EWB's Top 50 Women VII: The Bitches and the Bitchers!

[ROC]

So after about a month of being lazy and finding that my amigo on the list hasn't appeared to do anything with it, I think I shall begin the seventh installment of the EWB Women list. First is the ones who didn't make it, though, with a pic of two thrown in to make you feel guilty.

Eva Green

Camilla Belle (with a certain blonde who did make the list...)

Ali Larter

Oh, and some of the porn chicks. >_>

Anyways, now is the time for speculation and the first few should be up in a few hours.

[YI]

The Camilla character is a cutie. I wouldn't say no to the other two (Hell, I'd go all out for either of them), but they're hardly 'celebrity' attractive...although Larter's borderline.

And I fucking hated the porn chicks on the list.

Edited November 19, 2007 by YI

[NobBe Nobbs]

I've just realised I left Mac off my list.

Be right back, committing seppuku.

[YI]

I've just realised I left Mac off my list.

[NobBe Nobbs]

...YI, how long have you been here? How have you not noticed this abnormal and frankly scary fascination? For shame.

[Iain76er]

I didn't vote, but its a shame Eva Green didn't get on the list, she's a hottie.

Who's the underage girl everyone voted for this year?

[ROC]

Now to begin the list!

50. Natasha Bedingfield

Age: 25

Country of Origin: England

Most Famous For... Having a successful singing career in both the UK and the United States. She hit the UK Singles Chart #1 for "These Words" back in 2004 while "Unwritten" hit the #1 of the Pop 100 in America around the same time.

My Thoughts: She's a very cute girl. Probably not top 50 worthy, but there'll be a lot more around this list that certainly aren't.

49. Emmanuelle Chriqui

Age: 29

Country of Origin: Canada

Most Famous For... Playing the girlfriend of Eric Murphy, named Sloan, on Entourage. She also has roles in such films as 100 Girls (a favorite from my adolescence), Wrong Turn, Waiting..., and Snow Day.

My Thoughts: It's all good.

48. Shirley Manson

Age: 41

Country of Origin: Scotland

Most Famous For... Being the lead vocalist to one of the most successful bands of the 90s, Garbage. Manson sticks out due to her independent nature and sexy songs.

My Thoughts: She's always been a fave, and quite honestly, it's hard not to view a woman as sexy when she sings a song like "Push It".

Because of pure laziness, I think I shall post three at a time. There will be another post within a couple of hours, though. Guaranteed.

[Hugar Twriker Eats Spam]

50. Cute but shouldn't be in the top 50.

49. She is hot. I agree in her being in this position. Bad picture though

48. Eww... NO NOO NO take her away from me.

[ROC]

Okay, fuck the random info. I'm gonna get this semi ready to be done with me leaving for five days, so here is some more. (BTW, if Be, who is my pic source, wants to post the rest of the list while I'm gone, I'm all for that.) Now here's the next seven.

47. Claire Forlani

46. Mariska Hargitay

45. Asia Argento

44. Alyson Michalka (Hugar's damn Disney Channel whore)

43. Winona Ryder

42. Missy Peregrym (Yay, better looking Hilary Swank lookalikes!)

41. Beyonce

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Shirley Manson is 41?! Bloody hell I feel old.

And huzzah for Claire Forlani. 35 and still loverly.

[Skummy]

Well, with Asia and Winona out of the way that's me pretty much devoid of hope for the rest of the list. Not to mention that numbers 49, 47, 46 and 44 don't look at all attractive...no idea who any of them are, either.

[MalaCloudy Black]

That's the worst picture of Mariska Hargitay ever.

[DMN in the House]

Those are seriously, like, the two WORST pictures of Beyonce you could find. Seriously. She's fucking smokin'. I mean, I know I have a thing for black chicks, but she's just... fuckin' hot.

[Hugar Twriker Eats Spam]

To my dearest ROC, the founder and author of this wonderful list.

I am writing you so that I may tell you that the picture you used for #44 Alyson Michalka is not a picture of Alyson Michalka at all but instead a picture of her younger sister and bandmate Amanda Joy Michalka. I request you change the picture to that of the real number 44 Alyson Michalka posthaste or I will seek revenge posthaste. Also, if you do not change the picture posthaste I will be forced to make another post using the word posthaste a bunch of times.

Sincerly yours,

Hugar

[ROC]

To the fine readers of this list,

Don't shoot the messenger.

[NobBe Nobbs]

#40: Avril Lavigne

Age: 23 (although I keep thinkin she's older than that. Probably because she's been around for fucking ages)

Country of Origin: Canada

Most Famous For: Her singing, especially Sk8er Boi, which was all the rage when I was in year eight (i.e. six or seven years go) and some other stuff in between. Sk8er Boi was awful back then and has now progressed to god-awful

#39: Christina Ricci

Age: 27

Country of Origin: America

Most Famous For: Probably being Wednesday Addams in the Addams Family movies, but she was also in Black Snake Moan, which was surprisingly good. She's also been in this list like eight times before or something, and so I had no idea which pictures had been used already. Apparently, she's going to be in Speed Rcer, which is...interesting, I guess.

#38: Rihanna

Age: 19 (wait, NINETEEN? She's only five months older than I am!)

Country of Origin: Barbados

Most Famous For: Something about an umbrella. You can argue, but that's the only way I've ever heard of her. That, and she had something to do with Bring It On: All Or Nothing, which was completely devoid of artistic and thespic merit but did feature Hayden Panettiere in tight shorts.

#37: Sophia Bush

Age: 25

Country of Origin: America

Most Famous For: Her role in One Tree Hill, which doesn't seem to have made it over here. Seriously, you guys are happy to export shit like the Big Bang Theory, but something that Wikipedia extols as a good thing gets nowhere? Thanks, guys. Just for that, you get to keep New England

#36: Liz Hurley

Age: 42

Country of Origin: England

Most Famous For: Arguably being hot in the first Austin Powers then evil in the second, she's also done a lot of charity work and had her acting skills criticised for being just a stage above pornography. Which is a double insult, because girls who star in porn either don't act or overact to the point where you want to kick them in the face until they SHUT UP (a good example of the latter is Sasha Grey. Hot as shit, but good god shut the fuck up)

#35: Cristina Scabbia

Age: 35

Country of Origin: Italy

Most Famous For: Being the lead singer for Lacuna Coil. She also did a duet with Dave Mustaine of A Tout La Monde from the United Abominations album, which I might upload somewhere if you're good enough and don't use too many racial slurs when mocking my choice of pictures. That second picture is also a good approximation of the expression the smiley ":3" is supposed to symbolise. I think.

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P.S. Hugar, I will not enable you and your barely-legal fetishes any more.

[wCwCreator]

I knew Missy looked like someone, just didn't know but the resemblance is uncanny. Rhianna should be higher.

[YI]

You forgot the remake of "Bedazzled", which was arguably Liz Hurley's greatest work, sheer erection making material.

[Skummy]

You managed to find possibly the least attractive picture of Ricci ever. Ouch.

Don't really care about the rest, although that Sophia lady looks like a bit of alright.

[NobBe Nobbs]

You managed to find possibly the least attractive picture of Ricci ever. Ouch.

Edited November 23, 2007 by De