Footy Fan Files

[Turbo Yannis]

1. What is the best thing that can happen this season? Win the Premiership again and finally win the Champions League.

2. And the worst thing that can happen this season? Not win the Prem and get knocked out of the CL early.

3. Your team's young player to watch? Anthony Grant

4. Most important player? John Terry

5. Who would you like the team to get rid of? Hmmm, hard one as there's not really a player I dislike. Probably Robert Huth or Ricardo Carvalho

6. Is Jose Mourinho the right man for the job? Without a doubt.

7. Have you got any advice for him? Be a bit more gracious in defeat.

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat? Liverpool

9. Which opposing players will get the most stick? Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher (hopefully)

10. What place will your team get? 1st

Edited June 1, 2006 by Turbonegro

[pigeon]

Liverpool

1. What is the best thing that can happen this season ?

Winning the league

2. And the worst thing that can happen this season ?

Losing Rafa Benitez

3. Your team's young player to watch ?

Momo

4. Most important player ?

Gerrard

5. Who would you like the team to get rid of ?

Traore and Cisse EDIT: Warnock too

6. Is Benitez the right man for the job ?

Of course

7. Have you got any advice for him ?

He doesn't need any

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

Everton Man Utd Chelsea

9. Which opposing players will get the most stick ?

Gary Neville, Michael Essien, Phil Neville

10. What place will your team get ?

1st

Edited June 1, 2006 by pigeon

[gunnar hendershow]

Newcastle United

1. What is the best thing that can happen this season ?

-Qualify for Europe, maybe even a top 5 finish.

2. And the worst thing that can happen this season ?

-Relegation... Buomsong.

3. Your team's young player to watch ?

-N'Zogbia!!!

4. Most important player ?

-Shay Given.

5. Who would you like the team to get rid of ?

-Buomsong. Even if we just give him to someone for 1 Euro.

6. Is(name of manager) the right man for the job ?

-Yes, but if he screws up transfers the next few months my mind will quickly change.

7. Have you got any advice for him ?

-Kill Buomsong. And get rid of Luque for whatever you can get. He doesn't want to be here. Oh, NO VIERA! Bring in Dirk Kuyt.

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

-Sunderland... oh wait. Boro, Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea, etc.

9. Which opposing players will get the most stick ?

-Craig Bellamy.

10. What place will your team get ?

-6th is my most likely spot. 5th if Owen and Emre stay.

[IAceI]

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

-Sunderland... oh wait. Boro, Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea, etc.

Edited June 1, 2006 by IAceI

[The LBTN Express]

Bradford City

1. What is the best thing that can happen this season ?

Promotion to the Championship.

2. And the worst thing that can happen this season ?

Not getting promoted.

3. Your team's young player to watch ?

Joe Brown and Tom Penford

4. Most important player ?

Dean Windass

5. Who would you like the team to get rid of ?

Danny Cadamarteri. He's banned at the moment for taking steroids or something. They should just offload him.

6. Is Colin Todd the right man for the job ?

Yeah, he's better than the last few we've had (Robson, Jeffries & Law) and isn't afraid to make hard decisions. I just wish we could get Kamara or Jewell back.

7. Have you got any advice for him ?

Sign another striker to play off Windass.

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

Huddersfield

9. Which opposing players will get the most stick ?

Anyone with long hair.

10. What place will your team get ?

5th or 6th

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

What is the best thing that can happen this season?

Top 5 finish

And the worst thing that can happen this season?

Another Souness-esque season. All our best players fucking off.

Your team's young player to watch?

Charley Z. But, Matty Pattison looks promising. Does Steven Taylor still count?

Most important player?

Shay Given

Who would you like the team to get rid of?

Boumsong and Faye

Is Roeder the right man for the job?

Hopefully. We were great under him during his caretaker run but he has to sign the right players. If he can do that, yes.

Have you got any advice for him?

Keep Charlez N'Zogbia anyway you can. And somehow fix Dyer's legs so they don't fuck up every other game.

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat?

The Boro for being such smug cunts. West Ham, for no reason other than I dislike them.

Which opposing players will get the most stick?

Bellamy, Jenas, Boro

What place will your team get? 6th

[TMM]

1. What is the best thing that can happen this season ? Win the Premiership and/or Champions League.

2. And the worst thing that can happen this season ? Have a domestic collapse like we did last season.

3. Your team's young player to watch ? Cesc Fabregas, Artuto Lupoli, Nicklas Bendtner, pick one.

4. Most important player ? Thierry Henry by a mile and half.

5. Who would you like the team to get rid of ? Um, no-one really, well Lauren so then Eboue can play more often.

6. Is Arsene Wenger the right man for the job ? Best manager in the world, so yeah.

7. Have you got any advice for him ? He's the best manager in the world, he doesn't need my advice.

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ? Tottenham and Chelsea. Tottenham for the obvious, and because some of their fans actually think they're better than us, which is funny. Chelsea because they're Chelsea.

9. Which opposing players will get the most stick ? Any smarmy git who dives all over the place (ie: Drogba).

10. What place will your team get ? Top two.

[Colly]

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

-Sunderland... oh wait. Boro, Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea, etc.

At least you'd have somewhat of a chance to beat us. And Boro too. Shame that Newcastle are vastly overrated and their fans still think there great. Still one of the top 3 teams in Europe? lol.

[gunnar hendershow]

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

-Sunderland... oh wait. Boro, Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea, etc.

At least you'd have somewhat of a chance to beat us. And Boro too. Shame that Newcastle are vastly overrated and their fans still think there great. Still one of the top 3 teams in Europe? lol.

When have Newcastle ever claimed to be one of the top 3 teams in Europe? Thats a ludicrous statement. And on paper we're fucking ace. Knowsit.

I forget who said it, but someone associated with Newcastle once claimed we were one of the 5 biggest teams in Europe. It's not true since unlike a lot of sides we don't have a large concentration of foreign support (Though I'm an example of foreign support) and glory supporters (We haven't won anything in years, so how the hell could we have glory supporters?). I would say we're a lot more popular than people give us, we sell out every fucking home match.

[Guest Professor Kou]

Halifax Town

1. What is the best thing that can happen this season ? Purchasing Ronaldo from Real Madrid, since he wants to further his career.

2. And the worst thing that can happen this season ? Losing a game, We've got the class to have an undefeated season.

3. Your team's young player to watch ? Soon to be Freddy Guarin, as the manager plays FM.

4. Most important player ? Soon to be Ronaldinho of course.

5. Who would you like the team to get rid of ? Opposing fans at the games. One time they hit me with a nickel.

6. Is(name of manager) the right man for the job ? Nah, Ringo Masterson once took some scottish team to glory. He should do it.

7. Have you got any advice for him ? Buy Duncan McFarlane

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ? Chelsea in the FA Cup final.

9. Which opposing players will get the most stick ? York, Because I hate York.

10. What place will your team get ? 1st, of course.

[G-O-D]

Chelsea FC

1. What is the best thing that can happen this season ?

Winning the Champions League.

2. And the worst thing that can happen this season ?

Having the world implode because we're so good. Or maybe Mourinho leaving us.

3. Your team's young player to watch ?

Lassana Diarra.

4. Most important player ?

Frank Lampard

5. Who would you like the team to get rid of ?

Peter Kenyon

6. Is(name of manager) the right man for the job ?

Yes.

7. Have you got any advice for him ?

No.

8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

All of them.

9. Which opposing players will get the most stick ?

Steven Gerrard ?

10. What place will your team get ?

1st