THE RESULTS: EWB Women

[Colly]

Hang on, Lauren Laverne? Has this taken in my own personal 'minor celebrities who I probably definitely still would' list? Are Jenny Powell and Michaela Strachan further down?

And YI, the only Bethany I can think of is the little girl off Corrie, you sicko.

[Benji]

Hang on, Lauren Laverne? Has this taken in my own personal 'minor celebrities who I probably definitely still would' list? Are Jenny Powell and Michaela Strachan further down?

And YI, the only Bethany I can think of is the little girl off Corrie, you sicko.

Fuck yes. Incidentally, does anyone know what the story is from where someone was knocking one out to her and then the page turned just as someone entered the room and it looked like he was doing it to Terry Nutkins?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Mmmm Michaela Strachan....Man I used to fancy her when she was on the Wide Awake Club.

[ROC]

I think Candice Michelle looks great naked...and thus she is hot.

[YI]

More discussion? I just want more results

[OGpistolpete]

Candice Michelle? Are you people serious? She's is hot, but she is nothing amazing. I could find girls that look just like her or better walking down the street.

[YI]

Candice Michelle? Are you people serious? She's is hot, but she is nothing amazing. I could find girls that look just like her or better walking down the street.

[OGpistolpete]

Candice Michelle? Are you people serious? She's is hot, but she is nothing amazing. I could find girls that look just like her or better walking down the street.

If ony your mother could walk.

[Hugar Twriker Eats Spam]

Candice Michelle? Are you people serious? She's is hot, but she is nothing amazing. I could find girls that look just like her or better walking down the street.

[YI]

Where are these 'streets' people walk down? Because, if I walk down my street, I generally see a gaggle of 60 year olds off to the bus stop, a retarded dog and a fat college girl girl going to her car.

[AboveAverage]

Why are there so many British chicks that are skinny to the point that its weird? That model that was just posted, and Keira Knightley...these women would be gorgeous if they'd just put on a few pounds.

[IAceI]

I know we're a small country but Sophie Ellis Bexter and Keira Knightley don't constitute 'so many'. And yeah, gorgeous to you, but perhaps not everyone has the same tastes as you.

[YI]

35. ANGELINA JOLIE

UNITED STATES

AGE: 32

VOTE COUNT: 28pts (10-4)

FAMOUS FOR: Rose to fame as a gorgeous, kinky as hell actress, now seems most content playing mother by adopting a bunch of 'black bearns'.

PERSONAL VERDICT: FIIIIT! She seems like she'd be game for a lot. I aint having no black babies calling me daddy though. I'd shag.

34. ALEXA CHUNG

ENGLAND

AGE: 24

VOTE COUNT: 30pts (10-5)

FAMOUS FOR: Model/fasion 'icon'/Popworld Presenter/Arctic Monkey shagger.

PERSONAL VERDICT: Nice! Very cute. Seems like a good party girl. I'd shag.

33. MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL

UNITED STATES

AGE: 30

VOTE COUNT: 34pts (9-8)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, strangely she's been in a hell of a lot of films I've seen, yet I have no fucking idea who she actually was, and never really connected those people in the films as the same actress. You just want to go all "Secretary" on her don't you? Sick bastards!

PERSONAL VERDICT: Photographs rather shittilly. But she's cute I guess. Wouldn't put her anywhere near a top 50 though. I'd shag.

32. SALMA HAYEK

MEXICO

AGE: 41

VOTE COUNT: 34pts (10-7)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress come producer. Produces the pile of shite that is "Ugly Betty".

PERSONAL VERDICT: Something about her puts me off a bit. I mean, she's sexy. Looks great for her age. And her tits are immense, and she's not afraid to show them off. But still, there's something that means I wouldn't put her in my top 50. I'd shag.

31. ANA IVANOVIC

SERBIA

AGE: 20

VOTE COUNT: 36pts (10-8)

FAMOUS FOR: #4 Women's Tennis player in the world, year end 2007...current #2 if Wikipedia can be trusted.

PERSONAL VERDICT: FIT! Her, Kirilenko and Sharapova are all grade fucking A! Happy she got here. As I really wasn't expecting it. I'd shag.

[NobBe Nobbs]

You just want to go all "Secretary" on her don't you? Sick bastards!

[IAceI]

It's better because she's a good tennis player. Unlike Kournikova.

[YI]

30. KATE HUDSON

UNITED STATES

AGE: 28

VOTE COUNT: 38pts (10-9)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress in a bunch of shit films.

PERSONAL VERDICT: She sometimes look weird. Like, even when she looks weird, I still would, in a heartbeat. But...yeah. Probably wouldn't make my Top 50. I'd shag.

29. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

ENGLAND

AGE: 22

VOTE COUNT: 42pts (8-4-2)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, most notable for her role in the Pirates Of The Caribbean trilogy. Was also in the awesome "Love Actually", in a love triangle involving Simon from "Teachers"...which is just...still surreal to me. GOd love Andrew Lincoln.

PERSONAL VERDICT: BEAUTIFUL!!! FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!! I'd shag.

28. HAYLEY WILLIAMS

UNITED STATES

AGE: 19

VOTE COUNT: 48pts (9-6-1)

FAMOUS FOR: Being the spunky, energetic singer of pop-punk/power-pop/emo-rock band "Paramore" - whilst owning a vagina.

PERSONAL VERDICT: She's cute. She does seem to sport Ziggy Stardust's hair on occasion. Top 50...nah. I'd shag.

27. AVRIL LAVIGNE

CANADA

AGE: 23

VOTE COUNT: 60pts (10-7-3)

FAMOUS FOR: Pop singer with 'punk-rock' attitude. Shagging the munchkin from Sum 41.

PERSONAL VERDICT: FUCKING FIT! I never really caught onto the Avril love during the 'sk8r gurl' period. But must have been 05/06 I saw a picture of her, blonde hair, glammed up a bit, dressing girly and I was like "FUCKING HELL!". She makes polkadot WELLIES look hot for fucks sake. I'd shag.

26. AUDREY TAUTOU

FRANCE

AGE: 29

VOTE COUNT: 63pts (10-10-1)

FAMOUS FOR: Being a French actress...and not 'selling out to Hollywood' or some bollocks. Really, I have no fucking idea who she is.

PERSONAL VERDICT: She has weird features, especially with short hair. She's the 'quirky' kind I guess, a lot of you seem to cream over. To me she just looks like a "modern-foreign language teacher". Not top 50 worthy. I'd shag.

[IAceI]

Well, there's two of my picks in one update. Williams and Lavigne. I absolutely adore Avril Lavigne to pieces.

Shame she's after the average looking French woman.

[Gazz]

Hayley Williams is 19?

Oh, thank fuck. I thought the paedophilia was setting in.

EDIT

Had a thought as well, All Beths are fit?

What about Beth Ditto

Sorry YI.

Edited February 13, 2008 by Dr. Gazz

[ROC]

There is still nothing attractive to me about Avril at all...maybe it's her being god awful as a singer that stops me from liking her.

And maybe I'm weird, but that Maggie Gyllenhaal in fur shot was...really hot.

[AboveAverage]

I know we're a small country but Sophie Ellis Bexter and Keira Knightley don't constitute 'so many'. And yeah, gorgeous to you, but perhaps not everyone has the same tastes as you.

Edited February 13, 2008 by AboveAverage