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Guest Bigal's Second Potato

"Hello, may I please speak to someone who can vote?"

"Pardon?"

"Someone who can vote, please?"

"I can vote."

"You? *laughter* But you are a woman!"

"Women can vote."

(a couple lines I don't remember)

"In Kazhakstan, it goes a God, a man, a horse, a dog, a children, a women, a...little crawlie thing..."

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Guest Bigal's Second Potato

"It is okay...I have a new wife now! And she is better than the one before!"

"In my country there is problem

And that problem is transport

It is very big problem

Because Kazahkstan is large

Throw transport down the well

So my country can be free

We must grab it by the horns

And we will have a big party

In my country there is problem

And that problem is the Jew

He will take all your money

And he will not give it back

Throw the Jew down the well

So my country can be free

We must grab him by the horns

And we will have a big party"

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He was in Holland last week. He talked about the red lights district in Holland, then he said:

"In Kazahkstan we also have a red light district. It's in a very small town. Only the people who are NOT hookers live there".

He did that bit on Night of Too Many Stars too. It wasn't that great, really.

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