPASS!!!!! Teddy Hart is up again now, and he pulls up Jade again and now Hart measures Jade, HARD CHOP to the chest of Jade. Jade falls back into the corner again, and Teddy backs up, he runs, and then dives at Jade with a splash, BUT JADE KICKS HIM HARD IN THE FACE!!!!! Jade now leaps on the turnbuckle, AND NAILS A BODY PRESS, 1…2… KICK OUT by Hart. Jade starts pounding away on Hart and now gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, ASAI MOONSAULT!!!!! Jade with the cover again, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Teddy kicks out again AND NOW JADE IS TRYING TO LOCK HIM IN THE JUST LIKE HEAVEN (Dragon Clutch) SUBMISSION HOLD BUT TEDDY BLOCKS IT!!!!! Teddy manages to get to his feet and Diamond goes for a clothesline but Teddy blocks it and spins him around, AND NAILS AN ENZIGURI!!!! Teddy now climbs the turnbuckle again, Jade Diamond is getting back to his feet. Jade is up and now Teddy LEAPS OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT DIAMOND NAILS HIM WITH THE DREAM KICK (Superkick) TO THE FACE AND DIAMOND COVERS, 1…2….3!!!!!! DIAMOND ADVANCE TO THE PAY PER VIEW!!!!!
Winner: Jade Diamond via Dream Kick

Rating: 82%

(The camera fades backstage and you see Jay Man walking around in the back when he comes across Sabian)

Sabian: Yo playa…

Jay Man: What’s up Sabian?

Sabian: Just wanted to let you know that tonight, when me and you step inside dat ring… Ima be on my A game tonight, ya heard?

Jay Man: That’s cool with me bro. Just to let you know as well, that I’m also gonna be on my A game.

Sabian: Dat so? Ya injury all healed up?

Jay Man: Yep. Everything’s all healed up and I’m ready to get back in that ring tonight and do some winning.

Sabian: How you gonna do dat when you’re gonna be hurtin?

Jay Man: Hurting? What do you mean hurt-

(Suddenly, Ruckus comes in and nails Jay Man from behind with a clothesline and both Ruckus and Sabian start stomping away on the fallen Jay Man. After a few seconds, Sabian grabs a trash can AND SMASHES HIM OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!!)

Sabian: DAT’S WHAT I MEAN BY HURTIN!!!! SEEYA IN THE RING BITCH!!!!!

(Sabian and Ruckus walk off while Jay Man lays on the ground holding his back in pain)

Rating: 75%

~YOU AIN’T READY, YOU AIN’T READY!!!!!~

(“You Ain’t Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and quickly grabs a microphone and starts to speak)

Homicide: Yo… I’m here tonight for one thing, and one thing only. And that’s to do whatever it takes to get to that Pay Per View, and win this fucking tournament. DRH, brotha, dat title you got, I want you shine it up real nice for me, cuz I’m comin for it. There ain’t NOBODY dats gonna stop me from taking that title, and CM Punk, YOU ain’t gonna stop me, from making it into this tournament…

Rating: 62%

~PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!! PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!!!~

(“People Equal Shit” by Slipknot starts up and the fans cheer as CM Punk makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and stares down Homicide as the music fades)

LOTR Qualifying Match: Homicide vs. CM Punk

Punk and Homicide are standing face to face Homicide pushes him, and Punk pushes back. Homicide looks over at the fans and shrugs his shoulder AND HOMCIIDE STARTS WHALING AWAY ON PUNK!!!! Homicide puts Punk to the ropes and chops him a few times and now tosses him to the ropes. Punk comes back and Homicide with a kick to the stomach and sets him up for a suplex but Punk counters it and tosses him to the ropes. Homicide and comes back AND HOMICIDE RUNS RIGHT INTO A BACK BODY DROP FROM PUNK!!!! Homicide gets back to his feet and Punk takes him down with a clothesline. Homicide back up, ANOTHER clothesline from Punk. Homicide gets back up and Punk nails him with a chop and now shoots him into the corner. Punk runs up and Homicide elbows him in the face. Punk backs up a few inches, AND HOMICIDE WITH A LARIAT NO PUNK REVERSES WITH A POWERSLAM, 1…2… Homicide gets the shoulder up. Punk picks him back up and Punk with a right hand, another right hand. Punk now shoots him to the ropes but Homicide counters and Homicide comes back with a back elbow. Homicide with a big right hand on Punk that sends him in the corner. Homicide runs up, NAILS A BIG CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER and now Punk falls to the mat. Homicide runs to the ropes and comes back, BOOT SCRAPE INTO THE FACE OF PUNK!!!!! Punk is down and now Homicide brings him out of the corner and covers, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!! Homicide turns Punk over and now locks on an STF!!!! Punk is trying to make it to the ropes but Homicide is holding him back. Punk keeps dragging himself over AND GRABS THE ROPE!!!!! Homicide breaks the hold but continues to stomp away on Punk. Homicide now picks Punk up and shoots him to the ropes. Punk comes back and ducks a clothesline from Homicide and grabs him from behind, BACK SUPLEX!!!!! Homicide is getting back up, PUNK HITS THE SHINING WIZARD, 1…2… HE KICKS OUT!!!!!

Punk grabs the foot of Homicide and now goes for a figure 4 but Homicide kicks him off and Punk topples to the outside. Homicide gets to his feet and now runs to the ropes, he comes back GOES THROUGH THE ROPES BUT PUNK NAILS HIM WITH A FOREARM!!!! Punk slides back inside the ring and now starts to choke Homicide out on the ropes. Punk now grabs Homicide and pulls him in the ring and locks him up from behind but Homicide is elbowing his way out of it and now runs to the ropes, Homicide comes back, goes for a clothesline but Punk grabs him and NAILS THE DEVIL LOCK DDT!!!!! Punk with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Punk picks him back up and chops him in the corner. Punk now picks Homicide up and perches him on the turnbuckle. Punk climbs up but Homicide is hammering his way out of it and now grabs Punk, AND NAILS AN ACE CRUSHER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Homicide covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Punk gets out at the last second. Homicide picks Punk back up and now kicks him in the stomach, AND HITS A STALLING PILEDRIVER!!!!! Punk is down and now Homicide covers again, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Punk kicks out again. Homicide picks Punk up and shoots him to the ropes but Punk reverses and sends Homicide to the ropes. Homicide comes back and Punk nails a drop toe hold AND LOCKS IN THE .45 SPECIAL!!!!! Punk holds the move in tighter but Homicide doesn’t tap. Punk finally releases the hold and now picks Homcide up and shoots him to the corner. Punk runs up, HOMICIDE HITS A SPINEBUSTER AND PINS HIS LEGS DOWN AND PUTS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE, 1…2….3!!!!! HOMICIDE STEALS THE VICTORY!!!!!!
Winner: Homicide via pinfall

Rating: 76%

~NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME, NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME!!!!!!~

(“I’m A Hustla” by Cassidy starts up and the fans boo as Sabian makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~THIS IS THE NEW SHIT!!!! STAND UP AND REPENT!!!!!~

(“This Is The New Shit” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Man walks down the aisle still kind of hurt by his attack earlier in the night. Jay Man slides inside the ring and looks on at Sabian who’s flicking him off)

LOTR Qualifying Match: Sabian vs. Jay Man

Jay and Sabian go to the center of the ring and now they tie up, Sabian starts off with an arm wrench but Jay Man gets out of it with a kick to the gut of Sabian, and now Jay Man has Sabian from behind but Sabian starts elbowing his way out and now goes behind Jay Man and clubs him in the back. Jay Man topples over holding his back and now Sabian runs to the ropes and comes back AND KICKS JAY MAN HARD IN THE FACE WITH A DROPKICK!!!!! Jay Man is down and now Sabian picks him back up and chops him into the ropes. Sabian tosses Jay Man to the other side. Jay Man bounces off and comes back and ducks a clothesline and wraps him up from behind, GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Jay Man starts to get back to his feet but Sabian is up quick. Sabian has Jay Man up, AND PUTS HIM DOWN WITH A DDT!!!! He lifts Jay Man up by the hair and flips him on his ass with a snap mare and…SPINAL TAP!!! He just kicked Jay Man in the small of his back like he was kicking a football. Jay Man doubles over in pain and Sabian ascends the turnbuckle. He gets to the top and leaps off DOUBLE STOMP MISSES!!!!! Jay Man got out of harm's way but Sabian is still on his feet and runs up to Jay Man, ROUNDHOUSE KICK MISSES!!!!! Jay comes up from behind Sabian and grabs Sabian’s arm and puts it underneath his legs, AND FLIPS HIM INTO A POWERBOMB COMBINATION PIN, 1…2… SABIAN KICKS OUT!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Jay Man quickly locks in a reverse sleeper hold on Sabian but Sabian won't submit though. Jay Man finally lets go of the hold and now picks him up BUT SABIAN rolls JAY MAN INTO A SMALL PACKAGE, 1…2… Jay kicks out. Both back on their feet and Jay Man goes for a punch but Sabian blocks it and spins Jay around and now Sabian flips over and hits a variation sunset flip on Jay, 1…2… Jay Man kicks out and now rolls Sabian’s legs up, 1…2… Sabian flips Jay down for a pin, 1…2… JAY ROLLS ON TOP OF SABIAN, 1…2… SABIAN WITH A NICE BRIDGE TO GET OUT!!!!! Sabian still with the bridge is now up and he rolls Jay around into a backslide, 1…2… Jay kicks out of it and now gets to his feet, AND HITS A FLIPPING NECKBREAKER ON SABIAN RIGHT AS HE GOT ON HIS KNEE!!!!! (Clapping!) Jay with the cover again, 1…2… SABIAN KICKS OUT!!!!!

Jay Man picks Sabian back up and chops him in the corner. Jay Man now whips Sabian to the far side and now he runs up, BIG SPLASH IN THE CORNER MISSES!!!! Sabian turns Jay around and starts kicking away at his sides. Sabian now picks Jay up and perches him on the top rope. Sabian climbs up top, TOP ROPE SWINGING DDT!!!!!! JAY MAN’S NECK MUST HAVE BEEN SNAPPED!!!!!! Sabian with the cover, 1…2, JAY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Sabian is pissed and now Ruckus has come down to the ring with a chair. Ruckus tosses the chair inside the ring and now Sabian picks it up. Jay Man starting to get to his feet and now SABIAN SWINGS AND MISSES!!!!! Sabian still has the chair and turns to Jay Man, SUPERKICK FROM JAY MAN AND THE CHAIR COLLIDES WITH THE FACE OF SABIAN!!!!!! Jay Man gets back up and now Sabian gets to his feet but Jay Man grabs him from beinhd and hits Sabian with a reverse Russian leg sweep. Jay Man climbs the ropes and crouches down and waits for Sabian to get back up. Sabian stands up and turns around, JAY MAN LEAPS OFF AND HITS A DRAGONRANA, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! (This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome!) Jay Man starts to get back to his feet and now he grabs Sabian and tosses him to the ropes, Sabian comes back, YAKUZA KICK FROM SABIAN!!!!! Jay is dazed and now Sabian picks him up, BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! Sabian covers, 1…2, JAY MAN KICKS OUT!!!!!! Sabian is pissed and now he takes the chair and sets it on top of Jay Man. Sabian climbs the turnbuckle again, FLYING DOUBLE STOMP ON THE CHAIR!!!!! Jay is hurt and Sabian covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JAY MAN KICKS OUT!!!!! Sabian can’t believe it and now he picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Jay Man hits the ropes and now Ruckus grabs the leg of Jay Man, Jay Man turns and talks smack and now Sabian runs up, JAY MAN LIFTS SABIAN UP AND OVER but Sabian lands on the apron. Jay turns and Sabian nails him with a right hand. Jay back up and Sabian leaps in, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!!!! Sabian gets back up and now nails Jay with a few right hands and now tosses him to the corner. Sabian runs up but Jay nails him with a kick to the face. Sabian backs up and Jay runs up, SABIAN PICKS HIM UP BUT JAY COUNTERS WITH A VICTORY ROLL, 1…2…3!!!!! JAY MAN IS GOING TO THE PAY PER VIEW!!!!!
Winner: Jay Man via Victory Roll

Rating: 83%

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay makes his way down the aisle carrying his barbed wire wrapped steel chair and smoking a cigarette. He slides inside the ring and goes over to a turnbuckle, climbs it, and raises the chair above his head while the fans cheer. Jay takes a final drag off his cigarette and flicks it to the floor as the music fades into “Merciless” by Memory Lane. The fans instantly boo as Dan Pandora makes his way down to the ring carrying his light tube glass baseball bat. He climbs inside the ring and points the bat at Jay as the music fades. Jay walks over and grabs a microphone before the bell sounds)

Hardcore Jay: So I understand that this match is a qualifying match for the Lord Of The Rings Tournament…. BUT!!!!! I honestly don’t feel like wrestling tonight, personally… I feel like kicking some fucking ass.

(Cheers)

Hardcore Jay: So since you’ve got your little toy, and I’ve got mine… HOW ABOUT A HARDCORE MATCH!!!!

(Cheers)

(Pandora looks around and then looks back at Jay and nods his head)

Hardcore LOTR Qualifying Match: Hardcore Jay vs. Dan Pandora

Pandora and Jay circle each other AND PANDORA SWINGS THE BAT but Jay ducks out of the way. Pandora turns around, AND JAY BLASTS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!!!!! Pandora drops the bat and now backs into the ropes. Jay takes the chair now AND RUNS UP AND NAILS PANDORA IN THE FACE WITH IT AND PANDORA GOES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Pandora starts to get back to his feet and he’s already starting to bleed from the forehead. Jay climbs outside and now grabs Pandora and tosses him into the guardrail. Jay now goes under the apron and pulls out a table and a trash can filled with some weapons. Jay tosses the trash can in the ring and now picks the table up and tosses that in the ring as well. Jay now turns and PANDORA NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!!!!! Pandora takes Jay and sends him back in the ring. Pandora tosses the chair inside the ring and now starts climbing up the turnbuckle. Pandora up to the top rope, LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A CLOTHESLINE ON JAY!!!!!! Pandora covers quickly, 1…2, kick out. Pandora picks Jay back up and now wraps him up from behind but Jay reverses and goes behind Pandora and NAILS A RUNNING BULLDOG!!!!!! Jay now rolls Pandora over and covers, 1…2, Pandora kicks out. Jay now dumps the trash can out and quickly grabs a crutch, AND NAILS IT OVER THE BACK OF PANDORA AND IT SHATTERS!!!!! Jay picks up the chair and now puts it in between the turnbuckle. Jay now turns around, AND PANDORA SPEARS JAY INTO THE CHAIR!!!!! Jay holds his back in pain and now Pandora picks Jay up, AND NAILS A BLUE THUNDER POWERBOMB INTO THE TRASH CAN!!!!! Pandora covers Jay, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Pandora now grabs the trash can and nails Jay over the head with it. Pandora now picks up a wiffle ball bat with thumbtacks on it AND SMACKS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JAY AND THE THUMBTACKS ARE DIGGING INTO HIS FLESH!!!!! Pandora now picks Jay up and shoots him to the corner. Pandora now runs up, JAY ELBOWS HIM and now kicks him in the gut and picks him up, CRADLE PILEDRIVER ON TOP OF THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!!!!! Jay with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Jay questions the referee and now goes back to work on Pandora, continuing to open up that wound on his forehead. Jay picks Pandora up and now sends him to the ropes. Pandora comes back and Jay nails a drop toe hold. Jay now picks up a barbed wire light tube inside the trash can AND SMASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF PANDORA!!!!! AND THE BARBED WIRE IS DIGGING INTO HIS FLESH!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Jay now picks Pandora up and kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A POWERBOMB!!!!! Jay covers, 1…2, PANDORA kicks out.

Jay now picks up a mail box that was in the trash can, AND NAILS PANDORA IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! (You’ve Got Mail! You’ve Got Mail! You’ve Got Mail!) Pandora in a world of hurt and now Jay picks up that light tube baseball bat and he’s ready to swing for the fences. Pandora is up, AND JAY SWINGS BUT PANDORA MOVES!!!!! Jay turns around, PANDORA WITH A LARIAT!!!!! Pandora now picks up the light tube bat, AND NAILS JAY OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Pandora drops down and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JAY KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! Pandora can’t believe it and now he picks Jay up and tosses him to the ropes. Jay comes back and Pandora ducks down, JAY WITH A KICK lands in his face. Pandora is up and Jay picks him up on his shoulders, LAST CALL (DVD/Reverse DDT) ON THE BROKEN GLASS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! PANDORA GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Jay now gets back to his feet and starts setting up the table. He’s got the table set up near the turnbuckle and now Pandora is getting back to his feet. Jay grabs the barbed wire chair, AND GOES FOR A SWING BUT PANDORA CATCHES IT!!!! Pandora kicks Jay in the gut and drops the chair, DDT ON THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!!!! Jay’s face is a crimson mask now and Pandora is still pounding away at him. Pandora now picks up Jay and lifts him up. Pandora sets Jay up, AND NAILS A BELLY TO BACK PILEDRIVER!!!! Jay is down and now Pandora covers, 1…2, KICK OUT BY JAY!!!!! Pandora can’t believe it and now he’s got Jay up and places him on the table. Pandora starts climbing up the turnbuckle but Jay is getting off and he quickly grabs the barbed wire chair, AND NAILS PANDORA OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Pandora is off the turnbuckle and now Jay sets him on top of the table and pummels him a few times. Jay now on the turnbuckle with the barbed wire chair, JAY NAILS THE ROLLING ROCK HANGOVER (Somersault Leg Drop) WITH THE CHAIR AND HE SENDS PANDORA THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit) JAY WITH THE COVER, 1…2…3!!!!! JAY ADVANCES!!!!!! Jay gets up and starts to celebrate, DRH HITS THE RING AND PICKS JAY UP, BURNING HAMMER!!!!! BURNING HAMMER!!!!!
Winner: Hardcore Jay via Rolling Rock Hangover

Rating: 93%

(DRH is leaving the ring when suddenly Don Callis walks out through the curtain with a microphone)

Don Callis: HOLD IT!!!! Hold it RIGHT there Helton. You wanna come and ruin this crowds high by coming in and beating down Hardcore Jay after he just went through hell… NOT TONIGHT!!!! So now DRH, that title of yours is getting defended tonight… It’s going to be you, AGAINST CHRIS HERO!!!!! GOOD LUCK!!!!!

Rating: 87%

(The camera fades backstage where you see Christopher Daniels standing by)

Christopher Daniels: It’s no secret around here that Christopher Daniels hasn’t been having himself a good time, because I’m not. I lose my Juniorweight Title to a fluke like Matt Hardy… And on top of that, I’m not able to get my deserving title shot. But tonight, the “Fallen Angel” will be getting his chance at a title shot. Tonight, I enter myself into the Lord Of The Rings Tournament. And when I go to that Pay Per View, and I get my shot at the World Heavyweight Title, Matt Hardy, you can go ahead and keep that title, because compared to the World Heavyweight Title, it’s nothing more than a paper championship to the likes of me… Tonight, Mike Quackenbush becomes the first of many to fall at my feet. And when it’s all said and done, many will bow to me, as I will become the World Heavyweight Champion… And that’s the gospel, according to the “Fallen Angel.”

Rating: 88%

(“Just A Hero” by M-Pro starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~WE’RE DISPOSABLE TEENS, WE’RE DISPOSABLE!!!!!~

(“Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Christopher Daniels makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and stands on the turnbuckle holding out his arms and fingers as the music fades)

LOTR Qualifying Match: Mike Quackenbush vs. Christopher Daniels

Daniels and Quack lock up and now Quack goes behind Daniels and lifts him up for a back suplex but Daniels flips to his feet. Daniels now wraps Quack up and takes him down with a snapmare. Daniels now locks in a reverse sleeper but Quack gets out of it and now locks an armbar on Daniels. Daniels gets to his feet and rolls on the mat and comes back up AND LOCKS IN THE CRAVATE (Hey!) BUT QUACK PICKS DANIELS UP AND NAILS A BACK BREAKER!!!!! Quack picks Daniels up and chops Daniels to the ropes. Quack shoots him to the far side and Daniels comes back and ducks under a clothesline and now Quack nails a kick to the stomach of Quack and now picks him up and holds him in a suplex. Daniels holds the move for about 10 seconds, AND DROPS QUACK IN A BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! Daniels with the cover, 1…2, Quack gets the shoulder up. Daniels now picks Quack back up and nails him with a few chops to the ropes and now whips Quack to the far side but Quack reverses and sends Daniels. Daniels comes back, and ducks under an attempted elbow smash, Daniels rebounds off the other side, AND NAILS A LEAPING SHOULDER BLOCK!!!!! Daniels now gets back up and hammers away on a fallen Quackenbush and now picks him up again and shoots him to the corner. Daniels runs up, QUACK with an elbow to the face, AND HE NAILS THE TAIL OF THE DRAGON!!!! Quack crawls over and covers, 1…2… DANIELS kicks out of it. Quack is back up, and he walks over to Daniels. Daniels throws a right hand in his face, but Quack comes right back with one of his own. Now they’re punching away, and Quack gets in a knee to that abdomen he sets up now, and delivers a vertical suplex, NO HE LOCKS IN THE LIGHTNING LOCK BETA!!!! Quack has the hold locked in and Daniels is trying to fight out of it and not tap. Quack finally releases the hold and now Mike climbs up to the top turnbuckle, AND NAILS A SWANTON!!!!! Quack with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!

Quack picks Daniels back up and now shoots Daniels to the ropes. Daniels comes back and ducks under a clothesline and grabs Quack and lifts him up, BLUE THUNDER POWERBOMB!!!!! Daniels covers, 1…2, Quack gets the shoulder up. Daniels now grabs the legs of Quack and locks in the elevated Boston Crab. Daniels holds Quack in the center of the ring but now Quack is scratching away at the mat and makes it to the rope and grabs it. Daniels now picks Quack up and nails a scoop slam. Daniels now points to the corner and goes over to the turnbuckle, BEST MOONSAULT EVER CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Quack is able to kick out of it at the last second. Daniels now picks Quack off his feet and now shoots him to the ropes. Quack comes back and Daniels kicks him in the gut, GOES FOR THE ANGEL’S WINGS NO QUACK BACK BODY DROPS HIM!!!!! Daniels gets back to his feet, BUT QUACK QUICKLY NAILS HIM WITH THE PALM STRIKE AND DANIELS IS DOWN, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DANIELS KICKS OUT!!!!!! Quack signals for the end of it and now goes over to the turnbuckle, GOES FOR THE QUACKENSMASH BUT MISSES!!!!! Daniels gets to his feet and quickly grabs Quack, ANGEL’S WINGS, 1…2…3!!!!! DANIELS IS GOING TO THE PAY PER VIEW!!!!!
Winner: Christopher Daniels via Angel’s Wings

Rating: 84%

~I AM!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATH BED!!!!!! I AM!!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!!!!!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by STP starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Chris Hero makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and grabs a microphone as the music fades)

Chris Hero: So I think that FINALLY Pro Wrestling KING has done SOMETHING right for once, and that is choosing ME to become the NEXT World Heavyweight Champion. Daniel Reed Helton, you think you’re this great World Champion all because you know you won Carnage Bowl, and that you’re all about being hardcore, and that you’ve kicked Hardcore Jay’s ass all around these arenas. But let me tell you something DRH… I am NOT about being hardcore, and I can even kick Hardcore Jay’s ass.

(Boos)

Chris Hero: But tonight is not about Hardcore Jay, tonight is about me, and me becoming the new Pro Wrestling KING World Heavyweight Champion. So you know what DRH, GET OUT HERE NOW, AND HAND OVER THAT TITLE, BITCH!!!!!

Rating: 65%

World Heavyweight Title: Chris Hero vs. DRH ©

DRH has climbed inside the ring still holding the World Title AND HERO RUNS UP AND STARTS NAILING HIM!!!!!! Hero has attacked Dan DRH already! Hero goes to one side, and drops him with a clothesline. Hero nails DRH with a few elbow drops and now Hero rolls DRH over and runs to the ropes and comes back, DOUBLE STOMP ON THE BACK OF DRH AND LANDS WITH A SENTON!!!!! Hero rolls DRH over and covers, 1…2, DRH gets the shoulder up. Hero now back to his feet stomps away on DRH and now he picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Hero runs up, DRH nails him with an elbow and now leaps on the turnbuckle, AND JUMPS OFF WITH A LEG LARIAT!!!!! Hero starting to get back to his feet, BUT DRH GRABS HIM AND NAILS AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! DRH gets back up and starts pounding away on Hero and now picks him up and tosses him to the outside. Hero starts to get back to his feet but now DRH climbs up the turnbuckle AND HITS A SOMERSAULT SENTON ON TOP OF HERO TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) DRH is back up and now tosses Hero back inside the ring. DRH now climbs up on the turnbuckle and perches himself at the top. Hero gets back to his feet and turns around, MISSILE DROPKICK FROM DRH!!!!! DRH with the cover, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!! DRH starts to get back to his feet and now he picks Hero up and HERO NAILS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!!! DRH backs into the ropes and Hero chops him a few times and now shoots him to the far side. DRH comes back to a ducking Hero and now sets him up in an argentine back breaker BUT HERO DROPS OUT OF IT AND LOCKS IN THE CRAVATE!!!!! (Hey!) Hero holds DRH up and now snap mares him on the mat, AND NAILS HIM WITH A HARD KICK TO THE BACK, FOLLOWED BY A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! Hero drops down and covers, 1…2… DRH kicks out. Hero now grabs the arm of DRH, ARM CAPTURE HANGMANS CLUTCH!!!!! DRH is in trouble but he manages to reach the ropes in time.

Hero is still working on DRH and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. DRH comes back and Hero goes for a hip toss but DRH blocks it and now kicks Hero in the gut, EPILEPSY DDT!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! DRH picks Hero back up and now shoots him to the corner. DRH runs up and Hero kicks him in the face. Hero climbs up on the turnbuckle AND LEAPS OFF WITH A BODY PRESS BUT DRH GRABS HIM AND STARTS HEADBUTTING HIM!!!!! Hero is dazed and now DRH shoots him into the ropes, AND HERO NAILS THE REFEREE BY MISTAKE!!!! Hero backs up dazed and now DRH picks him up, AND NAILS THE BURNING HAMMER!!!!! DRH covers but there’s no referee. DRH gets back up and now he slides outside the ring and grabs a steel chair. DRH is stalking Hero, AND HERE COMES HARDCORE JAY!!!!! Hardcore Jay slides in the ring and grabs the chair from DRH and goes to hit him but DRH slides outside the ring. DRH starts talking trash and now Hero is getting to his feet, AND JAY BLASTS HERO OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! The referee sees what’s happened and he calls for the bell and Hero wins by dq, but that’s not stopping Jay, he picks Hero up, HARDCORE DROP!!!!!
Winner: Chris Hero by DQ

Rating: 87%

(Show fades with DRH and Hardcore Jay continuing to talk trash to one another while DRH walks back up the ramp holding the World Heavyweight Title)

Overall Show Rating: 80%

HardcoreJay · May 31, 2006

Wednesday, April 12th 2006

We got a 2.23 rating for Breakout. The attendance level was 3309 people.We made $82,725 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

FINAL 8 PARTICIPANTS ANNOUNCED!!!!!

After 2 weeks of the tournament, the final 8 participants for the Pay Per View have been decided, and they are; Jay Man, Christopher Daniels, Sonjay Dutt, Hardcore Jay, Homicide, Antonio Mason, Jade Diamond and Bryan Danielson.

The matches for the Pay Per View have not yet been announced, but it sure to be one hell of a show.

PWK Introduces New Hotline

PWK has confirmed reports that fans can now call and get all the latest news and information everything Pro Wrestling KING related by calling the new Toll Free hotline number. Get all the latest dirt on PWK wrestlers and find out what’s going on with rumors, new talent, etc. The first 5 minutes are free but will charge $.99 cents every extra minute. That number is 1-800-555-IWANTPWK.

Breaking News, JIMMY RAVE INJURED!!!!!

Sometime yesterday, Jimmy Rave injured himself while helping out at the Pro Wrestling KING Training school. Apparently one of the students did not properly execute a move, and Jimmy Rave completely tore his calf muscle and is now out for 9 months. This is a sad blow to PWK. We wish Rave a speedy recovery.

Poll: Who do you think gets: Wrestler Of The Night, Finisher Of The Night, And Match Of The Night?

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Genocide Card For April 18th

Tag Team
Michael Shane/Frankie Kazarian vs. “Wild Child” Antonio Mason/Spanky

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Paul London

Chris Hero vs. Nova

Dustin Iler vs. Jay Man

Television Title
AJ Styles © vs. Low Ki

8 Man Tag Team
The Dudley Boyz/HGV vs. Kash Money/West Coast Widowmakers

John Bay vs. Austin Aries

2/3 Tables Match, Brass Knuckles Title
“The Franchise” Ares © vs. Hardcore Jones

Breakout Card For April 18th 2006

Superfight Title Match
Nikita Sputnik © vs. Mark Briscoe

Tag Team
AJ Styles/Amazing Red vs. Second City Saints

BJ Whitmer vs. Chris Sabin

Nick Berk vs. Hardcore Jones

Tag Team Titles
Kash Money vs. Backseat Boyz

JairusCain · May 31, 2006

you've got a pretty good diary here. i will definately be keeping an eye on it. here's a little something i thought perhaps i could contribute.

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use it if you wish.

HardcoreJay · May 31, 2006

Hey thanks, I think I will. Good to see someone's reading.

Bros of Destruction · May 31, 2006

WOOTAGE!! PWK is the bomb! my favourite ever diary!

HardcoreJay · June 1, 2006

Friday, April 14th 2006

Gabriel Octavo Marquez b. Paul London
o First opening minutes saw some great high flying with neither man getting the upper hand.
o Marquez was finally able to lock London in the God’s Plan (Rings Of Saturn) for the tap out victory.

Rating: 88%

Michael Shane/Frankie Kazarian b. Antonio Mason/Spanky
o Eventually, Shane and Kazarian were able to hit the Total Domination on Spanky for the victory.

Rating: 80%

Raven Interview
o Pretty much talked about facing DRH again at the Pay Per View.

Rating: 95%

Backstage
o Isaac Comelightly was backstage and Kid Kash and Charlie Thriller attacked him and beat him down and ran off.

Rating: 85%

Chris Hero b. Nova
o Hero was able to make Nova tap to the Hangman’s Clutch

Rating: 70%

Dustin Iler b. Jay Man
o Despite Jay Man’s high flying, he was eventually put away with the Ojai Valley Driver (DVD)

Rating: 93%

Backstage
o Low Ki was backstage and talked about winning the Television Title

Rating: 75%

TV Title: AJ Styles b. Low Ki to retain
o Low Ki beat AJ Styles down after the match.

Rating: 91%

Dudley Boyz/HGV b. Kash Money/Widowmakers
o Match ended when Pete Hardy nailed the Mag Dog Drop (Cradle Piledriver) on Kid Kash

Rating: 82%

John Bay b. Austin Aries
o Match ended when Testament nailed Aries with a chair to allow Bay to roll him up for the victory.

Rating: 94%

2/3 Tables Match, Brass Knuckles Title: Ares b. Hardcore Jones to retain
o Jones was the first to go through a table after being back body dropped outside the ring.
o Jones came back and speared Ares through a barbed wire table in the corner.
o Ares finally put Jones away with a piledriver off the apron through a flaming table on the outside that got a big pop.

Rating: 84%

[FADE TO BLACK]

Overall Show Rating: 85%

HardcoreJay · June 1, 2006

Saturday, April 15th 2006

We got a 1.95 rating for Genocide. The attendance level was 3,857 people.
We made $96,425 from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Genocide Recap

The show kicked things off with Paul London taking on Gabriel Octavo Marquez. The fans rallied behind London the whole way but in the end, Marquez was able to slap on the God’s Plan (Rings Of Saturn) to make London tap.

Michael Shane and Frankie Kazarian once again step back inside the ring as a Tag Team to take on Spanky and Lord Of The Rings participant Antonio Mason. Mason and Spanky proved to work well as a Tag Team, unfortunately Spanky could not escape the devastating Total Devastation finisher from Shane and Kazarian as it earned them the 1,2,3.

Raven then conducted a promo about facing DRH at the Pay Per View and pretty much said that he’d get his revenge from Carnage Bowl and would walk out with the World Title.

From there you saw Kid Kash and Charlie Thriller attack Isaac Comelightly from behind backstage and Thriller put Isaac through a nearby table and then ran off as Pete Hardy ran after them with a chair.

Chris Hero after coming off a loss from DRH and losing an opportunity to capture the World Title redeemed himself tonight as he was able to slap Nova in the Hangman’s Clutch for the victory.

Jay Man and Dustin Iler took things to the distance tonight. Jay Man showed his high flying display as always while Iler worked technically throughout the match. In the end, Iler countered a move from Jay Man and nailed the Ojai Valley Driver (DVD) on Jay Man for the win.

Low Ki continued being pissed off, told everyone that AJ Styles was gonna lose the Television Title tonight.

AJ Styles proves Low Ki wrong by miraculously escaping a big match with a win under his column after he countered a Ki Krusher into a victory roll for the 3 count. Low Ki got revenge however as he attacked Styles with a chair while his back was turned heading back up the ramp.

Things from there were touch and go for the Dudleys and Pete Hardy as the match ended up being 3 on 4 against the Profits consisting of Kash Money and the West Coast Widowmakers. Just when the Widowmakers were about to win this thing, Isaac Comelightly ran down to the ring and started cleaning house. In the end, Isaac nailed Kid Kash with a Drive To Despair (Flying Hurricanrana) which in turn led Pete Hardy to nail the Mad Dog Drop (Cradle Piledriver) on Kash for the big win.

John Bay and Austin Aries was by far one of the greatest matches of the night as both went well over 15 minutes. In the end, Aries had Bay on the mat and was going up for the 450 Splash but Jonas Testament was able to throw Aries off the turnbuckle without the referee seeing it, and into the Fujiwara Armbar from Bay to give Bay the win.

The Main Event turns into a big rematch between Brass Knuckles Champion Ares, and former champion Hardcore Jones in a 2/3 Tables Match. With the score being tied, 1-1, Ares was able to piledrive Jones off the apron through a table to escape with the Brass Knuckles Title still in tact.

Breakout Preview

With only 2 weeks left before Lord Of The Rings, one can only speculate that there’s going to be a lot of tension between the final 8 participants.

Mark Briscoe will be getting his first title shot as he goes up against the mad russian Nikita Sputnik as he puts his Superfight Title on the line.

For the first time since Ring Of Honor, AJ Styles and the Amazing Red will team up to face off with the Second City Saints.

Nick Berk will be making his PWK debut, but he’s got a tough opponent in Hardcore Jones.

In other action, BJ Whitmer will take on Chris Sabin which the fans should enjoy. BJ’s been on a slight winning streak, can he come out with another win?

And finally, as announced, Kash Money will put their titles on the line against the Backseat Boyz, but Don Callis has gone and changed the match and has put both the Hardy Boyz and HGV in the match as well, so the fans will now see a Fatal 4 Way Tag Team Match for the Tag Team Titles. Can Kash Money walk out of this one?

Hardcore Jay, Antonio Mason, Bryan Danielson, Drayton King, the Blackout and more of your favorite PWK stars are also to appear. ENJOY THE SHOW!!!!!

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For April 18th

Tag Team Title Match
Backseat Boyz vs. HGV vs. Hardy Boyz vs. Kash Money ©

Superfight Title Match
Nikita Sputnik © vs. Mark Briscoe

Nick Berk vs. Hardcore Jones

BJ Whitmer vs. Chris Sabin

Tag Team
Amazing Red/AJ Styles vs. Second City Saints

Genocide Card For April 21st

Tag Team
Sexxxy Eddy/Spanky vs. Super Dragon/Sonjay Dutt

Debut Match
Kevin Steen vs. EZ Money

Chris Hero vs. Hardcore Jay

3 Way Dance
Drayton King vs. Jay Lethal vs. Jonas Testament

Main Event: Winner Gets Brass Knuckles Title Shot, Steel Cage Death Match
Dan Pandora vs. Bud vs. Nick Gage

HardcoreJay · June 5, 2006

Tuesday, April 18th 2006

~HAIL SABIN!!!!!~

(“Disciple” by Slayer kicks in and the fans cheer as Chris Sabin head down to the ring and gets ready. “Down” by STP starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as BJ Whitmer head down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Chris Sabin vs. BJ Whitmer

Sabin and Whitmer lock up and Whitmer pounds away on Sabin in the ropes. Whitmer shoots Sabin to the far side and Sabin comes back, HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!! Whitmer gets back up and Sabin nails him with a few right hands. Sabin now tosses Whitmer to the corner, Sabin runs up, Whitmer nails an elbow and takes Sabin in the corner. Whitmer pounds away on Sabin and now shoots him to the far side corner. Sabin hits hard and now Whitmer runs up, KICK by Sabin in the gut and now Sabin leaps on the second rope, LEAPING SUNSET FLIP, 1…2, Whitmer kicks out. Sabin nails Whitmer with a few elbows and now picks him back up and shoots him to the ropes, Whitmer comes back and ducks a clothesline and now wraps him up, SAITO SUPLEX NO SABIN LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!!! Whitmer turns around, SABIN GRABS HIM, SABALIZER CONNECTS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!

Sabin nails Whitmer a few more times with some right hands and now Sabin puts him in position and climbs the turnbuckle. Sabin perches himself up top, COMES OFF WITH A SPLASH BUT WHITMER GETS THE KNEES UP!!!!! Sabin holds his sternum in pain and now Whitmer quickly grabs him and sets him up, GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB, 1…2… SABIN KICKS OUT!!!!! Whitmer quickly rolls Sabin over and now sits on the mat with his feet inside the knees of Sabin, AND PULLS BACK ON HIS ARMS!!!! Sabin is in pain with this submission hold but now finally Whitmer lets go. Whitmer picks Sabin up and now chops him to the ropes. Whitmer whips Sabin to the far side and now Sabin comes back to a ducking Whitmer and goes for a kick, BUT WHITMER GRABS THE LEG AND HITS A CAPTURED SUPLEX!!!! Whitmer covers, 1…2… SABIN gets the shoulder up. Whitmer stomps away on Sabin now and starts to go up top. Whitmer is almost at the top of the turnbuckle and now Sabin is back up and runs up, SLAPS WHITMER IN THE FACE!!!!! Sabin now climbs up top, AND HITS A SUPERPLEX!!!!!! Sabin covers, 1…2, WHITMER kicked out. Sabin picks Whitmer up and chops him to the ropes. Sabin shoots Whitmer to the ropes but Whitmer reverses and GRABS SABIN, EXPLODER!!!!! EXPLODER, 1…2…3!!!!!!
Winner: BJ Whitmer via Exploder

Rating: 84%

(Scene fades backstage where Jay Lethal is sitting around watching what’s been going on so far when Ruckus and Sabian approach him)

Ruckus: Yo Lethal, what up son?

Jay Lethal: Hey what’s up guys?

Sabian: You know, same old shit. What you doin back here, ain’t you gotta match?

Jay Lethal: Nah, just kicking back watching the show. Guess you could say I’m waitin for the boys upstairs to let me know if they need me out there.

Sabian: See, ain’t that bout a bitch? Seriously yo, KING got some problems to it’s establishment, you know what I’m sayin?

Jay Lethal: What do you mean?

Sabian: You know, white man tryin to keep the brothas down. Here you are sitting, ain’t got shit to do. And here we are, chilling, banging bitches, smokin’ blunts. They ain’t trying to have the black man representing out there.

Ruckus: It’s fucked up.

Jay Lethal: Yeah I guess it’s a little bad with us not working that much, but hey, long as the checks good right?

Sabian: Checks good? Please believe homie that me and Ruckus over here get twice as much on the streets as we do here in this bitch. Matter fact, how bout you get down with us instead of this place. You know we keep you smoking all night and day, banging chicks left and right cuz, dats da life, nah saying.

Jay Lethal: Well, thank for the offer, but I’d rather not.

Ruckus: Why not?

Jay Lethal: Don’t want to.

Ruckus: Stop bullshittin, come on let’s go out and burn one.

Jay Lethal: HEY!!!! I SAID NO ALRIGHT!!!!!!

Sabian: Whoa, hold up a minute playa…

Jay Lethal: No, let’s get something straight okay. I don’t smoke, nor do I just go out and “bang bitches.” So with that in mind, I’ll be going now, see ya later.

(Sabian and Ruckus look at each other for a few seconds, AND THEN THEY GO ON THE ATTACK AND NAIL LETHAL FROM BEHIND!!!!! Lethal is getting manhandled by the Blackout, and now Sabian and Ruckus both grab trash cans, AND THEY BOTH DECK HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THEM!!!!! Referee’s and wrestlers come out to separate the two)

Rating: 61%

(“They Came In” by Butthole Surfers starts up and the fans cheer as Nick Berk walks out through the curtain making his PWK debut. Berk climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Schism” by Tool and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jones walks down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Nick Berk vs. Hardcore Jones

Jones and Berk are out in the center and NICK BERK takes Jones down with a drop toe hold and now slaps on a reverse headlock. Berk holds the move in but now Jones is getting to his feet and now he’s up and tosses Berk to the ropes. Berk comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jones and now starts hitting him with right and left hands. Berk puts Jones in the ropes and now shoots him the other way, Jones comes back and Berk kicks him in the stomach and now runs to the ropes, AND COMES BACK WITH A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!!! Jones takes that hard shot but doesn’t go down and now Berk grabs him, AND NAILS A DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!! Berk covers, 1…2… Jones gets the shoulder up. Berk traps the arm of Jones now and puts him in a wrist lock and applies pressure. Jones in some pain but starts getting back up and now Berk NAILS THE OKLAHOMA ROLL, 1…2, Jones kicks out. Berk back to his feet nails Jones with an elbow right as he gets to his feet and now tosses him to the corner. Berk runs up, AND JONES RUSHES OUT WITH A LARIAT THAT NAILS BERK AND ALMOST TAKES HIS HEAD OFF!!!!! Jones now quickly picks Berk up and puts him in the corner and starts chopping away. Jones now picks him up in a suplex and sets him on top of the corner with his feet hanging off, JONES SPINS AROUND AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SPIKE BULLDOG!!!!! Jones rolls Berk over, 1…2, FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!!!!

Jones pounds away on Berk and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Berk comes back and Jones kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A DDT!!!!!! Jones with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Berk is in some world of hurt and now Jones picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Jones comes up and starts hammering away at him with right hands and now he picks him up top. Jones now turns around and he’s going for an iconoclasm, BUT BERK TURNS IT INTO AN ARM DRAG!!!!! Jones is back up and now runs at Berk and Berk picks him up, BERK DRIVER!!!!! BERK DRIVER ON JONES, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JONES GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!! Nick Berk gets back up and he’s going for the Texas Cloverleaf 2K6 but Jones kicks him off. Berk goes back at Jones and nails a few right hands and now shoots him to the ropes, Jones comes back to a ducking Berk, AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS THE HANGMAN’S DDT!!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Jones rolls Berk over and covers, 1…2…3!!!!!
Winner: Hardcore Jones via Hangman’s DDT

Rating: 84%

(The scene fades backstage to John Bay and DRH who are standing by. DRH holds the World Title around his shoulder)

DRH: You know I’ve been reading a lot about what’s going on around the wrestling world. I can see that there are great athletes all over, but I will say this, NOBODY is great enough to challenge me for this World Heavyweight Title. There’s a fucking tournament coming up, where the one who WINS this tournament, has the right to face me at the next Pay Per View, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, for my World Title. John, who the fuck do these people think they are?

John Bay: You see, the Trinity has been around for a long time now, and god only knows how many retards there are that think they can fucking stop us from taking over this fucking place. We’ve already taken the World Heavyweight Title, everyone knows that if given the chance, we’d take the Superfight, the Tag Team, the Television, AND the damn Brass Knuckles Title as well.

DRH: Yes we will, and in time, we shall have every single major title in this fucking company. But there is only one thing that we’re concerned about right now, and that’s finding out who the unlucky son of a bitch is, who’s going to challenge me for my World Title-

That’d be me….

(Suddenly, Raven comes into the view with John Bay and DRH both scolding him)

Raven: Hello boys…

DRH: What the hell do you want?

Raven: As much as I’d love to hear you two babble about how the Trinity is so great… Let me remind you that there is already someone that’s in line for that title you’ve got Dan… And its me. You see, you don’t have to worry about who’s going to win the Lord Of The Rings Tournament, because if anybody wins it, there gonna have to be fighting me, not you.

DRH: Is that a fact?

Raven: That’s a fact.

DRH: Well if you’re so fucking confident… Lets see if you can take this title from me right here and RIGHT NOW!!!!

Raven: You know I’d love to… But I think you two already have your hands tied.

(Suddenly from behind DRH and John Bay, Dan Pandora and Christopher Daniels attack them with chairs and start beating them on the ground)

Raven: You see boys, my men are going to see to it tonight, that the World Title, is as good as MINE come April 30th. Chris Daniels, Pandora, see to it that these two pay for their sins…

(Daniels and Pandora continue to nail DRH and John Bay as Raven picks up the World Title, looks at it, and then drops the title on DRH as he and his two lackeys walk off)

Rating: 98%

(Camera fades back into Don Callis’ office where Hardcore Jay, Bryan Danielson, Homicide and Antonio Mason are all standing in front of his desk)

Don Callis: I called you all in here tonight because the four of you tonight are going to be giving the fans a little preview of things to come. You four are just four of the participants in the Lord Of The Rings Tournament, and tonight, we’re going to find out just which is the better man going into this tournament so to speak.

Homicide: Why you even gotta ask… The better man is me.

Bryan Danielson: That’s a laugh.

Homicide: Got something to say to me Dragon?

Don Callis: Now, now, calm down… Let’s not get our Uzi’s tied in knots… You all can just wait till the Main Event tonight… Now get outta here.

Rating: 90%

(“The Cross” by Nas starts up and the fans cheer as Mark Briscoe makes his way down to the ring. He steps inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “I’m Afraid Of American’s” by David Bowie and the fans instantly start to boo as Nikita Sputnik makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and raises up the Superfight Title as the music fades)

Superfight Title Match: Mark Briscoe vs. Nikita Sputnik ©

Mark and Nikita square off in the center of the ring and now Mark goes for a lock up but Sputnik overpowers him AND TOSSES him to the mat. Mark gets back up and goes after Sputnik again, AND SPUTNIK TOSSES HIM DOWN AGAIN!!!! Mark gets back up and charges at Sputnik, SPUTNIK WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT MARK DUCKS AND LEAPS UP AND LOCKS HIM IN A SLEEPER!!!!! Mark tries to get the submission early but now Sputnik takes Mark, AND BACKS HIM INTO THE CORNER!!!!! Sputnik turns around and starts chopping away at Mark Briscoe and now he takes Mark and shoots him to the far side. Mark hits hard and now Sputnik runs up, MARK KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!! Mark now goes outside the ring on the apron, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK CONNECTS!!!!! Mark goes for the cover but the referee assures him there are no pin falls. Mark now starts punching away at Sputnik and now he grabs his leg and goes for a submission BUT SPUTNIK KICKS MARK IN THE HEAD AND HE TOPPLES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Sputnik rolls outside the ring now and picks Mark up, AND TOSSES HIM IN THE STEEL STEPS!!!! Mark lays up against the steps, AND NOW SPUTNIK RUNS AND KNEES MARKS HEAD AGAINST THE STEEL!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Sputnik now walks over and picks up a steel chair. Mark starts getting to his feet, AND SPUTNIK NAILS MARK IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Sputnik picks him up and tosses him back inside the ring.

Sputnik climbs back inside and now Mark Briscoe is bleeding from the forehead. Sputnik picks him up and now opens the wound a little bit more by punching him. Sputnik now grabs Mark and shoots him to the ropes, Mark comes back, SPUTNIK PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS A SPINEBUSTER!!!!! Sputnik back to his feet, DROPS A BIG ELBOW!!!! Mark Briscoe can barely see, the blood has now completely filled his face and he’s dawning the crimson mask. Sputnik picks Mark up, NAILS THE LENIN’S TOMB (Lifting Double Arm DDT) ON BRISCOE!!!!! Mark is down and looks to be out cold, AND NOW SPUTNIK LOCKS ON THE KGB CLUTCH (Surfboard Tazmission) AND MARK TAPS!!!!! Sputnik let’s go of the submission AND NOW JAY BRISCOE RUNS INSIDE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! Sputnik is daring Jay to try something and now Jay looks around and sees the fans cheering for him. Mark Briscoe is getting up and now Jay is kneeling to his brothers aid. Jay drops the chair down and starts talking trash to Sputnik, BUT NOW JAY GRABS MARK AND HITS THE JAY DRILLER ON THE CHAIR!!!!! The fans are booing away at Jay Briscoe as he has tricked everyone here tonight for letting them think that he was helping his brother out. Sputnik takes his title and just laughs as he walks away from the ring.
Winner And Still Superfight Champion: Nikita Sputnik via KGB Clutch submission

Rating: 86%

~I, HATE, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!~

(“I Hate Everything About You” by 3 Days Grace starts up and the fans cheer as HGV make their way down to the ring. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~AWAKEN YOU!!!!!!! WITH A LITTLE EVIL INSIDE!!!!!!~

(“Awaken” by Disturbed starts up and the fans cheer as the Hardy Boyz make their way down to the ring with Matt carrying the Juniorweight Championship. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades into “The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder and the fans start cheering as the Backseat Boyz make their way to the ring. Trent and Kashmere stop every chance they get and receive dollars and kisses from the ladies at ringside and now they climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KID ROCK!!!!!!~

(“Bawitaba” by Kid Rock starts up and the fans boo as Kash Money make their way down the aisle carrying the Tag Team Titles. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Tag Team Title Scramble, Elimination Match: Kash Money © vs. HGV vs. The Backseat Boyz vs. The Hardy Boyz

Kid Kash, Isaac Comelighty, Jeff Hardy and Johnny Kashmere are gonna start things out and right now Kashmere goes on the attack on Jeff and Isaac starts hammering away at Kid Kash. Isaac shoots Kash to the ropes, Kash comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Isaac and now leaps off the ropes, SPRINGBOARD HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!! Kashmere whips Hardy into the corner, Hardy starts going up the ropes, AND KASHMERE PUSHES HIM OFF TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Kashmere now turns around and Kash hits him with an uppercut and a few chops. Kashmere gets sent to the ropes, Kashmere bounces off and comes back and blocks a kick, BUT GETS NAILED WITH AN ENZIGURI!!!!! Kid Kash now looks over, AND GETS TAKEN OUT BY A HEEL KICK FROM ISAAC!!!!! Isaac now starts climbing up the turnbuckle, AND HE BODY PRESSES JEFF HARDY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!! In the ring Trent Acid is in and nails Kid Kash with a big chop and now shoots him to the ropes. Kash comes back, Acid and Kashmere have Kash set up, BACKSEAT DRIVER, 1…2… PETE HARDY BREAKS IT UP!!!!! Hardy picks up Kashmere and now tosses him to the ropes but Kashmere blocks his way back and now Hardy runs up, KASHMERE BACK BODY DROPS HIM OUT OF THE RING AND ON TOP OF JEFF HARDY AND ISAAC!!!!! EZ Money now on the apron, SHOOTS HIMSELF IN AND HITS THE MONEY CLIP ON TRENT ACID!!!!! Kid Kash now motions at Money and now Kash on all fours, Money runs up, LEAPS OFF KASH’S BACK AND HITS A SOMERSAULT PESCADO ON TOP OF ISAAC, PETE, AND JEFF HARDY!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) It’s not over and now Matt Hardy is in the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle, LEAPS OFF AND HITS A SUICIDA ON TOP OF MONEY, ISAAC, PETE AND HIS BROTHER!!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Trent Acid now in the ring gets hammered by Kid Kash and now shoots him into Kashmere who goes for a clothesline but misses AND NOW KID KASH HITS A HURRICANRANA ON KASHMERE BUT KASHMERE HOLDS ON BUT KID KASH MANAGES TO TAKE HIM OVER THE TOP AND OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Kid Kash back in the ring turns around, YAKUZA KICK FROM ACID MISSES!!!! Acid turns around, Kid Kash kicks him in the gut, GOES FOR THE MONEY MAKER BUT ACID REVERSES INTO A BACK BODY DROP!!!!! Kash gets back up, LARIAT FROM ACID!!!! Acid runs to the ropes and comes back and leaps over a fallen Kash AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO EVERYBODY!!!!!! Kid Kash is the only one left and now he’s up and walks over to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD SWANTON ON TOP OF EVERYBODY!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!)

Everybody is down and now finally out of the rubble of bodies Pete Hardy picks up Matt Hardy and tosses him inside the ring. “Pitbull” covers Matt, 1…2… Matt kicks out. There are no tags in this match, and now Isaac is back in the ring and he and Pete pick Matt up to his feet. They shoot Matt to the ropes, Matt comes back, double hip toss no they catch him, AND FLIP HIM ONTO HIS FACE!!!!! Isaac covers Matt, 1…2… JEFF breaks the count. Jeff starts hammering away on Isaac but now Pete Hardy grabs him and forearms him into the corner. Pete now whips Jeff to the far side and Jeff hits hard. Pete runs up, GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT JEFF COUNTERS WITH AN ELBOW!!!!! Jeff now grabs a hold of Pete, BULLDOG!!!!! Jeff covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Jeff gets back to his feet and now EZ Money is in the ring and picks Jeff up, AND NAILS THE MONEY IN THE BANK!!!!!! Money covers up, 1…2… MATT BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere are back in the ring and now they have a hold of Isaac and they toss him to the ropes. Isaac comes back and ducks under a double clothesline attempt, AND GOES FOR A LIONSAULT BUT THEY CATCH HIM, AND DROP HIM DOWN INTO THE NATURAL DISASTER!!!!! Kashmere back up, BUT MONEY nails him with a few chops and now shoots him to the ropes, Kashmere comes back and ducks a clothesline and now picks him up, CRADLE BREAKER MISSES!!!! Money kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS THE BANK ROLL!!!!! Money covers, 1…2… Acid breaks the count. Kid Kash back inside the ring now nails Pete Hardy with a lariat and now he picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Pete hits hard and Kash runs up, PETE LIFTS HIM UP and Kash lands on the turnbuckle. Kash jumps off with a hurricanrana BUT PETE HARDY HAS HIM IN A POWERBOMB BUT MATT HARDY RUNS UP AND GRABS KASH, POWERBOMB REVERSE DDT COMBINATION!!!!!! (Clapping) Matt Hardy makes the cover, 1…2… KASH KICKS OUT!!!!! There’s carnage in the ring and now Jeff Hardy scoop slams Trent Acid, and now Kashmere runs up at Jeff, BUT JEFF TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Jeff calls over to Matt and now they’re both climbing up top, EVENT OMEGA ON TRENT ACID!!!!! Jeff with the cover, 1…2… KASHMERE QUICKLY BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! Matt Hardy starts hammering away on Isaac Comelightly and now he tosses Isaac over the top rope to the outside. Matt turns around, AND MONEY NAILS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP!!!!! Jeff is back up to his feet and gets nailed by a chop by Kashmere. Jeff turns around, AND KID KASH NAILS THE MONEY MAKER, 1…2…3!!!!! THE HARDY’S ARE GONE!!!!!

Eliminated: The Hardy Boyz

Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere are both nailing Kid Kash and EZ Money and now they toss them to the ropes, Money and Kash come back, simultaneous kicks by the Backseat Boyz, AND A DOUBLE DDT!!!!! Money and Kash are down,A AND NOW ISAAC AND PETE HARDY ARE ON TWO TURNBUCKLES, SIMULTANEOUS SPLASHES!!!!!! Double pin now, 1…2… DOUBLE KICK OUT!!!!!! Isaac gets back to his feet and Kashmere nails him in the head with a few right hands and backs him in the corner. Acid is setting up for something and Kashmere tosses Isaac over to him, YAKUZA KICK NO!!!! Isaac ducks and leaps on the turnbuckle, WALL STREET CRASH (720 Moonsault) ON A STANDING ACID!!!!! Isaac gets back to his feet and now Pete Hardy picks him up in a DVD, AND DVD’S HIM ON TOP OF ACID!!!!! Isaac covers, 1…2… KASHMERE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! Pete Hardy now picks up Kashmere and hooks him up, MAD DOG DROP (Cradle Piledriver) ON KASHMERE!!!!! Pete can’t make the cover however and now Kid Kash is perched at the top turnbuckle, AND NAILS A HIGH FROG SPLASH ON HARDY, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! HARDY KICKED OUT!!!!!! Kid Kash can’t believe it and now gets back to his feet and turns around, DRIVE TO DESPAIR (Flying Hurricanrana) FROM ISAAC, 1…2…3 NO KASH KICKS ISAAC OFF AND INTO TRENT ACID, IMPLANT DDT!!!!! Acid with the cover on Isaac, 1…2…3 NO!!!! ISAAC GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! EZ Money is back to his feet and he’s got a hold of Trent Acid and punches him in the face a few times and backs him against the corner. Money chops him a few times and now Kid Kash is up and he knocks down Kashmere with a clothesline. EZ Money now grabs Acid and turns him around, HE’S GOT HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS, KID KASH WITH A SPRINGBOARD, THE PAYOFF (Springboard Hurricanrana) ON ACID!!!!! Money turns around, AND PETE HARDY GRABS HIM, MAD DOG DROP, 1…2…3!!!!! KASH MONEY ARE ELIMINATED!!!!!

Eliminated: Kash Money

The fans are going crazy in the arena as they know now that there is going to be new champions crowned tonight in the HGV or the Backseat Boyz. Isaac and Pete Hardy are in one corner and the Backseat Boyz are in another. Both teams look at each other, AND NOW HERE WE GO WITH AN ALL OUT BRAWL IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!! Isaac and Pete are gaining the advantage and now they shoot the Backseat Boyz to the ropes, they come back and a double leap frog, the Backseats hit the mat, both with a slap to one another, a spin, both point to each other in sync and sheer cockiness, AND HGV HIT A PAIR OF DROPKICKS!!!!! Double cover, 1…2… DOUBLE KICK OUT!!!!! Isaac and Pete pick up Acid and toss him to the ropes. Acid comes back and ducks a double clothesline AND KICKS PETE IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!! Isaac turns around and now the Backseat Boyz have him set up, AND THEY NAIL HIM WITH THE DREAM SEQUENCE!!!!! Kashmere with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Kashmere is back up and hammers away at him and now he picks Isaac up, AND NAILS THE CRADLE BREAKER!!!!! Kashmere covers while Acid works away on Pete Hardy, 1…2… NEW CHAMPS NO!!!! FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!! Kashmere can’t believe it. Trent Acid picks up Hardy and shoots him to the ropes. He comes back and Acid nails a chop on Pete Hardy, AND PETE IS PISSED!!!! Pete tells him to do it again and Acid goes for it, BUT PETE CATCHES HIM AND NAILS A HEADBUTT, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER!!!!! Pete Hardy shoots Acid to the ropes, Acid comes back and gets nailed by a kick from Hardy, AND HARDY NAILS A DDT!!!!! Hardy is back up and now Kashmere runs after him but gets kicked in the stomach, HARDY WITH A STANDING TIGERDRIVER!!!!! Kashmere is down AND HARDY LOCKS IN THE LEASH HOLD (Texas Cloverleaf) IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!! KASHMERE IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT BUT HE’S ABOUT TO TAP BUT CONTINUES TO HOLD ON AND PUSH FOR THE ROPES!!!!!! (Tap! Tap! Tap!) Kashmere one last attempt, MAKES IT TO THE ROPES!!!!! Hardy breaks the hold and now Isaac is back on his feet and helps Hardy stomp away on Kashmere. Hardy picks Kashmere up and hits a scoop slam. Isaac goes over to the turnbuckle, he starts climbing up. Pete Hardy on the ground turns around, YAKUZA KICK FROM ACID!!!!! ISAAC WITH A MOONSAULT BUT KASHMERE BLOCKS IT WITH THE KNEES!!!!! Isaac is up holding his chest in pain, THE BACKSEAT BOYZ GRAB HIM, T-GIMMICK!!!!! T-GIMMICK, 1…2…3!!!!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!!!!!
Winners And NEW Tag Team Champions: The Backseat Boyz

Rating: 86%

(The camera fades backstage where Don Callis is watching the final moments of the Tag Team Scramble with a smile on his face when Low Ki walks up)

Don Callis: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!!!!! MAN WHAT A MATCH!!!!!

Low Ki: Yeah, great match… Not as great as when I was a Tag Team Champion, but it wasn’t bad I’ll give em that.

Don Callis: Are you kidding me? That was the best damn tag match I’ve seen all year. **Sigh** So what do you want?

Low Ki: I want to know why the HELL you didn’t put me in this damn tournament.

Don Callis: Christ, is EVERYTHING a problem with you?

Low Ki: When I don’t get treated fairly, you’re damn right it’s a problem.

Don Callis: Well you know what, that’s too damn bad. I didn’t put you in the tournament, because I didn’t even bother to think about putting you in the tournament. You were the first damn World Champion here, god only knows you’ve skyrocketed to the top, while others have been working their asses off trying to make it to that same caliber. Frankly I decided to go ahead and let someone ELSE get the spotlight other than you.

Low Ki: Well since you put it like that… They can go ahead and hog the spotlight, but you know what, the spotlights on me, and it’s gonna follow me right out of this arena IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!!!!

Don Callis: What are you saying?

Low Ki: I’m saying that if you don’t give me what I want, I’m FINISHED with this damn company. And you know it, and I know it, that if I walk out that door, a few more top talent guys are gonna be following me, so let’s see how you run things when that happens.

(Low Ki starts to walk off but Callis grabs his arm)

Don Callis: Wait, wait, wait… Let’s talk about this… Alright, what do you want?

Low Ki: I want my shot at the World Title.

Don Callis: **Sigh** Naturally… But, Raven already has DRH at Lord Of The Rings… The only way you can get the title shot is if you win the tournament.

Low Ki: So put me in the damn tournament.

Don Callis: I CAN’T DO THAT!!!!

Low Ki: Seeya.

Don Callis: BUT!!!! I can do this…

Low Ki: I’m listening.

Don Callis: Friday night on Genocide… I book you in a match… ANY match of my choosing. You win that match, I will grant you a free pass into the finals of the Lord Of The Rings tournament. Meaning that there will be no first round and semi finals, you go straight into the finals and face the co winners of the semi finals. ONLY if you win your match on Genocide.

Low Ki: Deal… I’ll be seeing you Friday then…

(Low Ki walks off)

Rating: 81%

(“Miseria Cantare” by AFI starts up and the fans cheer as CM Punk and Ace Steel make their way down the aisle. The Saints slide inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!!!!!!!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Amazing Red makes his way down the aisle. Red climbs inside the ring and poses for the fans as the music fades)

~YOU ARE, YOU ARE!!!!! I AM, I AM!!!!!~

(“I Am” by Dale Oliver starts up and the fans cheer as AJ Styles makes his way down to the ring carrying the Television Title. AJ slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Second City Saints vs. Amazing Red/AJ Styles

CM Punk and Styles lock up and Punk locks Styles in a headlock. AJ backs Punk in the ropes and shoots him to the far side. Punk comes back and takes AJ down with a shoulder tackle. Punk goes back to the ropes and leaps over AJ and heads the other way. Punk comes back and AJ kicks him in the gut and now goes for a suplex but Punk reverses and locks AJ up from behind, BACK SUPLEX NO AJ flips to his feet and KICKS Punk in the thigh and AGAIN in the other. AJ forearms Punk and now shoots him to the ropes. Punk comes back and blocks a clothesline from AJ and now puts him in an arm wrench, Punk now locks AJ’s arm between his own legs, AND PUNK BACK KICKS AJ in the face, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!!!! AJ back up and now Punk kicks him in the stomach and lifts him up, hits a vertical suplex and a cover, 1…2, AJ kicks out. Punk picks him up and takes him to the corner and tags out to Ace Steel. Steel comes in and hammers away on AJ and now shoots him to the ropes. AJ comes back and ducks a clothesline from Steel, AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD REVERSE DDT ON STEEL!!!!! (AJ! AJ! AJ!) Styles covers, 1…2… Steel kicks out. AJ gets back up and makes the tag to Red. Red comes in and starts working over Steel. He picks Steel up and shoots him to the ropes. Steel comes back and Red kicks him in the gut and now drapes a leg over the head of Steel and leaps up, HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!! Steel gets back up and runs after Red and Red ducks a clothesline and kicks Steel. Steel topples over and Red leaps up on his back, HE’S GOING FOR THE CODE RED BUT STEEL LIFTS HIM UP AND GRABS HIS HEAD, AIR RAID CRASH!!!!! Steel with the cover, 1…2… RED KICKS OUT!!!!! Steel grabs the head of Red and now applies a reverse chin lock. Red is fighting it and now finally grabs the ropes. Steel gets off and stomps away on him and now picks him back up and shoots him to the ropes but Red holds on. Steel runs up and goes for a clothesline BUT RED DUCKS DOWN AND STEEL TOPPLES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Punk comes in the ring and goes for a clothesline but Red ducks it, AND AJ STYLES IS IN AND NAILS A SUPERKICK ON PUNK!!!!!! Red now points over to Steel who’s getting to his feet, Red goes to the ropes and comes back, AND AJ BACK BODY DROPS HIM ON TOP OF STEEL ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) AJ and Punk are now punching away at each other and now AJ gets the upper hand and tosses Punk to the ropes but Punk reverses and sends AJ. AJ hits the ropes and now Punk runs up AND CLOTHESLINES THE BOTH OF THEM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

Red starts moving and now picks Ace Steel back up and tosses him in the ring. Red now climbs to the top rope, Steel gets back to his feet AND RED LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A SWINGING DDT!!!! Red with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Red gets back up and makes the tag to AJ. AJ comes in and pounds away on Steel and now shoots him to the corner. Steel hits and now AJ runs up, STEEL nails a kick into the stomach of AJ and now climbs the turnbuckle, STEEL SPIKE CONNECTS!!!! Steel with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Steel gets back up and makes the tag to Punk. Punk comes in and picks AJ up, AND HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Punk covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Punk grabs the legs of Styles and now locks in an indian death lock. Punk trying to make AJ tap but AJ fights for it and makes it to the ropes. Punk gets off and now picks AJ up and chops him to the ropes. Punk now whips Styles to the far side but AJ stops in his tracks, AND HITS THE PELE KICK!!!! AJ with the cover, 1…2… STEEL breaks the count. AJ gets back up and makes the tag to Red. Red comes in and stomps away on Punk and now goes out on the apron, SLINGSHOT LEG DROP!!!! Red with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Red gets back up and picks up Punk and shoots him to the ropes. Punk comes back and ducks a clothesline from Red and now Red turns around, AND PUNK NAILS A DROPKICK!!!!! Red starts getting back to his feet, SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Punk with the cover, 1…2… STYLES BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Steel comes in and starts pounding away on Styles and they eventually end up on the outside. Punk picks Red back up and shoots him to the ropes, Red comes back to a ducking Punk and leaps on his back, CODE RED, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Red gets back to his feet and now picks Punk back up and shoots him to the corner. Red comes after Punk and PUNK nails him in the face. Punk gets on the turnbuckle and brings Red up with him, PEPSI PLUNGE, 1…2…3!!!!!
Winners: Second City Saints via Pepsi Plunge

Rating: 81%

~WE’RE DISPOSABLE TEENS, WE’RE DISPOSABLE!!!!!~

(“Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Christopher Daniels and Dan Pandora make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!!~

(“Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop and the Stooges starts up and the fans boo as DRH and John Bay make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Christopher Daniels/Dan Pandora vs. DRH/John Bay

The bell rings AND DRH AND JOHN BAY QUICKLY START NAILING DANIELS AND PANDORA!!!!!! They take them both outside the ring and start brawling around the ring area and now DRH has picked up a chair and tosses it to Bay, AND BAY SMACKS PANDORA OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! DRH now grabs Daniels AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! DRH goes after Daniels and now Bay grabs Pandora and tosses him against the guardrail. Bay grabs the chair now and runs up, AND DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF PANDORA!!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Bay picks Pandora up and tosses him back in the ring and now climbs up top, AND NAILS A BIG ELBOW DROP!!!!! Bay with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Back in the fans, Daniels has DRH on the ground and he’s pounding away at him with the chair. DRH starts getting back up, AND DANIELS SMASHES HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Back in the ring Bay picks Pandora up and shoots him to the ropes. Pandora comes back and ducks a clothesline from Bay and now wraps him up, HALF AND HALF SUPLEX!!!!! Pandora covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Pandora gets back up and now Daniels is in the ring and he picks Bay up and punches him a few times in the head. Daniels now shoots Bay to the ropes and now Bay comes back, Daniels drop toe holds Bay and now Pandora runs up, BASEMENT DROPKICK!!!!!! Pandora rolls him over and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Daniels and Pandora start stomping away on Bay and now DRH is making his way back into the ring now and he’s got a chair, AND TOSSES IT IN THE FACE OF PANDORA!!!!! Daniels runs up and nails DRH with a few forearms and now HITS AN STO!!!!! Daniels covers, 1…2… DRH KICKS OUT!!!!! Daniels now gets back up and goes to the corner, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!!!!! Daniels covers again, 1…2… BAY breaks the count. Bay starts stomping away on him but Pandora starts nailing him with forearms to the back. Pandora now takes Bay and tosses him to the corner and starts choking him out with his boot.

Pandora now picks Bay up on the turnbuckle and climbs up top. Bay is starting to come back AND HE LOW BLOWS PANDORA!!!!! Pandora topples over and now he wraps Pandora up, SUPER TIGER DRIVER, 1…2…3 DANIELS BREAKS IT UP!!!!! Daniels starts stomping away on Bay and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Bay comes back and Daniels goes for a clothesline, BUT BAY TRAPS HIM AND LOCKS IN THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!!!! Daniels is fighting for the ropes but now Pandora is back up and dives over and nails Bay to break the count. Pandora starts getting back to his feet and now DRH runs over and bounces off the ropes, LARIAT ON PANDORA!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! DRH picks up Pandora and now tosses him outside the ring and now runs to the ropes and comes back, TWISTING TOPE CON HILO ON PANDORA!!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) DRH and Daniels still brawling inside the ring and now Daniels shoots Bay to the corner, AND DANIELS NAILS A BIG CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER!!!!! Daniels picks Bay up, FALL FROM GRACE!!!! FALL FROM GRACE, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DRH BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! DRH picks Daniels up and nails him with a few forearms and now shoots him to the ropes. Daniels comes back, kick to the gut, EPILEPSY NO DANIELS HITS DRH WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DRH kicks out at the last second. DRH is getting back to his feet and now Daniels has him up, GOES FOR THE ANGEL’S WINGS BUT BAY NAILS DANIELS FROM BEHIND WITH A FOREARM!!!!! Daniels is in trouble, BAY AND DRH PICK HIM UP, DOUBLE BURNING HAMMER, 1…2…3!!!!!!
Winners: John Bay/DRH via Double Burning Hammer

Rating: 98%

~YOU’RE NOT READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!!!!!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide heads down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~SUPERNOVA GOES POP!!!!!~

(“Supernova Goes Pop” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as Antonio Mason heads down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay heads down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~IT’S THE FI-NAL COUNT-DOWN!!!!!!~

(“Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson heads down the aisle. Danielson climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Homicide vs. Antonio Mason vs. Hardcore Jay vs. Bryan Danielson

Hardcore Jay and Mason start going at it and now Danielson and Homicide start going at it as well. Jay and Mason end up on the outside and now Danielson has the advantage over Homicide and takes him down with an arm drag and digs a knee into his back and has a wrist lock on him. Dragon finally lets go of the wrist lock and picks Homicide up and chops him into the ropes. Dragon whips Homicide into the ropes, Homicide comes back and ducks a clothesline from Dragon AND HITS A SAITO SUPLEX!!!!! On the outside Mason gets picked up by Jay, AND JAY DROPS HIM ON THE GUARDRAIL!!!! Jay slides back inside the ring and Homicide starts attacking him and now puts him in the corner and starts chopping away at him, BUT NOW JAY TOSSES HOMICIDE IN THE CORNER AND STARTS BEATING HIM DOWN WITH KICKS AND PUNCHES!!!!! Homicide falls to the mat and Jay starts giving him the boot scrapes. Jay gets off Homicide and turns and Dragon kicks him in the gut, AND LOCKS IN A BUTTERFLY SUBMISSION!!!! Jay is holding on and now Dragon uses his strength to roll Jay on his back and now rolls on top of him and locks in a reverse headlock. Jay manages to roll to his stomach and now starts getting up. Jay picks Dragon up, Homicide is up and grabs Dragon by the legs, ANTONIO MASON IS UP ON THE APRON, SPRINGBOARD SPLASH ON TOP OF DRAGON!!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Mason covers, 1… Homicide pulls Mason off and now starts stomping away at him but now Jay nails Homicide with a few forearms and tosses him to the ropes. Homicide comes back to a ducking Jay and kicks him in the face. Jay leaps up and now Homicide picks him up and slams him down. Homicide now runs to the ropes and comes back, SENTON!!!! Homicide covers, 1…2, Mason breaks the count. Mason picks Homicide up and starts chopping away at him and now tosses him to the corner. Mason runs up and leaps up, BIG FOREARM!!!! Homicide walks out of the corner and now Mason leaps on the turnbuckle and leaps off, DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! Homicide falls into Hardcore Jay, Jay picks him up, SIT OUT POWERBOMB, 1…2… BASEMENT DROPKICK FROM MASON!!!!! Mason covers Homicide, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Mason quickly covers Jay, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Mason starts getting back to his feet and now Dragon gets up and Mason starts chopping him into the ropes. Mason now whips Dragon to the other side and now Dragon bounces off and comes back, Mason goes for a punch but Dragon blocks it, nails a forearm, another forearm, AND NAILS THE ROARING ELBOW!!!!! Mason is down and Dragon covers, 1…2… HOMICIDE breaks the count.

Homicide starts headbutting Dragon on the mat and now he gets up, AND STARTS LAYING IN THE KAWADA KICKS!!!! Dragon is down holding his head, Homicide to the ropes, SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Homicide gets back up, HARDCORE JAY NAILS HIM WITH A BIG LARIAT!!!!! Homicide backs up and now Jay runs up with another clothesline but Homicide ducks out of it, Jay turns around, ACE CRUSHER FROM HOMICIDE, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!!!! Homicide gets off Jay and now starts climbing up the turnbuckle. Homicide perches himself at the top and now Mason is up and HOMICIDE LEAPS OFF AND MASON NAILS HIM WITH THE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!!!!! Mason drops down and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Homicide kicks out at the last second. Jay starts getting back up and Mason quickly runs up, AND NAILS A BIG KNEE TO THE FACE!!!!! Jay goes outside the ring hard and now Danielson is back up and he grabs Mason from behind, TIGER SUPLEX, 1…2…3 NO!!!! MASON KICKS OUT!!!!! Danielson starts getting back to his feet and now Homicide is back up and he nails Dragon with a few right hands and now turns him around, GOES FOR THE COP KILLA BUT DRAGON FLIPS OUT OF IT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!! Dragon hammers Homicide and now shoots him to the ropes. Homicide bounces off and ducks under a clothesline and goes the other way, AND HITS A TOPE CON HILO ON JAY TO THE OUTSIDE AND THEY BOTH LAND IN THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!! (Homicide! Homicide! Homicide!) Back in the ring Dragon has Mason up, AND HE HITS A BIG FLAPJACK!!!!! Dragon quickly grabs the arms of Mason, GOES FOR THE CATTLE MUTILATION BUT MASON IS GETTING OUT OF IT AND HE DOES!!!! Mason gets back to his feet, BUT DRAGON NAILS A BIG LARIAT!!!!! Dragon looks around at the fans and now he looks into the crowd AND SEES DRAYTON KING!!!!! King is mocking Dragon and Dragon is just staring him down and daring him to get in the ring. King flips Dragon off and now Dragon turns around, MASON PICKS DRAGON UP, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!!! MASON COVERS, 1…2…3!!!!!! MASON PICKS UP THE BIG WIN!!!!!!!
Winner: Antonio Mason via Death Valley Driver

Rating: 80%

(Show fades with Mason celebrating his victory)

Overall Show Rating: 84%

Edited June 5, 2006 by HardcoreJay

HardcoreJay · June 6, 2006

Wednesday, April 19th 2006

We got a 2.23 rating for Breakout. The attendance level was 4,211 people.
We made $105,275 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!

Breakout Results

The opening match of the night saw BJ Whitmer get a big victory over Chris Sabin following an Exploder. The fans rallied behind Sabin but unfortunately Sabin wasn’t able to put Whitmer away.

Backstage, Ruckus and Sabian offered Jay Lethal a spot in the Blackout but Lethal did not agree to it, and in the end, the Blackout double teamed up on Lethal and beat him down.

The debuting Nick Berk put on a great show with Hardcore Jones. Berk did everything in his power to try and keep Jones on the mat but in the end Hardcore Jones put Berk out with the big Hangman’s DDT.

John Bay and DRH were backstage talking about how DRH didn’t care about who was in the tournament and who would win the tournament when Raven came in and said that DRH wouldn’t have to worry about who would win the tournament and be going after his title, because Raven was going to win the World Title from DRH. DRH retaliated by challenging Raven to a match right then and there, but Raven backed down and said that he would have his hands full tonight, which lead to both Christopher Daniels and Dan Pandora coming in and attacking the Trinity, setting up a tag match later on in the night.

From there, Don Callis had Homicide, Hardcore Jay, Antonio Mason and Bryan Danielson in his office and pretty much scheduled a fatal 4 way match for the Main Event tonight between them.

Mark Briscoe got his first title shot tonight as he took on the indestructible Russian monster Nikita Sputnik. Mark tried hard to take the big russian out but during the match, Sputnik blasted Mark over the head with a chair that caused him to bleed, and in the end, Sputnik locked Mark in the KGB Clutch to get the victory. Out of nowhere, Jay Briscoe came out and protected his brother Mark from further assault, only to trick everybody and plant Mark with the Jay Driller.

In a BIG Tag Team Scramble, HGV, the Backseat Boyz, the Hardy Boyz, and Kash Money did battle and had the fans pumped from beginning to end. There was a lot of high flying to the outside, the fans really got pumped when Kid Kash hit his big springboard swanton to the outside. The Hardy’s were the first to be eliminated after Kid Kash hit Jeff with the Money Maker. From there, in a turn of events, Kash Money were eliminated after Pete Hardy hit EZ Money with the Mad Dog Drop, showing everybody that there would DEFINITELY be new Tag Team Champions tonight. And in the end, there were new Tag Team Champions in the Backseat Boyz after they hit Isaac Comelightly with the T-Gimmick.

Low Ki once again complained to Don Callis about not being treated fairly in PWK and threatened to walk out and quit the company. Don Callis pleaded with him and eventually Low Ki agreed to stay, only if he got a shot at the World Title. Callis said he couldn’t grant him a title shot, but agreed to put him in the Lord Of The Rings tournament finals as long as he was able to beat whomever Callis chose for him this Friday night on Genocide.

For the first time since Ring Of Honor, AJ Styles and Amazing Red teamed up and took on Ace Steel and CM Punk of the Second City Saints. It was a back and forth match but in the end, Red got nailed with a Pepsi Plunge to get the big win.

DRH and John Bay got some revenge from earlier on when they beat down both Daniels and Pandora after DRH and Bay hit the Double Burning Hammer on Daniels.

And in the Main Event, the underdog Antonio Mason shocked the world by pinning Bryan Danielson in the middle of the ring, however things could have probably been different if it weren’t for Drayton King.

Backseat Boyz Win Tag Team Titles!!!!

The Backseat Boyz shocked the world the other night when they proved once again that they were one of the best teams in the wrestling business, and last night, they captured the gold to prove it. Word is that they’re first title defense is going to be next week on Breakout. Opponents have not yet been chosen, but there is apparently going to be some news regarding them later in the week.

Jay Lethal vs. Ruckus Added To Genocide

Because of the Blackout attacking Lethal last night, Jay Lethal has requested a 1 on 1 match against Ruckus this Friday night on Genocide rather than participate in the 3 Way Dance match with Jonas Testament and Drayton King. Lethal has told many that he plans on hurting Ruckus but the numbers game could have something to do with this match, seeing how Ruckus has Sabian in his corner and Lethal has nobody.

Kevin Steen Anxious To Debut This Friday

We were able to catch up with Kevin Steen and asked what his thoughts were on his debut match, here’s what he had to say:

I’m looking forward to my match this Friday night… Sure I’m facing someone who’s twice my age and has been wrestling in bingo halls for a longer time, but hey I’ve worked in bingo halls myself so I can’t really make fun of him for that. EZ Money just needs to understand that I’m “Mr. Wrestling,” which means that I can take on anybody in the wrestling business, whether they’re technical, high flyer, submission expert, it doesn’t matter. This coming Friday night, I make my debut with Pro Wrestling KING, and I walk out of that arena, with my first win of my PWK career.

That’s sure to be one hell of a match.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

Genocide Card For April 21st

Tag Team
Sexxxy Eddy/Spanky vs. Super Dragon/Sonjay Dutt

Debut Match
Kevin Steen vs. EZ Money

Chris Hero vs. Hardcore Jay

3 Way Dance
Drayton King vs. Jonas Testament vs. BJ Whitmer (sub for Jay Lethal)

Ruckus vs. Jay Lethal

Main Event: Winner Gets Brass Knuckle Title Shot, Steel Cage Death Match
Nick Gage vs. Dan Pandora vs. Bud

Low Ki faces off against an opponent of Don Callis’ Choosing

Breakout Card For April 25th

Tag Team Title Match
Backseat Boyz © vs. ???

Brass Knuckles Title
“The Franchise” Ares © vs. ???

Juniorweight Title Match
Charlie Thriller vs. Matt Hardy ©

Jeff Hardy vs. Xavier

Tag Team
Dustin Iler/Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Hart Foundation 2K6

Main Event, Non Title
DRH vs. Tyrant

kingtut307 · June 6, 2006

As a former EGWA handler (Pastor Mark Brian), it's cool to see a PWK diary. Weird to see "real life" talent mixed in, but cool. Also very cool that you are so dedicated to running it. Keep up the good work.

HardcoreJay · June 6, 2006

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! DUDE HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!!

HardcoreJay · June 10, 2006

Friday, April 21st 2006

~OH BABY YOU WANT ME, WELL YOU CAN GET THIS LAPDANCE HERE FOR FREE!!!!!~

(“Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. starts up and the fans cheer as Sexxxy Eddy and Spanky make their way down the aisle. Spanky and Eddy climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades into “Shadowboxing” by GWA and out walks Super Dragon to a few cheers. Dragon walks down to the ring and climbs inside as the music fades into “Truth Hurts” by Addictive Remix and out walks Sonjay Dutt to a few cheers. Dutt walks down the aisle and slaps Dragon on the back and they step inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Spanky/Sexxxy Eddy vs. Super Dragon/Sonjay Dutt

Dutt and Spanky lock up and Spanky takes Dutt down with a headlock takeover but Dutt wraps his legs around Spanky’s head and takes him off. Spanky kicks out of the hold and now goes to the ropes and comes back and leaps over a fallen Dutt and goes to the other side AND DUTT ROLLS ON HIS BACK AND GRABS SPANKY AND NAILS A HEADSCISSORS!!!!! Spanky gets back up and runs at Dutt and Dutt ducks a clothesline from Spanky. Spanky turns around and Dutt kicks him in the gut. Dutt now grabs the head of Spanky, LEAPS UP AND FLIPS OVER NAILING THE SONJAY CUTTER!!!!! Sonjay with the cover, 1…2… Spanky kicks out. Sonjay picks Spanky up and takes him to the corner and tags in Super Dragon. Dragon climbs on the turnbuckle, AND NAILS A LEAPING HEADSCISSORS from the corner and now Spanky rolls to his corner and tags in Eddy. Eddy comes in and takes out Dragon with a forearm. Sonjay runs up, HIP TOSS from Eddy. Sonjay gets back up again and Eddy kicks him in the gut and now picks him up, SEXXXY PLEX!!!!!! Eddy gets back up, BUT GETS NAILED BY A HUGE FOREARM FROM DRAGON!!!!! Dragon backs Eddy into the ropes and shoots him to the far side. Eddy comes back and leaps over Dragon and wraps him up from behind but Dragon elbows out of it and turns around, and grabs Eddy from behind and hooks him up in a Gory Bomb, AND TURNS IT INTO THE BARRY WHITE DRIVER!!!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Dragon with the cover on Eddy, 1…2, Spanky breaks the count. Dragon goes back to work on Eddy and now has him in a dragon sleeper. Eddy is holding on but Dragon holds the move in tighter. Eddy starting to fight out of it and now Dragon lets go and gets up, KICK TO THE BACK!!!! Eddy in pain and now Dragon picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Eddy comes back and leaps over a ducking Dragon. Dragon turns around, RIGHT HAND from Eddy, ANOTHER RIGHT HAND, AND ANOTHER!!!!! Eddy backs Dragon in the corner and slaps him a few times and makes the tag to Spanky. Spanky comes in, DOUBLE SUPLEX!!!!!!

Eddy gets up and now Spanky climbs to the turnbuckle. Eddy motions for Spanky, LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE!!!!!! Spanky covers, 1…2… DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!! Wait a second now Eddy at the turnbuckle, SEXXX ON THE BEACH!!!!! Dragon gets picked up by Spanky and now tosses him to the corner and Sonjay tags himself in, AND HITS A SLINGSHOT HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!! Spanky gets back to his feet and now Sonjay puts him in the corner and picks him up and slaps him. Sonjay now bends Spanky over, HE’S GOING FOR THE INDIAN SUMMER BUT SPANKY COUNTERS IT AND LANDS A DDT!!!!!! Spanky with the cover, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Spanky forearms Sonjay on the mat and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Spanky runs up, SONJAY kicks him in the gut. Sonjay climbs up the turnbuckle, SUNSET FLIP BUT SPANKY DOESN’T GO DOWN AND TAGS IN EDDY!!!!! Spanky finally tumbles down and Sonjay covers him but Spanky kicks out, BASEMENT DROPKICK!!!!! Eddy at the corner, TOTAL SEXSTACY, SPANKY NAILS DRAGON FROM A SAVE, 1…2…3!!!!!!
Winners: Spanky/Sexxxy Eddy via Total Sexstacy

Rating: 81%

(The camera fades to a previously taped interview with Kash Money at Breakout. Kid Kash and EZ Money are walking towards their car with their bags packed)

Kid Kash: THIS IS BULLSHIT AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!!!! Since Money and I have teamed up, there hasn’t been ANYBODY in that fucking locker room that can beat us. So what we lost the fucking titles, it doesn’t change a damn thing. Trent Acid, Johnny Kashmere, you go ahead and you have your moment in the spotlight, because whether you like it or not, those belts are coming back to us, and I’ll be DAMNED if it doesn’t fucking happen.

EZ Money: Backseat Boyz… Believe me when I say that sooner, NOT LATER, your asses are about to become BANKRUPT!!!!! And Kevin Steen, me and you at Genocide this week. I’ll be looking forward to making your debut a profitable one.

Rating: 78%

~YEAH, YOU PUSH IT, YEAH, YOU PUSH IT!!!!!~

(“Push It” by Static X starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Lethal makes his way down the aisle. Lethal climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME, NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME, NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME!!!!!!~

(“I’m A Hustla” by Cassidy starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Ruckus and Sabian make their way down the aisle. Ruckus has a microphone in his hand and the music fades)

Ruckus: Yo, yo… Lethal, check this out… I don’t know why I’m even in this fucking place, I don’t even know why I even bother to fight you, when all these people here know I’m gonna beat that ass… But check it out dog, I’ll make this shit quick and painless, and I’ll be sure not to embarrass your ass too much.

(Ruckus drops the microphone and slides inside the ring and gets ready)

Rating: 67%

Jay Lethal vs. Ruckus

Lethal and Ruckus lock up and Lethal knees Ruckus in the gut and starts chopping away at him. Lethal takes Ruckus to the ropes and now shoots him to the other side. Ruckus comes back and rolls under a clothesline of Lethal and comes back up, AND DRIVES LETHAL DOWN WITH A REAR NAKED CHOKE DROP!!!! Ruckus picks him up and chops him to the corner. Ruckus whips Lethal to the far side and Lethal hits hard. Ruckus now runs up, GOES FOR THE RAZZLE DAZZLE BUT LETHAL MOVES!!!! Ruckus backs into the corner and now Lethal starts kicking Ruckus. Lethal now brings Ruckus to the ropes and shoots him to the far side. Ruckus comes back and Lethal nails him with a kick to the stomach and now picks him up, BIG VERTICAL SUPLEX and the cover, 1…2, Ruckus kicks out. Lethal picks Ruckus up and now GIVES HIM a big European Uppercut. Ruckus gets knocked into the ropes, AND LETHAL CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP!!!!! Ruckus lands on the outside and now Lethal runs over to the ropes and comes back, AND GOES TO DIVE BUT RUCKUS NAILS HIM WITH A FOREARM!!!! Ruckus pulls Lethal out to the floor and starts stomping away at him. Ruckus now walks over to the guardrail, AND HITS A COUPLE OF BACK HANDSPRINGS AND HITS A TWISTING FRONT FLIP ON LETHAL!!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Ruckus gets up and starts to showboat and now climbs back inside the ring and distracts the referee AND SABIAN STARTS HITTING LETHAL!!!!! Sabian puts Lethal back in the ring and now Ruckus picks him up and chops him a few times. Ruckus now brings Lethal down, picks him up, AND NAILS A SIT OUT POWERBOMB, 1…2… LETHAL KICKS OUT!!!!!

Ruckus drags Lethal over to the turnbuckle and now climbs up top. Ruckus stands up top, AND HITS A TWISTING PLANCHA BUT LETHAL MOVES!!!!! Ruckus hits hard and now Lethal gets back up and now runs to the ropes and comes back, BIG LARIAT!!!!! Ruckus gets back up, ARM DRAG from Lethal. Ruckus gets back up again and Lethal nails a dropkick. Ruckus gets back up again and now Lethal kicks him up, THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE (Inverted Air Raid Crash) AND THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!! RUCKUS KICKS OUT!!!!! Lethal gets back up and kicks Ruckus a few times and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes, RUCKUS HITS THE HANDSPRING FLIP KICK on Lethal and covers, 1…2… Lethal kicks out. Ruckus picks him back up and chops him a few times. Ruckus now runs to the ropes and comes back with a lariat, LETHAL COUNTERS AND NAILS THE DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!! Lethal with the cover, 1…2… SABIAN PUTS THE FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!! Lethal goes after Sabian and chases him around the ring. Lethal slides back inside the ring AND RUCKUS NAILS HIM WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!! Ruckus now starts choking out Lethal and now the referee stops him. Ruckus gets up in his face and now distracts the referee, SABIAN PICKS UP A CHAIR AND SMACKS IT IN THE FACE OF LETHAL!!!!!! Ruckus now climbs up top, POETIC RUCKUS (450 Splash) 1…2…3!!!!! THE BLACKOUT STEAL THIS ONE!!!!!
Winner: Ruckus via Poetic Ruckus

Rating: 82%

~I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT ME!!!!!~

(“Tear Away” by Drowning Pool starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Kevin Steen makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and stands on the turnbuckle and plays to the crowd as the music fades)

~I FEEL THE SUN, SHINING DOWN ON ME!!!!!!~

(“Down On Me” by Jackyl starts up and the fans boo as EZ Money makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Kevin Steen vs. EZ Money

Money and Steen lock up and Steen SHOVES Money to the mat. Money gets back up to his feet and Steen chops him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Money comes back and ducks a kick from Steen. Money clubs Steen a few times in the back and now shoots him to the corner. Money runs up, STEEN BOOTS Money in the face. Money backs out of the corner and Steen runs up, drop toe hold from EZ Money, AND NOW MONEY LOCKS IN A BOW AND ARROW!!!!! Steen doesn’t tap out yet and still holds on BUT NOW FLIPS INTO A PIN, 1…2, Money kicks out. Money tries to get to his feet but Steen grabs him by the waist AND PICKS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! Money is in pain and now Steen covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Steen picks up Money and now tosses him to the turnbuckle and starts choking him out with his boot. Steen with Money now tosses him to the far side but Money reverses and sends Steen. Steen in the corner and now Money runs up, STEEN LIFTS MONEY UP AND OVER and Money lands on the apron. Steen goes for a punch but Money blocks it and FOREARMS him in the face. Steen backs up, MONEY HITS THE MONEY CLIP!!!! Steen doesn’t go down however and now Money chops him a few times and now hits a scoop slam. Money now climbs the top turnbuckle, perches himself, NEW JERSEY JAM (Top Rope Leg Drop) AND COVERS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Steen kicks out.

EZ Money turns Steen over and now wraps his legs up and now locks in a pendulum surfboard type maneuver and Steen is in some pain but he’s too heavy for Money to lift him up and finally drops him down. Money picks Steen up and starts slapping away at him and now runs to the ropes and comes back, DROP TOE HOLD BY STEEN AND NOW STEEN MOUNTS HIS BACK AND STARTS THROWING RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS AT HIS FACE AND MONEY IS KNOCKED OUT!!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Steen picks Money up, GO HOME DRIVER BUT HE SWUNG HIM INTO THE REFEREE AND THE REFEREE IS OUT!!!!! Steen makes the cover but he sees there’s no referee. Steen slides outside the ring now and he’s got a chair. He comes in and starts to stalk EZ Money, KID KASH HOPS OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND SLIDES IN THE RING WITH A CHAIR AND DECKS KEVIN STEEN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! Steen topples over and now Kid Kash grabs him, MONEY MAKER!!!! HE HITS THE MONEY MAKER ON STEEN!!!! Money covers and Kash wakes the ref up, 1…2…3!!!!! EZ MONEY WINS!!!!!
Winner: EZ Money via Money Maker from Kid Kash

Rating: 69%

~I AM!!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOATED!!!!!!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by STP starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring with a microphone and starts to speak as the music fades)

Chris Hero: You know last week was supposed to be the greatest night of my life. Last week, I was THIS close to winning ANOTHER World Heavyweight Title. But one person… ONE PERSON decided to stick his nose where it didn’t belong, and this person RUINED and SCREWED ME out of beating Daniel Reed Helton. Hardcore Jay-

(Cheers)

Chris Hero: Jay, I’ve thought about it long and hard. And I’ll tell ya, I’m not mad about it anymore… Well yeah I am, but I’ll tell ya this much, tonight is going to make me a LOT happier than before. Because tonight, Chris Hero gets some damn payback. So Jay, get your ass in this ring RIGHT NOW!!!!!

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay walks out through the curtain carrying his barbed wire chair and smoking a cigarette. Jay smiles and pulls a microphone out of his pocket and starts to speak)

Hardcore Jay: You know something Chris… I gotta be honest with ya. Last week, it REALLY was nothing personal. I’ve got no personal beef against you Chris, but when it comes to Daniel Reed Helton, NOBODY, and I mean, NOBODY is going to get the upper hand on his ass, which I know you pretty much did, and you know, kudos to you for that Chris, but like I said, NOBODY is getting the upper hand on his ass, not to mention take that World Title, unless it’s ME!!!!!

(Cheers)

Hardcore Jay: So Chris, you think you’re gonna get some revenge from last week, well let me just say that I knocked your ass out once, AND NOW I’M GONNA DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

(Jay drops the mic and sprints down the aisle with his chair and slides inside the ring and Hero starts stomping the crap out of him)

Rating: 73%

Chris Hero vs. Hardcore Jay

Hero stomps away on Jay and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Jay bounces off and comes back and Hero kicks him in the gut, AND LOCKS ON THE CRAVATE!!!! (Hey!) Hero flips Jay on his back, AND KICKS HIM HARD IN THE BACK!!!!! Hero starts to showboat and now Jay leaps to his feet AND STARTS PUNCHING AWAY AT HIM!!!!! Jay decks Hero into the corner and starts nailing him with kicks and chops. Hero falls to the mat and lays against the turnbuckle and now Jay starts choking him with his boot. Jay bends over and now grabs the legs of Hero and picks him up, POWERBOMB!!!!! Jay covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Jay picks Hero up and tosses him outside the ring and goes after him. Jay starts pounding down on Hero and now picks him up and goes to toss him to the guardrail BUT HERO COUNTERS AND SENDS JAY INSTEAD!!!!! Jay hits hard in the guardrail and now Hero grabs him and slides him back inside the ring. Hero now climbs up on the turnbuckle AND HITS THE HERO SANDWICH (Frog Splash Elbow) ON JAY, 1…2… NO!!!!!

Hero quickly grabs Jay by the arm and locks in an abdominal stretch. Hero locks in the hold tighter and now Jay is starting to get back to his feet but Hero lets go of the hold and now kicks Jay in the back. Hero picks Jay back up and now gives him a slam and now runs to the ropes and comes back, DOUBLE STOMP AND A SENTON!!!!! Hero covers with his back on Jay, 1…2… JAY COUNTERS AND ROLLS HERO UP, 1…2… HERO ROLLS OUT OF IT!!!! Hero gets to his feet and now Jay is up and Hero kicks him in the gut and goes for a suplex BUT JAY COUNTERS AND SUPLEXES HERO!!!!! Jay picks Hero up and tosses him to the ropes, Hero comes back, TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM!!!!! Jay covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Jay starts whaling away on Hero and now Jay goes over and picks up his barbed wire chair. Jay starts stalking Hero and now Hero starts getting up, JAY GOES TO SWING BUT HERO DUCKS AND PULLS THE REFEREE IN THE WAY!!!! Jay’s trying to get at Hero and now Hero shoves the referee into Jay. Jay shoves the referee and turns around, HERO JUST DECKED JAY WITH A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKS AS THE REFEREE WAS TURNED!!!!! HERO COVERS, 1…2…3!!!!!! HERO WALKS OUT WITH A WIN OVER HARDCORE JAY!!!!!
Winner: Chris Hero

Rating: 86%

(“Know Your Rights” by The Clash starts up and the fans boo as Drayton King makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Down” by STP and out walks BJ Whitmer to a mixed reaction. Whitmer climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!!~

(“Break On Through” by The Doors starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament heads down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades, but suddenly Drayton King grabs a microphone)

Drayton King: You know I would just freaking LOVE to get inside that ring with you two and walk out of here with a win, but BJ, that fucker standing across from you is one sick bastard, and I’ll be DAMNED if I’m gonna get in there with em, so you go ahead and have fun.

Jonas Testament vs. BJ Whitmer vs. Drayton King

And with that Testament runs up AND STARTS DECKING BJ WHITMER!!!!! Testament has Whitmer in the corner and starts to choke out Whitmer with his boot and talking smack to Drayton King who’s standing on the outside looking on. Testament takes Whitmer now and shoots him to the ropes, Whitmer comes back and ducks a clothesline from Testament AND NAILS A SAITO SUPLEX!!!!! Testament is down and now Whitmer quickly covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Whitmer keeps decking Testament and now picks him up and kicks him in the stomach. Whitmer goes for a suplex but Testament overpowers him, AND NAILS HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! Testament covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Whitmer barely kicks out of it and now Testament picks Whitmer up again and shoots him to the corner. Whitmer hits the corner and now Testament runs up, WHITMER BOOTS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Whitmer climbs on the turnbuckle and leaps off, SHOULDER TACKLE but Testament doesn’t go down. Whitmer gets back up and runs up, LARIAT BUT HE STILL DOESN’T GO DOWN!!!!! Whitmer punches Testament a few more times and now goes to whip him to the ropes BUT TESTAMENT PULLS HIM INTO A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Testament holds onto him and pulls him back up and knees him in the gut, AND NAILS HIM WITH A JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!!!

Testament starts to play to the crowd and turns his back, AND NOW KING SLIDES INSIDE AND MAKES A COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!! TESTAMENT PULLS HIM OFF!!!! King starts to crawl on the mat smiling at Testament saying it’s a joke, BUT TESTAMENT PICKS HIM UP AND STARTS WHALING AWAY ON HIM!!!! Testament backs King in the corner and now shoots him to the far side, BUT WHITMER IS IN THE WAY AND KING HITS THE KING ME (Shining Wizard) ON WHITMER AND COVERS, 1…2… TESTAMENT BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! Testament hammers away on King and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. King hits the ropes and comes back to Testament, BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!!!! King goes down hard and now slides outside the ring. Whitmer starts to get to his feet, TESTAMENT GRABS HIM AND HITS THE DESTINY’S FLAW (Twisting DDT) ON WHITMER, 1…2…3!!!!!!
Winner: Jonas Testament via Destiny’s Flaw

Rating: 78%

(“Realest Killaz” by 2 Pac starts up and the fans boo as Low Ki walks down to the ring. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~THIS, IS EXTREME!!!!!~

(“This Is Extreme” by Harry Slash And The Slashtones start up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Don Callis walks out to the center of the stage)

Don Callis: Alright… We all know why I’m out here… And Low Ki, I know you’re just wanting to know what kind of match I’ve got you booked in, so without further a due, Low Ki, tonight, you’ve gotta go through FOUR, opponents that were handpicked by me. Each time you win one, another will come out, and IF, and ONLY IF Low Ki, if you do end up winning tonight, I will GLADLY grant you the opportunity to compete in the finals of the Lord Of The Rings Tournament. So, Low Ki, you’re FIRST opponent tonight, IS FORMER RING OF HONOR WORLD CHAMPION, AUSTIN ARIES!!!!!

Rating: 88%

Low Ki vs. Austin Aries vs. ??? vs. ???

Austin Aries makes his way down the aisle and climbs in the ring AND LOW KI STARTS HAMMERING AWAY AT HIM!!!!! Low Ki beats down on Aries and now tosses him to the corner. Low Ki runs up, NAILS THE TIDAL KRUSH!!!!! Austin Aries is rocked and now Low Ki kicks him in the gut and picks him up, KI KRUSHER, 1…2…3!!!!!! LOW KI WINS HIS FIRST MATCH!!!!!

Don Callis: WOW!!!!! I wasn’t expecting that one… Alright, if that’s how you wanna play it, CM PUNK IS NEXT!!!!!

The fans cheer as CM Punk makes his way down the aisle. He climbs in the ring and stares down Low Ki AND NOW LOCK UP!!!!! Punk takes Low Ki down with a headlock and holds the move in tighter but Low Ki wraps his legs around Punks head and brings him down. Both get back up and Low Ki runs up and nails Punk with a kick to the thigh and now shoots him to the far side. Punk comes back and ducks a clothesline from Ki and now hammers him in the back. Low Ki is down on all fours and now Punk nails an Oklahoma Roll, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Punk grabs Low Ki again and now tosses him in the corner. Punk runs up, FOREARM BY LOW KI, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER, AND FOLLOWS UP WITH AN ENZIGURI!!!!! Low Ki covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Low Ki picks Punk up and tosses him to the ropes. Punk comes back and gets kicked, Low Ki now goes for the Ki Krusher but Punk blocks it AND DRAGS LOW KI DOWN IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!!! Punk holds the move tighter, AND NOW ROLLS OVER AND LOCKS ON AN ANKLE LOCK!!!!! Low Ki fights off the pain AND NOW ROLLS OUT OF IT!!!!! Low Ki turns around, PUNK WITH THE SHINING WIZARD BUT LOW KI BLOCKS IT!!!!! Low Ki starts kicking Punk and now he chops him into the corner. Low Ki whips Punk to the far side and now goes for the Tidal Krush BUT PUNK RUNS AND NAILS A LARIAT, 1…2…3 NO!!!! LOW KI KICKS OUT!!!!! Punk picks Low Ki up and sets him up for a German Suplex but Low Ki reverses, AND LOCKS IN THE DRAGON CLUTCH, AND PUNK TAPS!!!!! LOW KI WINS AGAIN!!!!

Don Callis: DAMNIT!!!!! Alright, that’s it Low Ki… No more playing around, because you know why? THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!! SAMOA JOE!!!!!

The fans cheer as Samoa Joe sprints down the aisle and climbs in the ring. Low Ki and Joe stare each other down AND LOW KI FIRES THE FIRST SHOT WITH A CHOP AND JOE TAKES IT AND STARTS SLAPPING LOW KI AROUND!!!!! Joe takes Low Ki and forearms him into the corner and now picks him up. Low Ki perched at the top and Joe goes for him but LOW KI STARTS KICKING JOE IN THE HEAD!!!!! Low Ki now turns Joe around, AND LOCKS IN THE DRAGON CLUTCH BUT JOE USES HIS WEIGHT AND SMASHES KI IN THE CORNER!!!!! Joe once again picks Ki up and perches him on the turnbuckle. Joe now SLAPS Low Ki hard in the face AND NOW SETS HIM UP, MUSCLE BUSTER!!!!! MUSCLE BUSTER ON LOW KI!!!! Joe with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! LOW KI KICKED OUT OF IT!!!!! Joe gets back up and STARTS HITTING KAWADA KICKS!!!!! Ki is dazed AND NOW JOE LOCKS IN THE CHOKE!!!! HE’S GOT THE CHOKE LOCKED IN BUT LOW KI MAKES IT TO THE ROPES!!!! Joe gets off Low Ki and now brings him to the center of the ring and goes for a single leg crab but Low Ki KICKS HIS WAY OUT OF IT!!!!! Low Ki rolls to his feet, JOE WITH A LARIAT MISSES AND LOW KI DROPKICKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! Joe topples into the ropes and now Low Ki runs up AND DOUBLE KNEES JOE IN THE BACK!!!!!! Ki starts choking Joe in the ropes and now the ref breaks the hold. Low Ki grabs Joe and now brings him to the center of the ring and chops him a few times and now kicks him in the gut and sets him up, PILEDRIVER NO JOE BACK BODY DROPS HIM!!!!!! Low Ki gets back up to a knee, JOE NAILS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD!!!!! Low Ki falls and Joe covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! LOW KI KICKS OUT!!!!! Joe picks Low Ki back up and kicks him a few times and now runs to the ropes AND GOES FOR A LARIAT BUT LOW KI BLOCKS IT AND ROLLS JOE UP AND HOLDS THE TIGHTS, 1…2…3!!!!!! LOW KI STEALS THE WIN AND GETS TO GO TO THE FINALS!!!!!
Winner: Low Ki

Rating: 77%

(“Nitro” by Dick Dale starts up and the fans boo as Bud makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the cage and gets ready as the music fades into “Memory Lane” by Merciless and the fans give a mixed reaction as Dan Pandora makes his way down the aisle carrying his glass bat. He climbs in the cage and gets ready as the music fades)

~FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!!!!! TIME MARCHES ON!!!!!~

(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Nick Gage makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the cage and gets ready as the music fades)

Hardcore Cage Match, Winner Gets Brass Knuckles Title Shot: Bud vs. Dan Pandora vs. Nick Gage

The bell sounds and now Nick Gage runs up and starts beating down Dan Pandora while Bud quickly sets up a table in the corner. Bud now grabs a bat tied to the cage and runs over, AND NAILS GAGE IN THE BACK!!!!! Bud wraps the bat around Gages neck and starts choking him out AND NAILS A RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!!!!!! Pandora quickly grabs a light tube strung up by the cage, AND BLASTS IT OVER THE HEAD OF BUD!!!!! Bud is down and now Pandora picks up a chair and climbs the turnbuckle, AND HITS A CHAIRSAULT ON TOP OF BUD!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Pandora makes the cover, 1…2… GAGE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Gage starts pounding away on Pandora and now picks him up and shoves him against the cage. Gage now grabs a piece of broken light tube AND STARTS DIGGING IT INTO THE SKULL OF PANDORA!!!!! Pandora is starting to bleed from the forehead and now Gage turns him around and starts DIGGING HIS FLESH INTO THE CAGE!!!!! Bud is back up and picks up a staple gun AND STAPLES GAGE IN THE FOREHEAD!!!!! Gage holds his head in pain and now Bud grabs the arm of Gage, AND STAPLES HIS ARM!!!!!! Bud now picks Gage up and hits a slam and now grabs Pandora and tosses him in the corner AND HITS A DROPKICK IN THE FACE!!!! Bud now starts to climb up the cage but Pandora quickly grabs a ladder strung up from the cage AND TOSSES IT AT BUD NAILING HIM IN THE BACK!!!! Bud still on the cage now but Pandora starts climbing up and he grabs him and PULLS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!! Pandora climbs back inside the ring and now grabs the ladder AND NAILS GAGE OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Pandora sets up the ladder and now starts climbing up top. Pandora at the top now as Bud gets to his feet, PANDORA GOES FOR A DIVING CLOTHESLINE BUT BUD CATCHES HIM WITH AN X-FACTOR!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Bud turns Pandora over and covers, 1…2… PANDORA KICKS OUT!!!!!

Gage now back to his feet grabs a trash can from the cage AND NAILS BUD OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Gage puts Bud inside the trash can and now grabs the bat, AND STARTS BEATING HIM WITH IT!!!!! (Nick F’n Gage! Nick F’n Gage! Nick F’n Gage!) Gage takes the can off and covers, 1…2… PANDORA SAVES THE MATCH!!!!! Pandora starts punching Gage and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Gage comes back and ducks a clothesline from Pandora. Pandora turns around, GAGE GRABS HIM, CHOKEBREAKER!!!!! Gage with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! PANDORA KICKS OUT!!!!! Gage gets back up and kicks Pandora a few times and turns around, BUD GRABS HIM AND NAILS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Bud quickly covers Gage, 1…2…3 NO!!!!!! Bud starts throwing a fit and now picks up Pandora’s glass bat. Pandora gets to his feet, BUD SWINGS BUT PANDORA DUCKS AND NAILS A SUPERKICK!!!!! Bud backs into the corner and now Pandora picks up the bat AND RUNS UP AND NAILS BUD OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Pandora now picks Bud up, SIT OUT POWERBOMB ON THE GLASS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! GAGE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Gage starts stomping away on Pandora and now goes over and grabs the table and sets it up. Gage now grabs Pandora and puts him on the table and punches him a few times. Gage now climbs the cage and he’s all the way at the top. Gage looks on AND NOW HITS A FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE ON PANDORA!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Gage makes the cover again, 1…2…3 NO!!!! BUD BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Bud picks Gage up, PILEDRIVER ON THE GLASS!!!!! Bud now starts climbing the turnbuckle and now he turns around and starts climbing the cage. Bud’s almost at the top dripping blood and now Pandora is up and starts climbing up the cage. Bud is at the top BUT PANDORA GRABS HIS LEG AND STOPS HIM!!!!! Pandora climbs up the top and now starts pounding away at Bud but Bud is throwing right hands back at Pandora. Bud throws a right hand but Pandora blocks it, AND NAILS A BIG RIGHT HAND ON BUD AND BUD FLIPS TO THE FLOOR, AND INTO GAGE WHO NAILS A POWERBOMB!!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Pandora climbs over the cage and starts climbing down, GAGE HAS THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO PANDORA LEAPS OFF AND HITS THE FLOOR IN TIME!!!!!!
Winner: Dan Pandora via Escape

Rating: 83%

(Show fades with a bloody Pandora raising his hands in victory as Nick Gage is seen being pissed off inside the cage)

[FADE TO COPYRIGHT]

Overall Show Rating: 78%

HardcoreJay · June 10, 2006

Saturday, April 22nd 2006

We got a 1.93 rating for Genocide. The attendance level was 4,203 people.
We made $105,075 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

LOW KI NOW IN FINALS!!!!!

It was a bold move on Callis’ part to allow Low Ki to participate in the finals of the Lord Of The Rings Tournament, however it was a mistake for Callis to even think of doubting Low Ki’s abilities. He went through four guys Callis hand picked. He took out Austin Aries swiftly, he took out CM Punk afterwards, and in a hard hitting contest, managed to get through Samoa Joe, making Low Ki possibly the fan favorite now to win the tournament seeing how he’s got a free ticket to the finals. Will he win it?

Breaking News: Justice Pain SUSPENDED!!!!!!

Word got out that at Genocide prior to the show, Justice Pain got into an altercation with a few of the workers who shall remain nameless. It was a petty little argument that ensued with Justice Pain screaming at the top of his lungs at them, which later almost led into a fist fight but was dissolved thanks to Nick Gage, Justice Pain’s brother.

Management has seen fit to suspend Pain for a month, while Nick Gage will continue to work shows that he is booked on because he was the one to defuse the situation from it leading to further incidents.

Hardcore Jay and Chris Hero Not Finished?

Despite Chris Hero pulling out a big win, well cheap win, over the “Hardcore Icon” Hardcore Jay this week, Hardcore Jay is unhappy with what transpired and has told a few people that he wants Chris Hero in the ring again. When this rematch will happen however is the question at hand, and we’ll keep you posted.

FIRST ROUND LOTR ANNOUNCED!!!!!!

After careful thought and planning, PWK management has finally come out and have announced the first round matches for Lord Of The Rings. And the brackets are as follows;

Homicide vs. “American Dragon” Bryan Danielson

Jade Diamond vs. Sonjay Dutt

“Wild Child” Antonio Mason vs. Hardcore Jay

Jay Man vs. Christopher Daniels

And there you have it. Four of these men will make it to the semi finals, and only two of them will go onto the finals to meet Low Ki and have a chance to not only win the tournament, but to also earn a World Title shot at the next Pay Per View, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

Breakout Card For April 25th

Tag Team Title Match
Backseat Boyz © vs. ???

Brass Knuckles Title Match
“The Franchise” Ares © vs. Dan Pandora

Juniorweight Title Match
Matt Hardy © vs. Charlie Thriller

Jeff Hardy vs. Xavier

Tag Team
Dustin Iler/Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Hart Foundation 2K6

Main Event: Non Title
DRH vs. Tyrant

Genocide Card For April 28th

Tag Team
Jay Lethal/Mark Briscoe vs. The Blackout

Debut Match
Will Storm vs. Paul London

Nick Berk vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Tag Team
Kash Money vs. The Hardy Boyz

4 Way Dance, Non Title
Nikita Sputnik vs. Chris Hero vs. AJ Styles vs. Austin Aries

Main Event, Tag Team
The Rottweilers (Homicide/Low Ki) vs. CM Punk/Samoa Joe

PWK Presents: LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!
Live April 30th at the PWK Arena

1st Round
Homicide vs. “American Dragon” Bryan Danielson

1st Round
Jay Man vs. Christopher Daniels

1st Round
“Wild Child” Antonio Mason vs. “The Hardcore Icon” Hardcore Jay

1st Round
“The DRAW” Jade Diamond vs. Sonjay Dutt

2nd Round
??? vs. ???

2nd Round
??? vs. ???

World Title Match: Falls Count Anywhere
Raven vs. DRH ©

LOTR Finals
??? vs. ???

HardcoreJay · June 13, 2006

Tuesday, April 25th 2006

(“Mister Self Destruct” by Nine Inch Nails starts up and the fans boo as Dustin Iler makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Black Helicopters” by Non Phixion and the fans start booing as Gabriel Octavo Marquez makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~THIS RAP GAME, THIS RAP GAME, I AIN’T SELLIN MY SOUL FOR THIS RAP GAME!!!!!~

(“Rap Game” by 50 Cent and D12 starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Jack Evans and Teddy Hart make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Gabriel Octavo Marquez/Dustin Iler vs. Hart Foundation 2K6

Teddy and Marquez start things out and Teddy takes Marquez lock up and Teddy takes him over with an arm drag. Teddy holds the move but now Marquez handsprings to his feet and locks an arm ringer on Teddy. Teddy rolls on the mat and comes back up and turns Marquez around and goes for a back suplex but Marquez flisp to his feet. Marquez grabs Teddy, ROLL UP, 1… Marquez quickly gets up and grabs the legs of Teddy, TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!!! Marquez holds the move and now Teddy crawls over and grabs the rope. Marquez picks Teddy up and chops him a few times and now tosses him to the corner. Marquez runs up, TEDDY nails him with a kick to the stomach and leaps SPIKE DDT!!!!! Teddy with the cover, 1…2, Marquez kicks out. Teddy gets up and tags in Evans. Evans comes in and pounds away on Marquez and now shoots him to the corner. Evans runs up, Marquez elbows Evans and now forearms him to the ropes and shoots him to the other side. Evans comes back, MARQUEZ PICKS HIM UP BUT EVANS DROPKICKS HIM!!!!! Marquez gets back up and now Evans takes him and tosses him to the far side and Iler tags himself in. Marquez comes back, Evans kicks him in the gut, BACKFLIP KICK TO THE FACE!!!!! Evans gets back up, ILER COMES IN AND NAILS HIM WITH A LARIAT AND EVANS GETS KNOCKED FOR A LOOP!!!! Iler with the quick cover, 1…2… Evans kicks out. Iler picks Evans back up and forearms him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Evans comes back and leaps over a ducking Iler, AND HITS A BACKFLIP ENZIGURI ON ILER!!!!! Evans gets up and runs to the ropes, FLIPPING SENTON!!!! Evans gets to his feet, AND HITS THE ODE TO BLITZKRIEG!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Evans covers, 1…2… ILER KICKS OUT!!!!!

Evans picks Iler back up and forearms him to the corner and makes the tag to Teddy. Teddy starts climbing the turnbuckle and now Evans goes for a back breaker but Iler counters and tosses Evans in the corner and crotches Teddy Hart. Iler now shoots Evans to the far side and Evans hits the corner. Iler runs up, NAILS A SPLASH in the corner and tags in Marquez. Marquez comes in and runs up the turnbuckle with Teddy, AND HITS A BIG HURRICANRANA!!!!! Marquez with the cover, 1…2… TEDDY KICKS OUT!!!! Marquez picks Hart back up and chops him to the ropes. Marquez shoots Teddy to the far side and Teddy comes back, kick by Marquez, AND MARQUEZ HITS A BRAINBUSTER!!!!! Marquez with the cover, 1…2, EVANS breaks the count. Marquez picks Teddy back up and shoots him to the corner. Marquez runs up, TEDDY NAILS A KICK RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!! Teddy now runs up, CLOTHESLINE from Hart. Hart gets back up and runs to the ropes, LIONSAULT, 1…2… ILER BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! Teddy gets back up and tags in Evans. Evans grabs Marquez and holds him up, Teddy runs to the ropes, HART ATTACK!!!!! THEY HIT THE HART ATTACK!!!!! Evans with the cover, 1…2… ILER breaks the count. Iler hammers away on Evans and now drags Marquez over to their corner and tags himself in. Teddy comes in and goes for a clothesline but Iler blocks it and turns him around, RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS TEDDY OUT OF THE RING!!!! Jack Evans is left alone, Iler picks him up, OJAI VALLEY DRIVER (DVD) 1…2…3!!!!!
Winners: Dustin Iler/Gabriel Octavo Marquez via Ojai Valley Driver

Rating: 85%

(The scene fades backstage where Low Ki is standing by)

Low Ki: Don Callis… You tried to put one over on me a few nights ago. You chose some of the best in this industry to try to take me out, and I beat em all. I beat Austin Aries and I didn’t even break a SWEAT!!!!! CM Punk, hell, if he didn’t take drugs before, he should start taking them now to cure the headaches that I’ve made him have… And Samoa Joe… Samoa Joe I’ve already now beaten twice. As far as you go Callis, IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT!!!!! But why should I be mad at you Callis? You got me into the finals of the Lord Of The Rings, I should be thanking you. But instead, I’m gonna thank myself, because in the finals of the tournament, I don’t care who it is, I’m walking out of that arena, with my World Title shot guarantee.

Oh really….

(Homicide walks into the picture and stares at Low Ki)

Homicide: I don’t think you even bothered to notice brotha, but I’m in this fucking tournament too. You gonna go to the finals with me, and kick my ass?

Low Ki: It’s not even like that man.

Homicide: So what you sayin then? You sayin I ain’t even gonna make it to the finals?

Low Ki: I’m not sayin that either.

Homicide: So what you sayin then?

Low Ki: All I’m sayin is that I’m in the finals, and since I got a free ride, nobody is gonna stop me from taking my shot at the World Title.

Homicide: Oh it’s like that huh?

Low Ki: Yeah, it’s like that.

Homicide: Yeah we’ll see.

(Homicide walks off with Low Ki staring him down)

Rating: 67%

(“The Passportal” by Team Sleep starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Xavier makes his way down the aisle. Xavier climbs inside the ring and raises his arms in an X symbol on the turnbuckle as the music fades into “Tourniquet” by Marilyn Manson and the fans cheer as Jeff Hardy makes his way out through the curtain jumping up and down and swinging his legs. Jeff quickly sprints down the aisle and slides inside the ring and keeps playing to the fans as the music fades)

Xavier vs. Jeff Hardy

Xavier and Jeff lock up and Xavier locks Jeff in a headlock. Jeff is able to pick Xavier up but Xavier uses his weight to take Jeff down to the mat with the move held on tight. Xavier applies more pressure and now turns Hardy over on his stomach, AND STARTS KNEEING HIM IN THE HEAD!!!! Xavier gets to his feet and now Hardy starts getting up, XAVIER KICKS HARDY HARD IN THE CHEST!!!! Hardy topples back and now Xavier picks him up and chops him to the ropes. Xavier whips Hardy to the far side. Hardy comes back, AND BACKFLIPS OVER A DUCKING XAVIER!!!!! Xavier turns around, Hardy kicks him in the gut but Xavier catches him, MULE KICK FROM HARDY!!!!! (Cheers) Hardy gets back up and stomps away on Xavier. Hardy now slams Xavier on the mat and runs to the ropes, SNAP LEG DROP!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2… Xavier kicks out. Hardy now locks on a sleeper but Xavier makes it to the ropes. Xavier holds on and now Hardy gets off and goes back after him, BUT XAVIER THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Xavier showboats and now slides outside the ring and starts to stomp on Hardy. Xavier grabs Hardy, AND TOSSES HIM IN THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! Xavier starts to showboat more and now walks over to a few fans and starts talking smack, but now Hardy is up, HARDY RUNS AND LEAPS UP ON THE GUARDRAIL AND HITS A FLIP ON TOP OF XAVIER!!!!! (Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!) Jeff grabs Xavier and now tosses him back inside the ring. Hardy climbs inside but Xavier is back up and nails him with a few forearms and now tosses Hardy to the ropes. Hardy bounces off and comes back and ducks a clothesline from Xavier. Xavier turns around and Hardy goes for a punch but Xavier blocks it, AND NAILS A REVERSE STO ON HARDY!!!!! Xavier rolls Hardy over, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!

Xavier rolls Hardy back over and now locks in a single leg crab, BUT NOW TURNS IT INTO AN STF!!!! Hardy is trying to make it to the ropes, AND HE MAKES IT!!!! Xavier breaks the hold and now grabs the leg of Jeff and brings him back to the center. Xavier picks Jeff up and grabs him from behind but Jeff elbows his way out of it and turns around, SIT OUT JAWBREAKER!!!! Jeff with the cover, 1…2… Xavier gets the shoulder up. Jeff picks Xavier up and chops him a few times and now runs to the ropes AND HITS FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Jeff gets up and grabs the legs of Xavier, AND HITS A LEG DROP TO THE GROIN!!!! Jeff with the cover again, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Jeff picks Xavier back up but Xavier starts fighting back and puts Jeff in the corner AND NAILS HIM WITH SOME MUY THAI KICKS!!!!! Jeff is rocked and now Xavier nails a scoop slam and now points to the top rope. Xavier climbs up top, 450 SPLASH, 1…2…3 FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!! JEFF GOT THE FOOT ON THE ROPES AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! Xavier argues with the referee and now goes back to work on Hardy. He picks Jeff up and he calls for the Kiss Your X Goodbye. He sets Jeff up, KISS YOUR X NO JEFF REVERSES, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP FROM JEFF, AND HE ROLLS UP AND DRAPES HIS LEGS OVER XAVIER’S, 1…2…3!!!!
Winner: Jeff Hardy via pinning combination

Rating: 67%

(The scene fades backstage where Ares is conducting an interview when Dan Pandora suddenly runs in and starts attacking him starting their match)

Brass Knuckles Title: “The Franchise” Ares vs. Dan Pandora

Pandora nails Ares with a few right hands and takes him down the hallway and TOSSES HIM AGAINST A WALL!!!! Pandora quickly grabs a trash can, AND DECKS ARES OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! Ares topples against a door and now Pandora runs AND KICKS BUT ARES MOVES!!!!! Pandora kicks the door open and now Ares starts hammering Pandora through the door AND THEY’RE IN THE PARKING LOT!!!! Ares takes Pandora AND SMACKS HIS HEAD AGAINST A DUMPSTER!!!! Ares quickly picks up a metal chain that’s on the ground and wraps it up around his fist, AND NAILS PANDORA IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Pandora topples to the ground and now Ares mounts him AND STARTS POUNDING AWAY AT HIS FOREHEAD WITH THAT CHAIN!!!!! Pandora’s head is busted open and now Ares covers, 1…2… PANDORA KICKS OUT!!!!! Ares picks Pandora up and now tosses him into the loading dock door. Ares now runs up, PANDORA PICKS HIM UP AND TOSSES HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE DOOR!!!!! Ares head bangs against the door and now he drops the chain and now Pandora grabs it AND STARTS CHOKING ARES WITH IT!!!!! Ares is lifeless now as he topples to the ground. Pandora starts stomping him and now goes over and looks inside the dumpster AND PULLS OUT A 2X4!!!!! Ares starts to get back up BUT PANDORA NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE 2X4!!!!! Ares is busted open and now Pandora covers, 1…2… ARES GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!

Pandora keeps pounding on Ares and now picks him up and takes him over to a car. Pandora smacks Ares a few times and now SHOVES HIM INTO THE CAR DOOR!!!!! Pandora starts choking him out with his boot and now he grabs him AND SLAMS HIM ON THE TRUNK OF THE CAR!!!!! Pandora covers him, 1…2… Ares kicks out. Pandora pounds away on the open wound of Ares and now he drags him off the trunk, AND GIVES HIM A NECKBREAKER ON THE CONCRETE!!!!! Pandora covers again, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Pandora is pissed and now grabs Ares and sets him up against the car. Pandora takes a few steps back and runs at Ares, HE GOES FOR A SPEAR BUT ARES MOVES AND SENDS HIM HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW!!!!! PANDORA’S FACE JUST BECAME A CRIMSON MASK AND NOW ARES GRABS HIM, POWERSLAM ON THE CONCRETE, 1…2…3!!!!! ARES RETAINS THE TITLE!!!!!!
Winner and Still Brass Knuckles Champion: Ares via Powerslam

Rating: 94%

(The scene fades backstage where Jay Man is standing by)

Jay Man: I know I’m here tonight in South Philly at Breakout, but I didn’t come here for a match. Truth be told, I came here tonight to send a message. And that message is strictly for the Lord Of The Rings participants, ESPECIALLY Christopher Daniels. Chris Daniels, me and you have been going at this thing since back in July. And yeah you’ve probably gotten the best of me, but this coming Sunday night, when we step in the ring for the first round of the tournament, one of us has to go, and I’ll be damned if it’s gonna be me that has to walk out of this arena knowing that you’re moving onto the semi finals. It ain’t gonna happen Daniels. A couple weeks ago I was out with a broken nose, could’ve competed sure, but the docs warned me that any further damage could probably force me into retirement, and there’s a lot of years left in me, believe that. But for those couple weeks that I had to sit at home and watch you parade around this company, getting cheap wins over guys that I know can kick your ass, it made me sick to my stomach. But come Sunday, my stomach isn’t gonna be sick… It’s gonna be hungry. Hungry for beating you, and hungry to make it to the finals and win this tournament. But I’m not focused on the semi finals or the finals, I’m focused on one thing, and one things only, and that’s beating you Daniels, see ya Sunday.

Rating: 99%

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as the Backseat Boyz make their way down the aisle carrying they’re Tag Team Titles. They climb inside the ring and Trent Acid grabs a microphone as the music fades)

Trent Acid: HELLOOOOOOO NEW JERSEY!!!!!

(Boos)

Trent Acid: Well I don’t give a shit where we are, just as long as you people know, THAT ONCE AGAIN, WE’RE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS BABY WOOOO!!!!!

(Boos)

Trent Acid: So I think you all know why we’re here tonight, we’re here because APPARENTLY, there’s a tag team in the back that’s gonna be challenging us for our titles. Who the hell is trying to challenge us? Is it Kash Money? Who cares, we’ll beat em. Is it the Second City Saints? Who care’s we’ll beat em. You know what, just bring their asses out here so we can beat them quickly, cuz after all, we’ve got OTHER companies to work for, with better stars than this hellhole.

(Acid drops the mic and they get ready to fight, AND THE DUDLEY’S HIT THE RING THROUGH THE CROWD AND START BEATING THEM DOWN!!!!!)

Rating: 74%

Tag Team Title Match: Backseat Boyz © vs. Dudley Boyz

Bubba and D-Von start pounding away on the Backseat Boyz and now D-Von tosses Johnny Kashmere out of the ring. D-Von goes after him and now Bubba grabs Trent Acid and NAILS A PILEDRIVER!!!!! Bubba with the cover, 1…2, Acid kicks out. On the outside D-Von picks Kashmere up and tosses him against the guardrail. D-Von slides inside now and Trent Acid gets to his feet, D-Von picks him up in a back suplex, AND BUBBA HITS A REVERSE NECKBREAKER!!!!! Bubba with the cover, 1…2… ACID gets the shoulder up. Bubba picks Acid up and takes him to the corner and tags in D-Von. D-Von comes in and starts pounding away on Acid and now shoots him to the ropes. Acid comes back, D-Von ducks down and ACID kicks him in the face. Acid now hits a scoop slam and runs to the ropes AND HITS AN ELBOW coming back. Acid with the cover, 1… NOT even a 2 count. Acid starts stomping away on D-Von and now runs up, BIG FOREARM INTO BUBBA RAY!!!! Bubba tries to come in but the referee stops him and now the Backseat Boyz are in double teaming away on D-Von. They pick D-Von up and shoot him to the corner. Kashmere runs up, CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Kashmere gets off and Acid runs up, YAKUZA KICK IN THE CORNER!!!!! D-Von falls on his face and now Acid rolls him over and covers, 1…2, BUBBA breaks the count. Acid gets up and makes the tag to Kashmere. Kashmere comes in and boots D-Von and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Kashmere ducks down, AND D-VON RUNS UP AND NAILS A SNAP DDT!!!!! D-Von covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

D-Von picks Kashmere up and now makes the tag to Bubba. Bubba comes in, SNAP JAB, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER, AND NAILS A BIONIC ELBOW!!!! Kashmere backs into the corner and now Bubba chops him to the ropes and shoots him the other way but Kashmere reverses and sends Bubba. Bubba bounces off and comes back AND TAKES KASHMERE DOWN WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!!!!! Bubba picks Kashmere back up, POWERBOMB, 1…2… ACID BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! Bubba picks Kashmere up and just shoves him in his corner and tells him to tag Acid. Acid tags himself in and runs at Bubba with a lariat BUT IT MISSES AND BUBBA NAILS THE BUBBA BOMB!!!!! Acid leaps up and holds his back in pain and now Bubba grabs him and tosses him to the ropes. Acid comes back, BACK BODY DROP!!!! Bubba with the cover, 1…2… Acid kicks out. Bubba picks Acid back up and Acid starts coming back and nails Bubba with a few right hands and now shoots him to the corner, AND KASHMERE STARTS CHOKING HIM OUT!!!!! D-Von tries to come in, BUT ACID NAILS HIM WITH A YAKUZA KICK!!!!! The referee is checking up on D-Von as he rolls out of the ring, ACID KICKS BUBBA IN THE NUTS!!!! Bubba turns around, AND KASHMERE NAILS HIM WITH A KICK AS WELL!!!!! Acid now rolls him up, COVER 1…2…3!!!!! THE BACKSEAT BOYZ HAVE STOLEN THIS ONE!!!!!
Winners And Still Tag Team Champions: The Backseat Boyz

Rating: 90%

~CUZ THIS IS THRILLER!!!!!~

(“Thriller” by Michael Jackson starts up and the fans boo as Charlie Thriller makes his way down the aisle. Thriller slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~AWAKEN YOU!!!!!! WITH A LITTLE EVIL INSIDE!!!!!~

(“Awaken” by Disturbed starts up and the fans cheer as Matt Hardy makes his way down the aisle carrying the Juniorweight Title around his shoulder. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Juniorweight Title: Charlie Thriller vs. Matt Hardy ©

Thriller and Hardy lock up and Thriller takes down Hardy with a wasit lock takedown and comes up and locks on a headlock. Hardy starts to get back to his feet and now Thriller goes behind and wraps Hardy up, FULL NELSON FACE SLAM!!!!! Thriller with the cover, 1…2, Hardy kicks out. Thriller picks Hardy up and chops him to the corner and now perches him up top. Thriller climbs up top and attempts a superplex BUT HARDY SHOVES HIM OFF!!!! Thriller gets to his feet, AND HARDY LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A SWINGING DDT!!!!! (Claps) Hardy crawls over and covers, 1…2… Thriller kicks out. Hardy picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Thriller comes back and gets nailed by a kick from Hardy and now Hardy hits a snap suplex. Hardy gets back up and now positions Thriller and now goes to the corner. Hardy leaps up on the turnbuckle, SNAP LEG DROP!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Hardy picks Thriller up and tosses him to the ropes. Thriller comes back and ducks a clothesline from Hardy AND QUICKLY NAILS A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX!!!!! Thriller gets back to his feet and plays to the crowd and now turns Hardy over AND NOW LOCKS IN A SURFBOARD!!!!! Hardy is in some pain and now Thriller finally releases the hold.

Thriller starts stomping Hardy and now picks him back up and nails an uppercut. Thriller now whips Hardy to the far side BUT HARDY COUNTERS AND HITS THE SIDE EFFECT!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Hardy gets back up and now locks in a boston crab. Thriller in pain now but finally makes it to the ropes. Hardy picks Thriller back up and Thriller starts fighting back and now shoots Hardy to the corner. Hardy hits hard and now Thriller runs up and Hardy goes for a kick BUT THRILLER GRABS HIM AND NAILS A SITOUT POWERBOMB, 1…2… HARDY KICKS OUT!!!! Thriller starts talking smack and now picks Hardy back up and nails a piledriver. Thriller covers again, 1…2, HARDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! Thriller starts pounding away on Hardy and now shoots him to the ropes. Hardy bounces off and comes back and ducks a clothesline from Thriller. Thriller turns around and blocks a right hand from Hardy, NOW PICKS HIM UP AND HE’S GOING FOR THE SPIN CYCLE (Airplane Face Plant) BUT HARDY COUNTERS AND HITS THE TWIST OF FATE!!!!! Hardy with the cover, 1…2…3 NO BUD SLIDES IN AND NAILS HARDY FOR THE DQ!!!!

Bud continues to beat down on Matt, BUT HERE COMES JEFF WITH A CHAIR!!!! Jeff slides inside the ring and goes to nail Bud but he quickly slides outside the ring and runs for safety along with Thriller. Jeff helps Matt to his feet and the two talk trash to the Widowmakers.
Winner And Still Juniorweight Champion: Matt Hardy via DQ

Rating: 95%

(The Widowmakers make their way back up the ramp when Kid Kash walks out carrying a microphone)

Kid Kash: Hey, hey, guys, listen Jade wants to see you two in the back, don’t worry, you’re not in trouble or anything but he’s got something he wants to discuss with ya…

(Bud and Thriller make their way backstage as Kid Kash stays on the ramp)

Kid Kash: You know… If it’s not one Hardy I hate, it’s two Hardy’s… Matt, I’ll make it short and sweet, that title should NOT be on your waist right now. My boy Thriller had your ass beat, I know it, you know it, your brother knows it, AND ALL THESE PEOPLE KNOW IT!!!!!

(Boos)

Kid Kash: But you know, now that I think about it… Maybe it’s best that Thriller didn’t beat you… Because what he just did, was soften your ass up for the man that IS going to take that title from you, ME!!!! See Matt, I know me and Money got a little tag match this Friday night on Genocide… And I know that it’s just gonna be the same old stuff between us, namely us kicking your asses… But how about we go ahead and make a little deal… That being if me and Money beat you two, which we will… Then at Breakout, you put that title on the line against me….

(Matt grabs a microphone)

Matt Hardy: You want a shot at this title? You want it that bad Kid Kash? Fine, you got a deal. Friday night, if you and your boy EZ Money beat me and my brother, you get your shot at this title.

Kid Kash: It’s on then bitch.

(Kid Kash drops the mic and walks off)

Rating: 76%

(The camera fades backstage where Raven and the Church Of The Macabre are standing by)

Raven: It’s no secret that on Sunday night, may just be the final night of my career in professional wrestling. Sunday night, may be the last time any of you will ever see me again. And why is that you ask? Because on Sunday night, I vow, I make the promise to you, and to myself, that I will stop at NOTHING in order to see that DRH loses that World Heavyweight Title. I am going to willingly sacrifice myself for the good of the Church, and I am going to throw myself at the lions if you will, so that I can show the world, that the Church Of The Macabre, is without a doubt the only stable that matters here in Pro Wrestling KING. Because we are. Daniel Reed Helton… Your Trinity is getting weaker by the day. Jonas Testament has all the power in his hands, and he doesn’t use them, while I have followers doing whatever it is I tell them to do, for the good of the Church. John Bay… He’s got all this talent inside of him, but yet all of his talents have only made him fail at reaching the goals that he has set for himself, that being one of the three guys to ever have a chance at holding the World Heavyweight Title. When the company first opened its doors, John Bay was the one that went all the way into the finals of the World Title Tournament, only to lose to Low Ki. And with every other chances he’s had. He has failed. And you Daniel. You are the biggest failure of them all. Because at first when you became the World Champion at To Live And Let Die, you won that title strictly because John Bay and Jonas Testament helped you out, when AJ Styles had you beaten. And ever since you won that title, you’ve been receiving help from them ever since. Well there won’t be any help for you at Lord Of The Rings Daniel. My Church will see to it that none of your little friends help you escape the misery, the pain, and the suffering that is Raven. Tonight is just a taste of things to come, when my follower Tyrant steps inside that ring with you… And he beats you within an inch of your life. But he won’t get rid of you just yet DRH… Because my Church wants to see you suffer at my hands… And you will suffer DRH… You will suffer… Quote the Raven… Nevermore.

Rating: 96%

~I LOVE IT LOUD!!!!! I WANNA HEAR IT LOUD, RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!!~

(“I Love It Loud” by KISS starts up and the fans boo as Tyrant makes his way down the aisle. Tyrant climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop and the Stooges starts up and the fans boo as Daniel Reed Helton makes his way down the aisle carrying the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder. He climbs inside the ring and stares down Tyrant as the music fades)

Non Title: Tyrant vs. Daniel Reed Helton

Tyrant and Helton go to the center of the ring and Helton has to look up at the size difference compared to him and Tyrant, with Tyrant being at least 2-3 more inches taller. Tyrant talks smack to him and now shoves him and DRH shoves him back, AND TYRANT BITCH SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN!!!! (You Got Bitch Slapped! You Got Bitch Slapped! You Got Bitch Slapped!) DRH starts getting back up but Tyrant starts pounding away on him. Tyrant grabs DRH by the hair AND LIFTS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM ON THE MAT!!!! Tyrant starts giving the boots to him and now picks him up and tosses him HARD into the corner. Tyrant starts choking him out with his boot and now the ref makes him break it up. Tyrant goes back to work on him now and tosses him to the ropes. DRH comes back and ducks under a big boot from Tyrant AND NOW LEAPS UP AND LOCKS ON A SLEEPER!!!!! Tyrant is staggering but now USES HIS WEIGHT AND SQUASHES DRH IN THE CORNER!!!!! Tyrant now picks DRH on the turnbuckle AND DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO CLIMB UP AS HE SUPERPLEXES DRH!!!!! Tyrant with the cover, 1…2… DRH gets the shoulder up. Tyrant picks DRH up again and now shoots him to the ropes. DRH comes back AND TYRANT PICKS HIM UP AND HITS A FREE FALL FLAPJACK!!!! DRH is in pain and now Tyrant picks him up again, GUT WRENCH POWERBOMB, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DRH GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Tyrant turns DRH over AND NOW STEPS ON HIS BACK!!!!! HE’S CRUSHING HIS RIBS AND NOW LEAPS UP AND SITS DOWN ON THE BACK OF DRH!!!!! Tyrant picks DRH up and now puts him in a bearhug. DRH is trying to fight out of it, AND NOW HE’S RAKING THE EYES OF TYRANT!!!!! Tyrant finally lets him go and DRH is punching away at him. DRH now runs to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD SPINNING HEEL KICK BUT TYRANT DOESN’T GO DOWN!!!!!

Tyrant backs himself into the ropes and now DRH runs up, TYRANT LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER BUT DRH LANDS ON THE APRON!!!! Tyrant turns around, FOREARM SHOT by DRH!!!! Tyrant backs up a few inches, DRH HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK THAT TAKES HIM DOWN!!!!! DRH now with the quick cover, 1…2, TYRANT TOSSES HIM OFF!!!!! DRH kicks and stomps away on Tyrant on the mat and now starts picking him up again but Tyrant starts fighting back and sends DRH in the corner. DRH hits hard and now Tyrant runs up, BIG SPLASH MISSES!!!!! DRH kicks Tyrant in the gut, EPILEPSY DDT!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!! DRH continues to kick Tyrant and now picks him up and chops him to the ropes. DRH whips Tyrant to the ropes and Tyrant comes back to a ducking DRH and KICKS HIM in the mouth. Tyrant runs back to the ropes, RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!!!! DRH is down and now Tyrant with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!! Raven is coming down the aisle and now Tyrant sees him and smiles. Tyrant picks DRH up and takes him to the ropes and holds him for Raven to talk smack to him. Raven says the end is near and now he nods to Tyrant and Tyrant brings him back in the center of the ring, AND PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS THE LAST REGRET (Powerbomb/Chokeslam Combination) AND COVERS, 1…2…3!!!!!!
Winner: Tyrant via Last Regret

Rating: 80%

(Show fades with Raven standing over top DRH holding the World Title. He then places the belt on DRH and walks off as the show comes to a close)

[FADE TO COPYRIGHT]

Overall Show Rating: 83%

HardcoreJay · June 13, 2006

Wednesday, April 26th 2006

We got a 2.16 rating for Breakout. The attendance level was 4,209 people. We made $105,225 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Low Ki And Homicide To Split Up?

With the recent altercation last night on Breakout, there is rumors flying that Homicide and Low Ki will be splitting up the Rottweilers due to the fact that Homicide and Low Ki are both now in the Lord Of The Rings Tournament, with Low Ki already in the finals, and Homicide claiming he’s going to get to the finals. Homicide hasn’t been favored to win the tournament, or make it to the finals, but if in fact he does make it to the finals, there is going to be a lot of tension running high between Low Ki and Homicide, so if that’s the case, look for the two of them to split up and possibly have a feud brewing between them.

Next Best Of Seven Series Match Between Danielson and King Announced

The third match between Bryan Danielson and Drayton King in the Best Of 7 Series has been announced for May 21st at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath PPV.

With this in mind, these two will definitely be heating up the rivalry over the next couple of weeks, however they will not be fighting each other in any match up until then.

Dudley Boyz and Backseat Boyz To Start Up A Feud?

Since the Backseat Boyz cheated their way to keep the Tag Team Titles last night, expect the Dudley Boyz to be highly pissed off at them to the point where they’re going to be making their lives a living hell because of it.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!

Genocide Card For April 28th

Tag Team
Jay Lethal/Mark Briscoe vs. The Blackout

Debut Match
Will Storm vs. Paul London

Nick Berk vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Tag Team, If Kash Money Wins, Kid Kash Gets Title Shot
Kash Money vs. Hardy Boyz

4 Way Dance, Non Title
Nikita Sputnik vs. Chris Hero vs. AJ Styles vs. Austin Aries

Main Event, Tag Team
CM Punk/Samoa Joe vs. The Rottweilers

PWK Presents: LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!

1st Round
Homicide vs. Bryan Danielson

1st Round
Jay Man vs. Christopher Daniels

1st Round
“Wild Child” Antonio Mason vs. “The Hardcore Icon” Hardcore Jay

1st Round
“The Draw” Jade Diamond vs. Sonjay Dutt

2nd Round
??? vs. ???

2nd Round
??? vs. ???

World Title: Falls Count Anywhere
Raven vs. DRH ©

LOTR Finals
??? vs. ???

HardcoreJay · June 19, 2006

Hey, hope this ain't against the rules, but just wanted you guys to know that I went on a vacation and I just got home, show should be up within the next hour or so.

HardcoreJay · June 19, 2006

Friday, April 28th 2006

~YEAH, YOU PUSH IT!!!! YEAH, YOU PUSH IT!!!!!~

(“Push It” by Static X starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Lethal and Mark Briscoe make their way down the aisle. They step inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME, NIGGA ACKS ABOUT, NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME!!!!!~

(“I’m A Hustla” by Cassidy starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as the Blackout make their way down the aisle. Ruckus and Sabian climb inside the ring and start talking trash to Briscoe and Lethal as the music fades)

Jay Lethal/Mark Briscoe vs. The Blackout

Mark Briscoe and Ruckus start things out with a collar elbow tie up and Mark takes Ruckus down with a headlock takeover but Ruckus gets out of it using his feet to pull Mark down. Mark now tries to come up on Ruckus, AND RUCKUS TAKES A SMALL HOP OFF THE MAT AND PILEDRIVES HIM!!!! Ruckus drops Briscoe and now climbs to his feet, AND HITS A BACKFLIP ONTOP OF HIM, 1…2, Mark kicks out. Ruckus picks him up and now tosses him to the ropes, Mark comes back and Ruckus picks him up, BUT MARK COMES BACK DOWN NAILING AN ARM DRAG!!!!! Ruckus gets back up, MARK CATCHES HIM WITH ANOTHER ARM DRAG!!!! Both back up and Mark goes for a hip toss BUT RUCKUS FLIPS OVER AND NAILS AN ARM DRAG OF HIS OWN!!!!! (Claps) Mark slides outside the ring and now Ruckus runs up, CARTWHEEL BACKFLIP ON MARK BRISCOE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) In the ring Sabian is beating down on Lethal and now tosses Lethal to the ropes, Lethal comes back and ducks a clothesline, AND HITS A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ON RUCKUS AND MARK BRISCOE!!!!! (Claps) Jay Lethal now climbs up the turnbuckle and perches himself at the top, BIG DIVING PLANCHA ON EVERYBODY!!!!! Mark Briscoe is back up and now he’s climbing up the turnbuckle. He perches himself on the top, SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON EVERYBODY!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Mark quickly picks up Ruckus and tosses him in the ring. Mark gets back inside and picks him up, AND NAILS AN INVERTED PILEDRIVER!!!!! Mark covers, 1…2… SABIAN BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! The ref gains control and now Mark picks Ruckus up and tosses him to the corner but Ruckus reverses and sends Mark. Mark hits the corner and now Ruckus runs up, MARK PICKS HIM UP AND OVER, RUCKUS lands on the apron and tags Sabian in the process. Mark goes for a punch but Ruckus blocks and slaps him in the face, AND SABIAN WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!!!! Sabian covers, 1…2, Mark kicks out.

Sabian picks Mark up and tosses him in the corner and Mark makes the tag to Lethal. Sabian and Lethal go to lock up, BUT SABIAN KICKS him in the thigh and NOW LETHAL STARTS FIGHTING BACK WITH KICKS OF HIS OWN!!!!! Lethal backs Sabian in the ropes and tosses him to the far side, Sabian comes back, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Lethal covers, 1…2, Ruckus saves the match. Lethal picks Sabian back up and now shoots him to the corner. Lethal runs up, SABIAN kicks him in the face. Sabian leaps to the top AND COMES OFF WITH A HEADSCISSORS!!!!! Sabian gets back up BUT RUNS INTO A BIG LARIAT FROM LETHAL!!!!!! Lethal with the cover, 1…2, Ruckus makes the save again, AND KICKS LETHAL in the head for good measure. Sabian starts getting up as is Lethal. Lethal on his feet and Sabian runs up, AND NAILS A KNEE TO THE FACE OF LETHAL!!!! Sabian grabs Lethal now and HE NAILS A CUT THROAT LUNG BLOWER, 1…2… MARK breaks the count. Sabian picks Lethal up and tags in Ruckus. Ruckus and Sabian now pound away on Lethal in the corner and now Ruckus picks him up, AND SLAMS HIM DOWN HARD!!!! Sabian leaps up top, DOUBLE STOMP!!!!! Ruckus leaps on the turnbuckle, GOES FOR A 720 MOONSAULT BUT LETHAL MOVES!!!!! Lethal leaps up, SUPERKICK ON SABIAN!!!! Lethal leaps over, TAG TO MARK!!!!! Mark comes in and starts cleaning house on the Blackout. He knocks Sabian for a loop, then Ruckus, then Sabian. Ruckus is back up, MARK KICKS HIM HARD IN THE FACE!!!! Mark covers, 1…2, SABIAN BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Sabian starts hammering away on Mark, Lethal comes in and grabs Sabian from behind, RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!! Sabian goes out to the floor and Lethal follows. In the ring Ruckus is stomping away on Mark and now the referee is having a word with Ruckus, AND JAY BRISCOE IS IN THE RING WITH A CHAIR!!!! Jay aiming for Mark SWINGS AND A MISS!!!! Jay turns around, MARK HITS A DROPKICK ON JAY AND TAKES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Ruckus runs up for a clothesline, MARK DUCKS AND PICKS HIM UP, CUT THROAT SUPLEX, 1…2…3!!!!!

Mark Briscoe and Lethal are celebrating the win and now Jay Briscoe in the ring with the Blackout and Jay is talking smack to his brother. Jay turns around AND THE BLACKOUT START ATTACKING HIM!!!!! Ruckus grabs him as does Sabian, ASSISTED HATE CRIME ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!
Winners: Jay Lethal/Mark Briscoe via Cut Throat Suplex

Rating: 86%

(A video is played for Lord Of The Rings highlighting Jade Diamond)

Rating: 96%

(“South Texas Death Ride” by Union Underground starts up and the fans cheer as Paul London makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~FOLLOW THE GOD THAT FAILED!!!!!~

(“The God That Failed” by Metallica starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Will Storm makes his way down the aisle. Storm slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Paul London vs. Will Storm

London and Storm lock up and neither find an advantage and break up. London and Storm now go for a test of strength and London bends Storm back and Storm balances himself, BUT NOW LONDON JUMPS ON TOP OF STORM WITH A DOUBLE STOMP!!!!! London now grabs the arm of Storm and locks in a wrist lock up and digs the knee into Storms shoulder. London now picks Storm up, EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!! Storm backs into the ropes and now London chops him a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Storm comes back and ducks a clothesline from London and wraps him up, BACKSLIDE 1… Wait Storm comes up with London, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!!!! Storm covers, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Storm stomps away on London and now sits him up and runs to the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK!!!!! (Claps) Storm covers, 1…2, London gets the shoulder up. Storm picks London up and tosses him to the corner. Storm runs up AND LONDON forearms him in the face. London sets him up now, SIT OUT SUPLEX!!!!! London covers, 1…2… STORM gets the shoulder up.

London picks Storm up and chops him to the ropes and now shoots him to the far side but Storm counters and sends London. London comes back to a ducking Storm, GOES FOR A TORNADO DDT BUT STORM REVERSES IT INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, 1…2, LONDON KICKS OUT!!!!! Storm gets back up and drags London to the corner and now starts climbing up top but London is moving and leaps up, AND NAILS A BELLY TO BELLY OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) London crawls over and covers, 1…2… STORM GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! London picks Storm up and chops him a few times and now runs to the ropes and comes back AND STORM PICKS HIM UP BUT LONDON LEAPS OVER HIM and now sets him up for a back suplex, GOES TO SLAM HIM FACE FIRST NO STORM COUNTERS WITH A VICTORY ROLL, 1…2…3!!!!! WILL STORM WINS IN HIS DEBUT!!!!!
Winner: Will Storm via Victory Roll

Rating: 78%

(A video for Lord Of The Rings plays, this time involving Hardcore Jay)

Rating: 91%

(“They Came In” by Butthole Surfers starts up and Nick Berk makes his way down to the ring. Berk slides inside and gets ready as the music fades into “Black Helicopters” by Non Phixion and the fans start to boo as Gabriel Octavo Marquez makes his way down to the ring. Marquez climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

Nick Berk vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Berk and Marquez in the center of the ring and Berk takes down Marquez with an arm drag. Both back up and Marquez with an arm drag. Both back up again this time go for a pair of dropkicks and there’s a stand off, BUT MARQUEZ QUICKLY NAILS A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT CATCHES BERK OFF GUARD!!!!! Marquez starts to show boat and now picks Berk back up and chops him a few times and now runs to the ropes and comes back, BERK kicks Marquez in the gut and now picks him up, FLOATOVER SUPLEX, 1…2, Marquez kicks out. Berk grabs the arm of Marqeuz and now locks in an abdominal stretch and starts hammering away on Marquez with his free forearm. Berk finally lets him go and KICKS HIM IN THE BACK!!!! Berk picks Marquez back up and shoots him to the corner. Marquez hits and now Berk runs up, LARIAT OUT OF THE CORNER FROM MARQUEZ!!!!! Marquez with the cover, 1…2, Berk kicks out. Marquez slaps on a reverse chin lock and wrenches it in tighter but Berk manages to grab the rope. Marquez keeps the move locked on and finally let’s go at 4 and picks Berk up and tosses him to the ropes. Berk comes back and ducks a clothesline from Marquez, GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2… Berk ends up rolling out of the pin and holds onto Marquez, AND NAILS A BACK SUPLEX, BUT ROLLS UP AGAIN, AND HITS THE BERKULATOR, 1…2… MARQUEZ KICKS OUT!!!!!

Berk grabs the leg of Marquez now and locks in a crucifix kneebar and Marquez is fighting towards the ropes and finally grabs em. Berk gets back up and goes for Marquez AND MARQUEZ TOSSES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! Marquez climbs outside the ring and picks Berk up AND TOSSES HIM AGAINST THE STEPS!!!! Marquez picks Berk up again and shoots him back inside the ring. Marquez leaps on the apron and climbs up top, AND COMES OFF WITH A SENTON AND HITS IT!!!!! Marquez with the cover, 1…2… BERK gets the shoulder up. Marquez now grabs the arm of Berk, GOING FOR THE GOD’S PLAN BUT BERK SOMEHOW ROLLS OUT OF IT!!!!! Berk gets to his feet and Marquez comes with a right hand but Berk grabs it and twists it around, AND NAILS A MODIFIED JAWBREAKER!!!!! Marquez hops up and Berk grabs him, GOES FOR THE BERKOCET BUT MARQUEZ COUNTERS AND TAKES HIM DOWN AND LOCKS ON THE GOD’S PLAN (Rings Of Saturn) AND BERK TAPS!!!!!
Winner: Gabriel Octavo Marquez via God’s Plan submission

Rating: 81%

(Scene fades backstage where Jeff and Matt Hardy are standing by)

Matt Hardy: So tonight here in South Philly, Kash Money thinks they’re about to get a big win over me and Jeff… Kid Kash, I know you’re little mind games are trying to work on us, but they’re not. Ya see when you challenged me for my title, you didn’t have to say if you beat us tonight, because I would’ve accepted your little challenge anyway, and I would’ve been glad to beat you then and there… But the fact of the matter is that tonight, it’s gonna be different, because when me and Jeff beat you and EZ Money, guess what Kash, there ain’t gonna be a title shot for you at the next Breakout.

Jeff Hardy: And if, and that’s a small if, let’s say somehow you two chumps of change do come out with a win here tonight. All it’s gonna do is add more fuel to the fire that’s burning inside of us, and Kid Kash if you do face my brother for the Juniorweight Title, you’re not gonna live for the moment, because your ass will be getting a sudden twist of fate…

(Matt Hardy throws up his “Version 1” sign as Jeff looks into the camera before walking off)

Rating: 80%

~MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!! KIIIIIID ROCK!!!!!!~

(“Bawitaba” by Kid Rock starts up and the fans boo as Kash Money make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~AWAKEN YOU!!!!! WITH A LITTLE EVIL INSIDE!!!!!~

(“Awaken” by Disturbed starts up and the fans cheer as the Hardy Boyz make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Kash Money vs. Hardy Boyz

Jeff Hardy and Kid Kash start things up and Kash takes Jeff down with an arm drag. Kash holds onto the arm drag and starts swatting the head of Jeff. Jeff gets back to his feet and Kash flips him the bird and smiles and NOW JEFF RUNS UP AND STARTS PUNCHING AND CHOPPING AWAY AT HIM!!!! Jeff tosses Kash to the ropes, Kash comes back, BIG LEAPING CLOTHESLINE by Jeff. Jeff gets back up, DROPKICK FROM JEFF INTO THE FACE OF KASH!!!! Kash gets back up and Hardy goes for a hip toss but Kash nails an arm drag reversal. Jeff at the ropes, Kash runs up, UP AND OVER THE TOP BUT HITS THE APRON!!!! Jeff turns around and Kash nails him with a shoulder, brings Jeff into the ropes, AND HITS A LEG DROP ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF JEFF!!!!! Jeff sits there, AND EZ MONEY RUNS UP AND DROPKICKS THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!!!!! Kash back in the ring now brings Jeff back in, has him set up, BACK SUPLEX!!!! Kash with the cover, 1…2, Jeff gets the shoulder up. Kash brings Jeff over to the corner and tags out to EZ Money. Money comes in and nails Jeff with a right hand, and another. Money now whips Jeff to the ropes, Jeff comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Money, AND HITS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO A ROLL UP, 1…2… Money kicks out. Jeff gets back up and leaps over to his corner, TAGS IN MATT!!!! Matt comes in and nails Money with a clothesline. Money back up and Matt kicks him in the gut, SNAP SUPLEX!!!!! Money gets back up and now Matt grabs a hold of him, AND HE NAILS THE SIDE EFFECT, 1…2… KASH BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Kash starts pounding away on Matt and now picks him up and tosses him to the outside.

Kash on the outside now picks Matt up and chops him against the guardrail and now picks him up, AND DROPS HIM CHEST FIRST ON THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! In the ring EZ Money has Jeff Hardy in the corner. Money picks him up and starts climbing up top, BUT JEFF COUNTERS AND HITS A SWINGING DDT!!!!! Kash puts Hardy back inside the ring and starts climbing up top, BUT JEFF RUNS UP AND CROTCHES KASH!!!!! Matt gets back to his feet and now they bring Kash down into the tree of woe and start double stomping him. Money runs up, AND MONEY GETS FLATTENED by a pair of elbows. They put Money in the corner as well and Jeff runs to the other side and comes back, POETRY IN MOTION!!!!! Matt brings Kash over and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Matt gets back up and tags out to Jeff. Jeff comes in and stomps away on Kash and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Jeff runs up, KASH RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT MISSES AND JEFF HITS THE WHISPER IN THE WIND!!!!! (Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!) Jeff covers, 1….2… MONEY BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! Money starts nailing Jeff and now Matt runs up and starts brawling with Money. Jeff starts climbing up the turnbuckle, and now EZ Money picks up Hardy, AND NAILS THE PAY STUB (Twisting Cradle Suplex) ON MATT!!!! Jeff Hardy at the top, GOES FOR THE SWANTON BUT KASH PICKS HIS KNEES UP AND HARDY HITS HARD!!!!! Money grabs Hardy and picks him up, KASH ON THE APRON, THEY HIT THE PAYOFF (Springboard Hurricanrana) ON JEFF AND COVER, 1…2…3!!!!! THEY’VE BEATEN THE HARDY BOYZ, AND KASH HAS A TITLE SHOT!!!!!
Winners: Kash Money via The Payoff

Rating: 87%

(Another Lord Of The Rings video aired, this time involving Christopher Daniels)

Rating: 82%

~REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!!!!!~

(“Your Own Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Austin Aries makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik makes his way down the aisle carrying the Superfight Championship around his shoulder. He climbs in the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~I AM, SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!!!!!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by STP starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and stares down both his opponents as the music fades)

~YOU ARE, YOU ARE!!!!! I AM, I AM!!!!!~

(“I Am” by Dale Oliver starts up and the fans cheer as AJ Styles makes his way down the aisle carrying the Television Title around his shoulder. Styles climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Austin Aries vs. Nikita Sputnik vs. Chris Hero vs. AJ Styles

Aries starts nailing Hero with right hands and AJ Styles takes on the big Russian and AJ GETS TOSSED in the corner and starts getting pummeled by Sputnik. Aries chops away at Hero and now shoots him to the ropes, Hero comes back and slides under the legs of Aries AND LOCKS IN THE CRAVATE!!!!! (Hey!) Aries fights out of it and now tosses Hero to the ropes, Hero comes back and Aries picks him up, ROLLING FIREMANS CARRY SLAM!!!! Aries with the cover, 1…2, Hero kicks out. AJ starting to fight back the Russian now BUT GETS CAUGHT IN A BEARHUG!!!!! AJ starts fighting back and now rakes the eyes of Sputnik and now the hold is broken. AJ leaps on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT SPUTNIK DOESN’T GO DOWN!!!!! Sputnik backs into Aries who bends down, AND AJ DROPKICKS SPUTNIK AND HE TOPPLES OVER ARIES INTO A ROLL UP, 1…2… Sputnik kicks out. Aries gets back up and AJ grabs him and locks in a headlock. Aries tosses AJ to the ropes and AJ comes back and ducks a clothesline, AND KICKS ARIES IN THE THIGH!!!!! Aries turns around and AJ picks him up in a suplex, BUT DROPS HIM DOWN IN A PENDULUM NECKBREAKER!!!!! AJ with the cover, 1…2… Hero breaks the count. Hero grabs Styles and locks on a sitting Cravate (Hey!) on Styles and now Sputnik grabs Hero and locks in a reverse chinlock AND NOW ARIES GRABS THE LEG OF STYLES AND LOCKS IN A FIGURE 4, AND THERE’S A 4 WAY SUBMISSION!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Hero is the first to let go of the hold and now Sputnik lifts Hero up AND HE’S GOT A COBRA CLUTCH LOCKED IN!!!!! Meanwhile AJ is turning the figure 4 over AND HE DOES!!!!! Aries breaks up the hold and now Hero makes it to the ropes and grabs them, BUT SPUTNIK STILL HAS THE HOLD LOCKED IN AND NAILS A COBRA CLUTCH SLAM!!!!! Sputnik covers, 1…2… AJ breaks the count.

AJ pounds away on Sputnik and now gets up and gets grabbed by Aries, BACK SUPLEX NO AJ LANDS on his feet and now rolls Aries up, 1…2, Aries kicks out. AJ starts getting up, AND ARIES NAILS A BIG LARIAT!!!!! Aries with the cover, 1…2, AJ KICKS OUT!!!!! Sputnik is hammering away on Hero in the corner and now picks him up and perches him on the turnbuckle. Sputnik starts climbing up top but Hero starts hammering back at him and now Aries walks up under Sputnik and has him set up for a powerbomb, AND HERO DIVES OFF WITH A MODIFIED BULLDOG!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Hero with the cover, 1…2, ARIES BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Aries picks Hero up and now chops him to the ropes. Aries whips Hero to the other side, Hero comes back and ducks a clothesline, AND NOW GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND, GOES FOR THE HERO’S WELCOME BUT ARIES REVERSES AND HITS A SAITO SUPLEX!!!!! Aries is getting back to his feet, AJ RUNS TO THE ROPES AND HITS A BACKFLIP REVERSE DDT!!!!! (AJ! AJ! AJ!) AJ with the cover, 1…2… SPUTNIK BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Sputnik picks AJ up and now tosses him to the corner. Sputnik runs up, AJ kicks him in the gut, AJ SETS HIM UP FOR THE STYLES CLASH BUT SPUTNIK BACK BODY DROPS AJ!!!!! Sputnik picks AJ up, IRON CURTAIN (Tombstone) ON STYLES!!!!! Sputnik goes for the cover, ARIES IS AT THE TOP, 450 SPLASH ON THE BACK OF SPUTNIK TO BREAK THE COUNT, BUT HERO COVERS SPUTNIK QUICKLY, 1…2…3!!!!!
Winner: Chris Hero via pinfall

Rating: 82%

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Gimmer Danger” by Iggy Pop and the Stooges starts up and the fans boo as Daniel Reed Helton walks down the aisle carrying a microphone. He slides inside the ring and starts to speak as the music fades)

DRH: RAVEN!!!!! You think that just because your lackey Tyrant beat me on Breakout that he softened me up for you? YOU THINK that just because I didn’t beat his ass Tuesday night that it’s going to be easy enough for you to beat me at Lord Of The Rings, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK RAVEN!!!!! Well you know what, I’m sick and fucking tired of waiting Raven, I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOUR ASS HAS GOT, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT HERE AND JUST TRY TO KICK MY ASS!!!!! COME ON RAVEN, GET OUT HERE!!!!!

(Without warning, Raven hops over the guardrail and slides inside the ring and starts attacking DRH. DRH and Raven start brawling all over the ring and now a gang of wrestlers and referees come out from the back to separate them)

Rating: 93%

~YOU’RE NOT READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!!!!!!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide and Low Ki make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~I’M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!! MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!~

(“Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J starts up and the fans cheer as Samoa Joe makes his way down the aisle. Joe climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT, PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!!!~

(“People=Shit” by Slipknot starts up and the fans cheer as CM Punk makes his way down the aisle. Punk climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

The Rottweilers vs. CM Punk/Samoa Joe

Homicide and Punk start things out and Punk takes Homicide down with a drop toe hold and now QUICKLY GOES FOR AN STF BUT HOMICIDE GRABS THE ROPES and pulls himself to the outside. Homicide starts playing to the crowd AND FLIPS OFF PUNK!!!! Punk starts talking smack and now Low Ki jumps in the ring AND NAILS PUNK FROM BEHIND WITH A BIG KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! Homicide leaps back in the ring and starts to nail Punk with a couple of stomps and now picks him up and forearms him and now shoots him to the ropes. Punk comes back and Homicide kicks him in the stomach AND NAILS A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!! Homicide with a cover, 1…2, Punk kicks out. Homicide picks him up and chops him to the ropes and now shoots him to the far side. Punk comes back and ducks a clothesline AND NOW WRAPS HOMICIDE UP IN A BACKSLIDE, 1…2, Homicide kicks out. Punk nails Homicide with a few forearms and now shoots him to the corner. Punk runs up, KICK by Homicide in the face and now tags in Low Ki. Low Ki comes in and starts pummeling away at Punk and now shoots him to the ropes but Punk reverses and sends Low Ki. Low Ki bounces off the ropes and comes back with a clothesline but Punk COUNTERS WITH A POWERSLAM, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Punk picks Low Ki up and nails him with a couple chops and now tags in Joe. Joe comes in and hammers away on Low Ki and now takes him to the corner. Joe runs up, CLOTHESLINES LOW KI!!!!! Low Ki moves out of the corner and Joe kicks him in the gut, PILEDRIVER, 1…2… LOW KI KICKS OUT!!!! Joe rolls Ki on his stomach and runs to the ropes, GOES FOR A SENTON BUT KI MOVES OUT FROM IT!!!! Joe to a knee turns AND LOW KI KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Joe is rocked and now Low Ki grabs him AND LOCKS IN A BUTTERFLY SUBMISSION!!!!! Low Ki holds the move in tighter and now Punk comes in AND KICKS HIM IN THE BACK!!!!! The referee warns Punk and now Homicide runs in AND QUICKLY NAILS A SHINING WIZARD ON JOE!!!!! Low Ki with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

Low Ki picks Joe up and takes him to the corner and tags in Homicide. Homicide comes in and nails Joe with a few right hands and now takes him to the corner and starts punching away at him BUT JOE GRABS HOMICIDE AND TOSSES HIM IN THE CORNER AND STARTS TO PUMMEL AWAY ON HOMICIDE!!!!! Homicide drops to the corner and now Joe runs to the ropes and comes back, AND NAILS A KNEE TO THE FACE OF HOMICIDE!!!!! Joe drags Homicide out of the corner and covers, 1…2… Homicide gets the shoulder up. Joe picks Homicide up and now kicks him a few times in the thigh AND NAILS A LARIAT!!!!! Joe covers, 1…2, LOW KI BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Joe gets up and tags in Punk. Punk comes in and kicks Homicide a few times and now makes him tag out to Low Ki. Low Ki comes in and STARTS TO BRAWL WITH PUNK!!!! Low Ki gets the advantage and now tosses him to the corner. Low Ki starts nailing Punk with right and left hands and now picks him up on the corner AND DRAPES HIM IN A DVD, AND RUNS TO THE OTHER SIDE, KRUSH RUSH!!!!! Low Ki still has him up, AND SLAMS HIM DOWN HARD!!!!! Low Ki now climbs up the turnbuckle, FLYING DOUBLE STOMP ON PUNK!!!!! Low Ki covers, 1…2… JOE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Joe starts hammering Low Ki and now Homicide runs in and starts beating on Joe. Homicide grabs Joe and tosses him to the outside. Homicide and Low Ki now pick Punk up and Low Ki holds him up. Homicide runs to the ropes and comes back, YAKUZA KICK MISSES AND NAILS LOW KI!!!!! Punk grabs Homicide and tosses him outside, he picks Low Ki up, DEVIL LOCK DDT, 1…2…3!!!!!
Winners: Samoa Joe/CM Punk via Devil Lock DDT

Rating: 75%

(Show ends with Homicide and Low Ki arguing about the end of the match while Punk and Joe walk separately up the ramp)

Overall Show Rating: 83%

HardcoreJay · June 19, 2006

Saturday, April 29th 2006

We got a 1.84 rating for Genocide. The attendance level was 4,207 people. We made $105,175 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Lord Of The Rings Preview

With only one more day, PWK is proud to announce that Carnage Bowl has been COMPLETELY sold out and PWK is looking forward to having everyone come out and support this big tournament, where the winner will have the right to face the World Heavyweight Champion next month at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

Mark Briscoe vs. Jay Briscoe

This match has just been added to the card, with a lot of good feuds going around PWK, this has been one of the most talked about. It all started when the Briscoe’s came to PWK and after losing a lot of matches, Jay Briscoe got fed up and decided to ditch his brother for a solo career, unfortunately Jay Briscoe has vowed to make his brother’s life a living hell, interfering in all of his matches, and even getting the crap beaten out of him from the Blackout after he cost them a match between Mark Briscoe and Jay Lethal. This will be Mark and Jay’s first match since there first meeting back at Best Of The Best 1 from CZW. This will definitely be a great matchup, as we will find out who is the better brother.

1st Round: Homicide vs. Bryan Danielson

Starting things off in the tournament, Bryan Danielson and Homicide will do battle. These two have been all over the wrestling independent circuit, Homicide has had success in both JAPW, ROH, and TNA, and looks to try to make it to the semi finals, but Bryan Danielson is hoping to achieve it as well. This will surely be a technical stiff contest.

1st Round: Jade Diamond vs. Sonjay Dutt

Sonjay Dutt is no stranger to tournaments. He’s won the Best Of The Best Tournament for CZW and now looks to win Lord Of The Rings. However, as of late, Sonjay has been on a losing streak, and Jade Diamond isn’t an easy opponent by far. The “DRAW” Jade Diamond looks to continue his goal at winning the World Heavyweight Title, being the first man to beat DRH as Champion, even though their first meeting was non title.

1st Round: Christopher Daniels vs. Jay Man

It’s a war that has been going on since July. For 10 straight months, Christopher Daniels and Jay Man have been fighting each other to prove who really is the top Juniorweight in the Juniorweight Championship division. So far, neither of them have settled things, but this Sunday night, it will finally be the night where the score is settled. One of these men will make it to the semi finals of the tournament, while the other goes home. Jay Man has vowed to beat Daniels tomorrow night come hell or high water, but will he succeed?

1st Round: Hardcore Jay vs. “Wild Child” Antonio Mason

One of the longest feuds so far is between Hardcore Jay and PWK’s World Champion, Daniel Reed Helton. For almost a year now, Hardcore Jay and DRH have been battling each other through singles, tag, death, cage, and god knows what other kinds of matches. So far DRH has been on his game at beating Jay time and time again, and Jay has just gotten the short end of the stick. Jay wants the World Heavyweight Title and will stop at nothing to make it to the finals. But Antonio Mason, the “Wild Child” of Pro Wrestling KING has been on an impressive winning streak that a big win over the “Hardcore Icon” could really boost his reputation here in PWK. The odds however are against Mason, but he’s been known to pull a win over some of PWK’s top wrestlers, will Hardcore Jay be another one to his list?

World Title, Falls Count Anywhere: DRH vs. Raven

Raven and DRH have fought in the past, and so they will once again tomorrow night. Raven was the first one to beat DRH for the Brass Knuckles Title back in September, and they’ve had matches in between. The biggest match so far between these two was at the first ever Carnage Bowl where DRH with help from John Bay defeated Raven in the finals of the tournament. When Don Callis made this match between the two again, he made sure that it would be a Falls Count Anywhere match, because the animosity between these two has been built up enough that a ring just simply can’t hold them any longer. Will DRH continue his reign as World Champion, or can Raven finally take the World Heavyweight Title and give his Church Of The Macabre the recognition is deserves?

This will surely be one of PWK’s biggest Pay Per Views of the year, and this is sure to be one of the best in PWK history next to Carnage Bowl. Who will walk out tomorrow night the Lord Of The Rings Champion, and who will have the right to a World Title shot? Find out tomorrow night, at Lord Of The Rings.

UPCOMING EVENTS

PWK Presents: LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!

Mark Briscoe vs. Jay Briscoe

1st Round
Homicide vs. Bryan Danielson

1st Round
Sonjay Dutt vs. Jade Diamond

1st Round
Christopher Daniels vs. Jay Man

1st Round
“Wild Child” Antonio Mason vs. “Hardcore Icon” Hardcore Jay

Semi Finals
??? vs. ???

Semi Finals
??? vs. ???

World Heavyweight Championship: Falls Count Anywhere
Raven vs. DRH ©

Lord Of The Rings Finals
??? vs. ??? vs. Low Ki

HardcoreJay · June 25, 2006

Sunday, April 30th 2006

(Show opens up with the fans chanting PWK as Mike Rether and Clint White do commentary)

MR: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND WELCOME TO LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!! I’m Mike Rether and as always, my partner in crime, Clint White.

CW: Fuck being your partner in crime Rether, I’m no sidekick.

MR: Well I couldn’t do a show without ya Clint.

CW: Damn right you can’t Rether.

MR: This is our second year annual tournament right beside Carnage Bowl, and the great thing about this tournament is one of our 8 tournament participants is going to be receiving a World Title shot at our next Pay Per View, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. But there are only two questions to be asked, and those questions are just WHO is going to win the tournament tonight, and WHO is going to walk out of this building as the World Heavyweight Champion?

CW: And I’ve got the answers for ya Rether. Low Ki is going to win this tournament tonight, he’s gonna be fresher than the two other finalists, and he’s got the animosity to walk out of here with a chance to face the World Champion, and DRH is gonna walk out with that title still in tact.

MR: Well I can’t argue with your answer regarding the winner of the tournament. Low Ki definitely has the edge and the advantage in this tournament. He won the right to enter in the finals of the tournament after threatening to quit a few weeks ago and Don Callis made a gauntlet for Low Ki to go through, and he went through Samoa Joe, Austin Aries and CM Punk to win the match and earn the right to compete tonight, and I gotta tell ya Clint, I think you’re right, I think Low Ki will be the winner.

CW: I’m always right Rether.

MR: Well let’s stop wasting time, we’ve got our first match to get to, AND HERE WE GO!!!!

(“The Cross” by Nas starts up and the fans cheer as Mark Briscoe makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

~GIMME BACK MY BULLETS!!!!!!~

(“Gimme Back My Bullets” by Lynard Skynard starts up and the fans boo as Jay Briscoe makes his way down the aisle. He gets to the ring and just stands on the outside as the music fades)

Mark Briscoe vs. Jay Briscoe

Jay stands on the outside for a few minutes just taunting Mark AND NOW MARK SLIDES OUTSIDE THE RING AND STARTS BRAWLING WITH HIS BROTHER!!!!! Jay and Mark trade left and right hands and now Jay rakes the eyes of Mark and now tosses him inside the ring. Jay climbs inside and now grabs his brother and starts punching him and now shoots him to the ropes. Mark comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Jay and wraps him up from behind, BACK SUPLEX NO Jay lands on his feet and grabs Mark, GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX BUT MARK SQUIRMS OUT OF IT AND LANDS A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN ON JAY!!!!! Mark holds it in tighter and now he gets back up and starts forearming Jay on the mat. Mark picks Jay up and chops him a few times and sends him to the ropes. Jay comes back and takes a kick from Mark and now Mark wraps him up, SNAP SUPLEX!!!!! Mark holds on however and rolls on top of Jay, AND HE’S POUNDING HIM WITH RIGHT HANDS!!!!! Mark now picks Jay’s head up, AND LOCKS ON A BUTTERFLY SUBMISSION!!!!! Jay screams in pain and now Mark finally lets him go and now picks him up and tosses him in the corner. Mark runs up, JAY elbows Mark in the face and now leaps on the turnbuckle AND COMES OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE TAKES OUT MARK!!!!! Jay covers, 1…2, Mark kicks out. Jay picks his brother up and hammers him into the ropes. Jay chops away at his brother and now runs to the other side and comes back, MARK DROPS DOWN AND HOLDS THE ROPE AND JAY TOPPLES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Mark now climbs up the turnbuckle and now Jay climbs to his feet, SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO JAY BRISCOE!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: A SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO A STANDING JAY BRISCOE, THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

CW: Awesomely stupid if you ask me Rether. Mark Briscoe hit Jay so hard that it knocked the both of em out.

MR: Both of em are indeed laying on the ground but wait, they’re starting to move, this match will continue.

Jay gets up first and starts pounding away on Mark with right hands AND NOW TOSSES HIM AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS!!!!! Jay now goes over to the ring announcers table and picks up a steel chair. Jay goes over to his brother and goes for a chair shot BUT THE REFEREE GRABS IT FROM HIM!!!!! Jay starts talking smack to the ref AND NOW MARK SPEARS JAY AND TAKES HIM INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!! Mark starts pounding away on his brother and the two topple over the guardrail and into the fans. Mark and Jay keep swinging away at each other and Mark gets the upper hand and starts taking him to the entrance doors of the arena and THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!
NO CONTEST

MR: And these fans are livid about this. The match has been thrown out and god only knows how long this rivalry between these two is gonna last.

Rating: 89%

MR: Well time has been wasted long enough. IT’S TIME TO START THIS TOURNAMENT!!!!!!

CW: And it’s gonna start off with Homicide and Bryan Danielson.

~YOU SAY YOU’RE READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!!!!!!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide makes his way down the aisle. Homicide climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!~

(“Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

1st Round: Homicide vs. Bryan Danielson

Danielson and Homicide start off with a collar elbow tie up and Dragon goes around Homicide and locks him up from behind and takes him to the ropes. Homicide holds onto the ropes and the referee backs Danielson out of the hold AND HOMICIDE SIDE KICKS DANIELSON IN THE GUT!!!!! Homicide forearms Danielson down and now picks him back up and chops him a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Danielson comes back to a ducking Homicide, AND NAILS A SNAP SUPLEX!!!! Danielson holds onto the move and brings Homicide back up and lifts him up high into a vertical suplex. Danielson holds the move in for a while AND FINALLY DROPS HIM DOWN!!!!! Danielson with the cover, 1…2, Homicide kicks out. Danielson grabs Homicide and locks on a reverse chin lock. Homicide fights for it and kicks the bottom rope to break the hold. Danielson picks him back up and forearms him into the corner. Danielson gives him a couple shoulder blocks and now picks Homicide up on the turnbuckle. Danielson climbs up top but Homicide starts punching away at him and now grabs him AND NAILS AN ACE CRUSHER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND COVERS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

CW: WHAT A MOVE!!!!!

MR: AN ACE CRUSHER OFF THE TOP ALMOST PUT HIM AWAY!!!!!!

Homicide picks Danielson up and gives him a few kicks to the face and now tosses him to the ropes. Danielson comes back, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY FROM HOMICIDE MAKES DRAGON ROLL TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! Homicide now back to his feet runs to the ropes and comes back, TOPE CON HILO THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO DRAGON!!!!!! Homicide gets up and starts showboating and now picks Dragon up and BACKS HIM HARD AGAINST THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! Homicide grabs Dragon and rolls him back inside the ring. Homicide now climbs on the apron and climbs up the corner, Homicide leaps off, GOES FOR A DOUBLE STOMP BUT DRAGON ROLLS OUT OF IT!!!!! Dragon gets to his feet, HOMICIDE GOES FOR A LARIAT BUT DRAGON DRAGS HIM DOWN INTO A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!!!

MR: HE’S GOT THAT ARMBAR LOCKED IN TIGHT, HOMICIDE ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE!!!!

Dragon holds the armbar in tight AND NOW HE’S TRYING FOR THE CATTLE MUTILATION BUT HOMICIDE IS BLOCKING IT!!!!!! Homicide is able to roll out of it. Dragon goes after Homicide but Homicide kicks him in the stomach, SETS HIM UP FOR THE COP KILLA BUT DRAGON COUNTERS AND NAILS A GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2… HOMICIDE KICKS OUT!!!!! Dragon questions the count and now goes back to work on Homicide. Dragon picks Homicide up and now forearms him, gives him another, and another, DRAGON NAILS THE ROARING ELBOW!!!!!! Homicide backs into the ropes and now Dragon picks him up and chops him a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Homicide comes back and ducks a clothesline from Dragon, AND NAILS A SAITO SUPLEX!!!!! Homicide quickly picks him back up, NAILS ANOTHER BACK SUPLEX!!!! Homicide picks him up again, AND HITS THE COP KILLA, 1…2…3!!!!!!
Winner: Homicide via Cop Killa

Rating: 78%

MR: MY GOD HOMICIDE DID IT!!!!!

CW: HE’S GOING TO THE SEMI FINALS!!!!!

MR: And he’ll be facing either Antonio Mason or Hardcore Jay, but now we find out the second man going into the finals, as it’ll be either Sonjay Dutt, or the “DRAW” Jade Diamond.

(“Truth Hurts” by Addictive Remix starts up and the fans cheer as Sonjay Dutt walks out through the curtain. Sonjay hops inside the ring and does the “Sprinkler” as the music fades into “Filmstar” by Suede and the fans boo as Jade Diamond makes his way down the aisle sporting a new Profit$ T-shirt. He climbs inside the ring and tosses the shirt into the crowd and gets ready as the music fades)

1st Round: Sonjay Dutt vs. Jade Diamond

Jade and Sonjay lock up and Jade brings Sonjay into a bridge. Sonjay balances himself with the top of his head and now Jade brings him up AND SONJAY LEAPS UP AND NAILS A HEADSCISSORS BUT DIAMOND HANDSPRINGS TO HIS FEET!!!! Sonjay turns and Diamond runs at him SONJAY with a drop toe hold takes him down and now goes into a headlock but Diamond takes Sonjay off and now locks in an arm lock but Sonjay gets to his knees, rolls on the mat, comes back up, HANDSPRINGS to his feet and locks in an arm ringer on Jade. Jade manages to escape and now kicks Sonjay in the gut and sets him up for a suplex but Jade counters and goes down his back AND ROLLS HIM UP IN A PIN, 1…2, Dutt kicks him off. Sonjay goes to get back up but Jade shoots him to the ropes. Sonjay comes back, SUNSET FLIP, 1…2… Jade kicks out and pins Dutt’s legs, 1…2… DUTT FLIPS HIM INTO A PIN, 1…2… Jade kicks out and rolls to his feet, STANDOFF!!!!!

MR: If this thing gets any slower then by god we’ll be seeing that probably at the ten minute mark. Let me know if it’s too fast for ya to call Clint.

CW: Will do Rether. And you be sure to let me know whenever your wife wants to see me again.

MR: Lick the taint Clint.

CW: ALWAYS!!!!!

MR: Blow me.

CW: Not even if you videotaped it.

Dutt and Jade go back to a test of strength AND JADE KICKS HIM in the gut and now hits a gut wrench suplex. Jade now locks in a surfboard and digs his knee into the back of Dutt. Jade finally lets go of the hold and now kicks Sonjay in the back a few times and brings him back to his feet and shoots him to the corner. Dutt hits the corner and now Jade runs up, SONJAY LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP BUT JADE LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!!! Sonjay turns around and Jade shoulders him in the gut and brings him out to the apron, LESS THAN ZERO (Tigerdriver) OFF THE APRON ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

MR: MY GOD SONJAY’S BACK HAS TO BE BROKEN!!!!!

CW: I think Jade may have hurt himself on that one too.

Jade finally gets back to his feet and nails Sonjay with a few forearms and now tosses him into the guardrail BUT SONJAY REVERSES AND SENDS JADE!!!!! Jade holds his back in pain and now Sonjay climbs inside the ring and grabs the top rope, SPRINGBOARD 360 PRESS ONTO JADE!!!!! (Claps)

MR: NEITHER OF THESE GUYS GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR BODY’S!!!!

CW: Well they should, last time I checked PWK doesn’t have a great deal on health insurance.

Dutt picks Jade up and brings him back inside the ring. Sonjay slides inside the ring and now leaps up, LIONSAULT ON JADE, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Sonjay picks Jade back up and sends him into the corner. Sonjay runs up, DIAMOND NAILS HIM WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!!!!! Sonjay backs up and now Jade leaps on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A FLYING HEADSCISSORS!!!! Diamond goes to make the cover, 1…2, Sonjay gets the shoulder up. Jade picks Sonjay up and nails a few chops on him and now tosses him to the ropes but Sonjay reverses and sends Jade. Jade bounces off and comes back to a ducking Sonjay, Jade grabs him and picks him up, POWERBOMB FACEBUSTER!!!!! Jade covers, 1…2… NO!!!! Jade picks Sonjay back up and forearms him a few times and now shoots him to the corner. Jade runs up, SONJAY LEAPS UP AND GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND HITS A HEADSCISSORS THAT SENDS JADE HEAD FIRST IN THE CORNER!!!!! Diamond backs out of the corner and now Sonjay leaps on his shoulders, REVERSE HURRICANRANA!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Sonjay with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JADE KICKS OUT!!!!! Sonjay stomps Jade a few times and now climbs outside the ring, LEAPS ON THE ROPE, GOES TO THE OPPOSITE ROPE, SPRINGBOARD ELBOW DROP!!!!! (Claps) Sonjay with the cover again, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Sonjay picks Jade up again and chops him a few times and backs him into the turnbuckle. Sonjay picks him up and slaps him hard and now bends him down, GOES FOR THE INDIAN SUMMER BUT JADE REVERSES IT AND LOCKS IN JUST LIKE HEAVEN (Dragon Clutch) AND HE’S GOT SONJAY LOCKED IN BUT HE GRABS THE ROPES!!!!!

MR: GREAT ring awareness that time from Sonjay.

Jade kicks Dutt a few times and now tosses him to the ropes. Sonjay comes back to a ducking Diamond, AND HITS THE CAL CUT CUT!!!! Sonjay covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Sonjay picks Diamond up and chops him a few times and now tosses him to the corner. Diamond hits hard and now Sonjay runs up, GOES FOR A BODY PRESS BUT DIAMOND MOVES AND DUTT MANAGES TO LAND ON THE CORNER!!!!! Diamond turns around, DUTT LEAPS OFF WITH ANOTHER BODY PRESS AND RUNS INTO A DREAM KICK (Hopping Superkick) FROM DIAMOND, 1…2…3!!!!! JADE WINS!!!!!
Winner: Jade Diamond via Dream Kick

Rating: 85%

MR: And Jade Diamond will be going into the finals facing either Jay Man or Christopher Daniels.

CW: AND THAT MATCH IS NEXT!!!!!

MR: Christopher Daniels and Jay Man have been fighting over that Juniorweight Title for MONTHS!!!!! It’s been almost a year and tonight, their feud will be ending, as one of them will be moving onto the semi finals, and one will be going straight home.

CW: And I can’t wait Rether, LET’S GET IT ON!!!!!

MR: No thanks Clint, I’m a happily married man.

CW: Yeah right…

~WE’RE DISPOSABLE TEENS, WE’RE DISPOSABLE!!!!!!~

(“Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Christopher Daniels makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~THIS IS THE NEW SHIT!!!!! STAND UP AND REPENT!!!!!~

(“This Is The New Shit” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Man sprints down the aisle getting the fans pumped up and ready. He slides inside the ring and stares down Daniels as the music fades)

1st Round: Christopher Daniels vs. Jay Man

Daniels and Jay Man lock up and Daniels takes Jay down with a snapmare. Daniels comes back for Jay but Jay Man kicks Daniels in the face and hits a kip up. Daniels is up and goes for Jay Man but Jay Man nails a hip toss. Daniels gets back up and Jay Man gives him a drop toe hold and now locks on a reverse headlock but Daniels pushes him off. Jay Man gets to his knee, BLOCKS A KICK FROM DANIELS AND SWEEPS HIM AND NAILS A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS, 1…2… DANIELS KICKS OUT!!!!!! (Claps) Jay Man picks him back up and tosses him to the ropes. Daniels comes back and ducks a clothesline AND HITS AN ENZIGURI!!!!! Daniels with the cover, 1… Jay kicks out before 2. Daniels locks in a reverse chin lock and now gets back up, AND KICKS JAY MAN HARD IN THE BACK!!!!! Daniels picks Jay up again and now tosses him to the corner, Daniels runs up, JAY KICKS HIM in the face and now leaps on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A FLYING SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Jay with the cover, 1…2… DANIELS KICKS OUT!!!!!

MR: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE ATTEMPT A SHINING WIZARD FROM THE TURNBUCKLE?!?!?!

CW: Not to my knowledge.

MR: ONLY IN PRO WRESTLING KING!!!!!!

Jay Man grabs the leg and Daniels and now locks in a single leg crab but Daniels is fighting for the ropes AND GRABS IT NO JAY MAN PULLS HIM AWAY AND KEEPS THE HOLD LOCKED ON!!!! Daniels continues to fight out of it, AND HE MANAGES TO REVERSE THE HOLD INTO HIS OWN SINGLE LEG CRAB!!!!! Daniels wrenches back harder and Jay Man is fighting for the ropes but can’t make it. Daniels keeps the hold locked in and now finally releases it. Daniels still has a hold of the leg of Jay Man and now LOCKS IN A REVERSE INDIAN DEATHLOCK!!!!! Daniels gets stands up for a moment, AND FALLS TO THE MAT HARD!!!!! Daniels gets up again, AND FALLS BACK DOWN!!!!! Jay Man’s ankle is in pain and now finally Daniels lets go of the hold. Daniels picks him back up and chops him a few times and shoots him to the ropes but Jay Man slides under the rope and stays on the apron. Daniels runs up and Jay Man goes to give him a shoulder AND DANIELS MOVES AND QUICKLY KICKS JAY MAN IN THE FACE!!!!! (Big OOOO From The Fans) Daniels brings Jay Man back inside the ring and puts him in the corner. Daniels picks him up on the corner and turns around, FALL FROM GRACE CONNECTS!!!!! Daniels with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JAY MAN KICKS OUT!!!!!

MR: Daniels thinking the Fall From Grace could take him out but Jay Man says hell no.

CW: And Rether take a look on the chin of Jay Man.

MR: Oh my, thanks for pointing that one out Clint. Ladies and gentlemen if you can see Jay Man’s chin, there is definitely a gash there probably from where Daniels nailed him with that big kick. The referee will definitely be taking a look at that cut and will probably decide whether the match should continue or not.

The match is still going on and now Daniels is working on that cut of Jay Man by punching away at him and now picks Jay Man up and nails an arm drag and holds the move in and Jay Man is fighting for the ropes and finally makes it. Daniels now has to break the hold but he’s not doing so and finally the referee steps in and takes him off. Daniels now goes back over to Jay Man, AND JAY MAN TOSSES HIM TO THE FLOOR!!!! Daniels is getting back up, Jay Man leaps over the top to the outside, KICKS DANIELS in the face and backs him up. Jay Man now leaps in the ring, BUT CATCHES HIS LEGS ON THE TOP ROPE AND BACKFLIPS ON TOP OF DANIELS!!!!!

~PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!~

MR: WHAT A MOVE BY JAY MAN!!!!

CW: He’s not even caring about that wound on his chin, and MAN that thing is gushing.

Jay Man picks Daniels back up and tosses him inside the ring. Jay Man leaps on the apron and now jumps on the turnbuckle, AND HITS THE JAY MAN SPLASH (Superfly Splash) ON DANIELS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DANIELS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Jay Man now lays next to Daniels, AND HE LOCKS IN AN OCTOPUS HOLD!!!!! Daniels is trying to fight his way out of it but Jay Man is still wrenching back on the hold but Daniels finally manages to clip his foot on the bottom rope. Jay Man breaks the hold and gets back to his feet. Daniels is starting to get back to his feet and now turns around, JAY MAN WITH A SUPERKICK BUT MISSES!!!!! Daniels turns him around, REVERSE STO!!!!! AND DANIELS LOCKS IN THE KOJI CLUTCH!!!!! AND DANIELS IS DIGGING THAT LEG INTO THE WOUND ON JAY MAN’S CHIN, AND JAY MAN TAPS!!!!!
Winner: Christopher Daniels via Koji Clutch

Rating: 97%

MR: HE BEAT HIM!!!! DANIELS ADVANCES IN THE TOURNAMENT!!!!!

CW: Jay Man put up a good fight but Daniels just proved to be the better man. And now he’s gotta go up against Jade Diamond to find out which one is going to the finals.

MR: Coming up now, the final match to decide the final semi finalist, it’s going to be Hardcore Jay taking on Antonio Mason.

~SUPERNOVA GOES POP!!!!!~

(“Supernova Goes Pop” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as “Wild Child” Antonio Mason makes his way down the aisle. Mason slides inside the ring and pumps the crowd up as the music fades)

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay walks out through the curtain smoking a cigarette and carrying his barbed wire chair over his head. He makes his way down the aisle and slides inside the ring and stares down Mason as the music fades)

1st Round: Antonio Mason vs. Hardcore Jay

Mason and Jay start off with a collar elbow tie up and Jay gives Mason an arm wrench but Mason elbows out of it and starts chopping Jay. Mason chops him a few more times and now goes to the ropes and comes back with a clothesline but Jay doesn’t go down. Jay tells Mason to try again and Mason runs back to the ropes and comes back AND NAILS ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE BUT JAY DOESN’T MOVE!!!!! Jay tells Mason to go for another one and Mason obliges and bounces off the ropes, DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE FROM JAY AND NAILS A BACKSLIDE, 1…2… Jay kicks out. Mason quickly gets back up, HITS A SCHOOL BOY, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Mason gets back up quickly and clubs Jay in the back and now sets him up for a suplex, BUT JAY COUNTERS WITH A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!!!!! Jay gets back up and stomps away on Mason and now picks him back up and shoots him to the ropes, Mason comes back and leaps over a ducking Jay and bounces off the other ropes and comes back, FLYING FOREARM CONNECTS!!!!! Mason gets back to his feet and grabs Jay and tosses him in the corner and now runs up, BIG FOREARM TO THE FACE!!!!! Jay moves out of the corner and Mason leaps on the turnbuckle, FLYING BODY PRESS CONNECTS, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!!! Mason picks Jay up and nails him with a forearm and now whips him to the ropes but Jay reverses and sends Mason. Mason comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jay and quickly wraps him up, REVERSE DDT!!!! Mason with the cover, 1…2… JAY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Mason grabs the leg of Jay and now goes for a figure 4 but Jay kicks him off. Mason turns back around and goes for a punch but Jay counters AND NAILS A STUNNER!!!!! Mason jumps back up and falls back into the turnbuckle. Jay runs up and misses a clothesline in the corner and now Mason starts forearming Jay and now picks him up on the turnbuckle. Mason now climbs up top, GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA BUT JAY HOLDS HIM AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP, POWERBOMB OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!

MR: SUPER POWERBOMB OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY JAY!!!!!

Jay is a little hurt from the move and now goes for the cover and hooks the leg, 1…2… MASON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Jay gets back to his feet and stomps away on Mason and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Mason comes back, JAY PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS A FLAP JACK!!!!! Jay rolls Mason over and now goes and climbs the turnbuckle. Jay perches himself at the top rope, ROLLING ROCK HANGOVER!!!!! Jay with the cover, 1…2… MASON KICKS OUT AT 2!!!!! Jay questions the referee and now goes back to hammering away on Mason and gives him a few right hands. Jay picks Mason up and Mason starts fighting back with chops and punches and now tosses Jay to the ropes. Jay comes back and Mason kicks him in the stomach and now wraps him up, AND NAILS AN AXE KICK ROCKER DROPPER COMBINATION!!!!! Mason with the cover, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!!! Mason now locks in an armbar on Jay and Jay is staring to fight out of it and turns around, BUT MASON QUICKLY HITS AN OKLAHOMA ROLL, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Mason gets off Jay and now climbs up the turnbuckle but Jay quickly gets up and runs over AND NAILS MASON ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Jay now grabs a hold of Mason and places him on his shoulders, AND GOES FOR THE LAST CALL (DVD/Reverse DDT Combo) BUT MASON LANDS ON HIS FEET AND NAILS JAY WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!! Mason with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JAY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!

MR: WHAT A COUNTER BY MASON!!!!! But that superkick wasn’t enough to put Jay down.

CW: If I were Mason I’d pick Jay’s fat ass up and hit that Death Valley Driver quickly and get outta here before Jay realizes what’s happened.

Mason quickly locks Jay in a Boston Crab. Jay fights for the ropes and finally makes it over and the referee breaks the hold. Mason starts stomping away on Jay and now picks him up and chops him against the ropes and now shoots him to the far side. Jay bounces off and comes back to a ducking Mason AND KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Jay picks Mason up in a scoop slam, AND DROPS HIM DOWN IN A MODIFIED LAST CALL AND COVERS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! MASON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! Jay picks Mason back up, MASON PULLS HIM DOWN INTO A CRADLE, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JAY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! Mason gets back up and signals for the DVD. Mason waits for Jay to get back to his feet and now Jay starts to get back up and turns around, MASON PICKS JAY UP FOR THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER BUT JAY ROLLS DOWN HIS BACK!!!!! Jay turns Mason around and kicks him in the gut, PICKS HIM UP, HARDCORE DROP (Screwdriver) ON MASON, 1…2…3!!!!!
Winner: Hardcore Jay via Hardcore Drop

Rating: 83%

MR: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!! We’ve gotten our semi finalist’s. Hardcore Jay will be taking on Homicide, what a match that should be. Nothing but hard hitting, god I can see it all now. And probably which is going to be more technical than high flying, it’s gonna be Christopher Daniels taking on Jade Diamond. Two of those four will make it to the finals of the tournament, where Low Ki will be waiting, very fresh, unscarred, and determined to beat the two finalists to win the whole thing.

CW: Oh man Rether it’s only gonna get better, LET’S GET ON WITH IT!!!!!

(“Filmstar” by Suede starts up and the fans boo as Jade Diamond makes his way down the aisle. Jade climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~WE’RE DISPOSABLE TEENS, WE’RE DISPOSABLE!!!!!~

(“Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Christopher Daniels makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Semi Finals: Jade Diamond vs. Christopher Daniels

Daniels and Diamond circle each other and now lock up and Diamond trips up Daniels and goes for an ankle lock but Daniels rolls out of it to the ropes. Daniels starts getting up but Diamond starts kicking him. Diamond picks Daniels up and shoots him to the ropes. Daniels comes back and ducks under a kick from Diamond and comes up from behind him, wraps him up, REVERSE DDT BACKBREAKER ON HIS KNEE!!!!! Daniels picks Diamond back up and turns him around, REVERSE STO AND HE LOCKS IN THE KOJI CLUTCH!!!!!

MR: And Daniels is trying to end the match quickly with that Koji Clutch.

CW: Just because Jay Man couldn’t escape it doesn’t mean Jade Diamond can’t.

Daniels still has the hold locked in, BUT DIAMOND MANAGES TO BREAK THE HOLD!!!!! Daniels climbs on top of Diamond and locks him in a camel clutch, BUT ROLLS HIM OVER IN A PIN, 1…2, DIAMOND KICKS OUT!!!!! Daniels picks up Diamond and forearms him a few times and shoots him to the corner. Diamond hits hard and now Daniels runs up, ELBOW from Diamond. Diamond leaps on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A BLOCKBUSTER!!!!! Diamond covers, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Diamond quickly grabs the arm of Daniels and locks in an armbar, BUT NOW REACHES AROUND AND HAS A CROSS FACE CHICKENWING LOCKED IN!!!!! Diamond holds Daniels and Daniels is trying to fight the hold and now is able to duck out of the hold and goes behind Diamond, PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS THE BLUE THUNDER NO DIAMOND COUNTERS THE BLUE THUNDER WITH A DDT!!!!! Diamond with the quick cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DANIELS KICKS OUT!!!!

MR: WHAT A COUNTER FROM DIAMOND!!!!!

CW: Yeah but it just wasn’t enough to put him away.

Diamond grabs Daniels and locks in a reverse chin lock. Diamond holds the move for a few seconds and now lets go of Daniels and runs to the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK FROM DIAMOND!!!!! Diamond covers, 1…2, Daniels kicks out. Diamond picks Daniels back up and forearms him into the corner. Diamond picks Daniels up on the turnbuckle and SLAPS HIM HARD across the cheek. Diamond now climbs up with Daniels and starts punching away at him. Diamond now leaps up, GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA BUT DANIELS HOLDS ON AND DIAMOND FALLS TO THE MAT!!!!! Diamond gets back up and Daniels grabs him, GOES FOR A TORNADO DDT BUT DIAMOND TOSSES HIM OFF!!!! Daniels gets up and turns, DIAMOND GOES FOR A DREAM KICK (Hopping Superkick) BUT DANIELS DUCKS OUT OF IT!!!!! Diamond turns around and Daniels catches him, STO!!!!! Daniels with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! DIAMOND KICKS OUT!!!! Daniels shouts at the referee and now kicks him a few times and now goes to the corner, BEST MOONSAULT EVER MISSES!!!!! Daniels clenches his chest in pain as he gets to his feet, DIAMOND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, LESS THAN ZERO (Tigerdriver) ON DANIELS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! DANIELS KICKS OUT!!!!!

MR: HE KICKED OUT OF THE LESS THAN ZERO!!!!!

CW: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER MIKE!!!!!

Diamond shouts at the referee now and gets in his face but now goes back to work on Daniels. He bends down to pick Daniels up, AND HE RAKES HIM IN THE EYES!!!! Diamond is blinded and now Daniels grabs him, AND HE HITS THE ANGEL’S WINGS!!!!! Daniels with the cover and hooks the leg, 1…2…3 NO!!!! DIAMOND GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Daniels can’t believe it and now calls for the end of the match and picks Diamond up again. He turns Diamond around and sets him up, LAST RITES NO DIAMOND REVERSES IT INTO JUST LIKE HEAVEN (Dragon Clutch) AND HE SITS DOWN WITH IT AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE BODY OF DANIELS!!!!!

~PLEASE DON’T TAP!!!! PLEASE DON’T TAP!!!!! PLEASE DON’T TAP!!!!!~

MR: DIAMOND HAS HIM IN JUST LIKE HEAVEN AND DANIELS IS FIGHTING FOR ALL HE’S GOT!!!!

CW: Daniels is out of it Rether, HIS EYES HAVE JUST ROLLED BACK IN HIS HEAD!!!!!

MR: The referee is checking the arm now. Picks the arm up, IT FALLS!!!! He does it again, IT FALLS AGAIN!!!!! One last chance for Daniels, he picks the arm up, IT DROPS NO!!!!! DANIELS IS STILL FIGHTING, HE’S STILL FIGHTING, NO THE ARM DROPS AGAIN, THE MATCH IS OVER!!!!!

CW: DIAMOND IS IN THE FINALS!!!!

Winner: Jade Diamond via Just Like Heaven

Rating: 98%

MR: Wow what a match that was. Daniels gave it his all but Diamond was able to knock him out and Diamond is our first finalist in the tournament.

CW: And we’re just one more match away from seeing the last finalist, and we’re just one more match away from seeing Raven challenge DRH for the World Heavyweight Title.

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay makes his way down the aisle smoking another cigarette. Jay climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~YOU SAY YOU’RE READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!!!!!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide walks down the aisle. Homicide climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Semi Finals: Hardcore Jay vs. Homicide

Jay and Homicide get in each others faces in the center of the ring with Jay still smoking his cigarette. Homicide starts talking trash to him and now Jay takes the cigarette AND BLOWS THE SMOKE INTO HOMICIDES FACE!!!!

~YOU GOT SMOKED!!!!! YOU GOT SMOKED!!!!! YOU GOT SMOKED!!!!!~

Homicide laughs for a few seconds, AND NOW STARTS WHALING AWAY ON HARDCORE JAY!!!!! Homicide backs Jay into the corner and starts stomping away on his ribs and now starts forearming his face. Jay takes a topple on the mat and Homicide starts kicking him in his face. Homicide now signals for it and runs to the ropes and comes back, RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF HARDCORE JAY!!!!! Homicide brings Jay out of the corner and covers, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!! Homicide gets up and starts stomping on Jay again AND LEAPS UP AND NAILS A DOUBLE STOMP ON JAY’S CHEST!!!! Homicide covers again, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Homicide picks Jay up and forearms him into the ropes and now runs to the far side and comes back, JAY RUNS UP AND NAILS A LARIAT ON HIM!!!!! Homicide starts getting back to his feet but Jay grabs him, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!! Jay hits the belly to belly suplex and now climbs on top of Homicide and starts punching him in the forehead. Jay climbs off and now picks Homicide up and shoots him in the corner and start punching away at him. Jay picks Homicide up on the corner and now goes after him but Homicide starts punching away at him and knocks him off the turnbuckle. Jay goes right back for him BUT HOMICIDE KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Homicide turns Jay around and now positions his head against his knee, AND LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE DRIVING JAY HEAD FIRST IN THE MAT!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Homicide gets up and starts to showboat and now goes back to work on Jay and turns him over AND LOCKS IN AN STF!!!! Jay is fighting for the ropes and finally makes it over. Homicide gets off and places Jay in between the middle and the top and now climbs out on the apron AND KICKS JAY HARD IN THE FACE!!!! Jay back in the ring checking his face for signs of blood and now Homicide climbs the turnbuckle. Homicide is up and Jay turns around, MISSILE DROPKICK CONNECTS!!!!! Homicide with the cover, 1…2… Jay kicks out. Homicide locks on a seated abdominal stretch and he’s wrenching Jay back. Homicide keeps the hold locked in for a few seconds and finally lets him go, AND KICKS HIM HARD IN THE BACK!!!! Homicide picks Jay back up and forearms him a few times and tosses him to the ropes. Jay comes back to a ducking Homicide AND HITS A BIG DDT!!!! Jay covers, 1…2, KICK OUT by Homicide. Jay locks in a sleeper but Homicide quickly uses the ropes to pull himself out and away from Jay. Jay starts climbing outside the ring BUT HOMICIDE NAILS HIM WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! Homicide brings Jay to the outside and starts stomping away on him and now slides back inside the ring. Homicide waits for Jay and now Jay to his feet, Homicide bounces off the ropes, GOES FOR THE TOPE CON HILO BUT JAY HITS HIM WITH A FOREARM BETWEEN THE ROPES!!!!! Jay slides back inside the ring and grabs Homicide from behind, PUMP HANDLE SLAM!!!!! Jay covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!

MR: And so far this match has been nothing SHORT of hard hitting action.

CW: Was there any doubt?

MR: None in the least.

Jay picks Homicide back up and now shoots him to the corner. Homicide hits the corner and now Jay runs up, BIG SPLASH MISSES AS HE GETS KICKED IN THE FACE!!!!!! Jay backs out of the corner, AND HOMICIDE RUNS UP AND NAILS A LARIAT!!!!! Jay goes down and now Homicide covers, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!! Homicide pounds away on Jay and now picks him up and chops him into the corner. Homicide picks Jay up on the turnbuckle and now climbs up top and starts punching him, AND NOW HE HEADBUTTS HIM!!!! Homicide sets Jay up for a superplex, BUT JAY COUNTERS AND NAILS A SIT OUT FACE SLAM!!!!! Jay and Homicide are both down but now Jay rolls over and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Homicide is somewhat dazed from that big move off the top and now Jay picks him up and forearms him against the ropes and shoots him to the far side. Homicide bounces off and comes back
to a ducking Jay and leaps over him. Jay turns around, BIG DROPKICK FROM HOMICIDE!!!!! Jay gets back up and Homicide kicks him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Jay comes back and Homicide kicks him in the gut and wraps him up, DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!!! Homicide covers, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!!! Homicide gets back up and moves to the corner. Homicide climbs up the turnbuckle, COMES OFF WITH A DIVING HEADBUTT AND MISSES!!!!! Jay back to his feet picks Homicide up on his shoulders, AND HE’S GIVING HIM THE OLD AIRPLANE SPIN!!!!!! Jay goes around 6 times, AND NOW NAILS HIM WITH A PROPHECY ALA SEAN O’HAIR!!!!! Jay with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

MR: SO MANY PIN FALLS!!!!! It’s all about the matter of who wants this thing more now.

CW: And at this rate, we might not even see a winner. These two might just go all night.

Homicide gets picked up by Jay and Jay knees him in the gut and now picks him up, BRAINBUSTER!!!!! JAY COVERS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! HOMICIDE KICKS OUT!!!!! Jay questions himself for a minute and now picks Homicide up again and tosses him to the ropes. Homicide comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Jay and bounces off and comes back, BOTH WITH A CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS ON THEM BOTH!!!!! The referee starts counting and he gets up to 6 before they start moving. Homicide and Jay both sitting on the mat, AND HOMICIDE THROWS A RIGHT HAND!!!!! Homicide keeps throwing right hands. Homicide gets back up and now grabs Jay and picks him up, POWERBOMB!!!!! Homicide keeps the hands locked in and picks him up, ANOTHER POWERBOMB AND NOW HOMICIDE COVERS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JAY KICKS OUT!!!!! Homicide forearms Jay now and SETS HIM UP FOR THE COP KILLA BUT JAY PICKS HOMICIDE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND HITS AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!!! Jay gets up and starts to showboat and now covers, 1…2… NO!!!!! Jay gets back to his feet and picks Homicide up. Jay kicks him in the gut, SETS HIM UP FOR THE HARDCORE DROP BUT HOMICIDE SQUIRMS OUT OF IT!!!!! Jay turns around and Homicide kicks him in the gut and sets him up, COP KILLA CONNECTS!!!!! HE HIT THE COP KILLA, 1…2…3!!!!!! HOMICIDE IS IN THE FINALS!!!!!
Winner: Homicide via Cop Killa

Rating: 89%

MR: AND THAT’S IT!!!! THE FINALS ARE SET!!!! It’s gonna be Homicide taking on Jade Diamond, AND LOW KI!!!!

CW: Oh that’s not good Rether. Low Ki and Homicide are partners and former PWK Tag Team Champions. How the HELL do they expect to get along with each other after this one?

MR: Well we’ll just have to find out, but coming up now folks, it’s Raven against DRH. Falls Count Anywhere match, WORLD TITLE ON THE LINE!!!!

~YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!!!!~

(“Come Out And Play” by The Offspring starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Raven makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~DON’T FUCK, WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!!~

(“Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop and the Stooges starts up and the fans boo as DRH makes his way down the aisle with the World Title draped around his shoulder. DRH pauses at the entrance ramp for a second and now turns and goes back through the curtain. A couple seconds pass by and now DRH emerges again, THIS TIME WITH THE CART OF PAIN!!!!! DRH pushes the cart down the aisle and stops at the ring and starts throwing things inside it as the music fades)

World Title, Falls Count Anywhere: Raven vs. DRH ©

DRH continues to toss stuff inside the ring but now Raven grabs a baseball bat and slides out AND CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF DRH!!!!! Raven grabs the bat and now uses it to choke him out. Raven brings DRH to the floor and now grabs himself a crutch, AND BREAKS IT OVER THE BACK OF DRH!!!!!! Raven now with the cover, 1…2… DRH kicks out. Raven tosses DRH into the steel steps but now picks him back up AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CART OF PAIN!!!! Raven slides back inside the ring and grabs a trash can and a cookie sheet and slides back out AND NAILS DRH OVER THE HEAD WITH THE COOKIE SHEET!!!! Raven now goes to nail him with the trash can, BUT DRH BLOCKS IT AND GIVES RAVEN A LOW BLOW!!!!! Raven topples over in pain and now DRH takes the trash can and hops on the apron, LEAPS OFF AND KICKS THE TRASH CAN INTO THE BACK OF RAVEN’S HEAD!!!!! Raven topples into the guardrail and now DRH grabs Raven AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE FANS!!!!!

MR: And DRH isn’t wasting any time acknowledging the falls count anywhere rule. But now he’s going back inside the ring to break out some goodies.

DRH grabs a kendo stick and a strand of barbed wire and starts wrapping it around the kendo stick. DRH now slides outside the ring and Raven is trying to climb back over the guardrail, AND DRH CRACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE KENDO STICK!!!!! DRH now leaps over the guardrail, AND CONTINUES TO WHALE AWAY ON RAVEN!!!!! DRH now takes the kendo stick and grabs a piece of the barbed wire, AND STARTS TO CUT RAVEN ON THE FOREHEAD WITH IT, AND RAVEN IS BUSTED OPEN WITHIN SECONDS!!!!! DRH starts pounding away on the open wound and now picks Raven up, AND SHOVES HIM INTO A BUNCH OF CHAIRS!!!!! Raven topples over the chairs and now DRH picks one chair up, AND NAILS RAVEN OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2… RAVEN KICKS OUT!!!!!

MR: Helton definitely giving Raven the beating of a lifetime so to speak as he’s already busted him open.

DRH picks Raven up and now takes him towards the front door of the arena, AND HE TOSSES RAVEN INTO THE WALL, NO RAVEN REVERSES AND DROP TOE HOLDS DRH FACE FIRST INTO THE WALL, AND THE FORCE OF DRH CREATES A HOLE IN THE WALL!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Raven quickly picks DRH up, AND SCOOP SLAMS HIM on the hard floor. DRH is holding his back in pain and now Raven grabs a drink from a fan, AND SMASHES IT in the face of DRH. Raven picks DRH up again and brings him towards the wall, RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP AGAINST THE WALL!!!!! Raven starts punching away at DRH and now brings him to the front of the doors of the arena, AND DRIVES HIS HEAD THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: DEAR GOD, RAVEN JUST THREW HIM HEAD FIRST THROUGH THAT GLASS DOOR!!!!!

CW: SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR!!!!!

DRH’s face is now bloody, wearing the crimson mask, and Raven makes the cover, 1…2… DRH KICKS OUT!!!!! Raven grabs a piece of broken glass on the ground and now grabs the arm of DRH, AND STARTS CUTTING IT WITH THE GLASS, AND BLOOD STARTS SQUIRTING OUT OF DRH’S ARM!!!!!!

CW: I’M GONNA BE SICK RETHER!!!!!

Raven picks DRH back up and now starts to take him into the parking lot and TOSSES DRH right on top of the hood of a car. Raven climbs up and now picks DRH up, PILEDRIVER, NO DRH BACK BODY DROPS RAVEN BACK FIRST INTO THE WINDSHIELD!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! RAVEN KICKS OUT!!!!! DRH climbs off the car and now starts walking away from Raven. Raven climbs off the car holding his back in pain and trying to wipe the blood from his eyes runs up behind DRH, AND STARTS CLUBBING HIM IN THE BACK!!!!! Raven grabs DRH and turns him around, PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE!!!!! Raven with the cover, 1….2…3 NO!!!! DRH KICKS OUT!!!!!!

MR: PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE STILL CAN’T PUT HIM DOWN!!!!!

Raven puts DRH in a sleeper, BUT DRH STARTS BITING HIM!!!!! Raven let’s go of the hold and now DRH climbs to his feet, AND NAILS RAVEN WITH A YAKUZA KICK!!!!! Raven backs himself into a fence and now DRH runs up, GOES FOR A BODY PRESS BUT RAVEN MOVES!!!!!! DRH hits the fence and now Raven trips him up and grabs his legs, AND SLINGSHOTS DRH INTO THE FENCE AND HE GOES FACE FIRST!!!!! Raven gets up, AND STARTS DIGGING DRH’S FACE INTO THE FENCE!!!!! DRH’s head is completely soaked with blood and now Raven goes over and grabs a garbage can, AND NAILS DRH WITH IT!!!! Raven drops down and covers, 1…2, NEW CHAMPION, NO!!!! Raven picks DRH up and starts walking down the parking lot with him.

MR: Raven is taking DRH some- Wait a second… Clint, what the hell is that?

CW: That looks like a car just sitting in the open… GOOD GOD, SOMEONE JUST TURNED ON THAT CAR!!!!!

MR: THE CAR SPEEDS OVER, AND MY GOD DRH PUSHED RAVEN DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF IT!!!!!! RAVEN JUST GOT HIT BY THAT CAR!!!!! SOMEONE GET A MEDIC!!!!! SOMEONE GET THE EMT’S!!!!!! RAVEN JUST GOT HIT BY THAT CAR!!!!!

CW: AND DRH COVERS, 1…2…3!!!!!! HE RETAINS THE WORLD TITLE!!!!!

Winner And Still World Champion: DRH via pinfall

MR: D

HardcoreJay · June 25, 2006

MR: DRH retains the World Title… But it was at the hands of a crazed maniac that got him the win, wait a second Clint… The car is parked… SOMEONE’S GETTING OUT OF IT!!!!!

CW: HOLY SHIT, IT’S HARDCORE JAY!!!!! HARDCORE JAY WAS THE DRIVER!!!!! HARDCORE JAY WAS THE DRIVER!!!!!

MR: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!! THESE FANS CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!! WHY DID HE DO THIS?!?!?! Is he so obsessed with the damn World Title that he’ll stop at nothing to see that NOBODY beats DRH for it?

Rating: 92%

MR: Fans, it’s been one wild and one HELL of a night… But I hate to say this… Our final match, the match to crown the Lord Of The Rings Champion, is not, I repeat, is NOT, going to make up for what we just saw from Hardcore Jay… I just can’t believe it.

CW: Well he’s gotta have a good explanation for it… And we’ll probably find that out come Tuesday night on Breakout.

(“Realest Killaz” by 2Pac starts up and the fans boo as Low Ki makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Filmstar” by Suede and the fans boo as Jade Diamond heads down the aisle. Diamond climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~YOU SAY YOUR READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!!!!!!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide walks down the aisle with Low Ki staring directly at him. Homicide climbs inside the ring and looks at Low Ki for a few seconds before the music fades)

Lord Of The Rings Championship: Low Ki vs. Jade Diamond vs. Homicide

All 3 circle each other and now LOW KI AND HOMICIDE START ATTACKING DIAMOND!!!! Low Ki and Homicide grab Diamond and shoot him to the ropes. Diamond comes back and now Homicide and Low Ki hip toss him, NO THEY CATCH HIM AND THEN PICK HIM UP HIGH AND SLAM HIM DOWN FACE FIRST!!!! Homicide and Low Ki get up converse between one another and now Homicide tells Low Ki to go to the corner. Homicide now picks Diamond up, HE’S GOT HIM IN THE COP KILLA, AND LOW KI FLIES OFF THE TOP AND NAILS HIM WITH A DOUBLE STOMP TO COMPLETE IT!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Low Ki starts showboating AND NOW HOMICIDE COVERS DIAMOND, 1…2… LOW KI PULLS HOMICIDE OFF!!!!! Homicide looks pissed and now gets into the face of Low Ki and the fans wanna see them go at it. Homicide starts talking trash and now Low Ki retaliates with trash talking of his own. Homicide and Low Ki continue to trash talk one another and now Diamond is getting back to his feet. Diamond quickly goes to the outside, AND SPRINGBOARDS INSIDE THE RING BUT LOW KI AND HOMICIDE QUICKLY NAIL HIM WITH A PAIR OF SUPERKICKS AND GO RIGHT BACK TO TRASH TALKING!!!!!

~THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

Low Ki and Homicide continue to trash talk and Homicide goes to walk away AND LOW KI RUNS UP AND NAILS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT!!!! Low Ki takes Homicide down and starts stomping him. Low Ki picks Homicide up and chops him to the ropes. Low Ki tosses Homicide to the ropes, Homicide comes back and ducks under a kick from Low Ki, AND HITS HIM WITH A SLEEPER SLAM!!!! Homicide covers but Low Ki quickly kicks out. Homicide gets back to his feet and picks Low Ki back up and tosses him in the corner. Homicide runs up and LOW KI NAILS a kick to the face. Homicide turns around, JADE DIAMOND NAILS A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!! Jade with the quick cover, 1…2… LOW KI GOES FOR AN ELBOW BUT JADE MOVES AND HE HITS HOMICIDE!!!!! Jade quickly picks Low Ki up and sets him up, POWERBOMB AND HE ROLLS ON TOP OF HIM, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

MR: JADE DIAMOND ALMOST GOT THE PIN!!!!!

CW: Even after getting his ass handed to him for the first 5 minutes of the match.

Diamond starts pounding away on Low Ki and now Homicide gets back up and nails Diamond in the back with a couple forearms. Homicide shoots Diamond into the ropes, Diamond comes back, BACKFLIPS TO HIS FEET behind Homicide and wraps him up, BIG BACK SUPLEX, AND HE BRIDGES, 1…2… LOW KI BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! Low Ki picks Diamond up and tosses him to the outside. Diamond starts to get back up, AND LOW KI HITS A PESCADO!!!! Low Ki and Diamond back on their feet, HOMICIDE RUNS UP AND HITS A TOPE CON HILO ON BOTH DIAMOND AND LOW KI!!!!! (Clapping) Homicide gets back to his feet and tosses Low Ki back inside the ring. Low Ki starts to get back to his feet and Homicide nails a scoop slam. Homicide climbs to the top rope, BUT JADE DIAMOND COMES UP AND PUSHES CROTCHES HIM ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Diamond climbs the turnbuckle himself, AND USES HOMICIDE AS A LADDER ALMOST AND HITS A BIG SPLASH ON LOW KI!!!!!

~DIAMOND!!!! DIAMOND!!!! DIAMOND!!!!!

MR: WHAT A MOVE FROM DIAMOND!!!!

Diamond is hurt as he clinches his chest and now Homicide gets off the turnbuckle and RUNS UP AND NAILS A YAKUZA KICK ON DIAMOND!!!!! Homicide with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! DIAMOND KICKS OUT!!!! Homicide quickly picks Diamond back up and picks him up on his shoulders, SAMOAN DROP!!!! Homicide covers, 1…2… LOW KI breaks the count. Low Ki now picks Homicide up and chops him to the ropes. Low Ki shoots Homicide over BUT HOMICIDE REVERSES. Low Ki bounces off the ropes and comes back, DUCKS a clothesline, AND HITS THE TIDAL WAVE!!!!! Low Ki covers, 1…2… HOMICIDE KICKS OUT!!!!! Low Ki quickly turns Homicide over, AND LOCKS ON A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!!! Homicide is trying to reach the ropes but Low Ki brings him back towards the center of the ring. Diamond gets up and grabs Low Ki, LOCKS ON A DRAGON SLEEPER!!!! 3 WAY SUBMISSION!!!!!!

~PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!!~

Low Ki finally lets go of the hold and now Diamond still has the hold locked in, BUT HE PICKS LOW LI UP AND NAILS A LIFTING REVERSE DDT!!!!! Diamond with the cover, 1…2… HOMICIDE BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!!! Homicide starts hitting Diamond and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Homicide runs up, BIG CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!! Diamond falls in the corner and now Homicide runs to the ropes and comes back, AND HITS THE BIG KNEE TO THE FACE OF DIAMOND!!!!! Homicide starts to stomp away on Diamond but now Low Ki is at the other end of the ring, runs up, AND HITS THE TIDAL KRUSH ON HOMICIDE!!!!! Homicide falls to the mat and Low Ki covers, 1….2…3 NO!!!! HOMICIDE KICKS OUT!!!!!! Low Ki gets back to his feet and now goes over to Diamond who’s still shaken up in the corner. Low Ki picks Diamond up on the turnbuckle and climbs up top. Low Ki showboats to the fans for a moment, BUT DIAMOND STARTS FIGHTING BACK AND NAILS LOW KI WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE STERNUM!!!! Diamond keeps fighting back and now Low Ki topples over, Diamond wraps him up, LESS THAN ZERO (Tigerdriver) OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: LESS THAN ZERO OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND HOMICIDE COVERS LOW KI, 1…2…3!!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!

CW: HOMICIDE WINS!!!!!

Winner And Lord Of The Rings Champion: Homicide

Rating: 83%

MR: It’s been a hell of a night and we’ve FINALLY crowned a Lord Of The Rings Champion, IN HOMICIDE!!!!! And Clint, HE GETS A SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE!!!!

CW: Rether, I personally can’t WAIT till Breakout.

MR: And WHAT’S going to happen on Breakout? Will DRH and Homicide start something then and there? Will Hardcore Jay answer the big question as to WHY he ran over Raven and DRH tonight? WE’LL SEE YOU AT BREAKOUT!!!!!

(Show fades with Homicide raising up the Lord Of The Rings Trophy while Low Ki walks back up the ramp staring at him, and Jade Diamond staring at him as well)

Overall Show Rating: 87%

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